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  • LOL At first I thought....well just watch the whole video :)

  • this is not funny

  • lol, i just bought five games for 40 bucks yesterday, fuk em

  • Fuck you EA

  • Whoa, IGN actually made a funny sketch! Anyways, this was pretty awesome.

  • hey i dont play the newer games are there realy online passes you only get if you buy new???

    if so then just dont but there games the sned complaints and right before they go out of buissness they will take it back there we go we can buy used agian

  • fuck online passes

  • "did you know every time you buy a used videogame a serial killer escapes from prison?" DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • We all know Greg Miller is not shooting blanks! =D

  • Just when I thought EA could stoop no lower. How dare they punish us for trying to save money!? In case u forgot, EA, these are hard times! We can't always buy new games.

  • The ppl at EA are Nazis

  • New Man is too soft on crime, to protect our Freedom he should be personally castrating the criminals who buy used and their Axis of Evil who also buy used. Castrate them with extreme prejudice.

  • But...  If we don't buy used games, how will we get the classics, like Ocarina of Time and Earthbound?

  • Its funny how everyone is saying fuck EA and they just wont buy EA games anymore when EA is slowly taking control of the whole industry. Have fun not buying games period.

  • @TypicalNerd27 If everyone stops buying EA games then they will go out of business, they need us as much as we need them.... no wait I guess we don't actually need them after all, so it is really just them who needs us which means we have the power so stop being a fucking pussy, coward.

  • Hey EA how about this, put a code in every game and that if not entered while playing a game stamps a giant "USED" over peoples pics in the game... or nerf all items in the game and make them used versions. "Used M-16: It might still fire" "Used Sword of Dragon Slaying: Heat it up and you can cut butter...maybe"

    Maybe microsoft, Sony and Nintendo should do this with controllers too. Buy a controller without entering the "new" code and the buttons stick and left direction doesn't work :)

  • @JakalairVG

    Dude, your post is freaking funny. Don't go presenting EA with any ideas. They just my incorporate them into their games.

  • Dude what EA is doing is purely fucked up, there whole online pass BS has the potential to destroy the entire selling and trade market for games. All to make a few bucks, nice going assholes. Think about the kid who wants to trade in his shitty games for good ones, pretty soon he wont be able too. All because some rich assholes want another digit on there paycheck. 

  • NEW MAN AWAY !!!!! (wwwhhooooosshhhh)

  • FUCK YOU EA.

    Just because I don't have a lot of money and I can't always spend money on video games i'm penalized for it? BULLSHIT.

  • lol shooting blanks

  • Greg is awesome "but i don't have a baby"

  • Don't buy from EA. It's a good thing imo. I won't have idiots to deal with on PSN who bitch about "OH MY GOD EA CHARGED ME $20 TO PLAY THIS ONLINE BECAUSE I BUY USED AND HATE SUPPORTING DEVELOPERS! THEY STILL GOT MY MONEY EITHER WAY, BUT I WANT TO BITCH BECAUSE ITS FUN!" Sure EA isn't the best developer/publisher, but who cares? They are doing this to make money. But at least they aren't shoving every franchise down your throat (Activision) and want to charge $90 per game (Activision again).

  • i love EA

  • I like that they are doing this. I buy my games new, and I like to support a video game developer.

    If games were only $50, then no one would be bitching about this because they could afford new games on the fly.

    EA needs money, or there won't be any more games coming out from them.

    So if you guys want to ever see another EA published game, good luck trying to only get new games.

    Also, NEVER buy anything from GameStop. New or used.. Because all their "New" games are used by employees.

  • @Khaosreign ea sucks, i hope they go out of buisness

  • @adem1000000 I'm glad that they haven't. And they won't. As long as they keep making Madden games every year, EA will be in business for decades to come. I hope that Activision goes out of business. Annualize-able games are all that they care about. They want to shove video games down your throat. And not only that, but games that don't have much to offer. All of the Call of Duty games have been bad. CoD4 was the only one that was good. And it was amazing. Activision sucks so much ass, kill them

  • @adem1000000 i hope they do to. i mean they became who they are now because of many of us (the last EA game i bought new was Road rash 2, i bought NFS for PSX used). we need to teach them that we don't like getting screwed around (this is what they are doing), and that means not buying anything from them. that goes towards Activision, THQ and a few others. THQ actually started this bullshit first and it trickled down to other companies.

    I am glad EA didn't renew their contract for NASCAR.

  • @Khaosreign Humm, you do know that when a retailer stocks it shelves with any new game they buy them (usually in bulk) ?

    that means that when the retailer stocks the game the publisher and developer get their money, the money you pay is a recoup for the retailer to buy more games to restock their shelves. used games sales does not hurt the publisher or developer.

    These retailers and us are what made them (ea or other publisher) what they are today..

    The online pass is a slap in the face.

  • @madmax2069 And yes, I do know that. But you also know that when someone doesn't buy a game NEW, the retailer won't order more games because it isn't considered a best seller. So if your buying a new game, why the fuck does it matter? The pass is free. This is meant to eliminate used game sales. Because stores like GameStop are selling that game for about $35, how much are you getting in trade-in credit? A dollar? Maybe 3 at the max. Exactly, sell it online. Someone will buy the pass.

    Fuck off.

  • @Khaosreign Gamestop is on board with them.

    they are not trying to stop used game sales, used game sales are not hurting their profits one bit, they want a piece of the action. EA has increased its profits with each year.

    This is how game shops stay in business, if you don't like the fact that gamestop sells a used game for more then what they paid you buy your games that don't sell used games (because they all do it). even those small independent video game shops.

    you fuck off prick

  • @madmax2069 I love how stupid you are. They give you $2 for trade-in credit (if its a popular title) and they sell it back for $30+. Most places will do that, even independent stores, but they don't fuck you that badly. So... Sell your stuff online if your going to get rid of it. Don't trade your stuff in. GameStop is trying to fuck you out of every bit of money you have. And no video game developers like used game sales you fucking idiot. If you would actually listen to GameScoop, you'd know.

  • @Khaosreign wow dude just stop already.

  • @madmax2069 Then don't try and troll me kiddo. :) Nice job but you went from being the troll, to getting trolled. I-Win-Button activated once more.

  • @Khaosreign I am not trolling you. like i said just fucking stop

  • @madmax2069

    Let's protest Gamesop!

  • never thought buying a used games is cheap but shit can be fucked up scratched you don't know

  • Yah i'm so anti EA now that i won't buy anything new from them. mass effect 3 im going to wait till game of the year edition with all the dlc included comes out then buy it used. they can suck it.

  • i like buying used games even if they are 5 dollars cheaper why its nice being able to take it back if you do not like it and the warranty is nice if some thing happens just take it back whats not to like i do buy new if it comes with some thing kick ass that you can get for buying it new lol

  • LOL, Paid for by Concerned Publishers for more money!

  • LOL, Brought by Concerned Advertizers for more money lol!

  • It's not jus EA now, THQ is doing it and others will too but itn's not a big fuss the code doesn't cost that much but i buy most games brand new so this don't effect me.

  • 120 people got pwned by New Man

  • Deadly Preminitions sucks btw

  • EA is doing this because they have No Competition!!!!!! Where the Hell is 2K Sports!!

  • @mrjaynificent E.A. bought the rights to the NFL so they are the only ones that can use its likeness, its players, etc. i dont know when that runs out though lets hope 2k comes back bigger and better.

  • the people at EA arent good they're complete ass holes

  • why do i just love the way ryan clements is in the video... "dameon..? what the ff...biiiip..!!!" and greg miller.. "ooooooooh" :D

  • EA games suck anyway.

  • how is this thing by ea bad. like the vip pass and cerberus network? i mean all its giving you is a pass for little free add ons. that the same thing as ps plus! if your to cheap to buy a new game then you cant expect to get everything that someone who payed full price for gets. i mean you get what you pay for

  • @MrEastcoastkid you still pay for dlc after the pass

  • @SomeOnlineGamer everything is the same because its already apart of the game, and yes you pay the same for DLC and get access to the same content. they changed nothing, they are trying to warrant online pass. its extortion

  • I'd boycott, but I really want Mass Effect 3.

  • this vid is bad!!! what a consumist thing! Where is Green Peace?!!!!!!!

  • FUCK E.A. I AM NEVER GONNA BUY AN EA GAME AGAIN

  • But New Man! How am I, the innocent, average, hard-working consumer that doesn't have a 6-figure supposed to be compensated when I buy a bad game?

  • Meh, I have never boughten one of EA's repetative game releases, and this will just ensure that I never buy one in the future. EA = Fail

  • Tell you what EA I just won't buy any of your games new, that way no one can get them used later on. Just doing my part... Fuck you EA

  • @chewser117

    funny! EA is the evil 99%!

  • Boycott EA into non-fucking-existence!

  • wHAT IS THE SONG AT 1:21 !?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

  • "If you want to go in reverse you got to open your purse!" LMAO!

  • PUSSY

  • dude lol Ryan your awsome ! Beyond !

  • Its just being greedy!! what other industries ask you to pay them again when you buy a product used? if you buy a used car for example you dont have to pay the car company again to use it! EA have allready made there money when the game was bought the first time....

  • fuck ign too isnt there parent company EA?

  • @lilHippo Well that explains everything then! 

  • Greg is my own personal jesus.

  • can I jump in here between all the EA hate and comment on how awesome gregs face was hahahahahaha PUSSY! :O

  • I bought red dead redemption for $64 new from Hong Kong and it sells new in Australia for 108. Now i know its not a EA game but games in Australia cost heaps so i support buying used or from Hong Kong

  • Oddly enough, even though I don't like buying used, every game I've deeply loved was used. It's borderline superstition for me.

  • The way I see it, USED games are good, support used games, I like it.

  • for ea sports just buy 2k instead and for football buy backbreaker its already a better game

  • The online system is not run by EA and others corp, The system is runned by sony and micosoft etc, So its not going to improve online game play its a scam and that is that. :/

  • First they close Pandemic and now this????? FUCK YOU EA, no more games from you.

  • greedy mother fuckers

  • I like how there was a second one armed chair right next to the one the guy got pushed out of. I wonder if it was "used" too? lol

    P.S. Fuck E.A.

  • Screw you i buyen my used games DOUCHE BAG

  • WHAT A SHIT VID

  • I get that this was meant to be funny, but I can't tell if it's a joke on the publishers, or actually supporting them.

    In the sense that if this was to support them, fuck that. Big name gaming corporations don't give two shits about their consumers, and are only out for the money. You can tell from their customer support that they don't give a rat's ass, also in that a lot of the games they throw out there are poor quality.

  • Hey guys google this site - escapegamesclub

    Its got a crapload of the best casual flash games on the net

    Thanks guys (:

  • Wow, really? Wow EA, WOW...

  • EA is just another greedy corporation

  • The only thing i don't get is if u buy a game that's a few years old they might not have a new copy so u pay even more for online fees because a store isn't being shipped new copies anymore

  • Well EA havent really made anything good recently that would be worth buying brand new :S i just wont buy anythin from them. There games usually come out full price and then a week or 2 later theres DLC to pay 4 aswell.....overall the game ends up costing alot more than what u think lol

  • wtf if the EA stuff is real, screw them.

  • @prateek523 It's real... Theyre a bunch of assholes....

    * Rockstar Forever *

  • I get why they're doing this. And yes, buying used doesn't support the developers...but they don't tell people this. They just ramble on about how bad it is. How the hell do they expect people to understand?

  • Shooting blanks LOL!

  • Do you understand that EA is possibly on of the biggest Video Game competitors out there? They got WAYYY to much shit to worry about then fixing a lil lag. I can survive a little bit of lag, but as for you, your life is on hold untill they fix the servers....

  • @Wher3Wuzi then i guess i wont buy bad company 3. oh well.... guess EA has a right to be assholes about servers they run, and i have the right to not buy they're games anymore.

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  • Cool t-shirt daemon!

  • im just going to put up my ps3 for awhile and go last gen/pc gaming except for good ps3 games that get cheap in the next two years. next generation games are good and all but i cant keep waiting 3-4 months to buy a new game i want that will most likely roll credits within 15 hours for 60$ when i can get used last gen/cheap pc games every week for about 10-15 bucks. also fuck EA they screwed up the bc2 servers so they glitch and lag like hell all of a sudden.

  • i guess your somewat lucky u can still cope with playing a last gen game for me after i played gta iv on my 360 i downloaded san andreas off xbl and couldnt even handle playing i guess next gen graphics really fuck up the gaming mind

  • I just wont buy EA how is that for a fee.

  • Buy used and save the environment

    Oh ! Fuck E.A.

  • lawl. fuck EA.

  • fuck EA

  • HA!

  • This is like "don't be a pirate anymore". Fine, I gladly put my pirate coat in the dress room, but I can't do that, just because for one like me it's just too damn expansive to buy this stuffs! And I'm creppy sure that I'm not the only guy in this situation.

  • if you werent shooting blanks hahaha :D

  • I'm glad to see that satire is working it's way back into our culture. Although it is at it's best when it is more subtle than this.

  • Ubisoft is also doing this now.

  • EA can suck a dildo. What the fuck do you think I paid Xbox Live for?

  • im sorry but im not gonna like buy a game for 30 quid when i could get it for a fiver...

  • I love sarcasm

  • ea are evil penny pinching fuckers

  • funny vid but ffs used games rule!

  • lol paid for by concerned publishers for more money hahahahha

  • buying used saves me 20-50$ a game ^^

  • does that mean that you cant jut borrow a game off a mate and play it in ur own xbox, or if a mate comes round he cant brin git an dplay??

  • Video games companies are turning into money hungry dogs, what happened to making the customer happy? instead of pissing then off and treating them like shit.

  • @jimmyrhondy They always wanted to treat costumers like shit, its just before there wasn't enough demand to shit on us, thanks to success of MW2 we will get raped all the time now.

  • Awesome ! :)

  • this want me to buy more used games just to piss of guys like him

  • LOL! so bad at the shooting blanks comment xD! this is why is hes my fav. IGN guy xD!

  • Very fun! Mr. Hatfield is adorable. ^_^

  • LMAABO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I was like ..... until i realized that they were making fun of EA :) Then i lolled.

  • Thanks New Man, for that corporate message!

  • EA's a money hungry, maniac, bully, that buys up IP's like they were their 3rd wives tampons at the supermart, and does piss poor jobs of creating those IP's into games. But that's not to say that there aren't any other publishers that are SUE HAPPY and try to decimate each other's companies, because some asshole C E O didn't get their christmas bonus! I like it tho, keeps the gaming world on it's toes.

  • Lol lol lol lol lols!!!!!!

  • FUCK EA!

  • I already pay for xbox live!!! Why must I pay to play Madden, FIFA and Tiger every year!!!

  • DISLIKE 106

  • lol the car was the best one

  • This is funny...but buying used isn't bad news. First of all it's usually cheaper. For example at gamestop if you have a special card you get a 10% discount on used games. Second of all, this "online pass" shit with ea is going too far. It's just a ploy to bring in more money and i sure as hell hope other companies don't go the same way. But with the video game industry the way it is, other companies will follow.

  • @skram2748 jesus christ dude i couldnt agree with you more. when i heard this stupid online pass shit i was like wtf? like you said its only a ploy to bring in more money. And if other companies do the same then there wont be anymore trading in games because the compaies will be losing money because no one is gonna buy traded in used games,

  • @ShikaShiwaaa YOU SAID . And if other companies do the same then there wont be anymore trading in games because the compaies will be losing money because no one is gonna buy traded in used games. GAME MAKING COMPANIES DONT MAKE MONEY OFF USED GAMES THATS WHY THERE INVENTING THIS ONLINE PASS

  • lol l4d2 shirt ftw!! :)

  • EA is looking to put game-stores out of business, and not to mention fuck consumers...

  • Very good! Very critical!

  • I hope people realize this is satire and that EA is out of line with what they're doing.

  • That woman in the car reminds me of the woman that got out of her car and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" when my friend kicked a football on her car by accident lol. Good memories

  • i dont even have money to buy a game so how can i buy new =( no used = no playeres

  • lol so what exactly are his powers? Other than the power to be obnoxious to his co-workers?

    Also, Newman should have a shirt with a big bold N on it.

  • #LOL

  • daemon sucks

  • @ultimatetaggerung It's Damon. #FAIL

  • hahahahaha hilarious... fuck EA

  • i dont know if they are for used games or against them

  • I want that Solid Snake life size doll.

  • is what he saying true?

  • NO! i'm Newman.... really i am.....

  • I HATE EA!

  • buy the fucking game for 60 bucks like everyone else u dicks and stop complainging u broke fags.

  • @KuribohAbridged You are one of the fucking reasons DLC and new games are costing more you fag. I can afford the new games, doesn't mean i fucking want to waste money.

  • @mikeyforge What is DLC?

  • @dalynca downloadable content

  • @Ps3LiF3 thanks

  • @dalynca no prob

  • @mikeyforge then stop playing games u broke nerd.

    if u cANT SUPPRT THEW COMPANY BY BUYING THEIR STUFF THEN DONT BUT IT AT ALL.

  • @KuribohAbridged I have the fucking money. I usually test a game out first before buying it. I'd give you a link that proved that gamers who pirate games usually buy more games than those who don't but i don't have it at the moment.

  • @KuribohAbridged hey, EA whore. tell the EA tit to fix the bad company 2 servers. they work like shit in the north west states. also stop telling random internet users on the internet what to buy with there own money. they worked for it they can do whatever they fucking want with it.

  • @KuribohAbridged better get some utter balm Mr cash cow. they are gonna chew your nipples off. pay to play on listen servers running on some other scrubs xbox, 60$ mods that aren't even finished, paying for DLC that used to just be a bonus added into patches. Being a stupid noob has never been so expensive, and you love it. BTW im selling super awesome passwords for 3 bucks a pop.

  • @gettta in the future they will sell you a shitty mod of the last game you bought for 70$. it will only have one map. if you pre-buy you can get an exclusive in game dildo that hangs from your ass. oh yea it will play like an alpha version so you will randomly fall through the ground to your death, and you will pay to play on a listen server with 150 ping. but dont worry for 10$ extra you can host.

  • @gettta shut the fuck up... just pay the 60 shit.....

  • @KuribohAbridged Wow, you are a fucking idiot. Keep sucking that corporate dick because EA owns you, good job.

  • Ea fails at everything expect BC2

  • yes very bad ! MC SWEENY

  • maybe if they didnt charge people 60 bucks a pop, people wouldnt buy used, the argument goes both ways. Not everyone got there mommies an daddies buying them games all the time. Most of us have bills to pay.

  • @TheRealMistaRee It's not even about paying 60 dollars for a game, it's about taking away consumer options. EA is eventually going to find a way to make you pay for a game two or three times after an initial purchase. This is why digital distribution is going to crash the video game industry in the future. I hope I'm wrong....

  • We should all stop buying EA games to send them a message. Greedy fuckers.

  • @cptroger Totally agree We use to pay alot less for games and slowly they grow in costs and they expect us not to bye used, and now were in a bit of a financial problem atm and they continue to add and add to the costs with this new pass crap.

    Better becareful before they lose all their customers.