Hungarian Dictionary - Monty Python's Flying Circus

[TheRealGeriBoss]

Én magyar vagyok, és röhögök mint az állat!

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I'm Hungarian and this cracks me up!

[AllieRoseify]

baaahahaha

[burmanmusic]

The explanation for this whole scene comes in the next one (the courtroom scene)

[vivvpprof]

But watch how he pronounces this θ in "thighs", looks like he'd been practicing for a while when the policeman turned up :D

[TomKeep007]

I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING EELS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOVERCRAFT!!

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime!"

I am in tears right now.

[supah1337B]

The cop part made my ass come out of my eyes I was laughing so hard xD

[aghneya]

@riccovd aren't the french past masters at laughing at americans?

[aghneya]

@riccovd aren't the french past master at laughing at americans?

[xEliJayy]

LOOOOL

[darklinkthe2nd]

I don't see how this can be considered offensive, I mean, take a look at Babelfish translations...those often times are off target by a long shot...and odds are a lot of phrasebooks had some mistranslated statements...so this is just an overexaggerated form of it, true to Monty Python form.

6 people just didn't get that, or just aren't Monty Python fans...don't hate them so much as pity them. They will never know true happiness (in the form of British Humor).

[SLASHdaROCKER]

6 people are Hungarian

[1996Coaster]

one word springs to mind

GAY HUNGARIAN PEOPLE!!!

not really, the Hungarians are pretty cool

[IsiciumDeGoldfisch]

you mustard-coloured bastard! the video is called "the hungarian PHRASEBOOK", not the "the hungarian DICTIONARY"!!!!

but anyway, well done!! i love this sketch!! :)

[gergoolah]

Hunglish forever! Excellent video about the accent. I am living in the Netherlands and use the language daily, but my colleagues always kidding me that I speak Hunglish :)

[Mika121416]

I will not buy this record...it is scratched

I will not buy this tobaconist...it is scratched

[despiil]

And this sketch is hilarious. Thumbs up.

[TheTibigabi]

It iz krecseddd:-D

[bobbo924B]

Hear hear, Frye. Jo napot kivanok!

[shivagirl1008]

"Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?"

[will1835]

Before Ворат, there was....

[Hiben75]

@Protosdrone

What dose the tobaccoist say to get punched

[witness124]

@Hiben75 I think it's long the lines of 'Will you lick my nipples?' there are subtitles on some versions.

[RaidersBlack84]

BOUNCEY BOUNCEY!!!

[greg5566]

I am no longer infected.

[DoctorYoda1]

My nipples explode with delight!

[dwilmer7]

"My hovercraft is full of eels"  classic line.

[Animalcrossing95]

XD "Do you WAAANT, do you WAAANT.... to come back to my place? BOUNCY! BOUNCY!"

John is a pure ledgend!! What a comedian!

[CowOnSpeed123]

no matter how many times i watch this 'drop your panties sir william, i cannot wait till lunch time' and 'my niples explode with dilight' still makes me laught XD

[hoax4254]

MAI NYIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT

[LUGNUT1995]

i love these guys!

[Protosdrone]

It depends on, the context. Literaly i would say it means: "Csodálatos voltál"

[firemonkey4me]

I still love the "My Nipples Explode With Delight"

Line... Oh and "Will you come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!!!"

=D

[oreospazout]

ROFL!!!! DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY LACE? BOUNCY BOUNCY!" AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AND "I AM NO LONGER INFECTED" AHAHAHHAHA!!!! THIS CRACKS ME UPPPPPP!!!!! :P "YOU HAE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS!!!" PURE WRITTING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE LIKE NEED TO WRITE A BOOK LIKE THIS!!!! jkjkjk :P

[MrSpuddyduddy]

My nipples explode in the night!

[leoharlekin]

!!!!!1:16 !!!!!

[nagyoldman]

Értem én a viccet! ...csak nem szeretem! :DDDD

[szemwiel]

En meg nem ertem !!!!

lehet mert fel magyar vagyok :)

[RobotHector]

I've seen this skit about 100 times and I still laugh hysterically.

[Bjovolf]

ROFLMAO - it's hilarious every time you see it ;-)

I think someone was later sentenced in the show for having issued a a misleading Hungarian to English parlour -intentionally! LOL

[BrotherLonnie]

The very next sketch was a courtroom scene where the author of the translation booklet is on trial. "The question, 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum.'" Check it out if you haven't already.

[frogballerina]

ROFL!!!

[Protosdrone]

Very nice! I'm hungarian and i like this sketch, but there are nazi-hungarians who don't but screw tham!!! It's hilarious xDDD

[andiniemar]

@Protosdrone

You are hungarian, aren`t you?

Could you please translate this sentence into hungarian? (better don`t ask why i want to know that :)) :

"You were wonderful"

[DarkDSelian]

Yes, it's really not hungarian! But very funny! "If i sad you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me." XD

[therealepirate]

Saját légpárnás tele van az angolnák!!

[faesonage]

haha

[GOZR]

Now we know where teh idea of Borat is coming from :)

[CDiddy51]

lol i was just thinking that

[Homer92]

@GOZR

Kazakhstan is in central Asia.

[tpcip]

nyalja a ki a seggem minden faszfej aki egy rossz szót szól a hazámra. nincs olyan ország ami tól élt volna enyi geciséget szal semmi rossz szót!!!!:@

[MarosiBenjaminocska]

it is not a hungarian guy ( i love the hungarian peoples) it is russian XD

[timj13]

My nipples explode with delight.

[Madman4104]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[rizzlaa6]

monty pythons rocks men so fucking funny

[Xirnefer]

Besides: you are just lucky; your vernacular is a world language - so everybody (who don't speak English) have to learn English.

I know an English lady, she lives in Kaposvár, in Hungary since 1997 and she is unwilling to learn Hungarian. She said: "I don't need to learn your language - you speak mine." Every Hungarian speak English. She experienced, when she went shopping or an office or just walking on the streets.

[anon2999]

Well you have to consider the time it would take her to be as proficient in Hungarian as the Hungarians around her already are in English. Just look at yourself, you're only 16 and your English (written anyways) is quite good. Though I'm sure that's not the case for those who grew up when Hungary was under Soviet influence. Still, I'd imagine that most college grads in Hungary speak English at least relatively well.

Not saying it's right but it's something to keep in mind.

[Xirnefer]

Yes, I understand.

I was just a little upset because of this video.

Of course, I love English, I love learn English, but it's a little depressing when you laugh at us.

I mean, I learn so much this language (I started it nine years ago) and it never will be perfect. I will always have mistakes, in grammar, with the words... BUT "my English (written anyways) is quite good"! xD Well, thank you. This felt good.

[anon2999]

Oh by the way, what does he say at 1:33 ?

[Xirnefer]

LoL xD :D

I have absolutely NO IDEA! xD It's baloney. It doesn't make any sense.

Why? Is it sound like Hungarian?

[anon2999]

Actually it sounded Russian to me but I figured it would be Hungarian >.>

[FruityFilm]

Janda lavaijaszar gdenwe sztrvenka

[Xirnefer]

I understand your opinion. You should understand mine. We are different.

És különben is a saját nevemben beszéltem. Nem kell magadra venned. :)

[PollockQT]

Of course! zeretném elvégezni édes közösülés a csikk?

[PollockQT]

Yes, I understand!

Tudna simogatni a seggem?

[Frye666]

Depressing my ass. I am Hungarian too and I am tired of bitching people like you. I've always enjoyed this sketch and never found it offensive. Do you even know why John Cleese chose us for this sketch? Cos he loved Hungarian football from the fifties and loved our Goldteam. He even remembers all the teammembers' names. So I find all this quiet flattering. Even though the language is nowhere near Hungarian but he nails the accent perfectly. Congrats John and MP and thanks for the sketch!

[HungarianProject]

@Frye666 very true, I LOVE the accent.

[oldaardvark]

@Frye666

Puskas! Hidegkuti! Henrietta Onodi!

[desotowright]

@Frye666 Amen! My nipples explode with delight!

[aghneyya]

but accents and mistakes can be funny! just so long as there's no hate or dislike toward the person, people should be able to laugh about funny things... i'm an american, we do funny things right? then laugh, its ok!

[riccovd]

@aghneyya When was the last time americans did funny things ?

[ZharekRaldeesh]

@riccovd Not all of our comedy is dirty as shit.

[spacecowboy5000]

@riccovd George W. Bush. Nuff said.

[despiil]

@Xirnefer "Every Hungarian speak English"

Really? They must hide it pretty well, because it's damned hard to find them.

[gyerekember]

@despiil They can, but they won't. :)

[Xirnefer]

Very funny, ha-ha-ha

You just forgot, this Hungarian man isn't a tourist.

In 1970 the Hungarian people hadn't got any chance to learn English. Everybody had to learn Russian. Now let's laugh about that!

[anon2999]

And yeah we're lucky that English has become THE international language.

I'd go as far to say the world is lucky to have an international language actually. Would be a much messier place without one.

I mean think about the chances that an Italian would know Korean or that a Korean would know Italian. Small obviously, even if all languages were treated equally. Now consider how much easier it is since they are both likely to know at least some English. :D

[despiil]

@Xirnefer Apart from this not being true, there is nothing wrong with this statement.

[vosmil]

jah! és kibaszott SZAR A HUMOROTOK !

[vosmil]

nekünk tudni kell szinte sz összes történelmet és én BÜSZKE(!) vok rá hogy magyar vok mert mi kis ország vagyunk de olyan sokat tudunk is mi tudjuk h mi volt a franciákkal a 2 világháburúban ti tudjátok h az angolokon győzelmeken kívül mi is történt??nem értem mire jo ez ?? minek kell szidni jo ez nem igazi szidás de basszátok már meg nem igaz h nem tünik fel h nem a magyar a hülye ??

[vosmil]

Hogy van pofátok szidni a magyarokat 15 éves vok és 3 nyelven beszélek a kurva nyátokat ti milyen nyelven beszéltek a sajátotokon kívül h rohadnátok meg! Ha mi nem vagyunk nincsen számítógép nicnsen golyóstoll hogy rohadna meg a keztekeben amint megfogjátok csak tudnám mir evagytok olyan kurva nagyképűek az alkoholista elnökötökre vagy a buzi hulye fejetekre mi tudjuk a ti történelmeteket is ti tudjátok a sajátotokat egyáltalán???!

[kbalint89]

Hát azért ezzel az angol tudással nem vágnék fel annyira...

[Xirnefer]

Miért, ki akar felvágni?

[kbalint89]

Vosmil. "15 éves vok és 3 nyelven beszélek a kurva nyátok".

[Xirnefer]

Na igen. Az ilyenekről mintázzák külföldön az olyan 'magyar' karaktereket, mint ebben a videóban a kalapos-magyar-bácsi.

De nem bántjuk vosmilt - ha az angolok nem is, én azért értem, mit akar mondani. :)

[Xirnefer]

Jah és a három nyelv közül az egyik magyar! xD

[vosmil]

it isn't really hungarianxD but I'm a 15 years old hungarian and I speak eglish german.

because we are a little land and don't speak sombody our leagues. teh history..we must learn the egnlish the german the franch.......history and why??

I don't know because will be very clever and you or the germans ..... speak our leangues no and why???

you needn't learn lengues or history or your land is the numberone??

we're a very little land but we are very clever... BUT I'm a man like you and you ..

[jellymoo2]

sooo.... your Hungarian. Thats realy cool.

[nietspe2008]

This was part one, I believe, of a court trial against the person who produced a prank false-English translation book. Am I correct?

[xMehrunesGoldDagonx]

yeah :)

[BeatleMonkeegirl15]

drop your panties sir william i cannot wait til luchtime!" i lost it XD

[TheMaskedMuffin]

Dude, I know. I think I broke a kidney.

[austriangoth3]

"If I said you have a beautiful body ... would you hold it against me?" *rofl*

[jkono29]

"Do you WAHNT...."

[andrej149]

its not hungarian it doesnt even sound like hungarian language. sounds more finish to me, maybe just because i dont know a word finish :) even if finish and hungarian are in the same language group they are completely different. although linguists say there are some similarities. i cant hear them.

anyway, my nipples explode with delight.

never gets old..

[haggardde]

Oh, the Hungarian guy appeared also in the spam sketch, so funny!

[GtownCaniac]

Haha and Graham Chapman really did have nice legs...

[God52495]

thats Terry Jones anyway

[GtownCaniac]

Huh? Cleese's character said to Chapman "You have beautiful thighs!" To which I replied...

[God52495]

Oh you meant the constable not the tobaccanist! Sorry

[Rizrsniper]

BOUNCY

[Starrman95]

my nipples explode with delight

[NeutralDice]

Hungarian & Suomi (Finnish) are the most different European languages, because they belong to the Uralic family of languages and not to the Indo-European family.

[Rizrsniper]

BOUNCY BOUNCY

[uvegvaros]

I am Hungarian. It is funny!

If you want to read the real translation, check the Lonely Planet Hungarian Phrasebook!

Ha meg magyar vagy, ne foglalkozz utálkozó alakokkal. Ebben az időszakban nem mókából mentek a magyarok angliába. Ezt meg más úgysem érti meg... és legalább van magyar monty python jelenet :)))

[CrashSupreme]

Without Hungary- no Ferenc Puskas!

[Slidescreen]

without hungarians we wouldn't have the hungarian pepper nor Rubic and his cube not buda nor pest

[mangobanna]

this is soooo funny! "i am no longer infected"

[xMehrunesGoldDagonx]

or "throw your panties, sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!" ROFL!!!

[RDclip09]

drop,not throw

[wiredance]

lol, this was funny. tho it has nothing to do with hungarian language. :)

[dorekatja]

"if I said u had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" hahaha

[kissebb]

I am Hungarian. Why do you hate Hungarians?

[SrChrry]

Cerebulon: I am HUNGARIAN, and I proud of it!!! But I won't tell U I hate americans, because all of them are so fucking stupid...

there are normal and crazy people... I think U R the latter

[shadowcali]

Hooray for ignorance!

[vosmil]

what the fuck ????? I'm a hungarian and I spaek eglish and german and you speak?? hungarian??NO BUT I'm 15 YEARS OLD!!!!

[conorsola]

én is...de így nem is volt olyan vicces...mindegy azért jó volt! ^_^

[xxXLichKingXxx]

LOL I AM HUNGARIAN

[retread01]

I know all those streets where Chapman was running, I live not 5 minutes from them.

[veg222]

that video never gets old it's so funny

[ditaviz]

Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka

According to most hungarians asked, it doesn't mean anything. It is probably just sounds that sound like hungarian.

[wiredance]

it doesn't sound hungarian, it sounds slavik, or polish to me! :)

[kemchik]

yes

[musicalmike235]

Can someone tell me what he said that prompted the punch?

[rkzinczy]

Nodoby knows

[shadowpig13]

haha today I've heared a song that goes 'if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me'

just had to think of that sketch!!

[bekamalactucsok]

hungarian is just not like russian. funny yeah but...

[rossdelboy27]

This is my fav I qoute this all the time

[adewolf]

My nipples explode with delight...

LMAO too funny. Thanks for posting

[bl4ckhearted]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[perytonn]

I love Monty Python