Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Three Questions

[XRioteerXBoyX]

Bridge Keeper: what is your name?

Person: James Kirk

Bridge Keeper: what are you doing here?

Person: To find my teleporter.

Bridge Keeper: what is the speed of a flying fat man before he falls down?

Person: about the same speed as a flying bridge keeper.

Bridge Keeper: *looks in book to verify answer*

Person: ...,,

Bridge Keeper: right off you go.

Person: *walks to the other side*

[Misiame1]

Sonofagun97 aw crap me iPod can't get wifi wait were did he go. Oh well off we go

[Coleruss525]

As a king u must know alot!

[sonofagun97]

man: What!...is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King: hang on let me google it.

man: what, you can't do that!

king: why not?

man: well, cuz'... uh, I don't know... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!­!

[SkatevidsRus69]

"hoooooooow do u kneeeeeeeeeeeew soooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh abouuuuuuuuuut swaaaaaaaaaloooooooooooows"

[EST0PA]

What an amazingly well written scene. Bravo!!!

[RedNForcer]

Kinda served the Bridge keeper right when he was thrown in after switching up the questions.

[OliByGolly1]

3:58 'Hue do you nue sue much about Swallues?'

What kind of accent is that? XD

[T0niM]

Lol love that movie!!!!

[TheInsaneBrains]

Oh wow, it takes Monty Python to get your favorite color wrong! :-D!!!!

[zarulhairee]

the troll just got trolled..

[Ateamgrl]

The Legendary black beast of AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[pieloadedshotgun]

40 i love how the animater falls in such a unnatural way.

[WalkerTheSpy]

I went onto santabot(dot)com and asked santa those 3 questions xP

[sonofagun97]

european or afri... well, I don't know that! *ahhhhhhhhhhh

[rubberdiver13]

blue...no no..red aaaaahhhh

[The1andOnlyCG]

0:40 XD

[Remerai]

I used to wonder if this whole scene was some sort of metaphor. What if it's not about answering correctly, but just answering without hesitation? I mean, in life, being wrong is not nearly as crippling as hesitation. Notice how the Arthur character never actually answered his last question, yet crossed just fine... Am I over-thinking it? o.o

[Stoner075]

@Remerai no, I don't think you are oting it, the Book of Armaments clarly says no to say five, yer Art does, well maybe I am ( :.

[kitt998]

hoow do you knoow soo much about swalloows?

[biohazardcel]

@kitt998 Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[coolestbandgeek]

Omg we watched this in Physics class because we have an awesome teacher. LOL What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? hahaha get's me every time

[747Migs]

@coolestbandgeek Well that depends; African or European Swallow?

[Renegen1]

I've just realized where the Bridge of Death from Fallout 2 is from...

[qpae123]

@Renegen1 Yes lmao Fallout 2:))

[thebeatles43]

blue wait no ahhhhhh lmfao

[The1chihira]

BRILLIANTLY FUNNY

[lukcas123]

106 people cast in the gorge of eternal peril.

[RUSS1ANL1FE]

will you be cast into the pit? yes or no, think

[HarryPotterkid1700]

i love this! show!

[ninjacupcakesofdoom]

this waz funny about a year ago

[alphaDMZ]

THATS EASY!!!!

[DiatomicIons]

106 people don't know their favorite color.

[psoluri71]

Why does Justin Bieber show up in every youtube post? this one....much as he does has nothing to do with music...yet some idiot(s) keep wanting to bring his name up...

[vickytsa89]

the name of the movie is : "monty python and the holly grail" ?

Love this scene!!!!

[ARavingLooony]

0:12 my reaction to th giant spiders in skyrim lol

[NeonTiger01xxx]

What is your favorite color!?

Blue!

Alright, off you go.

Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

This movie kills me hahahaha

[zombieX111222333]

who else is watching "What is Nudism?" next?

[kernelpanikteam]

The four capitals of Assyria were Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh. The ruins of all four ancient cities fall within the modern state of Iraq.

from: style org/unladenswallow/

[rkabanlit]

They don't make comedies like this anymore ...

[Reubenparkin2]

@rkabanlit they doo but RARELY Hot Tub Time Machine and Hotrod are two great comedies to come out in the last 5 years but most of the others are just shit spoofs

[coolsnape]

@rkabanlit was this a show or a movie?

[MasterZang]

@coolsnape this was a film called the Holy Grail however they did also do a show including other material

[nesnahck]

@coolsnape I don't know tha.... aaaaaahhhhhh!

[thtprsn98]

@rkabanlit you mean good

[DistressedDamsel79]

ooew do yew KNEU sewmitch about swallows? I know I did that wrong but the way he says it sounds so perfect for this piece! hahaha

[richsoll]

There is so much to laugh at in this 5 minute scene from the holy grail. My favorite has to be the bridge keeper being out smarted by king Arthur. " what? I don't know that, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" gets me everytime. :)

[superMario00121]

lol

[BoBTheEND]

@Brainee1 by favorite color, did you mean Sir Robin-the-not-so-brave-as-Sir-­Lancelot or Sir Galahad of Camalot?

[DrSuperGood]

Intellectual Humour

[FlammaEterna]

Me thinks that he liked Sir Lancelot best.

[johnohhissexy]

run away!

[MrSchnookie]

Look! It's the old man from scene 24! Lol

[24812311]

monty pythons things are funnier than the thngs that most people make to be funny

[Brainee1]

According to Google, the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is ten meters per second. Also, the capital of Assyria was Nineveh. Sir Robin's favourite color was lavender.

[PentagonBlack]

@Brainee1 - that's a nice user name/comment combo you've got there

[LinuzSwe]

@Brainee1 The African or European swallow?

[Brainee1]

@LinuzSwe You could Google it, but I believe it was the European swallow. kernelpanikteam provided this "link" to the source earlier, it's worth reposting: style org/unladenswallow/

[koolace88]

@Brainee1 dont u mean Sir Galad's favourite colour

[funkyfranx]

@Brainee1

Don't you mean favourite colour and metre?

[747Migs]

@Brainee1 African or European Swallow?

[Arlind22]

@Brainee1 Well I guess if sir Google knows all that, he must be a King :P

[lolcopter1911]

@Brainee1 Nope. Yellow.

[artistwithouttalent]

Say "I don't know" and get thrown into the gorge of eternal peril...

God, Nick's gotten pretty violent hasn't it?

[psoluri71]

@MrBuzzLastyear what does Justin Bieber have to do with this? why even bring his stupid ass name into it..ohhh..I forgot most youtube posters have nothing original to say...

[MrBuzzLastyear]

@psoluri71 Well looks like someone woke up the wrong side of the menstrual cycle.

[teedzy1]

@MrBuzzLastyear What?

[MrBuzzLastyear]

@teedzy1 heh heh heh yeah. :)

[fedjefamily]

"The animator suffered a fatal heart attack!" ROFL

[DistractingGamer]

BRAVELY RODE SIR ROBIN

[joshgret]

Monty Pythons are gods! I do dry humor too i love it. see my channel!

[XHansLundgrenX]

Best filmscene EVER!! ;P

[k2thereaper]

This almost sounds like it's redubbed, with all the audio quality work that this release got. I remember watching the original VHS of this. They also changed the Narrorator's voice in this version.

[MrCountryboy2323]

bridge of death elmo addition what is ur name "elmo" wat is ur quest "i seek the holy crayon" wat is the opposite of down........."ughhhhhh left no rite wait idk thts next weeks episode aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[randomtrav231]

104 people don't know their favourite colour

[peacobs10]

<3 the bad animation XD

[TheBluu02]

Gorge of Eternal Peril...

sounds like a nice place.

[kiaracatfan159]

My friend told me to watch this. It was worth it

[Chibinessie]

"Answer the 5 questions" "3 questions"

Each and everytime they said that, I was hopelessly laughing.

[gosia13k]

What is 2 + 3?

4 NO! 5 aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Arcidev1]

"...5 questions", "3 questions!"

[micksquizzy]

why is there a comment on almost every page have thumbs up?

[MrTwistedFox]

THAT'S EASY!

[donttrustlucy]

3:59 my favourite part! :)

[ChristopherSaindon]

The animator didn't suffer a fatal heart attack; the director couldn't stomach that awful scene ANY longer...and put two rounds into his back!

[FGH9G]

WHY THE FUCK WASNT THIS SCENE IN SPAMALOT??!!

Totally disappointed it did not appear!

[maidenreligion12]

WHAT, is your favorite color? "Blue.....No wait it's pi-" GWAEAEAEAEAEAEEAEAE!!!

[fairhillnorrie]

WHAT, is your favorite currency?? " the Euro of course " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[teslaphysics]

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

[MizerLuvr]

"How do you know so much about swallows!"

"You have to know these things when you king."

[lukethegreat101]

Back when trolls weren't those things on the internet

[hunter90210]

104 people like the justin bieber movie and watch disney channel

[Bastocube]

when suddenly animator suffer of a heart attack the quest fr holy grail could continue x)

[AtrociousB]

THAT'S EASY!!!!

[AC1583]

7,654 people answered the 3 questions correctly

[catchieman5544]

Suddenly, the Animator suffered a fatal heart attack! ''EWEGH!'' X_X

[vladahmad]

i bet that killer bunny could take on the black beast

[EzE42390]

@wijcik love how you just contradicted yourself. what a dweeb 

[wijcik]

@EzE42390 Um. It's called a joke. The contradiction was on purpose. Try humor sometime before you decide to call people names. That is a little childish.

[pukemaster666]

@wijcik lets not go to youtube youtube is a silly place

[wijcik]

@pukemaster666 LOL! 

[disengagejam]

@wijcik -- thats quite ironic if you ask me LOL

[EdgeHCHS]

@wijcik Not trying to start a problem but doesnt that sort of defeat the purpose, like a paradox of sorts?

[wijcik]

@EdgeHCHS Yea!

[EdgeHCHS]

@wijcik well touche sir

[HujikoPlokiju]

104 people aren't sure what their favorite color is

[TheCoolBeans66]

hew dou nyo soo much abut swullows?

[Rasmasel]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2011

[adambaum421]

"blue..... NO! ahhhhhhhhh!!"

[bustak234]

the guy in the blue sounds like pops from the regular show

[ChanteiMcMaster]

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"

"I- I don't know that- AHHHHH!!!!!'

Hahahaha!!!!!!

[Denladouceur]

How to be a king:

-Learn to manage a country.

-Learn to have everyone do everything for you.

-Learn lots about swallows and coconuts.

[alan517815]

The european or the african? Oh i dont know xD

[alan517815]

The animator suffered a fatal heart attack xD

[DerianWithAnA]

LOL Run Away! I love it when they say that XD

[777TheOneAndOnly777]

"KEEP RUNNING!" Lol first time I saw this on youtube (before I saw movie) I thought it was fake. =P

[gosia13k]

"what is your favorite games?

[sokit2em]

"what is your favorite color?"

"blue..no" Lol

[StrikeFreedom78]

"...when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack."

"RRRRRRGH!!!!"

"The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for the Holy Grail could continue." That was one of the highlights of the film as well as the bridge of death.

[lolman5542]

nvm

[lolman5542]

why are their voices higher than ussual...

[Nikkireedfan21]

There's the old man from scene 24! What's he doing her?;)hahhahah

[Nikkireedfan21]

102 people would go flying

[LtSurge659]

"What is your name?"

"Andrew of USA."

"What is your quest?"

"To not be stupid."

"What... is the capital of Assyria?"

"Niniveh."

"Well, shit..."

[littlenannybot]

escape seemd hopeless, when suddenly...

the animater died!

[adamchrome]

Lol at the forensic investigators at 00:47

[blakeybadger]

scroll up your missing the video

[thejoakim1337]

Blue........no aaaaaah

[diazhungi]

102 people don't know about swallows

[NightwatchRebel]

0:40 cracks me up every time :D

[Pangpizza]

Well, you have to know these things when you are a king you know.

[skottichan]

"Well, you have to know these things when you're king, you know"

[Treblaine]

DAMASCUS you fool!

[99snapp]

101 people's favoirte color wasnt blue.

[joelout]

Poor sir Galahad.

[RAWRomnomMEOW]

"There's the old man from scene 24!" XD

[mzoliner]

@RAWRomnomMEOW OMG! CLASSIC!

[ShaggieTV]

"THATS EASY!" lol thats makes me laugh everytime

[zzXDarKXzz]

Sir Robin could of pulled the same thing Arthur did if he said "Which one?" Because Assyria had Four Capitals. Ashur, Calah, Nineveh, and Dur Sharrukin

[guitarmunky100]

i will feed the dislikers to the beast of aaaaaugh!!!!

[xRScubaSnipez]

"Oh look, its the old man from scene 24."

[DragoSmash]

100 people were cast into the gorge of eternal peril

[amazingjakeo]

why do only nerds like this movie?

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

@amazingjakeo Because only nerds have a sense of humor.

[cebelle]

100 people couldn't answer the three questions right...

[barnsley1001]

first answers only please.

[dule93bg]

i think the capital of assyria(was that the question)was ecbatana

[bassline0121]

@dule93bg Wrong, it is 'A' ;)

The bridge keeper never said capital city :P

[Nicoleisous]

00:36

"when suddenly the animator sufferd a fatal heat attack"

I FELL OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING XD

[baltimore90mike]

why are they followed by real cops?

[Thadesgal]

@baltimore90mike ya gotta watch the movie...

[DarkMasteLink101]

LOOK! There's the old man from scene 24!

[SpinninTom]

i'm 15 and love this :D

[GreyMatterOfTime]

@SpinninTom Why do you people keep saying things like im 15 and I love this? I mean who cares you are 15?

[SpinninTom]

@GreyMatterOfTime because this sort of comedy is aimed at the older generations. it's showing how this appeals to all ages. :D

[oliman5]

"And then the cartoon animator died from a heart attack!"

[jakesharp100]

What do you mean ? an African or European swallow ?, ? What i dont know that ? !! ARRRR !!, How do you know so much about swallow's ?, Well you have to know these things as a king you see.

[zachariah917]

British Humor is without a doubt pure genius. As an independent Filmmaker I might do my own version of this particular scene... That said; nothing can beat the originals.

[Bensidhe]

100 people don't know what comedy is =)

[ElliFong]

lol The heart attack that break the 4rd wall

[KaosEspada]

"how do you know so much about swallows?"

"well you need to know these things when your king you know"

LMAO

[lilsoccerlover]

its the legendary black beast of AAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!

[doobiesmoke15]

Why do people call the bridgekeeper a troll when he is never referred to as such in the movie?

[Kwrpg32]

@doobiesmoke15

...Blame Dora. o.o

[doobiesmoke15]

Why did they call it the black beast, when it wasn't black?

[KaosEspada]

@doobiesmoke15 i think that was the point

[lilsoccerlover]

'sir robin'

"yes?"

'brave sir robin, you go'

"hey, i have a great idea, why doesn't lancelot go???"

lol :)

[commander672]

What...Is your name?

Tony Stark!

What...Is your quest?

To destroy terrorists and get my weapons back!

What...is your social security number?

...

[technovideostudios]

@commander672

Five!

[gosia13k]

Old Man : Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side

KOS-MOS : Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Old Man : What... is your name?

KOS-MOS : My is Name KOS-MOS

Old Man : What... is your class?

KOS-MOS : Android

Old Man : What is 2 + 2?

KOS-MOS : 4

Old Man : Right. Off you go.