It's GQ Jesus!! Nobody told me Jesus posed for the cover of GQ. Such a cleanly pressed robe and not one single hair out of place. Jesus looked so damn young too. You go Lord!!!
I think it was in 1999. It was a made for tv movie called: Mary,Mother Of Jesus. It was a very compelling,emotionally driven,and beautiful portrayal of Jesus,I might add.They ran this movie last Easter on a Christian network. I saw it for the first time,and I thought it was great.
THis is hysterical! Bummer that the guy completely ruined my American Psycho sex fantasy I had of him. Now I could never get it on with the sick, rude bastard...
Christian Bale would make a great Jesus Christ. Gibson should cast Bale in the sequel of Passion of the Christ. He's back,... and He's as mad as Hell.
On 22 July 2008, Bale attended a London police station by appointment and was arrested in connection with an alleged verbal assault on his mother, Jenny, and sister, Sharon, who called the authorities. After being held for more than four hours, he was released on bail, pending further investigation. He has denied these allegations. On 14 August, British police declared that they would take no further action against him. The charges were dismissed for lack of evidence.
His rant with a poor set man was inexcusable. I will never pay to watch his movies. What a loser. Actors attitudes suck. They think they are God. What ungrateful morons. He is a nobody.
He actually did back in 1999 in a tv movie called, "Mary,Mother Of Jesus". I believe it's on dvd. I saw it on a Christian network around Christmas time,it was very well done,and he made a very handsome Jesus. That picture above is from that movie by the way.
hehe, the only hing funnier than this vid is the comments of dem two jesus guys, seriosly, thx for that guys, im still laughing. anyway, i`m with bale on this one, you don`t runt through a scene while an actor is giving it his best shot... no wait, you don`t run through a scene u ain`t got no business in, period.
i would hesitate to use youtube as a preaching platform, however, bc nothing good will come of it. youtube comments are pretty much dominated by pre-teens throwing around malicious and useless language. i wouldnt be surprised if "fag" was one of the most common words used in youtube commenting. you will find no sympathizers or intelligent dialogue here, and will only draw more useless and malicious language upon yourself
mistorri - i understand your concern with the image. clearly you, like me, are not up to the minute aware of pop culture news, and didnt immediately recognize this is satire which ironically uses a picture of an actor portraying jesus to contrast with his recent lowly "freak out." i'm with you - and people are low and childlish for calling you fag. i am a christian, and i also would not appreciate humor being poked at jesus' image, but this is not the case in this context.
WHAT A PRIMADONNA!! He makes millions of dollars ACTING and has the nerve to complain about his job!?! WTF!?! Try a real job or better yet go visit the troops in Iraq and then try to complain because SOMEONE WALKED IN YOUR SCENE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY MAN!
Jesus has a pottymouth.
XxSickAsMySecretsxX 6 months ago
adou;gnv;aodsnugr;
ROFL WAFFLE OH MUH GAWD!
DS7DUBSTEP 1 year ago
this made lol hahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
211x10 1 year ago
I always laugh at the singing part... epic...
SuperPainkiller23 1 year ago 2
now this one is retarted!
JSkelentonKey 2 years ago
haha good ending. "My behaviour can be a little erratic sometimes"....
Yeah Christian, just a tad bit.
ErikB71 2 years ago 5
Forgive me Jesus, I didn't mean to trash your scene.
somersetdc 2 years ago 9
He Should Hear this...
Zoza15 2 years ago
duda dua AH dua dua
cenacantwork 2 years ago 6
That made me laugh out loud
qRORYp 2 years ago 4
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sustainedXnoise 2 years ago
lol
Amirnake 2 years ago
It's GQ Jesus!! Nobody told me Jesus posed for the cover of GQ. Such a cleanly pressed robe and not one single hair out of place. Jesus looked so damn young too. You go Lord!!!
hansolo5d 2 years ago 12
lol, nice mix, haha great...
viper9981 2 years ago
ive never heard the word fuck that much ever
lboy9889 2 years ago 3
This was created in a weird way but i fuckin love it
187Godhand2 2 years ago 5
Your a nice guy. You PRICK!
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rfaswe 2 years ago
0:54 your'e a nice guy! YOU PRICK lol
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YOU PRICK!
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dadada sounds great, everything else could be better
pumpkinme00 2 years ago
Sexiest tv Jesus everrrrrrrrrrrrrr. When I saw him playing Jesus,I thought,Lord,forgive me for what I'm thinking right now:p Lol
Tgyrl66 2 years ago 3
I think it was in 1999. It was a made for tv movie called: Mary,Mother Of Jesus. It was a very compelling,emotionally driven,and beautiful portrayal of Jesus,I might add.They ran this movie last Easter on a Christian network. I saw it for the first time,and I thought it was great.
Tgyrl66 2 years ago
da only nice part bout it wuz the 'da da da da oh da da da' bit
h7hannah1995 2 years ago 2
f u all hes a good actor that dude needs to not ruin his scene fuck that guy, fire his ass christian bale is a bad ass
trentlloyd 2 years ago
salanee on jest palantem jak go lubisz to bez obrazy :P
ManTGL350 3 years ago
These guys are awesome. LOLOL
heartofzorro 3 years ago
good loop,,,,,check my video actionnnn give me your fuck answer
pepeeloy10 3 years ago
UHHHHHHH!!! Jesus swore!!!!
sonic24shadow 3 years ago
what don't you fucking understand? think for one fucking second. give me a fucking answer... what the fuck is it with you?
Froastwolf 3 years ago
Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999) (TV)
b1unt3d 3 years ago
@b1unt3d passion of christ??
chanelprincess16 1 year ago
THis is hysterical! Bummer that the guy completely ruined my American Psycho sex fantasy I had of him. Now I could never get it on with the sick, rude bastard...
mikwid 3 years ago
cuz you totally had a chance in the first place, right?
b1unt3d 3 years ago
Absolutely! CB LOVES women who have given birth twice and are twice his age! Kidding me?
mikwid 3 years ago 2
hahahaha that was some of the funniest shit i read in quite a while lol.
187Godhand2 2 years ago
beautiful! is there an mp3? i want it!
doodoobutter101 3 years ago
I can't get this song out of my head! It bothers me a little bit that I like it so much:
SweetestTemptation12 3 years ago
If christianity is to blame for what America is today then Jesus is the last person we will be praising
bubdigli 3 years ago
OMG, this is awesome! :D
GateWorldRocky89 3 years ago
awesome :B
ieatmyfriendsx 3 years ago
Well done, I prefer this one a lot more to the other remix.
uploadthisshit 3 years ago
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godsend92103 3 years ago
this is actually pretty good
conan0b 3 years ago
I believe in Christ -ian bale tana tana tanananana. I was looking at the light.
Carcinomium 3 years ago
LOL this is FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL
godsend92103 3 years ago
No christ does exist.........but he's black! HAHAHAHAHAHA
V3NOMXIII 3 years ago
and that would be a problem?
AffectionateChild 3 years ago
Nope, I just like to point out that fact because people are very adamant about how he is white
V3NOMXIII 3 years ago
haha, yeah, and I do believe that people would get crazy about it
AffectionateChild 3 years ago
ah da da da da XD hahaha
PirrLoch 3 years ago
the music in the back round sounds like farting lol, da da, da da, ooh, dadada! lol
mericuty 3 years ago
This is the best version I've heard yet
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Nezgroul 3 years ago
Man, all these remixes.
They're great.
:')
shazaha 3 years ago
"seriously, you're a nice guy.. fuckin prick!"
aNightmaresRequiem 3 years ago 6
fuckin ass.
kickedsazabi 3 years ago
LOL I can´t stop laffing hahahaha AWESOME!!!!!!!!
sadedelbosque 3 years ago 3
Christian Bale would make a great Jesus Christ. Gibson should cast Bale in the sequel of Passion of the Christ. He's back,... and He's as mad as Hell.
leftyjerker 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!!! "hes back and hes mad as hell" id watch it xD
PapiLouis 3 years ago
Wasn't there a comedy sketch show that did that? Oh wait, G4 did that actually. (attack of the show, I think)
TubeGhost 3 years ago
very good
jonnycy1 3 years ago
genius..haha.. da da da....funny
arablevon 3 years ago
rofl
van2cool 3 years ago
LOL niceee
swimsam91 3 years ago
The begining of this beat great, but the fart noises ruin it. Over all it's pretty funny though.
Yazstromo 3 years ago
i want this as a ringtone
G0N4DZ 3 years ago
You essentially made Chris Bale sing, awesome!!
InstantSheep 3 years ago
Haha zal mi gościa hahahaha
ManTGL350 3 years ago
dlaczego? bo jest palantem?
salanee 3 years ago
RevoLucian's is better.
But yours is good too.
:)
thewriter57 3 years ago 2
Amazing remix!
EllyTaylor 3 years ago
llooooll urrr gooooooooood
KRroOM 3 years ago
funny i want it as my myspace song funny as hell!
Filmzie 3 years ago
this is best version~ i love it
honeymctw 3 years ago
nice one. I find this one funnier than the Bale Out Remix. Thanks for posting :D
vulcan56 3 years ago 2
Hahahah
1426148550 3 years ago
id buy that for a dollar!
tobie1 3 years ago
ahahahahha de de de de de de de de de de!lol good stuff.
MattSN19 3 years ago
hahahahahaha makes me laugh
dida dida
dida dida dida!
Filmzie 3 years ago
There are some realllllly smart people out there.
NapalmKid 3 years ago
omg, its amazing, hahaha
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On 22 July 2008, Bale attended a London police station by appointment and was arrested in connection with an alleged verbal assault on his mother, Jenny, and sister, Sharon, who called the authorities. After being held for more than four hours, he was released on bail, pending further investigation. He has denied these allegations. On 14 August, British police declared that they would take no further action against him. The charges were dismissed for lack of evidence.
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His rant with a poor set man was inexcusable. I will never pay to watch his movies. What a loser. Actors attitudes suck. They think they are God. What ungrateful morons. He is a nobody.
Bbaretoo 3 years ago
impressive !!!!!!
2bigsexy 3 years ago
omg genius lool
hanenaa 3 years ago
Ridiculously funny shit. This and revolucian's are the best.
Smeegall 3 years ago 2
Brill .
djkama81 3 years ago
fantastic
pyke209 3 years ago
HaHa, Angry Christian Bale Jesus. FTW!!!!
TCal3772 3 years ago
OMG this is the funniest thing i have heard in YEARS!!!!
7101314406 3 years ago
yeh epic-drive!^^
AlDroog 3 years ago
this is great!! my sides are splitting
momo1mark 3 years ago
You should post a link to download...
bleed0range 3 years ago
Very well done, nice.
Oiehbrequedeboi 3 years ago
i love the da da da's
tmartmartin 3 years ago 3
"You are a nice guy, you prick."
HAHAHA THAT had me rollin
GoldxPurple 3 years ago 2
Same here..overall it's just an okay mix, but that line raises the rating.
skald98 3 years ago
beautiful
chutzpah37 3 years ago
i think part of his appeal is he's a fuckin psycho. this is gas
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ult1m8jonathan 3 years ago
da da ddaa..*LOL* anyways, Bale Rules. He is the best.
leepakim 3 years ago 3
CHRISTIAN BALE APOLOGIZES
/watch?v=1L9eb9_bTYA&feature=c hannel_page
AND GOES ON OPRAH TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
/watch?v=OY6k0Dwed2o&feature=c hannel
brooktroutfilms 3 years ago
hauhauhuahuahuahuha
andrebotelho 3 years ago
I listened to it on sleeping pills and it was very funny..
redtoper 3 years ago
Christian Bale would play a great Jesus
TexTK 3 years ago
He actually did back in 1999 in a tv movie called, "Mary,Mother Of Jesus". I believe it's on dvd. I saw it on a Christian network around Christmas time,it was very well done,and he made a very handsome Jesus. That picture above is from that movie by the way.
Tgyrl66 3 years ago
lmfao!
se7endreams 3 years ago
thats right
Christian Bale is God
TexTK 3 years ago
What would Jesus do?
WilliamBrothers 3 years ago
here is my fucking ass "dnt stop licking it"
cwestlee06 3 years ago
the original remix of bale freakout is way better...
bustachaina 3 years ago
Great mix dude!
WHOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
FUCKING FUCK
Blazar11 3 years ago
Duda DUDADUDAUDA THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
AjGuitarist 3 years ago
No Im good.
BIGSID320 3 years ago
dude, that's funny.
hijkul 3 years ago
brilliant job!
SOnicHerO100 3 years ago
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uhh.. nice vid *sigh* any cute guys wanna chat? im sooo bored
amberkins199 3 years ago
from which movie is the image from?
gelgamekrobo 3 years ago
Dope video! haha that's pretty cool though. you inspire me a lot to make my own videos. haha but i'm too damn lazy! haha
Chick6517 3 years ago
when i first heard the rant I thought that was from one of his movies. hehe
wait887 3 years ago
awesome
CommentBoost 3 years ago
LMAO!! possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard
ANDRExDEY 3 years ago
Check out:
"CHRISTIAN BALE APOLOGIZES FOR TIRADE"
brooktroutfilms 3 years ago
DUDE!!! YOU ARE TRASHIN' MY SCENE!!!
leeroynaggins 3 years ago
0:50 "You PRICK!" lol
razeezar 3 years ago 2
Fucking Christian.
oneviwatara 3 years ago
i wished they were filming him when he had the melt down
funmixxx 3 years ago 2
a work of genius. seriously, you have talent
xcapote 3 years ago 2
this is actualy pretty coool how he did this song.
johncarroza 3 years ago 2
lol im gonna die xD
elvisclowncrahan91 3 years ago
oh dear lord....so funny
rsartore 3 years ago
duh-duh-duh-dut-duh-dut-dut-dut-dut LMFAO!
blh53 3 years ago 2
awesome mate. heheheheee
zarbosamusic 3 years ago
im fuckin serious ur a nice guy... prick! lol
sloburnz28 3 years ago 2
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xSportsTVx 3 years ago
lmao at all the christian bale remixs
emodmc4dante 3 years ago
Where was He? Was He under the bed? Typical hiding space! You think the Lord would be better at hide n' seek.
Jacoby87 3 years ago
hahaha your comment is hysterical.
Almost as funny as the "logic" of the 2 brainwashed people ranting on about Jesus.
2 thumbs up!
sk8zero236 3 years ago
LoL!
Babigirl1980s 3 years ago
OMFG AWSOME
bithmar2 3 years ago
you Christianity preachers should learn to read titles of videos before going all Crusade/Holocaust on our asses.
chromium2452 3 years ago
hehe, the only hing funnier than this vid is the comments of dem two jesus guys, seriosly, thx for that guys, im still laughing. anyway, i`m with bale on this one, you don`t runt through a scene while an actor is giving it his best shot... no wait, you don`t run through a scene u ain`t got no business in, period.
bongbreit 3 years ago
the lighting guy deserves to be yelled at more. CHRISTIAN BALE is one of the best actors out there in the world.
jomonster95 3 years ago
there needs to be someone better to make a remix as good as bill o reillys
Otherworldlybeing 3 years ago
i would hesitate to use youtube as a preaching platform, however, bc nothing good will come of it. youtube comments are pretty much dominated by pre-teens throwing around malicious and useless language. i wouldnt be surprised if "fag" was one of the most common words used in youtube commenting. you will find no sympathizers or intelligent dialogue here, and will only draw more useless and malicious language upon yourself
lactation84 3 years ago 3
mistorri - i understand your concern with the image. clearly you, like me, are not up to the minute aware of pop culture news, and didnt immediately recognize this is satire which ironically uses a picture of an actor portraying jesus to contrast with his recent lowly "freak out." i'm with you - and people are low and childlish for calling you fag. i am a christian, and i also would not appreciate humor being poked at jesus' image, but this is not the case in this context.
lactation84 3 years ago 4
Hilarious mix! I hope you never get your hands on any audio of me when I've lost my keys!!! LOL! Good job!
saddleuprhiannon 3 years ago 2
You are an idiot.
It was Christian Bale that freaked out. Not Jesus.
You know?? Recently on set?? He yelled at the lighting guy for like 4 minutes???
Christian bale was an asshole, he freaked out and that is his picture... Right there... Not Jesus.
One last time, IDIOT.
PorkchopsandwichGI 3 years ago
It was the cinematographer he freaked out on actually...thus the 'trash your lights' comment.
matthewme23 3 years ago
btw i was calling mistorri a fag.. lol
xxxSLOSHxxx 3 years ago
Bbbooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Get a life!
Thumbs down fag. Nice vid tho. 5/5 *'s
xxxSLOSHxxx 3 years ago
Is the mouth moving? Do you see any imitation other than a pic from the movie being plastered there ?
It is sad, he is a sad human being, but holy hell, get a grip.
Janyebean 3 years ago
WHAT A PRIMADONNA!! He makes millions of dollars ACTING and has the nerve to complain about his job!?! WTF!?! Try a real job or better yet go visit the troops in Iraq and then try to complain because SOMEONE WALKED IN YOUR SCENE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY MAN!
GET
A
GRIP!!!
elementalpuck 3 years ago
With his "de de de duh" he almost makes this sound like a gangsta version of the old Batman theme.
scarryterry 3 years ago
omg i cant stop laughing
zeprefel 3 years ago
this is holarious
ScottScream 3 years ago
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hussi434 3 years ago
this is funny
Calhob42 3 years ago
L-O FUCKIN L
buzbyX 3 years ago
loving this lol great job dude.
rekojehtmai 3 years ago
AHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHahahahhahahah
My buddy here at work actually told them to pick Bale for Batman when it came down to him and someone else.
He is privelidged but I can't explain.
phastroh 3 years ago
Who was the other guy?
Javiwithaj 3 years ago
"you're a nice guy... you prick"
mtj111 3 years ago 4
haha that is super funnny
Xaiverriker 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
soc79 3 years ago
hahah, classic man...what a poofter!
gotham158 3 years ago
Oh this is awesome!!!!
EarthChild13 3 years ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Hahahahahahaha!
inhale.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Hahahahahahaha!
motonegros 3 years ago 3
this is awesome
c0unterph0bia 3 years ago 2
haha
ramjamblam 3 years ago
LOOOOL good work
Haitham1523453234 3 years ago