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  • Jesus has a pottymouth.

  • adou;gnv;aodsnugr;

    ROFL WAFFLE OH MUH GAWD!

  • this made lol hahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I always laugh at the singing part... epic...

  • now this one is retarted!

  • haha good ending. "My behaviour can be a little erratic sometimes"....

    Yeah Christian, just a tad bit.

  • Forgive me Jesus, I didn't mean to trash your scene.

  • He Should Hear this...

  • duda dua AH dua dua

  • That made me laugh out loud

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  • lol

  • It's GQ Jesus!! Nobody told me Jesus posed for the cover of GQ. Such a cleanly pressed robe and not one single hair out of place. Jesus looked so damn young too. You go Lord!!!

  • lol, nice mix, haha great...

  • ive never heard the word fuck that much ever

  • This was created in a weird way but i fuckin love it

  • Your a nice guy. You PRICK!

  • 0:54 your'e a nice guy! YOU PRICK lol

  • YOU PRICK!

  • Sexiest tv Jesus everrrrrrrrrrrrrr. When I saw him playing Jesus,I thought,Lord,forgive me for what I'm thinking right now:p Lol

  • I think it was in 1999. It was a made for tv movie called: Mary,Mother Of Jesus. It was a very compelling,emotionally driven,and beautiful portrayal of Jesus,I might add.They ran this movie last Easter on a Christian network. I saw it for the first time,and I thought it was great.

  • da only nice part bout it wuz the 'da da da da oh da da da' bit

  • f u all hes a good actor that dude needs to not ruin his scene fuck that guy, fire his ass christian bale is a bad ass

  • salanee on jest palantem jak go lubisz to bez obrazy :P

  • These guys are awesome. LOLOL

  • good loop,,,,,check my video actionnnn give me your fuck answer

  • UHHHHHHH!!! Jesus swore!!!!

  • what don't you fucking understand? think for one fucking second. give me a fucking answer... what the fuck is it with you?

  • Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999) (TV)

  • @b1unt3d passion of christ??

  • THis is hysterical! Bummer that the guy completely ruined my American Psycho sex fantasy I had of him.  Now I could never get it on with the sick, rude bastard...

  • cuz you totally had a chance in the first place, right?

  • Absolutely! CB LOVES women who have given birth twice and are twice his age! Kidding me?

  • hahahaha that was some of the funniest shit i read in quite a while lol.

  • beautiful! is there an mp3? i want it!

  • I can't get this song out of my head! It bothers me a little bit that I like it so much:

  • If christianity is to blame for what America is today then Jesus is the last person we will be praising

  • OMG, this is awesome! :D

  • awesome :B

  • Well done, I prefer this one a lot more to the other remix.

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  • this is actually pretty good

  • I believe in Christ -ian bale tana tana tanananana. I was looking at the light.

  • LOL this is FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL

  • No christ does exist.........but he's black! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • and that would be a problem?

  • Nope, I just like to point out that fact because people are very adamant about how he is white

  • haha, yeah, and I do believe that people would get crazy about it

  • ah da da da da XD hahaha

  • the music in the back round sounds like farting lol, da da, da da, ooh, dadada! lol

  • This is the best version I've heard yet

  • Man, all these remixes.

    They're great.

    :')

  • "seriously, you're a nice guy.. fuckin prick!"

  • fuckin ass.

  • LOL I can´t stop laffing hahahaha AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  • Christian Bale would make a great Jesus Christ. Gibson should cast Bale in the sequel of Passion of the Christ. He's back,... and He's as mad as Hell.

  • LMAO!!!! "hes back and hes mad as hell" id watch it xD

  • Wasn't there a comedy sketch show that did that? Oh wait, G4 did that actually. (attack of the show, I think)

  • very good

  • genius..haha.. da da da....funny

  • rofl

  • LOL  niceee

  • The begining of this beat great, but the fart noises ruin it. Over all it's pretty funny though.

  • i want this as a ringtone

  • You essentially made Chris Bale sing, awesome!!

  • Haha zal mi gościa hahahaha

  • dlaczego? bo jest palantem?

  • RevoLucian's is better.

    But yours is good too.

    :)

  • Amazing remix!

  • llooooll urrr gooooooooood

  • funny i want it as my myspace song funny as hell!

  • this is best version~ i love it

  • nice one. I find this one funnier than the Bale Out Remix. Thanks for posting :D

  • Hahahah

  • id buy that for a dollar!

  • ahahahahha de de de de de de de de de de!lol good stuff.

  • hahahahahaha makes me laugh

    dida dida

    dida dida dida!

  • There are some realllllly smart people out there.

  • omg, its amazing, hahaha

  • impressive !!!!!!

  • omg genius lool

  • Ridiculously funny shit. This and revolucian's are the best.

  • Brill .

  • fantastic

  • HaHa, Angry Christian Bale Jesus. FTW!!!!

  • OMG this is the funniest thing i have heard in YEARS!!!!

  • yeh epic-drive!^^

  • this is great!! my sides are splitting

  • You should post a link to download...

  • Very well done, nice.

  • i love the da da da's

  • "You are a nice guy, you prick."

    HAHAHA THAT had me rollin

  • Same here..overall it's just an okay mix, but that line raises the rating.

  • beautiful

  • i think part of his appeal is he's a fuckin psycho. this is gas

  • da da ddaa..*LOL* anyways, Bale Rules. He is the best.

  • CHRISTIAN BALE APOLOGIZES

    /watch?v=1L9eb9_bTYA&feature=c hannel_page

    AND GOES ON OPRAH TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

    /watch?v=OY6k0Dwed2o&feature=c­ hannel

  • hauhauhuahuahuahuha

  • I listened to it on sleeping pills and it was very funny..

  • Christian Bale would play a great Jesus

  • He actually did back in 1999 in a tv movie called, "Mary,Mother Of Jesus". I believe it's on dvd. I saw it on a Christian network around Christmas time,it was very well done,and he made a very handsome Jesus. That picture above is from that movie by the way.

  • lmfao!

  • thats right

    Christian Bale is God

  • What would Jesus do?

  • here is my fucking ass "dnt stop licking it"

  • the original remix of bale freakout is way better...

  • Great mix dude!

    WHOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    FUCKING FUCK

  • Duda DUDADUDAUDA THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

  • No Im good.

  • dude, that's funny.

  • brilliant job!

  • from which movie is the image from?

  • Dope video! haha that's pretty cool though. you inspire me a lot to make my own videos. haha but i'm too damn lazy! haha

  • when i first heard the rant I thought that was from one of his movies. hehe

  • awesome

  • LMAO!! possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • Check out:

    "CHRISTIAN BALE APOLOGIZES FOR TIRADE"

  • DUDE!!! YOU ARE TRASHIN' MY SCENE!!!

  • 0:50 "You PRICK!" lol

  • Fucking Christian.

  • i wished they were filming him when he had the melt down

  • a work of genius.  seriously, you have talent

  • this is actualy pretty coool how he did this song.

  • lol im gonna die xD

  • oh dear lord....so funny

  • duh-duh-duh-dut-duh-dut-dut-du­t-dut LMFAO!

  • awesome mate. heheheheee

  • im fuckin serious ur a nice guy... prick! lol

  • anyone looking to buy Youtube views for real cheap....let me know, my website will be up anyday now.

  • lmao at all the christian bale remixs

  • Where was He? Was He under the bed? Typical hiding space! You think the Lord would be better at hide n' seek.

  • hahaha your comment is hysterical.

    Almost as funny as the "logic" of the 2 brainwashed people ranting on about Jesus.

    2 thumbs up!

  • LoL!

  • OMFG AWSOME

  • you Christianity preachers should learn to read titles of videos before going all Crusade/Holocaust on our asses.

  • hehe, the only hing funnier than this vid is the comments of dem two jesus guys, seriosly, thx for that guys, im still laughing. anyway, i`m with bale on this one, you don`t runt through a scene while an actor is giving it his best shot... no wait, you don`t run through a scene u ain`t got no business in, period.

  • the lighting guy deserves to be yelled at more. CHRISTIAN BALE is one of the best actors out there in the world.

  • there needs to be someone better to make a remix as good as bill o reillys

  • i would hesitate to use youtube as a preaching platform, however, bc nothing good will come of it. youtube comments are pretty much dominated by pre-teens throwing around malicious and useless language. i wouldnt be surprised if "fag" was one of the most common words used in youtube commenting. you will find no sympathizers or intelligent dialogue here, and will only draw more useless and malicious language upon yourself

  • mistorri - i understand your concern with the image. clearly you, like me, are not up to the minute aware of pop culture news, and didnt immediately recognize this is satire which ironically uses a picture of an actor portraying jesus to contrast with his recent lowly "freak out." i'm with you - and people are low and childlish for calling you fag. i am a christian, and i also would not appreciate humor being poked at jesus' image, but this is not the case in this context.

  • Hilarious mix! I hope you never get your hands on any audio of me when I've lost my keys!!! LOL! Good job!

  • You are an idiot.

    It was Christian Bale that freaked out. Not Jesus.

    You know?? Recently on set?? He yelled at the lighting guy for like 4 minutes???

    Christian bale was an asshole, he freaked out and that is his picture... Right there... Not Jesus.

    One last time, IDIOT.

  • It was the cinematographer he freaked out on actually...thus the 'trash your lights' comment.

  • btw i was calling mistorri a fag.. lol

  • Bbbooooooooooo!!!!!!!

    Get a life!

    Thumbs down fag. Nice vid tho. 5/5 *'s

  • Is the mouth moving? Do you see any imitation other than a pic from the movie being plastered there ?

    It is sad, he is a sad human being, but holy hell, get a grip.

  • WHAT A PRIMADONNA!! He makes millions of dollars ACTING and has the nerve to complain about his job!?! WTF!?! Try a real job or better yet go visit the troops in Iraq and then try to complain because SOMEONE WALKED IN YOUR SCENE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY MAN!

    GET

    A

    GRIP!!!

  • With his "de de de duh" he almost makes this sound like a gangsta version of the old Batman theme.

  • omg i cant stop laughing

  • this is holarious

  • LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is funny

  • L-O FUCKIN L

  • loving this lol great job dude.

  • AHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHahahahhahahah

    My buddy here at work actually told them to pick Bale for Batman when it came down to him and someone else.

    He is privelidged but I can't explain.

  • Who was the other guy?

  • "you're a nice guy... you prick"

  • haha that is super funnny

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

  • hahah, classic man...what a poofter!

  • Oh this is awesome!!!!

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-­Hahahahahahaha!

    inhale.....

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-­Hahahahahahaha!

  • this is awesome

  • haha

  • LOOOOL good work

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