@BeatsbyDreareBeast Because this kueiyinblahblahblah person is a turd and CommanderSheppard1 Is proving that the more you stir shit, the more it stinks.
6. Helping? You American man cannot do the duty to help yourself keeping sending your sucking white trash Hillary Clinton alike to suck around the world, even your Mighty God can only wish you all be nuclear bombed so that to save him from dropping the hottest sun to burn the entire Earth down.
@kueiyingwanglin our god wants us to die?... dude.. you are just one of them Islamic, Arabian, Iranian, w/e people that just wants to see our country burn because you are in Envy of the way we live... thats just my opinion..but i believe it to be true. you really need to get a different outlook on life other than hating on our country
@kueiyingwanglin ya im just glad i live in a country where i have a right to a trial and that i have "Rights" in general..you think bad of our country... why not hate on China, Russia, UK... or are you just trying to bring us down to your level? the very bottom
9.Government must be guilty until proved innocent, your government killed innocents in WACO, therefore, they need to step down to wait for your Military to try your government.
Government has no right to get away of the crime of killing innocent as long as your nation still have uniformed military.
10. You have a right to a trial? Show how you can try your government in front of the public eyes.
Don't you just wrote " dude.. you are just one of them Islamic, Arabian, Iranian, w/e people that just wants to see our country burn " "you really need to get a different outlook on life other than hating on our country"?
6.It is your sucking USA abuse your sucking superpower force to force every one else to knee down or choke to die. Question yourself where's Berlin Wall, where's USSR, Where's China Communist, not mention Taiwan.
@kueiyingwanglin ok... what you said there was really really really wrong... "Superpower force to force every one else to knee down or choke to die"... that right there prooves you know nothing of our country
11. Before you abuse your English to look down me with your words "you know nothing of our country", you need to answer where's Berlin War, where's USSR, how China Communist knee down in front of Capitalism lie, how come your US Congress can have right to look down Taiwan under that special Taiwan clause to show that you ineed have right to nose down me "you know nothing of our country"!
3. Bullshitting? You must be too stupid bad ugly evil to know how Bullshitting can do good to your soil and save your environment.
4. Insanity? What can be more insanity than your crime of "Lie of Fuck" and your "Please kiss your ass"?
5. You have enough to do, then why coming here to abuse your English to commit your crime of "Lie of Fuck" and committed your crime of "please to kiss your ass"?
1. You are liar, jail cannot help you in any way, if you indeed want to help yourself, you should go to sharp your sniper skill and do your best to kill anyone who own more power own more force richer older than you yet cannot do better than you.
2.You American criticize every one around the world abused your force your Dollar bill your offical liars around the world, I just do my share of free speech right to tell, how dare you abuse your sucking English committed "Lid of Fuck" on me?
@kueiyingwanglin And i didn't criticize anyone... its almost every other country that criticizes us because of the way we live.... and what jail does is it takes the Convicted Criminals off our streets and inside an institution for however long depending on the crime..
dude spyderjch props to you for makinhg such a hilarious video ace vantura is one of my favorite videos and i think that u made the creepy video even more hilarious and where it talked about the sex props for the editing there and making it all fit together all in all props to u and i think ur a badass and keep this shit up dude
[your shameless brainless immoral COLD COLD HARD government can only have most deadly life to live]
That how you need to ban anyone who knows how to read and write from bringing any form of life into this World; only absolute wild natural life can have right to keep life going on; because under your USA abused super powerful forceful around the workd, anyone who knows how to read and write English already under USA COLD COLD HARD slavery, or choked or choosing to die.
@kueiyingwanglin dude fuck you he made a funny video to a skit jim carrey did so did u really not expect this to happen and frankly he did good so fuck you and give this niggah props
1. You have no right to fuck anyone, and I have all right to speak out honestly.
2. You have no right to commit the crime of "Lie of Fuck", because when you lie, you can only "Lie of Good", fuck is not good, therefore, you have no right to tool your write to commit the crime of "lie of fuck"
3. Jim Carrey is a career liar, an American spy service your sucking USA government, that how he does not even have the dare to voice out "I Love You".
@kueiyingwanglin dude your dumbass nazi ignorance style of shit really is funny i dont know if your retarted or just like 12 but you amaze me and please tell me that comment was a joke because thats embarrasing
your so ignorant its soooo funny you so stupid its amazing to me like your funny man i must admit lie of fuck or whatever thats funny idk your stupid im glad to c there is a weird conspirasist out there teaming up with jim carrey and emm stone aparently anyways your stupid
You abuse your sucking English to commit the crime of "lie of fuck" to a so called "stupid" by you can tell that you are worse than any stupid called by you. By the way, stupid is not a crime, you abuse your sucking English to commit the "Lie of Fuck" is a crime.
Your US military should do the duty to kill all your own sucking American criminal who ever abused English to committed the crime of "Lie of Fuck" in this public web site before they kill any foreigner overseas.
dude im tired of talking to your sorry ass go fuck yourself your none but a pimple on the ass of society as a whole so shut the fuck up nobody values your opinion so please just kiss my ass and shut the hell up you tired ass broken record i bid you adu and again go fuck yourself
1. You're tired does not mean you can have right to get rid out of your crime of "Lie of Fuck".
2. Fuck is a crime, you dare abuse your English to ask anyone to go fuck whomever, you are adding more crimes to yourself.
3. You are nobody , does not mean every one is nobody like you.
4. You must be too suck to know that you have no way to please anyone to kiss your ass, and you dare have your ass to be kissed, you must dare lock yourself into deepest hell.
@kueiyingwanglin then i gueaa im a fucking convicted fellen and i should rot in jail and drop the soap right kiss my ass dude your crazy stupid idk u can think what u like of america/ americans and the us government because i will admit we have fucking problems but your bullshiting isnt helping so please just stop your insanity is beginning to make me wonder where your from and i allready have enough to do other than think about your sorry stupid ass
[ frozen cold cold hard can only have most deadly life to live, therefore, he can only afford to make her come out of shit instead of urine or sweat]
That how he must have no way to give birth but her.
That how your USA government needs to stop making spy man, not mention spy woman, because your shameless brainless immoral COLD COLD HARD government can only have most deadly life to live.
it's a 600 dollar budget horror film that attempted to cast Emma Stone as the lead role (unfortunately she denied it lol) so they had to settle for another red head
The daughter of God was fronzen locked inside her own most miserable nightmare no way out, therefore, God created adam and the rest of the lives of Earth to wake his daughter to come out of her most miserable nightmare, and because that frozen cold cold hard can only have most deadly life to live, therefore, he can only afford to make her come out of shit instead of urine or sweat.
@kueiyingwanglin How does showing some footage from Ace Ventura have anything to do with Religion???...
all he did was take some footage from one of Jim Carrey's Old movies and made it funny.... that has nothing to do with religion.. and all this ( "COLD COLD immoral government") is stupid... our government doesn't raid our towns randomly... they don't make us have 1 child per family.. we get to choose which religion we want to believe... and that is supposed to be Immoral ????
1. As long as you are an American who knows how to read and write English, who must use U.S,Dollar to buy and/or sell to pay the bill, you must have to have any thing to do with religion. If you still don't understand at this point of view, you need to demand your US President to resign.
2. Your government abuse public power to force anyone to pay tax already committed more serious immoral crime than any bank robber. raid our towns rndomly? USA did Waco is worst one.
@kueiyingwanglin we do not have to have a religion... we can choose what to believe or we can choose just not to believe... that is our choice... it is in our Constitution.. (Freedom Of Religion).. and the Waco thing there was some False information that was spread... that the religion was going to commit a mass Suicide.. i admit the government fucked up there... but they thought they were doing something good because of the False information that they got... they thought it was true...
You don't believe in God inside USA, you must have no right to service the people.
If you think Waco is a false information, then, your President should order his licensed killer to kill all USA reporter. You dare treat your sucking USA government raid crime in Waco lightly, you have no right to call any less powerful as criminal. USA committed Waco crime already worse enough to deserve USA gone, not mention the crime USA committed to that Elián González in Miami
@kueiyingwanglin we have the right to believe what we want.... and yes i do believe in god. it may not be the same that you worship.. but i do believe... and i didnt say it was false information i said that they were given false information about the people in waco... just learn to read.... i believe that you really want to find every flaw our country has dont you?... every country does something wrong... but here in the U.S. we are free... free to do "Almost" anything we please. so deal with it
1. I don't hear anyone deny you to have right to believe what your want. You have your right to believe " that you really want to find every flaw our country has ".
2. to answer your question "dont you?... " :
No man is perfect, not mention a low standard USA. Your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard crime is not just a flaw. Your nation committed the crime of "lie of free", the crime of "Lie of War", the crime of "Lie of slave"
That what I am doing, to do my best to tell you what a lie of crimes your sucking USA committed around the world, you need to stop your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA keeping sucking around the world, because if you don't stop, no one can deal with your sucking superpowerful force, that can only force your Mighty God to drop the hottest Sun to burn the entire Earth down!
I am quoting your writing to show you how I have read your words:
"and the Waco thing there was some False information that was spread... that the religion was going to commit a mass Suicide.. i admit the government fucked up there... but they thought they were doing something good because of the False information that they got... they thought it was true..."
If indeed so, your government needs to step down immediatey.
@kueiyingwanglin So our government should step down... honestly our government isn't bad compared to the other countries.... if our government stepped down... we would be overrun and turned into Communists so just drop it please... your not going to make me change my look upon this Free Country
7. I have no interest to change anyone's mind or look, I just do the duty to do my best to tell what I can see.
8. Your Government needs to step down, because government must have no right to kill anyone mistakely. All your USA reporter must be killed for the crime they failed to do the righteous duty to demand your government to step down after your government kill anyone of innocents.
3. As regard "1 Child per family": Control population is a responsible government must have to do. China Communist "1 Child policy" is not good enough, they should have had killed anyone who knows how to read and write to give birth; anyone wants to have the free right to give birth, that anyone must have to live like wild natural animals not to have any thing to do with read and write.
Shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA not an accountable government.
Your US government jail anyone who is less powerful than your President inside smaller space than White House, your US governmen committed COLD COLD HARD IMMORAL CRIME, your USA sucking Media failed to do the righteous duty to question all your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard public office workers, all your sucking USA media workers should more deserve to be killed immediately
@kueiyingwanglin the people that are put in Jail.. they arent put in their because they are less than the president.. cause if that was true.. id be in there.. People that are put in jail have Commited a crime...not like them foreign countries where you get jailed, or killed for even spitting in the direction of your dictator.. our country only imprisons people who have done something wrong.. i.e. (Murder, Burglary, Assault, Selling or Doing Drugs) we have these to maintain a functional society.
@cameltoh220 what i meant by "we have these to maintain a functional society" is that without these our Community/Society w/e there would be no control.. and i dont mean control as in do what i say i mean control as in keeping things Organized.. and ya not every society/Community is Organized there will always be some sort of rebellion or Crimes being commited that's why there is a law... we still have the rights that were given to us when we were born these laws are just to keep things
Your USA made by all jailed criminals from Europe, every American rooted criminals, that how your President must have to sworn in his hand on Bible. You have no right to expect or demand anyone who is less powerful less good than your US President to have better will and better strength, your sucking US President cannot even be good enoough to stay inside his big White House and garden during his entire Presidency term, how dare you expect criminal can have that strength.
@kueiyingwanglin and I think you mean fucking not sucking (its okay I dont think you speak the language due to the nature of your comment) and if you do know the language then ...huh?
I don't write English excellently like some your First Class White Americans like Jim Hart, but I do know THE DIFFERENT spellING BETWEEN " F U C K I N G" AND "S U C K I N G".
You want to take side, you need to read your sucking sided writing completely before you can have that sucking pride to look or nose down anyone who cannot have your basic good will to respect his or her good will honest writing. When I say sucking, it means sucking, nothing less.
Why Jim Carrey must have to confess his love openly this unusual way? Because he's American most famous spy slaved controlled tooled by your shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA government that forced him to lose his right to say "I Love You" personally; yet in order to keep him enabling his gift talent to service your sucking shameless brainless cold cold hard immoral USA government, he has to make sure maintain his deepest power of honesty, that how he made this funny sad FREE show
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This is confusing to my senses. Part of me is hearing Jim commit career suicide (or should I say "out of it's misery") and the other part of me is watching Jim Carrey in his finest hour just bursting onto the Hollywood scene. Kinda brings his all career full circle in a way except that the two ends of the line to make the circle have gone in wayward directions. Jim is off in space and god knows where he's gonna end up. MASK 3! Lot's of make-up on that face and he can still be funny!
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mazerunner13 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gasmask408 1 month ago
This is what I call romance.
misterq0604 2 months ago
Oh shit!!! It's Tone Loc.....Wild Thang Boom-chatty Boom Bitch
Thomas76930 5 months ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XP
joalmurto 5 months ago
jajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajaja Oh my go... puuuuuuuuuu
MrJhonnypetrucci 5 months ago
goatse!
flavioy2f 5 months ago
hahahahahahahahaha
jouseph1987 6 months ago
Emma Stone is a black man???
aweboy 6 months ago 14
Fucking hilarious man! :D
pagemaimoua 6 months ago
hahahah nice man i was laughing i didn't expect
AssyrianSoldier1933 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Type in 'Jim Carrey chubby" for a funny remake of that video
comedyfan4325 6 months ago
Why in the world are yall talking about the governmemt in a jim carrey video!?
BeatsbyDreareBeast 6 months ago
@BeatsbyDreareBeast Because this kueiyinblahblahblah person is a turd and CommanderSheppard1 Is proving that the more you stir shit, the more it stinks.
ALLFRANKEDUP 6 months ago
This guy was full of hot air
tualatin67 6 months ago 3
Okay whoever did this is really sad :( :( and messed up ....
TheChubz41 6 months ago
6. Helping? You American man cannot do the duty to help yourself keeping sending your sucking white trash Hillary Clinton alike to suck around the world, even your Mighty God can only wish you all be nuclear bombed so that to save him from dropping the hottest sun to burn the entire Earth down.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin our god wants us to die?... dude.. you are just one of them Islamic, Arabian, Iranian, w/e people that just wants to see our country burn because you are in Envy of the way we live... thats just my opinion..but i believe it to be true. you really need to get a different outlook on life other than hating on our country
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
1.If your God does not want you to die, where are all those heros who fight Independent war to build up USA in order to say no to Tariff?
2. I don't hate anyone at this point. Because if I hate, I must curse, your sucking USA too suck to deserve hate, not mention curse.
3.Envy of the way you live? That can only tell that you are big ego liar acting like you are like God can know other's heart.
4.It is you really need to get a different outlook on life of USA lie.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin ya im just glad i live in a country where i have a right to a trial and that i have "Rights" in general..you think bad of our country... why not hate on China, Russia, UK... or are you just trying to bring us down to your level? the very bottom
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
9.Government must be guilty until proved innocent, your government killed innocents in WACO, therefore, they need to step down to wait for your Military to try your government.
Government has no right to get away of the crime of killing innocent as long as your nation still have uniformed military.
10. You have a right to a trial? Show how you can try your government in front of the public eyes.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
5. You did not criticize anyone?
Don't you just wrote " dude.. you are just one of them Islamic, Arabian, Iranian, w/e people that just wants to see our country burn " "you really need to get a different outlook on life other than hating on our country"?
6.It is your sucking USA abuse your sucking superpower force to force every one else to knee down or choke to die. Question yourself where's Berlin Wall, where's USSR, Where's China Communist, not mention Taiwan.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin ok... what you said there was really really really wrong... "Superpower force to force every one else to knee down or choke to die"... that right there prooves you know nothing of our country
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
11. Before you abuse your English to look down me with your words "you know nothing of our country", you need to answer where's Berlin War, where's USSR, how China Communist knee down in front of Capitalism lie, how come your US Congress can have right to look down Taiwan under that special Taiwan clause to show that you ineed have right to nose down me "you know nothing of our country"!
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
3. Bullshitting? You must be too stupid bad ugly evil to know how Bullshitting can do good to your soil and save your environment.
4. Insanity? What can be more insanity than your crime of "Lie of Fuck" and your "Please kiss your ass"?
5. You have enough to do, then why coming here to abuse your English to commit your crime of "Lie of Fuck" and committed your crime of "please to kiss your ass"?
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
1. You are liar, jail cannot help you in any way, if you indeed want to help yourself, you should go to sharp your sniper skill and do your best to kill anyone who own more power own more force richer older than you yet cannot do better than you.
2.You American criticize every one around the world abused your force your Dollar bill your offical liars around the world, I just do my share of free speech right to tell, how dare you abuse your sucking English committed "Lid of Fuck" on me?
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin And i didn't criticize anyone... its almost every other country that criticizes us because of the way we live.... and what jail does is it takes the Convicted Criminals off our streets and inside an institution for however long depending on the crime..
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
OMG... Classic!!!
SunburstGuitarsDan 6 months ago
classic
DamnThoseTeens 6 months ago
thats way better than orginal
Deathchuck1 6 months ago
I edited his original video to be more funny if you want to check, here is the link, thanks ^^: watch?v=oVnpqN_nIqw.
TrollingFTT 6 months ago 16
dude spyderjch props to you for makinhg such a hilarious video ace vantura is one of my favorite videos and i think that u made the creepy video even more hilarious and where it talked about the sex props for the editing there and making it all fit together all in all props to u and i think ur a badass and keep this shit up dude
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago
i just think jim loves her with his hole heart
jaygriggers 6 months ago 3
@jaygriggers I think he lost a bet
Ligtgamer360 6 months ago
Don't make such a sweet video the butt of your jokes.
WeeYakk 6 months ago
thats priceless how u edited that its funny as hell but watch now some one now will try to out do u by maken a auto-tune remix song with it lol
fleetcadi1 6 months ago
Check this out too, probably thats like what he really meant: watch?v=oVnpqN_nIqw
TrollingFTT 6 months ago
omg lol imagine we really talked like that lmfao!!!
MrGooshness 6 months ago
I lol'd so hard that my dad asked if there was something wrong.
ShiroiNami23 6 months ago 2
LMAO
number4asshoIe 6 months ago
i lawld
a7xshikari 6 months ago
emma i'd like to ass-k you a question haha
sockycam 6 months ago 27
@sockycam yeeess lol, love that quote, nice mate, hahahahaha
TCOEvil 6 months ago
Talk to me ole toothless wonder
winterlounge 6 months ago
Even funnier.... than Jim Carrie. Presidential candidate, right here.
BarNuun 6 months ago
Goatse.
LuisJGTFox 6 months ago
Carrey actually deleted the original
123hardcoretyp 6 months ago
hahahaha
amdreowru 6 months ago
I made a Cartman version!
millerk420 6 months ago
LOl'd hard!
MasacruRo 6 months ago
hahaahahahaha
funk192 6 months ago
That didn't sound like Ventura's ass at all.
altcommand 6 months ago
I love u Ace Ventura's ass and I always will X3
TheHandsomeRockLee 6 months ago
What.The.Fuck - So disturbing... haha
Paperbagman555 6 months ago
what about the ass talking in when nature calls
Bunomous 6 months ago
aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllrighty then
ChaoticGuides 6 months ago
did i really just stare at Jim carry's ass for 52 seconds
xchater101 6 months ago
@xchater101 i believe we did.. x [
OdaviidS 6 months ago
That...is the most disturbing thing...I have ever heard....
yankeessuck1138 6 months ago
[your shameless brainless immoral COLD COLD HARD government can only have most deadly life to live]
That how you need to ban anyone who knows how to read and write from bringing any form of life into this World; only absolute wild natural life can have right to keep life going on; because under your USA abused super powerful forceful around the workd, anyone who knows how to read and write English already under USA COLD COLD HARD slavery, or choked or choosing to die.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin dude fuck you he made a funny video to a skit jim carrey did so did u really not expect this to happen and frankly he did good so fuck you and give this niggah props
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago
@nelsonofsteve10
1. You have no right to fuck anyone, and I have all right to speak out honestly.
2. You have no right to commit the crime of "Lie of Fuck", because when you lie, you can only "Lie of Good", fuck is not good, therefore, you have no right to tool your write to commit the crime of "lie of fuck"
3. Jim Carrey is a career liar, an American spy service your sucking USA government, that how he does not even have the dare to voice out "I Love You".
4. Damn you!
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin dude your dumbass nazi ignorance style of shit really is funny i dont know if your retarted or just like 12 but you amaze me and please tell me that comment was a joke because thats embarrasing
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago
@nelsonofsteve10
1. You must be too stupid bad ugly evil to know how dumb dumber made Jim Carrey become too popular to back his normal days.
2. Nothing can be more embarrasing to be a victim under your sucking crime of "lie of fuck".
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin
your so ignorant its soooo funny you so stupid its amazing to me like your funny man i must admit lie of fuck or whatever thats funny idk your stupid im glad to c there is a weird conspirasist out there teaming up with jim carrey and emm stone aparently anyways your stupid
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago in playlist nelsonofsteve10's Favorited Videos
@nelsonofsteve10
You abuse your sucking English to commit the crime of "lie of fuck" to a so called "stupid" by you can tell that you are worse than any stupid called by you. By the way, stupid is not a crime, you abuse your sucking English to commit the "Lie of Fuck" is a crime.
Your US military should do the duty to kill all your own sucking American criminal who ever abused English to committed the crime of "Lie of Fuck" in this public web site before they kill any foreigner overseas.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin
dude im tired of talking to your sorry ass go fuck yourself your none but a pimple on the ass of society as a whole so shut the fuck up nobody values your opinion so please just kiss my ass and shut the hell up you tired ass broken record i bid you adu and again go fuck yourself
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago in playlist nelsonofsteve10's Favorited Videos
@nelsonofsteve10
1. You're tired does not mean you can have right to get rid out of your crime of "Lie of Fuck".
2. Fuck is a crime, you dare abuse your English to ask anyone to go fuck whomever, you are adding more crimes to yourself.
3. You are nobody , does not mean every one is nobody like you.
4. You must be too suck to know that you have no way to please anyone to kiss your ass, and you dare have your ass to be kissed, you must dare lock yourself into deepest hell.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin then i gueaa im a fucking convicted fellen and i should rot in jail and drop the soap right kiss my ass dude your crazy stupid idk u can think what u like of america/ americans and the us government because i will admit we have fucking problems but your bullshiting isnt helping so please just stop your insanity is beginning to make me wonder where your from and i allready have enough to do other than think about your sorry stupid ass
nelsonofsteve10 6 months ago
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[ frozen cold cold hard can only have most deadly life to live, therefore, he can only afford to make her come out of shit instead of urine or sweat]
That how he must have no way to give birth but her.
That how your USA government needs to stop making spy man, not mention spy woman, because your shameless brainless immoral COLD COLD HARD government can only have most deadly life to live.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
type in "The Harrison House Trailer" on youtube.
it's a 600 dollar budget horror film that attempted to cast Emma Stone as the lead role (unfortunately she denied it lol) so they had to settle for another red head
ChicoBlancoFilms 6 months ago
Why he showed this ass talking way?
Because Eve was coming out that way.
The daughter of God was fronzen locked inside her own most miserable nightmare no way out, therefore, God created adam and the rest of the lives of Earth to wake his daughter to come out of her most miserable nightmare, and because that frozen cold cold hard can only have most deadly life to live, therefore, he can only afford to make her come out of shit instead of urine or sweat.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin How does showing some footage from Ace Ventura have anything to do with Religion???...
all he did was take some footage from one of Jim Carrey's Old movies and made it funny.... that has nothing to do with religion.. and all this ( "COLD COLD immoral government") is stupid... our government doesn't raid our towns randomly... they don't make us have 1 child per family.. we get to choose which religion we want to believe... and that is supposed to be Immoral ????
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
1. As long as you are an American who knows how to read and write English, who must use U.S,Dollar to buy and/or sell to pay the bill, you must have to have any thing to do with religion. If you still don't understand at this point of view, you need to demand your US President to resign.
2. Your government abuse public power to force anyone to pay tax already committed more serious immoral crime than any bank robber. raid our towns rndomly? USA did Waco is worst one.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin we do not have to have a religion... we can choose what to believe or we can choose just not to believe... that is our choice... it is in our Constitution.. (Freedom Of Religion).. and the Waco thing there was some False information that was spread... that the religion was going to commit a mass Suicide.. i admit the government fucked up there... but they thought they were doing something good because of the False information that they got... they thought it was true...
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
You don't believe in God inside USA, you must have no right to service the people.
If you think Waco is a false information, then, your President should order his licensed killer to kill all USA reporter. You dare treat your sucking USA government raid crime in Waco lightly, you have no right to call any less powerful as criminal. USA committed Waco crime already worse enough to deserve USA gone, not mention the crime USA committed to that Elián González in Miami
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin we have the right to believe what we want.... and yes i do believe in god. it may not be the same that you worship.. but i do believe... and i didnt say it was false information i said that they were given false information about the people in waco... just learn to read.... i believe that you really want to find every flaw our country has dont you?... every country does something wrong... but here in the U.S. we are free... free to do "Almost" anything we please. so deal with it
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
1. I don't hear anyone deny you to have right to believe what your want. You have your right to believe " that you really want to find every flaw our country has ".
2. to answer your question "dont you?... " :
No man is perfect, not mention a low standard USA. Your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard crime is not just a flaw. Your nation committed the crime of "lie of free", the crime of "Lie of War", the crime of "Lie of slave"
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
3. Deal with it?
That what I am doing, to do my best to tell you what a lie of crimes your sucking USA committed around the world, you need to stop your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA keeping sucking around the world, because if you don't stop, no one can deal with your sucking superpowerful force, that can only force your Mighty God to drop the hottest Sun to burn the entire Earth down!
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
4. About that crime your USA committed in WACO:
I am quoting your writing to show you how I have read your words:
"and the Waco thing there was some False information that was spread... that the religion was going to commit a mass Suicide.. i admit the government fucked up there... but they thought they were doing something good because of the False information that they got... they thought it was true..."
If indeed so, your government needs to step down immediatey.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin So our government should step down... honestly our government isn't bad compared to the other countries.... if our government stepped down... we would be overrun and turned into Communists so just drop it please... your not going to make me change my look upon this Free Country
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
7. I have no interest to change anyone's mind or look, I just do the duty to do my best to tell what I can see.
8. Your Government needs to step down, because government must have no right to kill anyone mistakely. All your USA reporter must be killed for the crime they failed to do the righteous duty to demand your government to step down after your government kill anyone of innocents.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
3. As regard "1 Child per family": Control population is a responsible government must have to do. China Communist "1 Child policy" is not good enough, they should have had killed anyone who knows how to read and write to give birth; anyone wants to have the free right to give birth, that anyone must have to live like wild natural animals not to have any thing to do with read and write.
Shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA not an accountable government.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
"Cold Cold Hard immoral government"
Your US government jail anyone who is less powerful than your President inside smaller space than White House, your US governmen committed COLD COLD HARD IMMORAL CRIME, your USA sucking Media failed to do the righteous duty to question all your sucking shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard public office workers, all your sucking USA media workers should more deserve to be killed immediately
than anyone else.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin the people that are put in Jail.. they arent put in their because they are less than the president.. cause if that was true.. id be in there.. People that are put in jail have Commited a crime...not like them foreign countries where you get jailed, or killed for even spitting in the direction of your dictator.. our country only imprisons people who have done something wrong.. i.e. (Murder, Burglary, Assault, Selling or Doing Drugs) we have these to maintain a functional society.
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1 Though for the most part you are right there is something wrong with your statement
"our country only imprisons people who have done something wrong.."
I think you mean "our country only imprisons people who have been convicted of / found guilty of doing something wrong "
and even that last little bit is a little screwed up, all societies are functional (they exist therefore they function)
I think you mean sustain not maintain
cameltoh220 6 months ago
@cameltoh220 what i meant by "we have these to maintain a functional society" is that without these our Community/Society w/e there would be no control.. and i dont mean control as in do what i say i mean control as in keeping things Organized.. and ya not every society/Community is Organized there will always be some sort of rebellion or Crimes being commited that's why there is a law... we still have the rights that were given to us when we were born these laws are just to keep things
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@cameltoh220 Running Smoothe..
CommanderSheppard1 6 months ago
@CommanderSheppard1
Your USA made by all jailed criminals from Europe, every American rooted criminals, that how your President must have to sworn in his hand on Bible. You have no right to expect or demand anyone who is less powerful less good than your US President to have better will and better strength, your sucking US President cannot even be good enoough to stay inside his big White House and garden during his entire Presidency term, how dare you expect criminal can have that strength.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
@kueiyingwanglin and I think you mean fucking not sucking (its okay I dont think you speak the language due to the nature of your comment) and if you do know the language then ...huh?
cameltoh220 6 months ago
@cameltoh220
I don't write English excellently like some your First Class White Americans like Jim Hart, but I do know THE DIFFERENT spellING BETWEEN " F U C K I N G" AND "S U C K I N G".
You want to take side, you need to read your sucking sided writing completely before you can have that sucking pride to look or nose down anyone who cannot have your basic good will to respect his or her good will honest writing. When I say sucking, it means sucking, nothing less.
kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
Why Jim Carrey must have to confess his love openly this unusual way? Because he's American most famous spy slaved controlled tooled by your shameless brainless immoral cold cold hard USA government that forced him to lose his right to say "I Love You" personally; yet in order to keep him enabling his gift talent to service your sucking shameless brainless cold cold hard immoral USA government, he has to make sure maintain his deepest power of honesty, that how he made this funny sad FREE show
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kueiyingwanglin 6 months ago
lol! gee you loony guys)))
Imago7887 6 months ago
0:11 We'd have, chubby little brown eyed little children
Rapture639 6 months ago
This is confusing to my senses. Part of me is hearing Jim commit career suicide (or should I say "out of it's misery") and the other part of me is watching Jim Carrey in his finest hour just bursting onto the Hollywood scene. Kinda brings his all career full circle in a way except that the two ends of the line to make the circle have gone in wayward directions. Jim is off in space and god knows where he's gonna end up. MASK 3! Lot's of make-up on that face and he can still be funny!
coconutstaple 6 months ago
Emma, would you like to ass me a question? rofl
kreefalicious 6 months ago
whoever did this video is a genius!
mathwizard09915 6 months ago
lmao
stfuplzzzz 6 months ago
This is exactly what people are feeling about your message which stinks.
Come on Carrey you're better than this!
mikelmoonkia 6 months ago
@mikelmoonkia no go hang yourself kid
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lcafilms1 6 months ago
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waduwadu69 6 months ago
This is an assage to Emma Stone.
Kenji88Sama 6 months ago 2
I love you for this video.
LunaAumento 6 months ago
goatse.
GoAfif 6 months ago
people actually find this shit funny?
SaoLinKA7X 6 months ago
@SaoLinKA7X lol pun
frootofaloom 6 months ago
Funny but not real
aLiNaRoDzXD 6 months ago
@aLiNaRoDzXD No shit, Sherlock.
MDLZRD 6 months ago
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killzone296 6 months ago
thank god it's not a shock site !
unfetteredfreak 6 months ago
Its a good thing jim carrey didn't cough in his video to emma stone
TheHowToMac 6 months ago 30
lmao
TheyCallMeWendy 6 months ago
Now do it naked.
psychedelnick1 6 months ago
its boring!
lizagirl26 6 months ago
any1 else smelled something after watching the vid?
c0rruption666 6 months ago
this is even funnier
qazzy 6 months ago
wow over a 164,000 people stared at Jim Carrey's anus
NC21082 6 months ago 3
@NC21082 hhahah
eLLriDe420 6 months ago
@NC21082 and 576 admitted that they liked it lol
jimcarreyonline 6 months ago
go on.....
2011hoytman 6 months ago
O_v_O
khunopie 6 months ago
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revimmm 6 months ago
awsome
jjtheslayer69 6 months ago 2
"it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to."
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0_o
JellyFish0fDoom 6 months ago
Wtf?
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Taooe 6 months ago
Ew..
OmgItsRoua 6 months ago
@megasaurabh7 LMFAO. Haha I never thought of it that way xD
rofsi29 6 months ago
Let's see that in instant replay.
MuscIeBomber2021 6 months ago
what an asshole
runner176 6 months ago 114
lmao.
xkaylaphotography 6 months ago
Shoulda put John Kerry saying Loser in it
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ROFLCOPTR LMAO
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Arielblue721 6 months ago
Haha xD
Nabeel1123 6 months ago
He He He LOL
zzecho 6 months ago
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GirlSweet2011 6 months ago
Your butt goddamnit!
halo6534 6 months ago
@halo6534 Shut the fuk up, that was so fukin dumb, stop watching Ray william
iamchill702 6 months ago
@iamchill702 Whos that?
halo6534 6 months ago
classic video never gets old
myfacebookpokerchip 6 months ago
Honestly, I should've seen this coming.
CoreyfromEarth 6 months ago
LMAO
keenkennyny 6 months ago
asshole pun. thumbs up.
NeoxideMolten 6 months ago
This is wrong on so many levels
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gthisgirliswild 6 months ago
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kingrexrex666 6 months ago
The man of a million faces!!!! Boy they weren't kidding.
Argentinaboy57 6 months ago
I feel really sorry for Emma Stone!! I mean it LOL
Suel14 6 months ago
Goatse? O.O
Sly922 6 months ago
lol
cream132634 6 months ago
LOL
iTzFrantiC 6 months ago
Emma Stone is a black guy?
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southbayla24 6 months ago
Holy shit did he talk by his ass :O
KillerBoy4x4 6 months ago
i farted when i was watching this and it really enhanced the effect
TBBlends 6 months ago
Finkle is Einhorn!
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