The Ricky Gervais Show - You Thumped a Monkey

[SaintLouisX]

Karl would never kill an ant! He'd watch it for hours and save it from swimming pools.

[ShoeEaterThe2nd]

"its cruel to keep a person in manchester, so its fucking cruel to keep a monkey"

[cwhakatihi]

Only thing that we learn from animal testing is about the animal. For example, penicillin killed all the test rabbits it was tested on, but cures human infection

[SpadezOfAce]

Nah that's weird enough

[Tierney4tacos]

It's cruel to keep someone in a house in either Manchesters', England or New Hampshire.

[TheAbominater]

Ricky is quite funny but I hate how he unnecessarily stretches out jokes, like at 1:24

[NotAG4yName]

@TheAbominater dude its a podcast not a scripted stand up routine.....have you never told a joke that was way to long and you know it but youre in too deep so you just decide to finish it?

[TheAbominater]

@NotAG4yName I'm not having a go, I like Ricky. His jokes are a bit hit-and-miss is all I'm saying ;-)

[thecombineforces]

you thumped a monkey

[SAMagic]

"You threw a monkey in the sea?" - Alan Partridge.

[TimLethal]

Bull shit! :L

Where is ball shit man when you need him?

[xoxBreannaxox123]

i love when steve's just like "what" after karl talks about the moneky thumping.

[2109917162]

"YOU THUMPED A MONKEY!!!"

[Grim220981]

A long time ago me and a few of the fellas shot a monkey in the foot and laughed as he limped away.

[ygdb1]

@Grim220981 cool story

[thedude1325]

I almost shat myself at the start because I thought a huge Ant was walking on my Laptop Screen.

Being smart fail.

[Scotch7000]

i feel bad for karl in this one cos back in the sixties it was really easy to get exotic animals in britain. like they literally sold lion cubs in pet shops. but they make karl seem really stupid for saying that (even though is stupid generally speaking)

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@Scotch7000

It was the 60's dude, everyone was on drugs and thumping monkeys.

[imagination43]

@dwevill123 I hate it when someone makes a comment about the top comments in the desperate and totally obvious atempt to become the top comment.

[dwevill123]

@imagination43 Yeah I hate that too... wait a sec, I can read right through your forced out sarcasm, you were talking about me!

Honestly? I didn't expect that comment to make it up there and I couldn't care less if it was a top comment so don't instantly accuse me something like that unless you know entirely that it is the case. I mean how do I know your comment wasn't a desperate attempt to make it as a top comment, it's a possibility but I'm not going to accuse of that because I'm not a dick.

[Lordragekill]

@dwevill123 I'm a dick. =D

[JJJAAMESS]

@imagination43 It's not even that, it's the fact that people care about `likes` on youtube. Unless there is some hidden thing behind it, I really don't get it and just feel sorry for whoevers posted it.

[PriditProductions]

You thumped a monkey?

[MsLeela15]

Karl's right, he's told them this before. Two of his dad's friends had monkeys.

[forzasmonkey]

@MsLeela15 You're right, it was a monkey news in the late XFM days. 'Had a monkey...er...had to thump it in the head.' Classic

[HLecterPHD]

What is it pater lol

[Videoblog89]

LOOOOL 1:42 whahahahaha

[Tierney4tacos]

at 02:13 the sides of Stephen's glasses are missing...

[KeaneAddict]

@Tierney4tacos OMG your right, wonder why they didn't notice that when making it lol.

[arseymcpherson]

@KeaneAddict His right? wtf

[DayDreamAscent]

Karl is a philosopher. Just a very unique one.

[Dufflad08]

cruel to keep a person in a house in Manchester haha fucking true lol

[jesse2282]

@Dufflad08 My dad is from Manchester, he can confirm that as true too lol

[Dufflad08]

@jesse2282 haha I live near manchester and been to a flat and oh my word it was small for a family of three anyway.

[KeaneAddict]

0:21 OMG AMAZING!

[theunusualsuspectstv]

frrrrrrruuuuuummm!... BULL SHIT

[waspinvaders]

@theunusualsuspectstv Pilko pump pant

[blohmymind]

They werent really deliverymen. - Ohh.

[michaelangelo323]

Punch a cow? Has Steve been playing Minecraft?

[MadcapMacabre]

"It's cruel to keep a person in a house in Manchester, so it's fucking cruel to keep a monkey" HAHAHAHA! Love it.

[Kaffebonden00]

You humped a monkey.

[chaosinorderrr]

Rick'y impersonation just makes it even FUNNIER! i died laughing at this last night hahaha

[thomasoring]

@jesse2282 Its not really a joke is it? Its more like copy/paste?

[HLecterPHD]

"when he found out i was into monkeys"

[BuIIetBiII]

@dwevill123 oh the inhumanity!

[dwevill123]

@BuIIetBiII lol :)

[leegray99]

Ricky gervais seems even funnier in cartoon form

[KungfuCow5]

@leegray99 It's made me realised how much he looks like Barney Rubble.

[Mxlsptlk]

Back in the day, people kept monkeys around to participate in tea parties. I shit you not. Penn Gillete talked about it once. They had a story about the world's oldest tea party monkey. She was decrepid and diabetic. Look it up people.

[MrJungleland1]

Type in "Monkey News 16" on Youtube for the original 'thumped monkey' story which Karl told Ricky and Steve on XFM...

[TheLucvD]

I'm going to thump a monkey tomorrow, but I'm afraid people will go:

'you thumped a monkey.'

[bflat86]

I didn't like that bit where Karl smooshed the ant on the table. Anyone who knows Karl would know that he would NEVER kill an ant.

[livingdeadgrl18]

@bflat86 I agree!!! I think that was egregious on the cartoonist's part.

[YoutmanCuzFamBredrin]

ricky really looks like freddy flinstone hahahaha

[scuderia4britalia]

the animation team are excellent

[VirtualBoy500]

Karl does get one thing right. If you thump a monkey, someone will definitely say, "You thumped a monkey."

Brilliant.

[AthelStanVideos]

i was on an attempt to keep water in my mouth for 3 hours...

dont know why,,

al i know is, the water is now on my keyboard

[livingdeadgrl18]

@AthelStanVideos I should try that sometime. That should be a game people play with their friends.

[Nascarking24]

Okay I've got to say this...Giggity.

[customcartoons]

"Now the weird thing is ..."

"No, that's weird enough!"

[sorchathetotalyeah]

Went to Monkey world today. All I could think about was Karl and what he'd say about them. Thought of something funny and spat out my hotdog onto a small child. Hilarious.

[hardrockinhere]

0:22 Well that was nice.

[RdHertsUni]

yuh thomped uh monkeh?

[theonelinerkid]

2 people here dont thump monkies

[Furkin44]

@theonelinerkid It started off with Ricky championing Animal rights, and although Karl told a cute story, it's not funny to hurt animals. "Thumping a monkey" isn't funny at all.

[jesse2282]

@Furkin44 If a monkey was attacking me, I'd thump it.

[davidg4781]

Don't think Karl would've squashed that ant....

[mixandmatchvideos]

"But thump a monkey, and people go, 'You thumped a monkey?'."

[brainstorm623]

The one disliker was a Thumped Monkey.

[VGK2Dp]

@brainstorm623 the two dislikes were actually from the two monkeys that used to be delivery men

[Kopulere]

@brainstorm623 I liked the video but I clicked the dislike button to make your comment irrelevant

[Barracuda007]

"you thumped a monkey?" i'm giggling like a 5 star tart!!

[starchild123456]

I love Stephen's 'what?' at 0:30

[scottster246]

Mabye karl overheard his dad talking about how Bennie "spanked his monkey" and got confused.

[XTREMEMilitia]

1:43 i was crying at that point .........You Thumped A Monkey

[TheCheweeRevolutions]

this was the story with the zoo keeper. karl just always forgets and tweaks it

[Mynameisnotooo]

This sound reaaally dirty if you remove the t in "thump"

[StanSitwell]

Oh... benny thumped one

[jesse2282]

@StanSitwell If this was Facebook, I would "like" this comment. But as this is Youtube, I'll just thumb it up.

[bountyhunter552]

@jesse2282 You thumbed a monkey!

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

The blond guy has Dexter Glasses.

[emzknow]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd Stephen merchant