they should make a Tobuscus app with all his vids in it, and its all fully downloaded, and you dont need internet to use it so you can use it ANYWHERE, and that its free :)
that invincible launch tent is actually an invincible launch sunken farm house
also isn't morning wood like a band or song or something similar?
and who else expects the to be some courage the cowardly dog reference, the place likes just like the middle of nowhere to me, it even has some evil anomaly that courage would end up getting rid of
@d3str0i3r Urban Dictionary Discription for morning wood 1. A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection 2. Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet" 3.the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.(WTF?)
Mourningwood reminded me of Fable 3 which i believe would be perfect for Toby to play. Reasonable length, fun gameplay and dialogue. AND impossible to die lmao. Sounds good for Toby lol. Anybody with me?
I want a full multi-platform game with Toby's voice as the lead character, when you die "GODDD DANGIT!", when you see a boss " OHHHH NOODLE ", finding an RPG " Yes! A role playing gun! lets go on a quest gun!" and finally when you destroy something " Get out of my life "
yeah... the moment i saw that "tent" building.. i was like.. use it to jump that wall next to you... wait.. toby where are you going? no the wall.. that ramp.. why are you? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. NUGGETS!!!
I would be scared to be in a Monster Truck with Toby. It always sounds like somethings wrong... "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
@briggie35 Yeah, what I meant was I had only watched a few minutes and posted a comment instead of waiting for the video to be over. If I had waited, I wouldn't have had to say anything because he did figure it out in the same video.
Fun/Disturbing note: you can microwave a rat in this game
RHProductionsII 1 week ago
Hell Yeah, oh oh Hell yea--- OHHH HELL NO!!!! Awww I was cocky... I gotta pause it....
blahahblah123 2 weeks ago
when I was about to watch this... my dog face palmed...
MrTobygamesfan 3 weeks ago
dude that roof is a ramp
bienaimebelier 1 month ago
o nooo hellll nooo!!
steffycutz 1 month ago
@TheRaNdOmBiTz theres is an app called Tobuscus on the app store
TheQwerty99215 1 month ago
toby: "aww whats up piggy? aww your de-" *buffering* me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
kasthebatcat 1 month ago
He is just too adorable at 9:31 :3
SquaresCircles 1 month ago
they should make a Tobuscus app with all his vids in it, and its all fully downloaded, and you dont need internet to use it so you can use it ANYWHERE, and that its free :)
TheRaNdOmBiTz 1 month ago
Took you long enough.
shploing123 1 month ago
@shploing123 I think he had too much fun failing, lol.
TheMaliciousStorm 1 month ago
toby your awesome i wish you were my brother
zombieassasin74 2 months ago
THE FREAKIN TIPPY YEAH WAFFLE ROCKET
2muchswaqqMR 2 months ago
does anyone else find his sniffles adorable?
nanook893 2 months ago
oh my god I love it when you die xD
NOOO!! lol
SpartanPikachu117 2 months ago
who knew the whole time that the house thats a roof he had to jump over
meepster564 2 months ago 12
FUCKING HATE IPOD YOUTUBE!!! I CAN'T DO SHIT AND I HAVE FUCKING THREE BARS!! FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS!!!!
pezzuloman123 2 months ago 3
"Im gonna fall into this house and CUTSCENE"... Toby, this isn't Metal Gear Solid 4
tywhite3 3 months ago
this relates to a literal trailer "if i fall then i would be dead"
6103chenect 3 months ago
morningwood xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheLegendOfZeldaLu2 3 months ago
hahahaha muhahaha owww
TheQwertyismylife 4 months ago
6:27 I face palmed my face off... Congrats Toby
Leorazzia 4 months ago
1:22 LMBO!! XD
"oh theres a bridge!"
AliceInUnderland666 4 months ago
9:04 lol
masterchief5679 4 months ago
Those grey dust effects when you destroy things are really dated looking.
jovantheun1337 4 months ago
the teepee is immortal for a reason!!
burritoindamist 4 months ago
I was screaming at Toby to use the immortal TeePee and now my sisters think I'm crazy. lol
Homopsycho1 4 months ago
toby should have said . "morningwood pisses me off". XD that would have been awsome
Sparrowhawk527 4 months ago
i can so imagine toby at a horrific crash site. toby: oh no what happened buddy, blown up guys piss me off
MrBibblybobblyboo 4 months ago
my dog actual sneezed during this video!
QueenOfDorkzz 5 months ago
pork chop pieces lol i nsneezed
buttbr02 5 months ago
I sneezed! :D
MegaBillkill 5 months ago
damn only Toby can make from 20min real gameplay 37 parts already :)))
Dustshoes 5 months ago
an indestructible tent ramp of course.
TheKronikman88 5 months ago
@TheKronikman88 Naturally
wwefan34ejr 5 months ago
when toby said that duke was an x-men, he actually meant an ex-man, as he has recently had a sex change XD
amazingred09 5 months ago
-.- Sigh.
LariLaEvil 5 months ago
did he honestly say "okay so its right" then he went left -_-
anonexperiment1263 5 months ago
@anonexperiment1263 no he said he was right about going the way he was going
TheKronikman88 5 months ago
I almost pissed all over my monitor @ 6:30
dmusp1 5 months ago
do you ever thing he gets embarrassed that his audience figures everything out before him?
rabidgamefan1399 5 months ago
toby... when u go into those buildings that have nothing in them... those white boxes have stuff in them... break them open.
SwiftFitz 5 months ago
@SwiftFitz HE CAN'T.
blibble321 5 months ago
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Was it really that hard for you to figure out what to do or were you just putting that on?
absolutezero1000 5 months ago
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Toby's outro peaces me off. :-)
FashionWithAttitude 5 months ago
"Chill dude."
*Takes bite of bread*
"I SAID CHILL!!!!"
*CHokes on bread, laughing"
myxrox15 5 months ago
lol, morningwood.
1337h4x0r23579 5 months ago
This video needs to have "Toby sucks at gaming" written in the title somewhere
TheNethero 6 months ago
Toby's idiocy PISSES ME OFF!
MAYiHaveMERCY 6 months ago
MORNINGWOOD? THAT;S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE
syngervice67 6 months ago 55
@syngervice67 your moms inappopriate
zombieassasin74 2 months ago
@zombieassasin74 i...i know
syngervice67 2 months ago
lol I sneezed during this video
XxXxDerpMasterxXxX 6 months ago
06:21 That dawning moment of 'Ohhhhh, I see' made me laugh so much.
Florasaurus 6 months ago
OMG. I don't know if he is really not getting it or just completely playing it for laughs. I think it must be something in between.........
YourKimberkitten 6 months ago
@YourKimberkitten no he ACTUALLY doesnt know what he's doing u can really see that lol
xXNarutoUzumakixX222 6 months ago
somtimes tobuscuses gameplay pisses me off!
DaredevilJoe7 6 months ago
damn its frustating to watch toby, i figured it out in the last video as well..
McLovin123ify 6 months ago
toby with an evil laugh scares me
theichelsea5 6 months ago
I think Toby finally lost his shit
4MiFans 6 months ago
TOBY! STOP CALLING THE RPG:ROLEPLAYING GUN! ITS ROCKET PROPELLED GERNADE!
bullettoface49 6 months ago
@bullettoface49 It's a joke, stupid.
ownagepie24 6 months ago
that invincible launch tent is actually an invincible launch sunken farm house
also isn't morning wood like a band or song or something similar?
and who else expects the to be some courage the cowardly dog reference, the place likes just like the middle of nowhere to me, it even has some evil anomaly that courage would end up getting rid of
d3str0i3r 6 months ago
@d3str0i3r Urban Dictionary Discription for morning wood 1. A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection 2. Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet" 3.the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.(WTF?)
bullettoface49 6 months ago
@bullettoface49 /watch?v=t-ORHKxaXmA i was hoping i wouldn't have to look it up
d3str0i3r 6 months ago
@d3str0i3r dude......the one in the game is moUrningwood... you said morning wood....
bullettoface49 6 months ago
@bullettoface49 check again, 08:35
d3str0i3r 6 months ago
Mourningwood reminded me of Fable 3 which i believe would be perfect for Toby to play. Reasonable length, fun gameplay and dialogue. AND impossible to die lmao. Sounds good for Toby lol. Anybody with me?
DeltaSquad623 6 months ago
Oblivious!!
ianimalcutie 6 months ago
why not try to read our comments Toby i mean come on seriously this is ridiculous :P
MRmajik00 6 months ago in playlist DUKE NUKEM FOREVER (Toby Sucks at Gaming)
i dont get naushous it gets me!
bannanamouse 6 months ago
I sneezed! :D yes I have just been blessed
Bumblerz 6 months ago
4:05 thats a cute. thats an epic beer pong cute!
TheTechnoFreak971 6 months ago
Dude if tombstone references seriously piss you off I might un un un un un unsubscribe!!!
sk8rdude4848 6 months ago
YOU JUST FIRED STEVEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AIRCADETKIDLOGAN38A 6 months ago 57
@AIRCADETKIDLOGAN38A
oh thank god...I thought I was the only one acknowledging steven D:
AgentX7Y 2 months ago
Its not a tent toby it's a colapsed building -.-
killerdude23061995 6 months ago
took him so long to figuerit out lol
jason1mil 6 months ago
lol i love when toby gets stuck in the game cause then it just makes the play through longer
xXDEMONSCREAMXx 6 months ago
I dadadadadid subscribe
IsquirtyALLova 6 months ago
Toby, you have made me facepalm like no one has before. Luckily you're hilarious
MAI2C0S 6 months ago 2
Hay! Tomstone was agreat movie. :D
ebrach121 6 months ago
Toby, we love you, but wow. Just wow
MegaHoboHunter 6 months ago 3
anyone else think he sounds like Adam sandler?
wolfxix 6 months ago
took him a whole episode and half an episode to figure out the ramp thing
ParmeseanMan 6 months ago
A lesson taught to us by Tobuscus: Never go out into the desert without an indestructable tent ramp. Lesson learned.
gobias6 6 months ago
WEOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugehalofan011 6 months ago 3
Toby please play Pokemon
themostsuperjew 6 months ago
stupidity-doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
crazyrobloxiansfan 6 months ago
@crazyrobloxiansfan More like 'Tobuscus - doing the same thing over and over and knowing you'll get different results'!
itsnx13 6 months ago 2
no toby, you didnt figure it out
briggie35 6 months ago
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who laughed when he said ''Morningwood"
Paramorelovesyou1234 6 months ago
Oh my god, I almost shouted at the monitor about the tent. Oh dear Tobuscus
MrGrunthos 6 months ago
Morningwood? AW GAWWWWD
Ktsnowfairy 7 months ago
Am in bed with fever and all i want is to watch the next F3ar and duke episodes ,hurry up toby !
amyourdad 7 months ago
anyone else keept yieling at their screen saying JUMP THE FUCKING PILE OF METAL SHAPED AS A TENT?
corcor789 7 months ago 2
i facepalmed when he took out the bridge
LILMAN08280 7 months ago
he could've microwaved the rat
LILMAN08280 7 months ago
I'm almost certain he's acutally the voice of Duke Nukem.
taylorcreator01 7 months ago
* facepalm toby *
minussthes 7 months ago
does any one else see the the "tobuscus ate my panini' add?
kitkatkid09 7 months ago
Duke Nukem is the THIRD X-man.
AlexanderH117 7 months ago
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AlexanderH117 7 months ago
WHAT THE BALLS TOBY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU took so long
Mikeyvesagas 7 months ago
i literally fell asleep watching this vid. toby stop being bad at games. just suck at them xD
Mikeyvesagas 7 months ago
1:23 werent u JUST ON that bridge?
goddamnshawtsnapin3 7 months ago
6:30 finnaly xD
Perse32 7 months ago
"MUUUAHAHAH...HAHHAHAHAH OWWW!"
OwnageGaming1337 7 months ago
LOVED THE LONG WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO LMAO
TheHoopster13 7 months ago
The moment where Toby looked to the indestructable tent and something in his head clicked.
Duke Nukem is an Xman
Guistar1 7 months ago
I want a full multi-platform game with Toby's voice as the lead character, when you die "GODDD DANGIT!", when you see a boss " OHHHH NOODLE ", finding an RPG " Yes! A role playing gun! lets go on a quest gun!" and finally when you destroy something " Get out of my life "
braedon96 7 months ago
The moment where Toby looked to the indestructable tent and something in his head clicked
Guistar1 7 months ago
i love youre pig squel voice :p
InT3rCz 7 months ago
At the back of the truck stands: Hail to the king baby
JackSparrow12234 7 months ago
There is no sound sweeter than Tobys evil maniac laughter....
InnocentCivilian12 7 months ago
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juicybeast117 7 months ago
Jump the tp
ripo789 7 months ago
If you fire Steven can I work in his place? I need a job. And this would be an awesome job.
DartUchiha 7 months ago
lol al of the names of places in this game are perverted. first fellatio now morning wood XD i love this game... and ima girl!
dragonprincessmahi 7 months ago
Hey you wanna join the party?*kills him* ah too late :D
emrocks210 7 months ago
morning wood!! gah..gah.. thats inappropriate
emrocks210 7 months ago
audience?!?! what are you doing in an immortal tepee!!
emrocks210 7 months ago
yeah... the moment i saw that "tent" building.. i was like.. use it to jump that wall next to you... wait.. toby where are you going? no the wall.. that ramp.. why are you? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. NUGGETS!!!
Tsunne 7 months ago
I would be scared to be in a Monster Truck with Toby. It always sounds like somethings wrong... "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
TheOnlyManForIt 7 months ago
FINALLY PN THE RAMP OMG UUHHHHH TOKK FOR EVRR
MegaNedward 7 months ago
Get up the ramp
MegaNedward 7 months ago
Hit the house that looks like a tee pee plz Toby it helps u
MegaNedward 7 months ago
I SNEEZED FINALLY!!!
wasted320talent 7 months ago
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAHEE OH NO SHIT!!!
jellybean3264 7 months ago
The reason it is invincible is because you are supposed to USE IT AS A RAMP!
LivingintheShire 7 months ago
@LivingintheShire Hooray! He figured it out after I wrote my comment :)
LivingintheShire 7 months ago
@LivingintheShire after ALL our comments...
briggie35 6 months ago
@briggie35 Yeah, what I meant was I had only watched a few minutes and posted a comment instead of waiting for the video to be over. If I had waited, I wouldn't have had to say anything because he did figure it out in the same video.
LivingintheShire 6 months ago
the tent toby the tent!!!
boredswords 7 months ago
i hate the sound he makes when he uses a boost!
Vincentdrummer16 7 months ago
steven! D:
AnimeLuver2597 7 months ago
who else figured out that he should use the invincible launch tent in the last video?
SnizzyLuke 7 months ago 292
@SnizzyLuke i face palmed though the whole vid
kitkatkid09 7 months ago
@SnizzyLuke me lol
jason1mil 6 months ago
@SnizzyLuke
i did
Gabmom97 5 months ago
facepalmed like 10 times in the first half of the ep
uberian22 7 months ago 91
My nose itched right when toby's nose itched.... WEIRD!
xXxkrug22xXx 7 months ago
use the teepee
campy1996 7 months ago
17 people disliked this for Toby firing Steven.
ARichHobo1000 7 months ago
first i thought: "wtf is morning wood?" then i looked in the dictionary: "lol". xD
proscribere 7 months ago
Morning wood....... oh noooo!!!!
lo0py589 7 months ago
Insanity is doing the same thing in the same way & expecting a different outcome.
Hybridial84 7 months ago
The seventeen people that dislike this are all crazy, with no sense of humor.
gobales84 7 months ago
@gobales84 OR they r pissed off at toby for firing steven!
marveldcuniverse101 7 months ago
@marveldcuniverse101 sure....
gobales84 7 months ago
ooooooo roll playing gun
Hashwhites 7 months ago
I can't believe how long it takes you to figure things out...
BenjaminWinchester 7 months ago
MUST Toby run around without reloading his gun for the WHOLE VIDEO!!! MY OCD TOBY!!!! MY FREAKEN OCD AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Drunkenprophet23 7 months ago
lol role playing gun
kc1597 7 months ago
MURDANITOR LMFAO..... almost as good as MANWAGON LOL
Nevanix 7 months ago
morning wood XD
wolfy640 7 months ago
Toby! I want to play beer pong with you!! Such an honor it would be sir!
robertmatthews42 7 months ago
cue evil laughter.....u faaaaailed with ur evil laugh!lol
83ninjawarrior 7 months ago
is it just me, at 9:00 toby got the enforcer and walked out of the building that it just felt like that movie cowboy's vs. aliens. lol
XXxdjangox 7 months ago
God dangit! I never thought he would figure it out xD though it's quite amusing xD
MissSevenpointsix 7 months ago
Fable had that joke done for like ever. Except it's called mourning wood so it's a bit more classy.
copiagueeagle 7 months ago
@copiagueeagle being classy pisses me off!
grimwolf100 7 months ago
we need a vomit montage!
GoodMilks1 7 months ago
LMAO i love your Duke voice
MellxDragonPrincess 7 months ago
Shield Dude... NO! I say SHIELD!
TheWilsonChannel 7 months ago
When i saw him heading the same cliff for the third time i was saying: NONONONONO!
Then toby said he was joking...
helioNz4R 7 months ago
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This game sucks
calisto789 7 months ago
where is la noire?
thejamanations 7 months ago
Do you think you could play SPORE?
shikagrey 7 months ago 2
WELCOME TO MORNING WOOD :D
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude2 7 months ago
Where's L.A Noire??
LachClark 7 months ago
PLEASE PLAY BORDERLANDS! :D
jman66671 7 months ago
that's a fail, that's a toby not finding a ramp while it was way too obvious. ROLL THE FINAL CLIP STEVEN. ow wait, you're fired!
quickaswink 7 months ago
best bit-8:53 mwehehehehehe hehehehehe owhohoho owww!!
sesel91 7 months ago
I should probably leave this up
*destroys the whole thing*
3141Sal 7 months ago