Kung Pao Chicken - My Way

[MrGGAaron]

GUNS N ROSES!!

You are my fucking FRIEND if you like it or not.

Move to Australia and hang out with me 24-7

[hpd77]

u shoulda takin ur cig into the food store.... ahhahahahahaa F them all.

[papercuts777]

@hpd77 That place is a block from where I lived. If I was booted from that store it would be a 3 mile run to the next place but ya, I hear ya...fk em! hah I should have!

Peace, bro!!

[danieljh]

Ching chong ching chong KUNG POW!!! Anytime I ordered this shit I always thought of bruce lee Mutha F.....!!! Good Shit!

[oiyabastard]

CYRUS TPB FUK AFF I GOT WORK TO DO!

[papercuts777]

@oiyabastard hahaha That dude is the badest MF in the park...not. haha "...now fuk off, I got work to do" - Red vette screeches tires. Or how about, "...kiss my hand. Now say you're sorry" hahaha

Peace!!

[willyham72]

iv got a question lol .... is that a cast iron fryin pan your cooking tht in

[papercuts777]

@willyham72 It;s cast aluminum or aluminium, depending where your from. haha

Farberware Milllenium

[willyham72]

@papercuts777  ok cheers happy new year by the way

[mlee2001]

So the sauce has oyster sauce,cornstarch,seasame AND soy? I missed the soy part being added but it looks bomb!

[papercuts777]

@mlee2001 Yes, soy twice! Once in the main dish and then in the 'thickener' with cornstarch ans seame oil.

It tastes as good as any resaurant. 1st dish I ever learned.

Happy 2012

[mlee2001]

@papercuts777 Yea Happy 2012 to you to bro! Ur my cooking guru! You got mad skills in the kitchen and thanks for sharing! U gotta do more walk about videos, the hospital cafteria had me rolling and I appreciate your honesty and openess about yourself..that takes alot of guts...keep living the dream!

[mlee2001]

@papercuts777 I know, I know, "Pay the fuck attention!" lol

[shakarak2008]

@papercuts777 do you have a facebook! ur facking aWsome!

[papercuts777]

@shakarak2008 No facebook for me. When I feel like being 'profiled', I'll join. hah

Someone had a few vids up but I don't go on that site.

Cheers!!

[mlee2001]

Wtf did that fine, blond, say at 0:40?? Kick in da bood? wtf!?

[papercuts777]

@mlee2001 With an English accent she said "Peter knows...", to her male 'friend'. haha

[chronomax1]

Are the cig ashes optional

[papercuts777]

@chronomax1 Manditory! I usually edit them out.

[chronomax1]

@papercuts777 Thats what I thought..Im a smoker.. so no problem..I hear the ashes also work as nice thinkining agent...let alone flavor inhancer..lol;)

[wankonbones]

Right? I haven't even seen the vid yet. But for some strange reason, I trust your fucked up judgement. BYW I made the hummus. It think you have patience that i dont... I made it with the canned garbanzo beans. fuckit. super delicious !! i'll hit you back about this king pao. keep cooking!

[papercuts777]

@wankonbones hahaha

Let us know.

Cheers!

[NWBE4ST]

CHICKEN FUCKING KUNG PAO!

[PepperGnome12]

at about 7 mins in, hes bill murray from caddy shack

[darrylhaynes]

lets smoke some fuckin kush.....and drink some fuckin jack daniels..what the fuck do you say to that.??????

[papercuts777]

@darrylhaynes I'm down!!

Peace, man!

[scrubandtan]

@papercuts777 Im Buying you a frigging ashtray for your Birthday haha

[papercuts777]

@scrubandtan I quit, since. Thanks!

[0badboy0]

lovin the show, you got a job?

[papercuts777]

@0badboy0 No job. Gotta have talent for that. I just drink and follow the beer's rules. haha

Cheers!!

[0badboy0]

@papercuts777 BEST WAY TO BE.

[NautilusDubstep]

now i can make some fuckin' chicken fuckin' kung pao, make alot of it dont be cheap with the chicken dont be a bum!

[papercuts777]

@NautilusDubstep Ya, this stuff is good.

haha Word!

[ehabtouch]

your funny!

[papercuts777]

@ehabtouch I try.

Gotta keep it entertaining. Thanks!

[SuperSayjinElite]

you are a 10 on the fucking awesome scale, you crazy fucking hockey playing, beer swilling fucking Canadian!

[papercuts777]

@SuperSayjinElite Damn. That's gotta be good.

Nice assembly of wordage! haha

Peace, man!

[Cyrix166]

I've seen a couple videos where they use ketchup in the sauce. I thought that was fucking bizarre. Have you ever tried it?

[papercuts777]

@Cyrix166 Not yet but the 1st sweetn sour sauce was taught to me by a Chinaman who used ketchup.

Have a good weekend

[blinkTWICE1000]

"heat up in the fu**n pissi"... lmao

[papercuts777]

@blinkTWICE1000 Yup, that's the frypan up in the hizzie. haha

[kashvenali]

This is why there is a chinese restaurant on every corner. 2 F*ckin' words for you pal: ORDER TAKEOUT

[papercuts777]

@kashvenali And I have three for you...Eat a Dick!

[blinkTWICE1000]

@papercuts777

HAHA kashvenali is a fu**n bum.

[papercuts777]

@blinkTWICE1000 They never come back for a second and 3rd slap. Maybe twice, in 3 years. haha

[illwillcruz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!

[GHarrisonNunes]

What did you say at 9:44 where you edited out the "you do that for a lady..." bit?

[papercuts777]

@GHarrisonNunes ...and she gonna put out! haha

Good to see ya man

[melkyloco]

that's what's up! im about to make that shit right now... thanks dude.

[papercuts777]

@melkyloco Ya, man. Cheers

[faunflynn]

This is the best cookery program/ channel/ whatever ya call it I have ever seen.

Cool shit. KUDOS !

[papercuts777]

@faunflynn Tell ur buddies!

Cheers!

[Aimanrulez]

FUCKING AWESOME

[papercuts777]

@Aimanrulez Cheers!

[d0sam1]

Kung FUCKEN Pow! hahaha <3

[papercuts777]

@d0sam1 hahaha

[rowelle]

Wow, that looks freakin delicious! Thanks for the video. I laughed out loud several times :)

[papercuts777]

@rowelle This is not a serious, starchy cooking channel. Wide open! Peter Chow is still wilder than me, though.

Cheers

[jfizzlekrizzle]

Guess who just got a new subscriber? =] You, sir.

[papercuts777]

@jfizzlekrizzle Hey, thanks! I hope there's few disapointments.

[Unrated48]

@papercuts777

haha what?

[tommykaplan]

@papercuts777

It is genius :D!!

[papercuts777]

@tommykaplan Cheers!

[tommykaplan]

Don't be fucking shy

Don't be fucking cheap

Don't be a fucking bum!

[papercuts777]

@tommykaplan That almost somes up my personality.

hah

[danhumphrey1]

Cuts, it happened again. I searched "Kung Pao Chicken" to see how other people make their shit, and this popped up #7! Why did I even THINK of looking elsewhere for ideas?! Well, better go make my sauce and crack another brewski!

[papercuts777]

@danhumphrey1 I had to pay big cash to get that vid in 7th place. hahaha J/K

Yes, brewskis for the win!

[sslee153]

papercuts777 - foulmouithed, no skill. Pleasse do not disgrace yourself by putting such trash for people to see. You are an utter disgrace to your family.

[papercuts777]

@sslee153 It's only one channel. Move on if ur offended.

[stormonerain]

@sslee153 remember when you looked at his videos. if you dont like it. dont watch it. enless you want a round house canadian kick to the fucking jaw. back the fuck up.

[papercuts777]

@stormonerain Word! She don't like it she can get the fuk up outta here!

haha

[martinfan30]

@sslee153

You dumb slope. Fuck off and take another load on your chin.

[verrrr1]

shut up whitey

[amannamebeef]

cantanese style! ha! where's your wok brother! i'm already drunk and tryin to take lessons and its fuckin tight! now i need to piss and make some fuckin chicken kung pow! waka waka!

[papercuts777]

@amannamebeef Hope ur heads not too sore today. If so, pound a few more and delay the inevitable hangover.

Peace, buddy!

[Gritz101]

I've lovin' these videos.

You left out the baby corns!!!

[papercuts777]

@Gritz101 I did but u can add or omit what u want.

Cheers!

[lithium803]

This are the smallest shopping carts I have ever seen.

[papercuts777]

@lithium803 Canada is only a small town. haha

[rockjeremy]

PAPRCUTS DESERVES HIS OWN SHOW ON NATIONAL TELVISION NO FUCKIN DOUBT FUCK ALL THOSE PANTY WAIST CHEFS !

[papercuts777]

@rockjeremy Right on, buddy! Now, what do I owe u for all the advertising? hahaha

Cheers!

[rockjeremy]

FUCKIN PROP'S AYE IF I MAKE IT DOWN TO CANADA I WANT A KEG OF THAT STEAM WHISTLE GET WASTED AND SMOKE A FAT JOINT TAKE SOME FUCKIN COOKING CLASSES FROM PAPERCUTS777 !!!!

[papercuts777]

@MrBillver I've sent 4 of them 'packing' in the last 3 years!

Maybe a two house away neighbor. haha

[SoDesilicious]

HAHA I like how it says NO SMOKING and you were smoking the whole time. lol

[papercuts777]

@SoDesilicious The sign applies to crack only. haha

[SoDesilicious]

This is the real Hell's Kitchen. lol

[papercuts777]

@SoDesilicious hahaha

[MARISELAAVINA1]

like ur frontness

[papercuts777]

@MARISELAAVINA1 The acting or just being bold and up front?

Cheers!

[MARISELAAVINA1]

@papercuts777

both lol

[rlt34]

i feel so trash

[papercuts777]

@rlt34 Quit starring at the mirror!

[rlt34]

@papercuts777 hahaha

[papercuts777]

@rlt34 =)

[OneUnorthodox]

Dookie Mouth great TV show LOL

[papercuts777]

@OneUnorthodox hahaha

[tranquilfuryalbum]

fuckit the best fucking cooking show i;ve ever fucking seen...... fuckit

[papercuts777]

@tranquilfuryalbum This sht is fun. Always having a blast doing this stuff.

Cheers!

[HendrixnTonic]

@sofarsogood9 what is your point? This isn't YouTube Chinese version.. he is cooking a dish his way, it's in the fucking title. If you want to be authentic Chinese stay in China and continue eating rice every dish and squat to shit in a dirty outhouse so that you don't become Westernized.

[papercuts777]

@HendrixnTonic HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cheers

[papercuts777]

And finally, my Chinese bitch, how the fuck can u block me from my channel???????????

I use the word nigger to denote your stupidity and lack of intelligence, not to dis on anyone else but ur Asian ass.

Now, we'll see who gets blocked, sucker!

[sofarsogood9]

when you make oriental foods and think Gong Fu is spelled like *Kung Foo*, you don't deserve a *My way*.

[papercuts777]

@sofarsogood9 U stupid f*k! Pull ur head out of my arse! This is Kung Pao NOT the Gong Show, or Gong Glu, or Gong Fu, now go suck a dick!

Oh, and this dish IS a patented My Way dish so go suck some more dick!

[sofarsogood9]

@papercuts777 Also I'm a genuine chinese person telling you something you don't know about...but then I guess you're gonna be go stupid fucktard over me and call me a chink, forcing me over the internet to suck more dick.

[papercuts777]

@sofarsogood9 STFU, nigga. Bruce lee wasn't a Gung Fu artist is was KUNG FU, idiot! To be more precise, he was the king of Jeet Kune Do.

Again, go suk a dik!

[sofarsogood9]

@papercuts777 what part of im a fucking chink do you not understand? and it is gong fu, go learn chinese you dolt.

[papercuts777]

@sofarsogood9 Shut ur cocksucker. Be it a westernized version or way of saying it, it ain't gung fu, ya fool! Go fuk urself for trying to be such an individual, the only cunt that says it like that in Canada. By the way, u should type Chinese with a capitol C, since ur an authentic.

Ur such a master of goo and foo. Again, get fuked!

[LN30954]

finished product looks yummy! great flippin' of the pan there. takes great skills.. ha! ha!

.. but where i come from.. every drop of water is precious.. hurting to see running water from your tap when your forgot to close it :-( .. will never appreciate it till the well runs dry..

thanks for sharing your way of cooking. :-)

[papercuts777]

@LN30954 I always forget to shut the water. Oh well.

Cheers

[pillpusher2007]

well that sucks the big one now don't it??? Is there any way we could correspond without advertising email addys...????

[papercuts777]

@pillpusher2007 I'll give my email in a message. Ya?

[pillpusher2007]

Get out...for real?.....BC??

[papercuts777]

@pillpusher2007 No, I'm in Ottawa. 

[pillpusher2007]

Where ya livin doll?....seriously!!:) fellow canuck!!

[papercuts777]

@pillpusher2007 Same place. Just can't cook here for ?

Cheers

[adimas666]

hahaha! Your liver is Evil, IT must b Punish! i like that! 

[papercuts777]

@adimas666 hahaha

[PhatPhunk]

Super nice dish! I'm chinese and this really looks legit!!! I wanna taste it..... :D~

[papercuts777]

@PhatPhunk Well, 'nuff said. haha

Thanks

[dojOdRiFTeR]

u shud get a food network special or tv show cooking on an entire new fucking level shud be the slogan

[papercuts777]

@dojOdRiFTeR I guess they don't see things the same way. haha

Cheers

[Archangelshithead2]

dude you have to have high blood pressure lol!^

[papercuts777]

@Archangelshithead2 No meds to indicate such. I always eat when I drink. Most people I know say it wrecks their 'jag' or buzz but i just nibble on food, always!

[indajust]

pizzi

[Thill029]

I laughed out loud when you used your finger to check if the oil was hot.

good stuff.

[papercuts777]

@Thill029 hahaha Beer induced behaviour.

Cheers!

[2823248]

fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

@2823248 Cheers!

[mrhiide]

wall paper paste lol yeah ive had that many times before :D

[papercuts777]

@mrhiide I like it for the protein and flavour and there's lots.

[MyButtercream]

hahahahha ur fuckin cool man!!!!

[papercuts777]

@MyButtercream It's just the beer and the fact that I'm an angry at everything in life. hahaha

Cheers!

[marcelthemaoist]

@papercuts777 You rock!

[SeagullTunes]

Love your Videos. Keep them COMING!

I made a bunch of your recipes, all turned out MINT! Your Beef Broccoli is the best I ever had!

Any chance you might give Szechwan Shrimp a go??

[papercuts777]

@SeagullTunes Ya, I'll have a go at the shrimp. Can't be too difficult. hah

Cheers!

[Mosfet510]

Any hot ass peppers and oil frying, I usually choke like hell, that and or go blind, but I find it really brings out the flavour, wakes 'em up. Tasty looking dish, have to give this one a try.

[papercuts777]

@Mosfet510 Gotta wear a gas mask sometimes.

[nev898]

i told you i cant spell didnt i hahahahah guiness ffs ive been drinking it for 23 year youd think id be able to spell it.....GUINNESS......there ya gan....i just had to look at the feking can man jesus.....shine on

.....god bless

[papercuts777]

@nev898 hahahaha Yes, shine on we must!

[nev898]

alreet my old pal.....my livers screaming for mercy.....just made chowmein my feking way .....outstanding im telling ya ....shine on ...keep em coming......gotta go ...arthur guines is calling me

[papercuts777]

hahahah

When Guinness calls, one must answer, promptly.

[nev898]

fuking great man ......over here they call me floyd cause im always cooking pist man .....shine on pal .....keep making these shows ...i say shows cause i couldnt spell fuking filmns .......shabba

l

[papercuts777]

hahahah Floyd on Paris. All hammered.

[TheChipendale]

fucking penes

9:30?????????????????????????

[papercuts777]

@TheChipendale Peanuts!

[TheChipendale]

jejejjejejejej im just kidin

[TheChipendale]

thats is really cooooollllllllllllllllll

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkk yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dlmsuperdave]

I guess the negative fuckwads would rather bitch and moan than move the mouse and click. Like the man said " relax or change the fucking channel". It's pretty simple ya whiney bitches!

[laughingjames17]

im thinking your mom didnt love you so your dumbass gets on here and makes dumbass videos and tries to act like he is 16 again. did you get picked on or have a bad child hood sir? its ok if you did they have people you can talk too

fukn idiot

[papercuts777]

OK. Let's see if I can find the source of your anger. Did your boyfriend fuck you with sandy Vaseline? Mon kicked you out because you got cot fucking a blow up dude?

U seem to be alone with your opinion of me. Why don't you fuking relax or change the channel.

[laughingjames17]

yea your a douche

[papercuts777]

Did u get kicked out of the soup line?

Angry because ur stomach has only some Cheerios and no milk in it?

Fukn bum!

[blackholesun2001]

hey mutherfucker cocksucker pussy dickhead

you are fucking hillrious

i think you're a fucking alcoholic douchebag cunt

but do me a favor and watching your cocksucking dickhead fucker mother leanguage you fucking douche bag dickhead

[papercuts777]

Ya, I'm on it.

[Brian626]

i see you edited a part out

so what were you gonna say then?

the part about making kung pao chicken for the ladies

[papercuts777]

I don't know what part. It's 11:00 mins long!

Something sexual, no doubt. haha

[chefjhae]

what the fuck are you doing fuckin dude jerk fuckin you fucking mouth

[papercuts777]

It's adult entertainment, chefgae. U know no?

[inhalefarts]

PROTIP: stop drinking, have less stokes

[papercuts777]

PROTIP UPDATE: DRINK HARD!

[inhalefarts]

lol agreed, and great cookin' old man! i'm givin you a hard time but i hope you know im kiddin, and i know you know you can cook like a badass! god bless

[papercuts777]

hahaha

Cheers!

[iamchas]

Are those peanuts roasted? Salted? Raw?

[papercuts777]

Roasted without salt or oil.

[Heathen31]

Don't really care for your choice of veggies that you put in it or the oaster sauce, but video was Fucking Awsome!!! I love vulgar language and cigarette in the mouth with the shot of the "No Smoking "sigh in the back ground. But I bet it doesn't matter how good this dish is, I'm sure you still don't get laid, lol.

[papercuts777]

Don't get laid? HAHAHAHAHAHAH Dude, what woman do u know that likes to cook? NONE! I know YOU get laid because u fuk ur fist every night and ur probably an ugly cocksucker to boot!!!

I have at least 3 calls a week from girls in the 'states' that want to 'visit'.

Quit trying to be a e voyeur, You no blowjob gettin, never been fuked, (cept maybe family) piece of shit.

Go lay the fuk down!

[OiRaineyCore]

Motherfucker those veggies are goddamn how you make kung pao. stop being a douchebag and start drinking, it's fucking 2pm.

[wildman3dz]

dude u fuking rage in the kitchen.u need to start ur own cooking show and call it ,"the fuking chef."

[papercuts777]

hahahaha

Thnaks, buddy!

[NBMonkey]

I gotta make that! Fckn exellent!

[papercuts777]

Thnaks!

[you2306]

never use oyster sauce in kungpao.

[papercuts777]

Blow me! I call the shots over here!

[you2306]

a very smart response