NooBTooB Ep 169 - God of War 3, Gyromancer, Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes, Saboteur

[TehFlann]

TehFlan here, and that's TehFlan with a T-F.

47:00 Speaking of things getting better with age, I'm going through the entire noobtoob archives for the 3rd time. I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I'm almost done.

YOW! 

[KalinhoPL]

yuzo man, u sold yourself for a ds? what a whore :)

[MrL3Et]

can we expect another might and magic review when it hits psn and xbla????

[Curseco]

6:05 - 06:44 Shows that God of War is a fun game. :DD

[nightsvipe2]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[TheDarkkeychain]

This IS the most hilarious ending ever, till now!!!

[CupboardNinja]

Just watched Pleasantville because of you guys.

[EminemTheKing007]

hahaha omg i laughed so hard when u guys commented on god of war 3 demo :D:D unhappy buttface :D haha rofl

[LaMOi1]

Sabotuer offered you complete freedom to tackle missions how you wanted.

There was one mission which is effectively set on a moving train.. You have to shoot your way to the front and take out somone. Now if you jump off the train, most games would be like 'Mission Failed!'.. Not so with this game. I jumped off, got in a car, raced infront of the train and waited on a bridge for the train to pass underneath, and then jumped onto the Engine.. True indianna Jones style moment!

[digitaljackass]

i bought the saboteur this week.... im liking it but i got it for 18.83 at walmart new lol would not be happy to pay 60 for it but at this price it is a good filler

[imisspokemon]

My biggest complaints about the Might and Magic DS game was the lack of online support and the overpowered nature units. Those unicorns screw just about every other race over.

[XxXdragster]

HAHAHAHA " Kratos is going to ride pregnant women to town whiping her and slaping retarded kids" totally epic dude

[ImperviousMason]

@XxXdragster Kratos is kind of a dick...

[EmanL6]

DAMN SUCH A Good Episode! i Dnt Know What u Guys Did, iT Was Good.

Gunna Get MaM - CoH Right Now

[1NiCePaNtS]

Clash of Heroes is sooooo fun. I really want to play against someone who is good in the game. ahmmm PAX?

[benirall1246]

near 11:05 i saw the camera move a tiny bit.

[brscic]

@GOW3 there are golden flakes that show you secrets,.. so you dont need rumble if you got the old ps3,..

[hkpdman]

it was actually Ubisoft who came out with the awesome might and magic title

[TheMrTehawesome]

I think the Saboteur would have been better all black and white.

[nissanious]

thank you guys for recomending might and magic it is an awesome game and im gonna play it on my trip to montreal from ny thanks

[hkpdman]

thank you for the "the more you know!" reference... it was f'ing amazing!!! yow!

[ScotSNP]

Geeks!

[IMDBmoderator]

@ScotSNP Whos a geek?

[MrRhysReviews]

Are you guys awair if ya buy a NEW PS3 now you get a Dualshock 3

[MrRhysReviews]

@MrRhysReviews And have ya checked out 360 Games on Demand, you can fully download GTA 4, Fable 2, Burnout Paradise and Revenge and many more.

[mario54671]

This episode got featured. :P Funny since the last part is one part about you guys "teaching little kids bad stuff" is probably something you don't want to get featured on YouTube. :D Oh well.

[Dreamgod2012]

This is why the ds is the king of the hand held systems

[ipwnyouu]

dsamn you guys are funny, i lmfao when u guys talked about helios head xD

[ZoMgVelocity]

I LOVE YOU GUYS. jUST SAYIN

[add1ctedg33k]

i missed this episode, and the line of this ep. was "FF13 better not suck or I will punch a bitch" lmfaoooo :X

[tobin00]

Episode 170 is live, everyone! Enjoy!

[ChubberLang]

When will it be up? Well whenever it is, I shall be looking forward to it here in sunshiny England. Great stuff!!!

[tobin00]

It's up!

[Penri02]

Jesus people... Tobin and Yuzo do this podcast 'cos they want to, not for money. They don't owe you anything. If the video is up on Wednesday, it's up on Wednesday. They have lives and jobs and wives... you should be fucking thankful they even upload it and such a late out so we can get it so early, you should be thankful they do this. Get over yourself. You can wait one more day.

[tobin00]

The new episode is 70% uploaded, folks. Just a little while longer :)

[CochiseCastle]

i got a bottle of modestly prised bubbly been shipped all the way in from my local shop.The shop is atleast a 5 minute walk so it should be here any day now and im gonna blow its load to the intro of your awesome show!Happy peacemas!

[stephenrodgers1000]

the anticipation is killing me

[hibbydude23]

thats exactly waht i came here 2 kno

dying to know ur guys picks

[ZombieHipHop2345]

W00t! Need my NooB TooB fix every monday

[graystig]

lol @ all the people complaining about a free web podcast.

[DanyoWallem]

Wow how can you guys be complaining? They have day jobs and they do this show for free. Calm down people it will be up tomorrow.

[kingkarl12341]

what the deal yo where be noobtoob 170 tobin maybe u should let yuzo handle the technical stuff hes asian there good at that

[pinky315]

yep and i bet he can speak english in a asian accent and work in a china king buffet

[CochiseCastle]

Pinky315 Crawl back into your mothers basement and dwell there for all fucking time you souless racist piece of elephant shit!

[pinky315]

making fun of other guy not realy racist or meant anything calm down man i love noobtoob too

[CochiseCastle]

@pinky315 i get you now, sorry man.Peace

[graystig]

So I'm guessing you were dropped?

[CochiseCastle]

you guys should be the first two gamers in space!GOD OF WAR 3 ON THE MOON!!!

[Erikloveyoukreepstal]

Merry Christmas to all NooBTooB

[Jaycalabria]

u guys could have done a review on silent hill for wii>?

[Mangawannbe]

The Big Ass sword is a Spear

[Prenihility]

Are you guys going to review Torchlight by any chance? ...Looks like an interesting little game old school dungeon crawler-type game.

[tobin00]

Check out episode 165 :)

[Xboxgamexpert]

@tobin00

IS the new episode being uploaded or are you going to keep me waiting til later today :S?

[tobin00]

Sadly, it's not gonna be up till tomorrow, it's still rendering on my machine, and I've gotta go to bed soon. :(

[Orgyfan6]

@tobin00 fuck you tobin how about that. you lat us down man.

[popcan23]

god it's just an episode, stop over reacting

[victomba]

@popcan23 how dare you its not just an episode its NooBTooB!

[AbtinX]

Your show keeps getting better, I've even backtracked and seen all the old episodes. GG!

[SeraphimKnight]

(part 2, haha)

Otherwise, I've been watching your podcasts for over a year now and I've even joined the forums, but I haven't commented on any videos or been very much on the forums at all yet... <.<

Otherwise about Dead Space 2, I'm hoping it'll grab NooBTooB's GotY for '10 like the first one did with '08. If you haven't checked it out yet, you should really go and check up on the interviews and articles they've got going on about it on gameinsider's website; there's some cool shit on there.

[SeraphimKnight]

Why didn't I just reply to my first comment for this? *dumb moment*

[SeraphimKnight]

I was actually sincerely thinking about sending my unused NDS lite to Yuzo and was about to comment on that when sssportslink's message came on... I guess Yuzo lost his dignity for nothing haha, I laughed pretty hard at the irony.

[fragpersec]

LMAO at Yuzo , he wants that DS lite so badly :P

[King191912]

someone ended up sending him a DSi, so he did that for nothing.

[fragpersec]

Really?!? haha

[rhyno20008]

at HoRsECaRtEr - thats true but in that case xbox only has halo and gears...is that what your saying couse infamous,killzone 2,demons souls,resistance,lbp,mgs are good and crackdown,fabel,mass effect are also good...right

[superbloody24]

i think that mw2 is the best but its not 1 place.well maybe because i dont know better ones lol

[greendazesrt]

Dudes, I have to go to work...... so I won't get to actually watch this til like 8pm tonight, BUT I wanted to say GOOD LUCK on getting 20,000 subscribers by christmas (or at least by new years).

You guys are awesome & are the only source of gaming news that I count on.

Gotta go to work now :-( Peace!

[yuzow]

Thanks man!

[ynaxy]

I played through Silent Hill: Shattered Memories finally. Er, twice, actually. I definitely understand why it got such mixed reviews. The gameplay kind of sucks? No puzzles except maybe one thing that can count as puzzle, there's no real skill to the nightmare segments...

But the story, oh man, the story. Passably immersive, but the story it tells is fantastic; on level with silent hill 2, with a plot twist just as good.

[ynaxy]

First, things in the game change based on how you answer the therapist, which is awesome. Two different people will have two different experiences.

When playing through the game you kinda think "This is okay, but is it really going anywhere?" It definitely is. When you beat the game, your 6-ish hours of effort (yes, that short) is rewarded. The game rewards analysis: Enough is explained so that the story makes sense, but YOU have to put 2 and 2 together to make the story something special.

[yuzow]

Hmmm, you're definitely making it sound pretty interesting, I'll check to see if it's for rent. With the lack of games last two weeks of Dec it's gonna be all Wii (Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles and maybe Silent Hill)

[retzee23]

r u going to give your thoughts on Pixel Junk Shooter?

[tobin00]

Yep, this week's new episode has Shooter!

[mario54671]

LOL you guys are so bad as far as teaching kids certain things, but oh well, it's hilarious. I taught all my friends what "gunt" is and they use it normally now. Difference is, they're all about 15-16 years old, and "gunt" isn't really THAT bad. That guy in the voicemail's sister was about 10 years younger than us! :P

[tobin00]

Noobtoob: Not role models.  :)

[Winspur1982]

49:30 The 17th president, Andrew Johnson, was in fact more or less a national bukkake--sleazy and short-lived.

[ald0sco]

AHHAHAA riding pregnant women to battle and slapping retarded kids!!! 5* just for that

[VideosForWombat]

Play Cave Story!!

[kzundiverus]

It's ironic that Tobin appreciates japanese games, and Yuzo doesnt.

[gonzalez9910]

i have a question would you still do this when your 60 years old

[carloshff]

I really liked Pixeljunk Shooter! Strong contender for Downloadable Game of the Year... along with Nyx Quest

[carloshff]

and Shadow Complex.... and Plants vs Zombies O.o ... wow good year

[tobin00]

Yeah, I loved Pixeljunk too. I think NyxQuest was better, but Pixeljunk was sweet.

[King191912]

would you be offended if I called you a NyxQuest whore?lol

[Treblaine]

"I said 18! Everyone heard me say 18, right?!"

LOL

[blackrudnot]

49 minutes, ahaha. Awesome as usual.

[scottg777]

46:25 Portal!!!

[LfunkeyA]

i agree, kratos is an asshole, never liked the dude

[tobin00]

Don't forget Ratchet!

[thecorkmaster]

"Eat lead is the shit!"

[tobin00]

Damn right!

[G1ADlATOR]

i just give suggestions about good games to review and i enjoyed

[G1ADlATOR]

why deleting my comment in channel??

[Nightbreed121]

OH NO! What's happened to Noobtoob? The sites been down for two days now.

[tobin00]

Whatchoo talking about? Noobtoob is up.

[Nightbreed121]

I kept getting an error page or just wouldn't load. I can get in fine today though, not sure what was going on. Probably my end.

Good show BTW.

[yuzow]

We've been getting hack attempts past few days, need to try and lock down stuff this weekend to keep it from affecting the site

[BlinginTom]

lier

[BlinginTom]

wait r u the real yuzo?

[Nightbreed121]

Really!? Can't have anything without someone trying to screw with it.

Good luck, and kick but!

[kzundiverus]

Yakuza 3 is not a weeaboo game. Final fantasy 13 is.

[Majima87]

I hop everyone understands what you just said!!!

[Sassuke210]

Oi u tobin and uzo go watch dante's inferno game play theirs like 30 mins of it :O This could be better then god of war 3 :))

[edudej]

you guys should definitely check out the Dante's inferno demo, it feels like a janky version of god of war, I would have preferred they stick to the book and try to make an adventure title instead of copying gow and the dark tone of next gen games. i realy would like to see what you guys think. also did you review Muramasa, or did I just miss it?

[tobin00]

Well, the book was pretty dark, but there wasn't really any adventure, it was more like a guided tour of hell. Not much to do for a game. :) I thought the demo was pretty sweet!

[edudej]

oh snap powned in the face by Tobin's knowledge, yeah your totally right. Oh and Ratchet and Clank game of the muthafrukin year!!!!!!!!! Now I have to go wash knowledge out of my eye............

[Banananner]

hey they could've made it game-ish, I mean they made that Wii Storytime game or whatever it was called, they could do the same for ol' Dante

[scottg777]

You guys should do a review of the Dante's Inferno Demo on the PSN. I thought it was awesome!!

[davosenen7]

Hey tobin and Yuzo, I just want to get my votes in the poll if i can :)

Xbox 360- Modern warfare 2

PS3- Uncharted 2

Wii- Dead Space extraction

Download- Banjo tooie

--Thanks guys! keep up the fantastic show, YOW!

[jewishlilboy]

love the mugs.

[brodyboy7]

Hi, im muggy from the forums and i dont usually come around their often, but game of the year for PC is def Heroes of Newerth

[trivuong76]

Hey guys. Great show! I worked on Clash of Heroes and it gave me a warm fuzzy Xmas feeling in my heart to hear you guys enjoying it so much.

[tobin00]

Awesome, thanks for making such a great game! What did you work on?

[pooaul]

Regarding your digital distribution comments, I would like to add the fact that game prices will be even lower when everyone will be doing it. At the moment there are some things that do not permit them to sell games cheaper then that because they will ruin the current market or something like that. So keep in mind, digital distribution can go even cheaper ;)

YOW

[Philovski]

Quick heads up, the Gran Turismo 5 demo is supposed to come out on the PS Store tomorrow. Might be worth a look and it's certainly a high profile title. I apolagise if you guys were already aware.

[Nipples108]

just wondering if its orth getting a 3000 series psp for christmas?

[TG7MINT]

tobin in the UK a man called peter tobin that kidnaped and killed a girl 16 years ago anb bured her in his garden

[tobin00]

Yikes.

[coughmint]

its taken me about 100 episodes...and i hate to piss on your fire,

but "YAOI" (pronounced YOW) is gay cartoon porn :L

[yuzow]

Actually isn't it pronounced Ya-oh-ee?

Not that I would know what you're talking about..

[G1ADlATOR]

please Tobin

[Machinarium] For 171

Flash game will keep you wondering

awesome

please

at least the demo

[Penri02]

Awesome episode guys. I wait till HD is up to watch, looks awesome.

Uncharted 2, game of the year by FAR!!

also, my girlfriend is now a fan of the show =) Love from Wales

YOW

[EmblemMigfu]

Best Downloadable

1. Plants vs. Zombies

2. Shadow Complex

3. Fat Princess

4. Splosion Man

[EmblemMigfu]

Best PS3, 360, PC. 1. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves 2. Modern Warfare 2 3. Demon Souls 4. Batman: Arkham Asylum 5. Borderlands Best Handheld 1. Zelda Spirit Tracks 2. Professor Layton 2 3. Mario and Luigi RPG 4. Might and Magic: Clash of heroes 5. Dragon Quest IX

[stevieb0i]

Tobin! im so suprised that you didnt mention the nudity thats involved in Saboteur!!

haha its crack up!

[tobin00]

Yeah, I guess I should have pointed out that he lives in a strip club :)

[UCanNotUseThisID]

Do you guys play online mostly on the 360 of do u play same amount on the ps3?

[owhsht310]

...

Ninsaru...

What happened??? It just doesn't feel right anymore...

[gscfan007]

Best Current Gen 1. Halo 3 ODST 2. Batman (360 or PC in Nvidia 3d Vision) 3. Killzone 2 4. COD6 MW2 (360) 5. Borderlands (360) Download 1. Shadow Complex (XBLA) 2. Tales of Monkey Island (PC) 3. Monkey Island SE (XBLA) 4. Maw (XBLA) Wii 1. House of the Dead Overkill 2. Onsaught (WiiWare)

[archwizard822]

on january 13th Serious Sam HD is coming out on XBLA. you guys should check it out when it comes out. serious sam is amazing!

[sunset261]

fuck that shit arkham asylum 2 all the way.

[Arume69]

i need some help

i am a 360 fan, and always will be

my older brother is a ps3 fan..how can i convince him to change his mind? what does 360 have other than ps3?

[tobin00]

You should both just realize that both consoles are good and have great games. You don't have to pick one!

[King191912]

Well, some people do. Some people can't afford every console.

For those people, it's simple. Go with what you know. I love Insomniac, so I bought a PS3. Yes, I enjoy 360 games when I go to my friends, but I have to pick for myself when it's my console. Same goes for everyone else.

So, if you can't get both, pick whichever will benefit you the most, just don't be a douchey fanboy about it.

[tobin00]

The point that I'm making is that if you can only afford one console, that doesn't mean that the other one sucks, or that you need to convince other people to change their mind. All the consoles have great games.

[King191912]

Oh, I know. Im just bored and decided to throw in my two cents, no matter how irrelevant it may be.

Question, have you had a chance to play the new Zelda? If so, is it worth a rental, because Im planning on running down and renting it tomorrow if it is.

[richyjjsmith]

That said tobin, for a real answer, what did you play Assassins creed 2 on?

360 or ps3 ?

[PSYCHOTlC]

THERE IS A NEW GAME BY GPOTATO CALLED ALLODS, YOU GUYS SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY, Its an MMO and so far it is Only in Open Beta, but it has gotten good Reviews i would like to see what you two think about the Game :) Thanks!

[Toppers128]

DEAD SPACE 2 BITCHES!!!!!

[tobin00]

AWW YEAH SON!

[Banananner]

AND YAKUZA 3 YA'LL!!!

...

Right?

guys..?

[tobin00]

YAKUZA 3!!!!!!!!!!!

[Banananner]

haha you did your Yakuza-spank-dance while typing that, didn't you?

[tobin00]

I will be doing that dance from now until March!

[Banananner]

I'm sure your wife will love that bahaha

[joeeffect10]

I liked Modern Warfare 2, Assassin's Creed 2, Prototype, and Borderlands.

[LookieItsEd]

nvm Bayonetta u guys mentioned it,, i didnt hear x)

[sharingansora82496]

noobtoob is 4 life i started watching it when i was 11 and now im 13 :D you guys rock. Thanks for the honest reviews

[LookieItsEd]

Hey guys, just to let you know Dante's Inferno and Bayonetta's demos just came out, you might wanna check them out if u havent :) pce

also, Uncharted 2.... GAME OF THE YEAR yay!

[progameruk1]

intro was lame

[jubaiyagyu]

I'm being a dweeb, but the circle button is accually orange

[EvilKratos89]

Already beat GoW1 & 2 and both Challenge of the Gods. I want GoW3!!

[xman342]

Batman arkam asilyam 2

[max82power]

Modern Warfare 2

[TheTrillz]

wow you guys talk about the shittest video games. You guys get a fucking hour and yet you cover 4 games, fucking pathetic.

[Valormok]

what else came out this week? Do you know if there was something they missed?

[HDmc16]

obvious troll

[knasbollicus]

GYNOROMANCER

[mario54671]

Episode 50-something? Well it says in the "Related Videos" that God of War 2 was on Episode 35. 134 episodes ago! So well over two years ago, you guys reviewed the game. That tells you how long it's taken to make the third one! :P