It was equivalent to never having your cherry popped, and you finally get it popped *pop* aan your like *smack smack smack* this is what i been waitin for all my life
I STILL ENJOY THE HELL OUTTA THIS VIDEO! Ummm idk what song that is @ 2:44-2:48 but I play it in my mind all the time I'm not paying attention to something
Ha! I literally could not stop laughing! I have been following you for the past 3 years and you have yet to fail by providing a good video. Plus, you started following me on twitter which gave me life! Keep doing your thing, Alonzo!
I don't know what it is but I loved when you were dancin to the Black Eyed Peas that shit got me goin I was like damn I would most def jump though that damn screen and ravish (I hate that word ) whatz another uh jus attack your cute ass if that was possible make more vids of you dancing plz
lol now wait theres some footage in there that i haven't seen so imma need that video uploaded!! yea the one with the X on ya chest! LOLL, Alonzo, you really shouldn't live alone...i just thought about that! LOLL, but i loves you!!
@Toby57548 In Texas that stands for hook em horns for the college football and basketball teams. But anywho, the Illuminati has been here for years and really nothing is bad about it -_-
@townview33 That wasn't directed to you but since there's nothing bad about it, and obviously all the research done to enlighten everyone hasn't enlightened you at all. Good for you..
What song was at 0:21?
DSAwesome 1 week ago
Damn he cute
ReachnOutt 1 week ago
I have that computer :) ...Im on it right now Lol
JBoogie2k10 1 month ago
Lmao @ "ohh shit...thats the illuminati!"
pearson870 1 month ago
I'm up watching your videos knowing I have work early in the morning oh well I like'em.
collinsboy21 1 month ago
hahahahahahah *phone rings* "fuck fuck fuck me in the ass.." lmaoo...i had to pause it there
Nahtalyia 1 month ago
what song is thaty @ 2:40
FlyBoyTy92 1 month ago in playlist *MY LIFE*
u gotta be the sexiest light skin dude alive yo! word! lmao
sexiidude91 1 month ago in playlist *MY LIFE*
Beyonce bra around the neck!
Amerikasnxt 2 months ago in playlist More videos from alonzolerone
omg he loks like hosea sanchez aka malik from the game
jazzymallory 2 months ago in playlist More videos from alonzolerone
Wait. Wait. Wait. WTF? Whaaaaaaaaat?
victor981006 2 months ago
It was equivalent to never having your cherry popped, and you finally get it popped *pop* aan your like *smack smack smack* this is what i been waitin for all my life
I was laughing so hard!
JJizRAWR 2 months ago 2
I seriously seen this video like a million times and I laugh so hard each time.
AbHdancer2009 2 months ago
you are soooooooo adorable!!!! i love your eyes and smile. first guy i've seen that's more adorable than Puss N Boots! {^_^}
Blatisian 2 months ago
lol im not the only person that act like this wattttt lmao. to funny.
keshia1604 3 months ago
Lmfaoo 2:42 bom bom b-bomp bom bom bom xDD
ceeceeonuser123ily 3 months ago
Lmao....Wdf!!!
ILYRoscoeDashx3 3 months ago
I want yu to do a response video to gloria estafan wepa song I.want ur opinion
duhoncorp 3 months ago
thats one lucky bottle of cologne ...thats all im saying lol
Qori27 4 months ago
I want that hat you got and that HP computer
Brandonezell22 4 months ago
I freakin love you! But i feel you have a little to much time on your hands. Haha.
sexyfine55 4 months ago
i like ur madhouse :D 1:54, i remember cracking up so hard at that part in the original video.ur 2 funny.
RoseTheOne64 4 months ago
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RoseTheOne64 4 months ago
I STILL ENJOY THE HELL OUTTA THIS VIDEO! Ummm idk what song that is @ 2:44-2:48 but I play it in my mind all the time I'm not paying attention to something
1InAMlIoN 4 months ago
LMFAOOO 0:53 I BEEN IN THIS SAME POSITION JUST WAITIN FOR JESUS!
BhaddesstBiotchh 4 months ago
"I been in this same position just waiting for Jesus!" *dead* LMBO
UCFCelebrity 5 months ago
Sexyyy
slewfootsally1 5 months ago
omggggggggggggg ur sexy
undefinedXmiaXgirl 5 months ago
i want his hat scarf and glasses!
CupcakeMissy 5 months ago
LMAO
gangstaque08 5 months ago
my baby daddy
joanneprada 5 months ago
Hope your trip is going good.
JennaLynn1112 5 months ago
lmao!! you made my night Alonzo=D
lovelyti2002 5 months ago
does any1 else think 00:28 is funny including the whole vid
highKDkidBlackOps 5 months ago
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highKDkidBlackOps 5 months ago
You my friend, are the most random person that I have ever seen(: this made my day lol
LauraaYo24 5 months ago
LMAO...@ fcuk me in th ass...lol...i would most defintily..LMAO
kathleen2596 6 months ago
.......FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!
LadyIIGaga 6 months ago
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST DO WHAT I THINK I SAW YOU DO... SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW, AND LIKE YOU OWN PAGES? LOL yesssss you are past that borderline.
1InAMlIoN 6 months ago
you are too funny, yet charming at the same time!
1InAMlIoN 6 months ago
The Keeps Gettin' Better CD. You have an excellent taste in music.
ch33s3ynoodle 6 months ago
ur cute!! i like ur name u remind me of Tupac (my favorite rapper)!!!
lolizlollipop 6 months ago
You lost it bruh...lol
AONSproductions 6 months ago
wheres this vid 3:34
sdj4251 6 months ago
wheres this vid 3:21
sdj4251 6 months ago
help please!!! which vid is the one in min 1:15 ???? hahahaha that part looks really funny hahhaaha thaaanks!!! you are the best!!!!
GabeeEstrella 6 months ago
@GabeeEstrella
it's the episode where he predicts who win's American Idol, it's from about 2 months ago...it is hilarious!
jislani 6 months ago
That is a sexy starbucks drink right there
ThePE3Project 6 months ago
I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell
ThePE3Project 6 months ago
which video is the one with the band-aid on your face ????
Aminata11 6 months ago
Lmao when you licked the rihanna doll it killed me..... xDD
nameght12 6 months ago
Wow lol
sw4gg4hxch1q 6 months ago
ive been waiting in the same position just waitin for JESUS
jessi13ization 6 months ago
you diserve so many more veiws!! it makes me so mad that you dont. :(
justell100 6 months ago
1:28 WTF..???
SmEeGlEkOoLaiD 6 months ago
Ha! I literally could not stop laughing! I have been following you for the past 3 years and you have yet to fail by providing a good video. Plus, you started following me on twitter which gave me life! Keep doing your thing, Alonzo!
lilcam28 6 months ago
That was hot the way u licked your cologne bottle. Wish that was my body..lol ;-)
zusman84 6 months ago 9
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zusman84 6 months ago
please tell me what computer u got cause i want one
crtrshonda 6 months ago
I don't know what it is but I loved when you were dancin to the Black Eyed Peas that shit got me goin I was like damn I would most def jump though that damn screen and ravish (I hate that word ) whatz another uh jus attack your cute ass if that was possible make more vids of you dancing plz
Sheba4taj1 6 months ago 5
@Sheba4taj1 Ya. umm ya i got your tweets TT lol
alonzolerone 6 months ago 5
LOL
PARADOXGLUE 6 months ago
Final Destination 5 & The Bold And The Beautiful star Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, has a New hit song Called Girl You Knew Now on ITunes.
chazefoley 6 months ago
@ :45 seconds lmao, I just love you randomness, I can kick it with you all day everyday and not be bored at all lol
thatboyd93 6 months ago
''My earsss weree burningg likee a motherf*cker.'' ROFL.
imagurlforu 6 months ago
OMG you should be on TV smdh. U r hilarious and the only youtube person i watch faithfully now a days.
L302009 6 months ago
Lonzo you should be on tv in a comedy!! Too funny mane
morpheusmann 6 months ago
lolol
mrstlovely 6 months ago
Marry me?
ArieFrancisca 6 months ago
Man! Ju craiz! that was funny as hey-ell! also - sorry for your loss. Peace!
nomadfae 6 months ago
am i the only one who licked their tongue out when he licked that thing at 1:32? ;)
melocotones30316 6 months ago
Is it bad that I was extremely turned on when he pounced on the camera and licked it.? #WishThatCameraWasMe
ImSummerLove 6 months ago
hey is he doing a Beijing on his chest?
tycola108 6 months ago
okay , i was laughing the entire time , but WHAT the freak was he talking about ?
MeggyGrl175 6 months ago
@MeggyGrl175 I think this is a combination of all his vids lolz
phillyeveryday1 6 months ago
Ok YOUS A DAMN FOOL. NOW BRO IM A BIG DUDE AND U GOTY ASS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN! U KNOW PWOPLE LIKE U NEED HELP! LOL
rmacias17 6 months ago
I am completely at a loss for words...a plastic bowl as a pan cover...REALLY! Im done with you frfr! LOL!
3DB4LIFE 6 months ago
ctfu sorry ur bowl died
babigirl3206 6 months ago
yu got a touch screen computer ? im jealous
tashiibabii23 6 months ago
"That is some talented shit...Ima need a wand & a rabbit to get out of that.!" lol :)
PrincessBabyKeys 6 months ago
you crazy !! ass fool
VelBX18x 6 months ago
hey Alonso, what happened to your mom, I remember watching your video where you thought she wasn't going to make it. Is she OK?
Berisoo 6 months ago
rolls tounge....hyundai s0nata hyundai sonata
Pears497 6 months ago
could watch your videos all day long..oh wait i already have.
donsa88 6 months ago
your the cutest thing lol
reeseiimage 6 months ago
I LOVE YOUR SCARF!!! Purple is my favorite color!! Moment of silence for the bowl.......
THEJannquarius 6 months ago
1:00-1:06 HIGH-LARIOUS!!! OMG!!!
RECEELEOM 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0:26 thats what she said! lol -kazakkaii
Kazakkaii 6 months ago
0:33 thats what she said! lol -kazakkaii
Kazakkaii 6 months ago
Lmbo!!!!!@Alonzolerone I totally forgot about your Casey Anthony commentary!!!! Hilarious!!!!
TheMschellybaby 6 months ago
Lmao, I love you ! You're amazing <3
saraxgabriela 6 months ago
Loved this.
NaturalBeauty6 6 months ago
I love this
MzJazzy123100 6 months ago
This seriously made me laugh out loud. lol
SuNsHiNe333ification 6 months ago
its alright alonzo we are all a bit loney toon
Romeobeyk 6 months ago
good try Alonzo ur not mad UR KRAZEEE
jaelavee 6 months ago
love it!
dwizz08 6 months ago
I'm not here for you to be on the toilet Alonzo...Lmao
RebelRaynebow 6 months ago 3
@RebelRaynebow HEY! when you gotta go. you gotta go
alonzolerone 6 months ago 18
press 1,2,4,5,7 lol
Krissypoo112 6 months ago
"imma need a wand and a rabit to get out of thatt!" LMAO
y0uxheartxmee 6 months ago
omg not with you on the toilet! lmao
manhatten345 6 months ago
ive been sitten in this seat waitin for JEEEZUS XD
jessi13ization 6 months ago
you really have nothing else good to do...do you?
jessi13ization 6 months ago
O_o
Vche86 6 months ago
Your ass is crazy....I love it!
BeautyFanatic511 6 months ago
Yea you are psycho... And that's fine. :)
jacks1022 6 months ago
@alonzelerone what are those shoes you have on at 0:23? I love them and have to have them!!
AlwaysPhineAlways 6 months ago
Git Some, Git Some......Yessss!!!!
amekom 6 months ago
U too silly for realz
leela0003 6 months ago
The outro was sick!
DreadfulControversy 6 months ago
You are fuckin mad !!! ahahahah I love that !!!!!!
darkprincess483 6 months ago
GET SOME GET SOME! XD
dReALoOvEzYoOh 6 months ago
lol :) im so happy, im a subscriber of yours *
dxn95 6 months ago
you have such nice teeth
sweetshantel 6 months ago
Alonzo, I think you might have crossed that borderline. haha
LordMakeMeOver1 6 months ago 19
-Phone Rings-... Uh, Fuck Me In The Ass..... Biiiitchha
Lol I Love You Dude, With your Crazy ass
TheVibecontrol 6 months ago
Poor bowl...gone too soon but never forgotten:(
Alexsh2010 6 months ago
R.I.P. Bowl :(
STLGURL4LIFE 6 months ago
Haha this is such a great re-cap of Alonzoe in a nutshell. :)
smilesxandlies 6 months ago
alonzo do u really have a computer like that!?
dafuture93 6 months ago
Talk about Jesus extremely more, then I would happily crown you as a psycho.
ChocoToken 6 months ago
I love you lonzo !!!!!!!
darylb15 6 months ago
Get some!Get some! <3 hahaha !
Cello21777 6 months ago
u r 2 much
sarkazzII 6 months ago
Love me sum xxxtina
britsluver 6 months ago
lotta love for you alonzoo <3 youu crazyy mo-fo hehe
BritneyLA 6 months ago
aww RIP plastic bowl! :(
jemy1415 6 months ago
Lol. Your very funny and comical...
irvin5623 6 months ago
You're crazy!!! lmao!
JRenneaC 6 months ago
Lol, what the hell Alonzo?
TheBluefairy93 6 months ago
lol now wait theres some footage in there that i haven't seen so imma need that video uploaded!! yea the one with the X on ya chest! LOLL, Alonzo, you really shouldn't live alone...i just thought about that! LOLL, but i loves you!!
BigTashia 6 months ago
You're giving me all kinds of Hosea Chanchez teas. lol
anjelheaven 6 months ago
So you know about the Illuminati, yet you still listen to Beyonce and others?
Toby57548 6 months ago
@Toby57548 In Texas that stands for hook em horns for the college football and basketball teams. But anywho, the Illuminati has been here for years and really nothing is bad about it -_-
townview33 6 months ago
@townview33 That wasn't directed to you but since there's nothing bad about it, and obviously all the research done to enlighten everyone hasn't enlightened you at all. Good for you..
Toby57548 6 months ago
@Toby57548 Okay? I guess?
townview33 6 months ago
funny :)
MsErnestaa 6 months ago
lol, Dammit heel
deonta0002 6 months ago
Ohhh MY! Definitely the BEST video to end my night. Your hilarious! <3
Jackquelinelol 6 months ago
*DEAD @ Hyundai Sonata! Serious face... You have some SERIOUS editing skills!! I need to come over for a lesson or 8... Good video A!! =)
TrinityNewman 6 months ago
Dayum and I thought Britney's 'I Wanna Go' music video was random! :L
RaheemdaplayaO4 6 months ago
lol so random........love it haha^^
MrNegrocheese 6 months ago
lmaoooooo lol
jaynuck16 6 months ago
dude... ur a great comedian.. it comes natural in you... :)... thank go dur mad.. :P
carlocega 6 months ago
lmao to the cherry poppin part lol...
digividgrl 6 months ago
Lol #BigA so damn crazy!!
But i love him to pieces =)
Jamar84 6 months ago
And why are u so flatulent? Always burping lol.
asNroyalty 6 months ago 2
you funny... ha ha ha
kaykay221985 6 months ago
I love ur music interludes lol
asNroyalty 6 months ago
Crazyness is awesomeness....
frksandbeckisme 6 months ago
ITS CUZ YU GOTS A PHILLIPENO MOMMA i get yo boy dont worry ;)
EmmaKKardashian 6 months ago