the stars are left, meaning the stars are not right, meaning they are wrong, meaning we were debating something with them, which means we had some political differences to settle with them and since we are the good guys, this means that the stars are EVIL.
I like the way you guys make funny references to lots of things. I haven't read H.P. Lovecraft's book(s) yet, but the game CoC: Dark Corners of the Earth is such an underrated yet amazing game. I really love Magicka, especially its atmosphere, and hope that you release more campaigns, especially shadowy ones like The Stars are Left. Just make the stories longer please. Thanks for selling such a good game for a very reasonable price in a market people are charged 90$ for just updated graphics.
Just the way my cousin always keep dying on magicka... he follows around monsters/ women-noids. Good thing I'm there to ress him. Bad thing... he shoots a lightning bolt to my face! D:
You, my friends, would make an absolutely astounding short. Please, make a mini series - it would go to history as the best short/mini series adoption of a game... And what a game it is.
What is this? These jokes about putting arrows to knees. Why am I caring? For who many days has this been going on? Or is it weeks? A month? I can't even make scenes of my friends comments! Am i going insane? Losing my mind? Gosh, I'm bored! ''takes arrow into knee''
@Tr0ol0lool00z The thing is that I live in uruguay, and games cost a fortune here... we are talking 120+ dollars. So honestly, there are probably ten people in the whole country who aren't pirates. Now with all the digital platforms like Steam, this should change... but we kind of already have the habit, and nobody is trying to stop us... so... suck it Activision.
I have been a gamer for as long as I can remember. For the past 10 years, I have been exclusively a pirate. I've downloaded every game illegally, no exception. Thousands of games downloaded illegally, and not a single purchase. Until now.
Today, I purchased "Magicka Collections" in Steam, which contains every magicka dlc and expansion. I had already downloaded Magicka illegally, but I have enjoyed it so much, that I bought it anyway. That's how good the game is... first purchase in ten years.
@HelluvaSexyBoy I live in Uruguay, and there aren't any laws against it... so not really. I mean, it's kind of accepted here, there are probably not ten original PC games in the whole country.
@PicopicoEMD This reminds me of Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", when the dauphin pretends to be a reformed pirate from the Indian Ocean and confesses his sins to the worshipers at a religious revival camp meeting, and they give him money.
@PicopicoEMD That makes you a complete asshole, the game is awesome but i have no idea why people would give you thumbs up, when in the end you are an ignorant fuck who doesn't pay for entertainment. Do you think games come from the sky? Every time you pirate a game(especially an indie game) you take out part of someone's salary, as this is the money they use to develop games and play their employees. Give some respect to developers in general assface.
@SharkyIzrod Yeah, that's completely deserved. I'm not trying to justify myself: I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway. It isn't true, though, that with every pirated game, I take a part out of someone's salary, because I know I wouldn't have bought the game. So It isn't as if I was worsening the industry; I can't pay for legal copies... so its either piracy or stop being a gamer.
I pirated STALKER, X3 Terran Conflict, and FO:New Vegas, and bought all of them since then. I pirated those because i wanted them, but couldn't afford them at the time. You're just pirating because you can. You can't say you wouldn't have bought a single game in 10 years if you couldn't pirate them. People like you are the ones making developers turn to consoles and smartphone apps to make money.
@Lark993 That is not better. Noone buying the game on launch, mean that the company will make no money and is more likely to put the game on sall. And you buying it then makes them loss money. And the price do decrease in price over time aswell.
i COULD NOT buy it on release, because i didn't have the money to buy it at the time. paypal in canada takes over a week to transfer money into. i wasn't pirating it, waiting 5 years, then buying it. it would normally be a month max, waiting to get paid + transferring money to paypal.
Damn the boss in chapter three is pretty hard. Even with 2 people. I like how they made the game more challenging. That's definitely a good thing. Still gotta down that boss. Didn't get him below 1/5th of his health.
@Michaelmop Use the Party Plasma spell on him! I kicked his ass alone with that one ;) Also, if you want to make his lightning and tentacles hurt less, use DDDDE rock shield on yourself, you will move really slow but if you cast haste you will run like normal. The lightning will do practically 0 damage and the tentacles will only take like 15% off the shield, which is easy to just recast when necessary ;)
"The accumulated filth of all their griefing and team-killing will foam up about their waists and all the magicians and wizards will look up and shout "Save us!"
the stars are left, meaning the stars are not right, meaning they are wrong, meaning we were debating something with them, which means we had some political differences to settle with them and since we are the good guys, this means that the stars are EVIL.
dimomarg 1 day ago
There is a 0_o in the URL
mauserdemauser 3 weeks ago 8
@mauserdemauser Lol :D
0BeNo 1 week ago
I like the way you guys make funny references to lots of things. I haven't read H.P. Lovecraft's book(s) yet, but the game CoC: Dark Corners of the Earth is such an underrated yet amazing game. I really love Magicka, especially its atmosphere, and hope that you release more campaigns, especially shadowy ones like The Stars are Left. Just make the stories longer please. Thanks for selling such a good game for a very reasonable price in a market people are charged 90$ for just updated graphics.
ViperCanel 1 month ago 3
Okay, what's up with this game and sausages? They're everywhere!
TheRealNici 1 month ago
@TheRealNici Sausages must be the national food of Midgard. Either that or wizards really like sausages.
INEEDZALL 1 week ago
worst trailer eva!
Shimmar123 1 month ago
This vid is just too epic. Start working on a "Magicka: The movie" plx lol.
TheMacyoo 1 month ago
I used to play Magicka like you, then I brought it and I got 1 - 5 FPS. So my cousin has Magicka and what do I get? Skyrim.
drdirty2 2 months ago
The Magicka Trailers are the best Trailers I've ever seen :3
*random hot dog in the bag*
so awesome xDD
Bl4CkGFX 2 months ago 2
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DiosEnox 2 months ago
Just the way my cousin always keep dying on magicka... he follows around monsters/ women-noids. Good thing I'm there to ress him. Bad thing... he shoots a lightning bolt to my face! D:
Bidmartinlo 2 months ago
I want 1 of those robes
devlkiller0 2 months ago
what version is this?
MegaHakii 2 months ago
Should i buy this game?
ImbaWoWRukisz 2 months ago
@ImbaWoWRukisz YES!
PicopicoEMD 2 months ago
@ImbaWoWRukisz it is really fun too play with friends trust me when i say that single player is less fun, but not bad
FasFas160 2 months ago
they even managed to fit the sausage into the trailer
MagiPenguin 2 months ago
what? english? what is this bullshit?! mardhumdum! marhumdadum dum bananana da I spase fo KRIEEEEEEG
kignama 2 months ago
Mother of god!
NosgothKingdom 2 months ago
are you guy's familiar with "the king in yellow" ?
for a second there i thought that it was him
mishx62 2 months ago
Ph'nglui mgl'fhnaf Johann R'yleh wga'nagel fthaghn!
I'ä Paradox!
Brandt761 2 months ago
i get only 1 rob from this dlc
havok1411 2 months ago
ewww
elektricalkid 2 months ago
You, my friends, would make an absolutely astounding short. Please, make a mini series - it would go to history as the best short/mini series adoption of a game... And what a game it is.
Adamclason 2 months ago
LOL!
Worot96 3 months ago
I saw the little steam update picture, and I noticed the coats. I just Knew it was a Cthulhu Mythos expansion.
I practically crapped myself.
DanTheVikingr 3 months ago
What is this? These jokes about putting arrows to knees. Why am I caring? For who many days has this been going on? Or is it weeks? A month? I can't even make scenes of my friends comments! Am i going insane? Losing my mind? Gosh, I'm bored! ''takes arrow into knee''
comicbookgamer18 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I used to work for Arrowhead, then I took an arrow in the knee.
AeonicRaven 3 months ago
@AeonicRaven I used to like that joke, then it got overused and went plain bullshit.
BlacKWinkZ 2 months ago
@BlacKWinkZ i used to like that joke, until i took an arrow on the knee
Wetily 2 months ago
@Wetily No, just overused and plain bullshit.
BlacKWinkZ 2 months ago
@Tr0ol0lool00z The thing is that I live in uruguay, and games cost a fortune here... we are talking 120+ dollars. So honestly, there are probably ten people in the whole country who aren't pirates. Now with all the digital platforms like Steam, this should change... but we kind of already have the habit, and nobody is trying to stop us... so... suck it Activision.
PicopicoEMD 3 months ago
Greaaaaaaaat. another DLC. T_T
Enigmaticmuffin27 3 months ago
@Enigmaticmuffin27 it's more of an expansion then a dlc but who cares :D
venci16 2 months ago
0:40
I wanna have the spell to instant create a hotdog in my jacket
Altair7788 3 months ago
I don't get it. Am I missing something about this trailer?
vamifek 3 months ago
@vamifek It's Magicka+Film Noir+Cuthulhu.
fiveMIRrOrs 3 months ago
OMG DIABLO REFERENCE NOSTALGIAGASM
IvanxShadow 3 months ago
I have been a gamer for as long as I can remember. For the past 10 years, I have been exclusively a pirate. I've downloaded every game illegally, no exception. Thousands of games downloaded illegally, and not a single purchase. Until now.
Today, I purchased "Magicka Collections" in Steam, which contains every magicka dlc and expansion. I had already downloaded Magicka illegally, but I have enjoyed it so much, that I bought it anyway. That's how good the game is... first purchase in ten years.
PicopicoEMD 3 months ago 89
@PicopicoEMD respect and salute to you sir
luckyprince164 3 months ago
@PicopicoEMD youre disgusting pirating games kill yourself
redwingsfan1516 3 months ago
@redwingsfan1516 And the music you pirate isnt? hmmmmmmmm?
GameArmada 3 months ago
@GameArmada i dont pirate music either
redwingsfan1516 3 months ago
@PicopicoEMD and now you're going to jail :)
HelluvaSexyBoy 2 months ago
@HelluvaSexyBoy I live in Uruguay, and there aren't any laws against it... so not really. I mean, it's kind of accepted here, there are probably not ten original PC games in the whole country.
PicopicoEMD 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD This reminds me of Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", when the dauphin pretends to be a reformed pirate from the Indian Ocean and confesses his sins to the worshipers at a religious revival camp meeting, and they give him money.
NoahesFrio 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD well your obviously stupid for posting that on the internet
jakobgoodwin1 2 months ago
@jakobgoodwin1 Not illegal in uruguay ;D
PicopicoEMD 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD That makes you a complete asshole, the game is awesome but i have no idea why people would give you thumbs up, when in the end you are an ignorant fuck who doesn't pay for entertainment. Do you think games come from the sky? Every time you pirate a game(especially an indie game) you take out part of someone's salary, as this is the money they use to develop games and play their employees. Give some respect to developers in general assface.
SharkyIzrod 2 months ago
@SharkyIzrod Yeah, that's completely deserved. I'm not trying to justify myself: I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway. It isn't true, though, that with every pirated game, I take a part out of someone's salary, because I know I wouldn't have bought the game. So It isn't as if I was worsening the industry; I can't pay for legal copies... so its either piracy or stop being a gamer.
PicopicoEMD 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD
PekiboStudio 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD
I pirated STALKER, X3 Terran Conflict, and FO:New Vegas, and bought all of them since then. I pirated those because i wanted them, but couldn't afford them at the time. You're just pirating because you can. You can't say you wouldn't have bought a single game in 10 years if you couldn't pirate them. People like you are the ones making developers turn to consoles and smartphone apps to make money.
Lark993 2 months ago
NOOO! Not apps! They're so useless and only have one damn function. Bring back programs! :D
Anargradjjj 2 months ago
@Lark993 That is not better. Noone buying the game on launch, mean that the company will make no money and is more likely to put the game on sall. And you buying it then makes them loss money. And the price do decrease in price over time aswell.
alfernee 2 months ago
@alfernee
i COULD NOT buy it on release, because i didn't have the money to buy it at the time. paypal in canada takes over a week to transfer money into. i wasn't pirating it, waiting 5 years, then buying it. it would normally be a month max, waiting to get paid + transferring money to paypal.
Lark993 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD I REALLLLY hope your ISP doesn't keep an eye on your torrents now, haha.
TonysTactics 2 months ago
@PicopicoEMD Too bad you're too stingy/jerk ass to support good devs, big and small, with your money the past 10 years. It's a damn shame :/
Kaireg 1 month ago
@PicopicoEMD i smell someone getting arrested....or lying
dawnofwarspacemarine 14 hours ago
Man, I hate it when women do that.
Pie42795 3 months ago 51
@Pie42795 Man, I love when I get to do that.
Ozarkeree 1 month ago
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
ForkofTruth23 3 months ago
Magicka Noire...
wildwildman88 3 months ago
Gotta say the gibberish has become a whole lot more... Swedish..
ekebratt 3 months ago
I love paying for DLC when the game is still buggy as fuck and the main campaign is 2 hours long.
Fucking swede-jws
xxxx59xxxx 3 months ago
Ummm.... that was kinda creepy.
Bqosmio 3 months ago
But, he didn't even finish his hot dog. Why can you not let him die happily?
StealthPlum023 3 months ago 2
*throws wallet* TAKE IT! JUST TAKE IT ALL!
TheTyukodi 3 months ago 3
SPOILER:
Damn the boss in chapter three is pretty hard. Even with 2 people. I like how they made the game more challenging. That's definitely a good thing. Still gotta down that boss. Didn't get him below 1/5th of his health.
Michaelmop 3 months ago
@Michaelmop Use the Party Plasma spell on him! I kicked his ass alone with that one ;) Also, if you want to make his lightning and tentacles hurt less, use DDDDE rock shield on yourself, you will move really slow but if you cast haste you will run like normal. The lightning will do practically 0 damage and the tentacles will only take like 15% off the shield, which is easy to just recast when necessary ;)
N00dleMeister 3 months ago
Looks super :D
quicktooth1 3 months ago
How about fixing the bugs!
LordKalte 3 months ago 2
@LordKalte They say that the engine has been overhauled and all the bugs are pretty much fixed, so.. how about reading up on the game?
emil183 3 months ago
@emil183 Well, I still see a lot of bugs. Did you ever try to cast the Charm spell in the arena...
LordKalte 3 months ago
@LordKalte Along with the DLC they released a free update with bugfixes. The description above says that much as well.
isitanos 3 months ago
"No not like thi..."
MadeinHell2 3 months ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
glokkpod84 3 months ago
OMG THEY KILLED YELLOW!!!
drrrigo 3 months ago 70
@drrrigo You bastards!
ltkelser 3 months ago
@drrrigo Again xD
BeholdTheBlind 3 months ago
@drrrigo
U Bastards !
xPezol 2 months ago
@drrrigo BASTARDS!
Caelum678 2 months ago
@drrrigo YOU BASTARDS!
Yemmuh4444 2 months ago
@drrrigo ...YOU BASTARD!!!
TekatosVatos 2 months ago
New enemies! New adventure! New game breaking bugs!
huntershriek 3 months ago 7
So sexy!
BadLucKNothinG 3 months ago
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
TheGameTerminator 3 months ago 2
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is goi----oh never mind, he just decapitated the guy......
unstableasian 3 months ago 7
oh my god i love this
thesmilingpolitely 3 months ago
MAGICKA WAS JUST UPDATED! :D The dlc is "locked" in the menu, and steam doesn't seem to have it up just yet, but SOON!!! :D
N00dleMeister 3 months ago
Can't wait to get :3
MortosSoulStealer 3 months ago
QRQR E AA FF
QFQF ASA
Now you can shoot lightning in a lightning storm which doesn't kill you
xdiesp 3 months ago
0:25 Morrowind journal opening sound
allanzzthanatoszz 3 months ago
How is it a video this awesome has Nickelback AND Justin Bieber as related videos? Blasphemy! Time to FQASA-space those wretches.
TakumaNuva 3 months ago
@TakumaNuva yeah, curse them... or as we say in Magicka: QRQRSAA! :D
N00dleMeister 3 months ago
Area cast qdddd + rssss for instant I WIN!
ObadiahtheSlim 3 months ago
Noooooooo, yelloooooooooooooow!!!
Onikirikage 3 months ago
Book sound effects from elder scrolls
Zega000 3 months ago
I agree with the address bar. 0_o
Bishop869 3 months ago 5
Cthulhu?
KaasSchaver 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
when is it going to come out?
plastiras97 3 months ago
...what
ShadowlordStratovari 3 months ago
Also, we make fun of Minecraft this time! :D
There's just no comparing how awesome this game is... you just can't...
Inb4 SAUSAGES! :D
N00dleMeister 3 months ago
Shut the fuck up and take my fucking money.
Mdschannel 3 months ago
I like the sound effect shen he opens the book:D
Teronfel 3 months ago
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww some!!!!
zakquack 3 months ago
The thing that I think is the most disturbing is that THE SAUSAGE LANDED ON THE GROUND! OCTO-PUSSY!
Adamo1618 3 months ago
"The accumulated filth of all their griefing and team-killing will foam up about their waists and all the magicians and wizards will look up and shout "Save us!"
... and I'll look down and whisper 'No.' "
TehPandaShogun 3 months ago 109
@TehPandaShogun I can't thumbs that up enough. D:<
TheSadistPaladin 3 months ago
@TehPandaShogun
We need a Rorschach skin right now.
kanesoban 2 months ago
I ate an orange.
It was K...
Engieification 3 months ago
MY MONEY, IT'S ALL BEEN TAKEN
RandomnessUK 3 months ago
Cool trailer but... i thought mages are sexless
Zderzak 3 months ago
ROFL
iyaerP 3 months ago
The yellow bastard?
DirtyDoug669 3 months ago
FINALLY NEW ADVENTURE I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!...so its time to put on my robe and wizard hat/hood/helmet.
SucidalBanana 3 months ago
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SucidalBanana 3 months ago
Cthulhu fhtagn!
lightballproductions 3 months ago
YOUR FACE DAMMIT
Legiriaz 3 months ago
WHERES YOUR HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Uraken74 3 months ago
I used to play Magicka... until I took an arrow in the knee.
SuperL473 3 months ago 229
@SuperL473 Until I took a Skyrim to the knee
PieFlinger 3 months ago 2
@SuperL473
I GOT IT! :D
liquidysonic 3 months ago
@SuperL473 skyrim ahahahhaa
x0fiz 3 months ago
@SuperL473 More like an arrow in the head.
MilleniumFDH 3 months ago
@MilleniumFDH It's a reference to Skyrim.
PicopicoEMD 3 months ago
Shut up and take my bananeou
Dryvnt 3 months ago
OMG they killed the yellow! Bastards!
TheLordHighlander 3 months ago 5
Sausage!
jkazos 3 months ago
oh Yellow! You and your laggy death animation! :D
KeelaWaleed 3 months ago 2
wat
Fonjask 3 months ago
Sin City reference?
OmgitzEcchi 3 months ago
rip yellow. Death by hotdog
Edaym 3 months ago
In Style. As usual.
Koshak87 3 months ago
OMG! They killed Yellow!
shinjohitsugaya 3 months ago 4
@shinjohitsugaya
Bastards! =)
Koshak87 3 months ago
As soon as he ate that sausage I knew I would have to purchase this expansion.
Kodsification 3 months ago 6
0 dislikes. THAT's WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!
BlackFalcon95 3 months ago
Magicka: Sin City xD
Zm0r 3 months ago
at the end there is a star inside the moon crescent, not possible
sevisBeta 3 months ago
I'd still tap it
AnthonyMallaboro 3 months ago
Strangers in the niiiiiight........
Rand0081 3 months ago
yellow dies again :P
TheGryoz 3 months ago
Oh my god! A Lovecraftian game expansion with a Sin City trailer? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!
Baxxow 3 months ago 4
Tentacle rape
AadneF 3 months ago
*INSERT REPEATED COMMENT HERE*
TheSlinkyGuyShow 3 months ago
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! I'm trowing my money at the screen but nothings happening!!!
SecretLars 3 months ago 6
Paradox' best trailer thus far. Well done!
shisch 3 months ago
I keep throwing money at the screen, but still there isn't a full length feature film based on Magicka. Even if it's done Sin City style.. heh
Dayanth 3 months ago
AWESOME!
NoobC133 3 months ago
ooh, great.....magican with coat and fedora. Epic ;-)
YeOldeMegAByte 3 months ago
nooo my money, also lol at the slightly floating building
JonoScarbridge 3 months ago
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing happens !!!!
mapletoonwork 3 months ago
@mapletoonwork Then go to gamersgate they already have it up for sale. =p
iniudan 3 months ago
It all makes sense now.
Neetro32 3 months ago
wtf xDDD
KaosDarkness 3 months ago
Sin City style. <3
95SexPistols 3 months ago
Cant wait!
mixinghoney 3 months ago
WTF?!
Serpher1 3 months ago
Can't wait to play it.
Michaelmop 3 months ago
Wtf... this was... AWESOME!
Davisx3m 3 months ago
eeeh... what?
deathren102 3 months ago
Great trailer, can't wait to play it... after I fix my other PC.
unacomn 3 months ago 29
can't wait for thisto be available on steam xD
SorvahrSpahr 3 months ago
shit, and again my money got taken by epicness :D
Bl4CkGFX 3 months ago 42
Wow, that was epic, too bad i dont even have the first magicka :(
Qsdd0 3 months ago
Och hahaha xD
MonnizProductions 3 months ago
yey, först! :D
MonnizProductions 3 months ago