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  • HAHAHAHHAHAA omfg you are fucking hilarious lol

  • Hilarious ! lmao

  • Im 5' 10.5" and i wish I was at least 6 feet :(

  • Im short and i loved this video :)

  • im 5'1!

  • your easier to push up against the wall, throw you around like a rag doll.... HAHA

  • 5'4" i love being short

  • When they got married, my dad was around three inches shorter than my mom. I think she passed that preference to me. Yay, for being in the minority- not to undermine the video of course.(:

  • im short, yei!

  • Cmon, it is meant to funny.

  • Well...I used to be a fan of Davey Wavey....but I'm 5'3" and think this was absolutely disgusting!!!!

  • @maskbear54 You don't get the joke then XD

  • I love short guys

  • 5'7 life is weak

  • I love short little gay guys! they're sooo cute!

  • sooo glad i am 6'8

  • 5'6"...... My girlfriend will NOT like this news.

  • omg I'd love to know if anyone has actually gone to that site to find out how to start being gay...I bet theres no-one that stupid though..

  • not fair

  • but im tall and im gay

  • im 5'0".... brings me down a couple points on the 10 scale

  • This is dumb. Someone was bored one day the stupid things we find on you-tube

  • LMFAO! <3 this!!! Yay for being 5'4"

  • @evansdance17 I'm 5'3"

  • how short is short

  • I love seeing short dudes getting manhandled. This little dude enjoys gets lifted up by his pants: watch?v=DdU4zG95DFg

    watch?v=C5rg3RkHVp8

    watch?v=_oCXX6sT6Cg

    I'd love to do this to a small guy.

  • So if you can't get women, you turn to men?

  • i dont care but 'pparently my mom does xDDDD

    omg tumble around like a cat in the dryer???! THATS WHAT THEY DID IN THE ROOM MATE! AH!

  • What? This goes against everything he "preaches."

  • yo fu im not tturning gay im so damn hot that i can get girlz even if im not that taller then them

  • if you're short, just go to asia !! LOL

  • Idiot, you can't "invite" someone to be gay. People are born straight.

  • @DevTitanwood I think the only idiot here is you if you didn't understand he was using sarcasm

  • @ustav85 HAHAHAHA exactly.

  • @DevTitanwood But is anyone born so stupid they can't get an obvious joke?

  • @KapStuf

    I know for sure some guys are so stupid they're born gay.

  • @DevTitanwood Thank you for proving my point.

    No, don't try to work it out. Only a smart person could do that.

  • wtf is this...

  • That's a lie, we always want someone from our height or taller :D

  • I am so putting this on my best guy friend's wall!

  • im 5'7" please push me against the wall and do whateva you wish

  • SHIRTTT. First time seeing you with a shirt.

  • im 5'6. is that really, honestly short?

  • @KomicTurtle For a guy it is short indeed. I am worse than you, I am 5'5. You have to make the best of what was given to you. I can let you in on a secret....As Davey pointed out, us short guys have a low centre of gravity and we also tend to be built in proportion. So if you get you short little ass to the gym, we tend to build into cute muscled dudes rather quickly. There is nothing about my short muscled physique I would ever want to change!

  • Well I'm convinced

  • You know what I thought when I watched this? "Sorry, Edward Elric."

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lollipop guild unite! This boy needs a munchkin B.J.! LOL! I kind of like short boys to..

  • i love short guy! JB hair is also a plus :)

  • my friend, he's gay, he's short, and he has no problems with it because, it doesnt take a long dick to reach his prostate, so basically he's loving it...

  • Cmon David..really?

  • wtf

    

  • I'm very short and i was bullied in schools because i was short. -.-

  • I kind of like shorter men....

  • haha... I love your smile :D...

    just beautiful..

  • LOLOLOL What the heck lmao.

  • LOL...It's a lie...I'm short.. and gay guys do not like short.

  • @distortion20 So not true. Plenty of big muscled guys are into short guys. I am 5'5 and I can pull 6'2 muscled dudes anytime. All you need is a muscled body yourself, great legs and awesome 6 pack, a cheeky little smile and a bit of attitude!

  • Yeah... i prefer tall guys.. so davey... NOPE!

  • Very funny.

  • haha I love you XD you're funny :P

  • Spin you around like a cat in a tumble dryer? Never tried that one before

  • this is wrong and kinda wrong.

  • im 6ft (1,81 meters) is that tall or short???

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  • I'm short! 5'6ft. =)

  • im gay, but for some reason i hated this video....lol

  • @jedimaster1326 why?

  • @jedimaster1326 Because there are diffrent gays , like me - im more ... hmm.. u can say normal i gusse , i dont act like this.

  • @MrSaintBetch

    actually, i hated it because he is saying homosexualtiy is a CHOICE, well, ITS NOT!

  • @jedimaster1326 well anyways, search thegayshavespoken , ull see a bunch of cute people (:

  • @jedimaster1326 ok its a joke...if you've seen any of his other videos, you'd know that. and this is actually pretty funny

  • @MrSaintBetch What is normal?? LOL

  • As much as I love Davey Wavey, and I realize this is nearly 2 years old now, the idiot homophobes will believe this is real if and when they see it in some cases. That's bothersome.

  • So who wants to be the pitcher and the catcher?

  • Where do I join?

  • Yo, this shit is funny

  • lmfao

  • You are gorgeous!  And I'm short!

  • ur so hot

  • I've always thought short guys were WAAAY sexier than tall guys- they're better proportioned so they're not awkward and gangly, they're more in control ("Little Man's Complex" or whatever) and they're generally more buff. I myself am 5'9 (turned 16 a few months ago) and HATE it- I seriously wish I was shorter but meh. All I'm saying is short men need to realize how lucky they are, I'd kill to be one of them.

  • @JermzzzyFTW I posted something here earlier along those lines. I am what you describe. 5'5 and muscled, all in proportion and look great. I get loads of attention from tall guys and being short has never been a problem.

  • well i'm a woman, i'm 5' 5", and i prefer a guy who is about my height. so you know. we're out there. :P

  • @SuperBirdii im a guy and same height as you! =) though i wish i as at least 5'7 the world needs more girls like you =D

  • @SuperBirdii I have seen many short hot ladies with short hot guys so I really do not buy the idea that short guys do not get hot girls. Nice to hear it from a woman's mouth for a change. x. Thanks

  • I'm like 5'4' :D

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  • I adore short men!!!! =)

  • Davey you are funny XD LOL I love you your awesome!!

  • LMFAO

  • Thank god I'm 5'7"

  • Dude, why the nipple?

  • HAHAHAHA

  • davey wavey, breaking down the barrier between youtube videos, and porn, one video at a time....

  • @awesomeskier12345 Not for straight people....

  • @Dakukobura hmm.... true indeed.

  • ahahahahahahahahahaha...gay oprah????ahahahaha...lol...thu­ms up!

  • hahahahahahhahahaha

  • Just so you know, I'm barely five feet, so anything over that is tall to me :) So short guys have the options of short girls and gay men, what more could you ask for?

  • well... this video just crushed my fukking soul! thatnks a lot for making me realize my sexual opportunities are limited to dudes. i think ill become a monk instead.

  • I literally saw Satan's face when I watched this video.

    This guy's only goal in life is to convince you to FLIP OFF GOD and get you to worship demons!

  • @AlexPreachesTruth Lol, you actually think he's being serious? And you actually think that being gay is a choice?

    Educate yourself. Seriously. You look so stupid right now.

  • @JimiBeckwith don't u actually realise that he was joking?

  • hahahahha Hitler was not crazy at all

  • I'm 5'6. Please, PLEASE, throw me around like a rag doll.

    <3

  • nice to see u with a shirt on....

  • Lmao what tha fuck

  • MY QUESTION FOR YOU DAVEY: Are you a top or a bottom?

  • hmmm well grow your hair long get big boobs and and butt and change you voice then maybe we could work out something =] cause i still like girls but if you look just like one mayby i can trick myself into believing you are....im 5' 2" by the way but... i doubt you could push me against the wall and throw me around im strong as an Ox lol i might do that to you....

  • I don't believe in short or tall.. One of my best friends is short but a magnet when it comes about women..he has a good body but most importantly he knows how to talk to them. Anyway nowadays all women want is guys with a car and money and as long as they have these 2 things they don't care what they look like..trust me I lived in different parts of Europe and I saw it..but this is especially happening in the Eastern Europe

  • @EuropeanGuy87 Hey I don't appreciate that comment about all women only wanting a car and money, that's a huge generalisation that makes you sound very ignorant and bitter.

  • @FattyFucksLemons Hi, I'm sorry if I offended you, but that's what I see here in Europe on a daily basis girls wanting money and cars.... but of course not all like that but the majority are ...

  • I'm 12 years old and what is this.

  • ewww i smell turkey

  • women like powerfull men with money

  • I'm 6'1" and I approve of this video.

  • Im not short, im fun size

  • Thank God I'm gay. xD. And I was staring at his chest before he made mention, aha..

  • god i'm a straight girl and i love short guys.

  • being gay or straight isnt a choice so it wont be that easy to recruit straight men to be gay. even though im a short gay guy.

  • Im a short guy but still perfer taller guys, sorry ;)

  • i prefer fuck prostitutes, for the rest of my life, than become gay because i am short guy.

  • I'm 5'9 is that short or average?

  • I'm 6'1 but god damn... no homo or anything, just sayin

  • LOL "Being gay isn't so difficult" ROFL!!!!

  • What if I'm short and fat -3-

  • Sounds like ya just wanna bully them at first

  • This spoke to me LOL!!!

  • Did anyone else get massively turned on when he rubbed his nipple?? LOL

  • Grr why are you gay? Too fit ;D x

  • fagget ass nigga

  • lollll :p what a fag

  • LOL XD

  • the whole "do you like when i rub my nipple?" was the last thing i expected to happen! LOL it took the video to a whole new level of awesommme!

  • LOL!!! omg so funny!! :D

  • LOL, I've never heard the "gay guys like short guys" thing before.

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS XD

  • :O I love your eyes....

  • Im gay and 6'3". Its not a factor i usual care about but i am into guys shorter than me. Dont know why, just think shorter guys are cuter =D Dont give up hope!

  • lololol this shit is funny if i had a choice between lets say 6"6 vs my 5"9 ill take my height any day at 5"9 im quicker and i get pussy with ease. With shoes on you should be taller then 99% of girls who are not taller then 5"11 and ive been with some gorgeous 5"11 girls. Any taller then 5"11 girls tend to be manly and very hideous looking in the face with manly jaws and manly features.

  • AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH SO FUNNY!!!! PEOPLE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IDIOTS.

  • i am 6ft 3 and i hate gays

  • i hate gays sorry ,

  • average height is 5'9 for man in usa

  • i have a big dick so my height doesnt matter too me :)

  • This video is absolutely true. Back when I thought I was straight and was very concerned about how women perceived me, my height (5'6" or 5'7") drove me up a wall all the time. I knew deep down I would never be valued by most women. Now that I understand I'm gay, I'm so grateful that it's not a big deal anymore. Life is much easier for the short gay man than it is for the short straight man.

    I wish them all luck. Remember - women are just as superficial as men...just about different things.

  • LOL Love it

  • @zheng1985 It looks like you're in the wrong place, buddy.

  • Im strait, but i love your videos! They make me laugh so muuch!

  • But davey... what about the tall guys who.... GASP, are already gay but prefer to bottom? where do we find even TALLER men? cuz lemme tell you, its a right bitch to find a hunk who actually manly and doesn't have to lean up to kiss me.

    Sincerely, a boy who is tall enough to match too many hot gay guys at the club. {peace~!}

  • phewww thank god im gay and not interested in women

  • wtffffffffff

  • Davy, funny video. What do you consider short? I'm about 5'7'' and feel I'm kinda average, but this video seems sort of true. I do know some ladies who only seem to want guys about 6' and over. Kinda sucks for us guys when the girls are in heels are act like so many guys are too short for them.

  • @matthieus2

    The average for a guy is 5'10", so yeah, you're shorter. But I'm a guy and 5'5", so don't feel too bad. XP

    Ladies can be really shallow when it comes to what they want in a man, especially when it comes to height. Don't worry though, there are a TON of girls shorter then 5'7".

    We gay guys usually don't have that problem though (one guy is always going to be shorter), so that's what makes me sleep at night, haha.

  • @matthieus2 im 5'7" and im 11

  • LOl

  • leave this guy alone hes gay well thats fine also what he says is right and he deseves to be gay :)

  • lol

    

  • Lmao

  • @BustersTexas omg god if you dont like gays dont watch the video i dont even know how you got to this unless you typed something in to bring you here. T-T

  • I HAVE NOTHING against being attractive and posing, but this guy takes it to another level, which makes me uncomfortable. Being gay and Catholic myself, i tend to have a bit more dignity and class. Sure, if you've got it, flaunt it, but it would be nice to see a video which wasn't about his body and having it forced on me is actually a turn off. Haven't you heard that it's more sexy to leave some things to imagination?

  • @brucinda01 I cant help but wonder why you watch his videos in the first place. Being sexy and flirtty is part of Davey's charm..he is very witty and creative. And you know damn well that you would love it if Davey forced his sexy self on you. And honestly dude...Davey didnt drag you this this sight and make you watch his videos...you did that of your own free will. Just saying...!

  • Dumb Ass

  • @BustersTexas <3 You came to a video of a guy whose nearly always shirtless. GG

  • Wait...how can you chose to be something that isn't a choice? Unless maybe you were bi to begin with? (5'5" -shrug- Whatever. But that "statistic" seems, sadly, quite accurate.)

  • ha that guy would definitely be on the receiving end in any situation.

  • all in favor of short and spunk holiday say HEYYYY

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  • ur the cutest gay guy i ever saw on youtube lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    that was funnnnnyyyyy

    

  • Ahaha You like small guys cuz you can throw them around.? Ahaha so abusive..