Best comedian in the World *we are equal*

[imax1971]

"the upper class pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes"..... That is what is called intellectual dishonesty.. George was 60's hippie throw back and a fool..

[ZayZayh23]

follow @zayzayballard on twitter! the next big comedian!!!

[Junya3raks]

Dude ain't funny fucktards try Lavell Crawford or Ricky Smiley

[mikex8559]

george carlin was one of the greats.....i always loved his comedy...may he make the people on the other side laugh....as he did on earth.

[WeeWyllie]

He would not have been pleasant or easy to know, but he sure was one of the cleverest social commentators around. I miss his wit and his ability to take the stuffing out of society. He was brilliant, and he never lost it, right up until he died.

[SoularSystem]

In reference to the last joke, has anyone ever tried to hold back a sneeze while having diarrhea? What a mess!

[juniorjohnpip]

he got most of them jokes from twitter and the Internet u dumbfucks

[lomaxfisk]

@juniorjohnpip twitter and the internet did not exist during 90% of his loooooong and successful career... u dumbfuck!

[jewish5555]

@lomaxfisk what a dumb ass

[ashhole101]

@juniorjohnpip

Your a special kind of dumb ass.

[F00REX]

I typed in Worlds best comedian and I thought too myself:

" I bet it will be an American"

Why?

Because Americans always say they are best in the world in EVERYTHING!

[TheCrazyrubberducky]

THAT LAST ONE! OH GOD XD

[sadchazz]

lol

[Hydrodragonfly]

These all seem like fb pages to me

[cameronsanati]

This clip is Jerry Seinfeld's entire career.

[LarryHarveyMusic]

Notice @ 2:50 he says "And you hope to God" blah blah blah Freudian slip? LOL

[LarryHarveyMusic]

I wonder if the moron is still laughing at the God story. LOL

[blatianman]

Ive sneezed while pissing, i just peed harder. Wait what am i doing in this room again?

[onniaram]

helping people realise they are no special, before 9gag

[FallenLagna]

That was great

[simivb]

The only reason why this ia funny is because its true :)

[penguinman456]

This guy ok but not that funny there are way better people

[PokerorDie]

@penguinman456 George Carlin bro, pretty much a comedy legend. You are wrong :/ but opinions are cool

[zerox505]

@PokerorDie he's a legend indeed, very educational but if i want to laugh my ass off i'll listen to uh idk russell peters or something.

[CrimsonScrewsYaMum]

Quality....Sneeze while Pissing..... It's true!

[sipherju]

WE ARE ALL EQUAL SO SHOULD THE LIKES/DISLIKES BALANCE IT!

[thefascinatingballer]

this guy sounds like a total tool

[Hirnlego999]

@thefascinatingballer Tool? He's one of the most brilliant dudes there ever was. I miss the old fuck

[DaleWF10]

@Hirnlego999 If this is America's best comedian then they aren't very good. Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, John Bishop, Frankie Boyle, Lee Evans. Just to name of few of Britain's comedians.

[Hirnlego999]

@DaleWF10 I'm not familiar with all of them, but take Carr and Gervais on religion and compare him to Carlin on the same subject and they'd come off short.

I doubt any of them will ever perform anything like modern man either..

[DaleWF10]

@Hirnlego999 Eddie Izzard is probably the best to compare against this man then.

[creemoweet]

I miss George!!! R.I.P.

[SakuraHaruno824]

This guy. I like this guy.

[SpiralKnight90]

I had a teacher in High School that look EXACTLY like him, he was really cool too.

[Saghatelli]

Ever feel like the top comment's describe EXACTLY what you did or how you feel?

[JayPivot]

I made a vid F***ED PIZZA meaning fucked pizza

[MuRKiinCooNz]

Lol Thomas The Train Engine

[goldenpassages]

not funny stop using the bad language........

[VictorReyes09]

I think this guys better,in my opinion better material over all

/watch?v=Ul8oGR2qchQ

type that after youtube. com

[Lunadrake100]

RIP George Carlin

[piano989MAN]

Like if you couldn't stop laughing!!!!!'n

[Absolyst]

@menchacajoseph93

It's actually George Carlin

[menchacajoseph93]

I think that's Jack Nicholson

[Zooraman1234]

Doesnt he do joker in the movie batman??

[xSlaminSamx]

@Zooraman1234 No? That's Heath Ledger.

[opii24]

He looks like a giant in skyrim.

[panteragod69]

@opii24 NO! The giants in skyrim look like him.

[opii24]

@panteragod69 lol either one :)

[josephcazares13]

this in boring i'm going back to mastribating to dos 101

[TheUnnsterHD]

Now this is fucking comedy

[thechristianandrews]

Hey! Check out my comedy page called The Art Project. The Art Project (TAP) is geared towards enabling the local talent of Atlanta to express and exercise their work through sketch comedy. It's goal is to utilizes many art forms to create one voice.

[MrChilliflakes]

I got bored and typed in " Carlin " :)

[redreader1995]

this man is a genius :)

[tytybreaka]

the last joke made me litterly LOL

[adenkaz]

Lol what a joker ! but i woudnt say he's the funniest.

[fazza4331]

there is like 1 pixel in this video

[bretert]

@fazza4331 The audio of this clip is much more important.

[HappyScreamoKid]

@CarterHarrellMusic i can't thumbs up from my ipod so here's a reply saying yes :D

[OneHappyCattle]

Could've been funnier. It's just old, but good.

[kieran29700]

Nowhere near the best comedian in the world. Badly put together act.

[bretert]

@kieran29700 Then search more about him.. George Carlin is in my opinion tied to Bill Hicks on being the best comedians I know about.

[SuperFairy6]

i so agree

[sadler8444]

Greatest thinking comedian of all time....If you don't get him....its because YOU wore a helmet and rode the short bus...

[pressbox1492]

@sadler8444 oh no wonder

[Swe3ets]

What a loser he didnt make sense. jokes were bad. I was hoping he would slip of stage and ram the mic into someones face and cave it in. Then say, Bitch fucking stay in the kitchen. Then everyone would have a great laugh.

[ThirdR3ich]

@Swe3ets that stupid thing is for attention whoresfaggot

[TehFreshest11]

@CarterHarrellMusic LOL I did

[dogerman11]

@CarterHarrellMusic but i typed "comedians" -_-

[mrmozai]

@CarterHarrellMusic

i typed in ''best comedian'' :P

[SuperShafster]

@CarterHarrellMusic Actually, I typed in comedianS.....get it right :P

[Blashyrkh2124]

240p, still this guy is hilarious.

[p0lish]

Carlin spoke the truth. Respect the dead. Peace.

[TheHyphocrite]

he sounds like Heath Ledger's Joker, coincidence?

[ThirdR3ich]

@TheHyphocrite JOKER JOKER JOKER

[hiphopapotamis25]

Really you mentally retarded pricks with an IQ of 5 don't think george carlin is funny on top of not even knowing who the fuck he is. This generation is worse than the Germans in the 30's and thats terrifying. Who ever is running for president in 50 years I don't care im not voting for him I have lost all faith. I'm going out on a limb but I bet alot of the people that called this not funny and, hilariously, lame like fuckin Keanu Reeves are fans of Dane Cook and other low brow shit.

[Graffitilvr666]

Lame!!!!

[hiphopapotamis25]

@Graffitilvr666 Get off the computer and go read a book so that you can bump up your intelligence enough to coexist with the rest of society and understand what's going on in this video.

[ThirdR3ich]

@Graffitilvr666 your nickname faggot

[GreenAndTheGoldPSN]

Best? I didnt laugh, merely smiled

[TheRyowyn]

@GreenAndTheGoldPSN Who do you prefer?

[SamJDeakin]

Never knew Alan Sugar did stand up!

[Tidermans]

07:11 Mentok the Mind Taker

[blazenmc]

thanx for the pic Tesla was the best and mark twain has a house to towns over from me in hartford

[amykodiak]

no matter how different you are , teh one thing we all have in common is that we LOOOVE to make whoopie. So go to

DoMePlz.com

and go find someone you would like to boink. And guys , you just have to be polite about about it , cuz we like it just as much as you do.

[JosephHuntington]

I think a comedian should research issues before coming to a crowd and asking so many questions. He doesn't give us enough time to properly assess the correct answers, and this is (in my opinion) a ruse to get cheap laughs and eventual success at the expense of those of us who take life seriously.

[ThirdR3ich]

@JosephHuntington dumb noob he was not waiting for your response because if you are old enough know where this is going newfag

[simontate1]

is it just me or does this remind anyone of the joker off dark night at some points

[mspinney203]

Strange comments with this video again.

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

youtube user mychonny

[JosephHuntington]

For being an intelligent person, this guy sure asks a lot of questions.

[hackerwacker4]

@JosephHuntington that's how you um.......learn? questions are good for learning, thats where it all begins with is a question, it's figuring out the answer that makes the whole purpose

[junkyjuice21]

@JosephHuntington Yeah, uh, DUHH! Why do you think he asks people questions, Joseph Huntington? Hmm, maybe it's because he's a comedian... and he wants people to think about those questions. Are you seriously wondering if he wants people to answer questions for him because he hasn't thought about the answer?

[imsohornynwet]

fuck he's funny

[Saskiequelle]

6:34 Here is the best one.

[Yapiej]

They really try to separate the community: in the Netherlands 25/20 years ago everyone was open and nice to the foreigners, then the media used one thing about foreigners and showed it on the news for one whole year, causing the hate to start.

[RetoxifiedPendulum]

*Potato recording.... ONLINE.

[hardrok69]

236 people blew out their assholes!

[jzoetheshit]

R.i.p

[DRfromtheDR]

thumbs up if you did the pillow trick after watching this video

[VmacAkaKillerSwa66]

this nigga real as fuck

[Dkcode]

Jaabs!

[kalvin6996]

@yummeyy pull your head out of your ass and turn on your brain, when we talk about the rich we aren't talking about your average joe rich person, we are talking about the powerful business interests that work on "Crony Capitalism" go google it,.

[yummeyy]

you're wrong the upper class pays 30 percent of all taxes.

[YesImAnAwesomeTroll]

@yummeyy 30% is a large number for people who have more money than the people paying 70% of it combined. True story.

[oMrzubier]

i have never exprinced none of the things that he was talking about !!!!

[DOt0rBlowjob]

@oMrzubier you are too young then ;p

[oMrzubier]

@DOt0rBlowjob your absloutelly right!!!

[BLAGASPANTS]

@oMrzubier He didn't make the observation of getting two cocks stuck in your ass at the same time, that's why.

[redpill789]

bit of a slow start, more than made up for it by the end :D hilarious

[robotchickenproducts]

keep em showing up to those JOBS!! thats fucking deep

[thompson8305]

@AlyxTheRainman ironically, i noticed i misspelled a word or two also. grammar nazi's are funny. i'm not bitter and thought it was funny also. critical thinking is my middle name. that's right 'Thompson Critical Thinking 8305' well take care and enjoy the rest of the abomination known as youtube.

[thompson8305]

@AlyxTheRainman well, it sounds smart. You may be a cariologist but you are not much of a speller. i do research when i fall upon a questionable statement. i might not be smart but i like to know the truth and things going on around me

[XXPriceTagXX]

The heart does stop for like a milisecond and that's y we would say bless you before, so you wouldn't die and your heart would sttart again

We discussed/ googled this in band class XD

[runskiptrip528]

His voices were awesome!

[FatManRuss1]

RIP George Carlin

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

Sometimes when I'm in a car I imagine a guy running next to me doing sick tricks. Does anybody else know that feel?

[guanacaKosita]

Sooooo funny!

[Everard1989]

Upper class pays highest taxes it's called the progressive tax system fucking idiot shit stand up as well... Doesn't compare to Ricky Gervais or Louis CK...

[shaaktibob8557]

Appropriately titled

[TheCityLightz]

thumbs up if you typed in "best comedian"

[wxz177]

I don't get it

[Cxeri93]

wtf is this guys name?

[The4thGuy]

@Cxeri93 GEORGE MUTHAFUCKING CARLIN.

You're welcome.

[TheIllusionelf]

@Cxeri93 George Carlin

[mr12smellz]

fcking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phildenbelg]

He was a lightworker!

[FrankRizzo762]

Anyone ever notice when you have to take a shit and your not near toilet it's not that bad to hold in,but once your near a toilet it gets worse and worse...

[ZaneSiolo]

hahahahahahah WALKING UP STAIRS HURTS MY THIGHS lollololololol

[13uklau]

Fucking hilarious!!!

[deeamz84]

Best comedian eeeeeeeever loved him for years, smart and funny. No other like him

[medz319]

thumbs up if you typed in "comedian"

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

@medz319 GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[meika8765]

@medz319 How Yhu Know Dang,I Typed In "Comedians"

[FUNisUnderRated]

@medz319 stop reading my mind



[oXxMaRsHmAlLoWxXo]

@medz319 OOHH MYY GOOODD!!! HOW DID YOU KNOOOWWWW!!!!!??

[Bak7mot]

@medz319 No I typed Comodian, and it was the first thing that popped up. But i was high, wait I am high, and Im typing this now, hahaha.

[Mr43Gym]

@medz319 or comedians

[Ben4201163]

How is this funny?...

[thompson8305]

@Ben4201163 i guess you'd have have a small percent of intellect. or a sense of humor. what joke would you consider funny? or at least funnier than carlin?

[The1mitchelmussofan]

NO COMEDIAN HAS BEEN BETTER YET!

[FunkMan53]

He predicted OCCUPY WALLSTREET!

[knighttas]

i dont find him funny....

[patjay3]

@knighttas Then you're probably one of the one he's insulting.

[Ramsonpwndz]

lmao i never hered of guy untill now

[paulsnyder23]

@Watchzeitgeistmovie1 dane cook is awesome.. Louis CK is a douche bag. hes just pissed cause dane cook is better then him, and Louis CK has been in comedy longer... get over it

[dimefan333]

Everything he said was funny, because everything he said was true

[Pressthe8]

@theyrollking124 No...atheism isn't a religion. Religion is when you believe in a god of some sort. When your atheist you don't believe in any god :/

[Pressthe8]

That last one was wrong and wasn't really funny :/ When you sneeze, everything in your body stops, even the heart.

[Lazypackmule]

@Pressthe8 Is "5 days ago" too late to call bullshit?

Only the heart stops, bro. Only the heart.

And even then, "stop" is a shitty term to use for it. With that logic, the heart stops upwards of 100 times a minute.

[Pressthe8]

@Lazypackmule Just because I said something that wasn't right and I said I didn't think it wasn't funny, you don't have to cuss me out over it...

[Lazypackmule]

@Pressthe8 Whoa, simmer down, bro. I didn't really "cuss you out", sure, I used the word "shit" in two different contexts, but neither of them were addressing you directly.

lrn 2 English

[thompson8305]

@Pressthe8 that is an old myth. you're heart may skip a beat because the pressure in the chest but it doesn't actually stop.

[poembala]

hahaha I lreally ove his humour! So simple, without bashing other people, yet so hillarious!!

[Th3FinishingT0uch]

Such a legend :D

[vatti902]

keep them showing up at those "Jobs"

[NiteFlame33]

hes not funny at all.

[larking7]

I didn't even smile this is just plain shit Lee Evans is better

[ManHuntDrumBass]

@larking7 That statement says so much more about you, then it does about George's comedic talent or ability.

[Crecendos]

bill hicks life is just a ride

[5460180]

212 dislikers are not humans!

[radstefan]

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