[1.16] Shit Girls Say on their Birthday

[faithfulace]

Where's my tiara!?

[celtix17soccer]

it's my birthday todayyy !! and I say that to .. ahah

[Vincersz]

hahahaha!

[Stormyylyn]

Yesterday was my birthday.

I realized I've said half of these things lol.

[catewa]

I saw this girl I went to high school with on facebook post that it was her birthday in 2 months, this was 2 months ago and she counted down every day until her birthday... :/

[lilbobbybob]

check out shit homeless guys say... is great!!

SOOO FUNNY!!

[SuperChicks1000]

@TheAdoptedShayTard I Doo Tooo!!!(:

[TheAdoptedShayTard]

I share my birthday with Eminem.

[najsosaurushh]

hahaha LMFAO 

[pinkprincess9113]

Haha omg I wore a tiara my entire birthday last year....with jeans and a football jersey cause my fav team was playing so I look kind of odd lol

[MsCon90]

Hahaha

[Samson99R]

It's my birthday in higri calendar

[Xloi63]

It was MY birthday yesterday!

[Bfdproductions2012]

shit people say at concerts

[always0211]

'its my birthday weeek' I say that every year, never again.

[pinkdiamond7577]

That moment when you realize you actually say this shit and you feel really damn stupid... fuck my life.

[cutelilpoodleluver]

I share a birthday with Kristen Stewart.

D: WHY?!?

[xlilacattack]

This.. is exactly me today. Exactly.

[Iamsochill]

"If my mom doesn't get me an ipad for my birthdy then I'm getting her a punch in the face." That one is going down in the books.

[libbylou112]

HAHAHAHAHA

[hipsterkickball]

You left out " please, I'm the birthday girl!"

[EsmeraldaCorinna]

HAHAHA I know so many girls that are exactly like that... I'm slightly guilty of some of these haha

[amberlynnconrad]

omg



[saraxx9196]

lmfaoo my birthday was two days ago and i said almost all of that!!

[rhonda26pt2]

you really don't have to buy me anything, but..... TOO FUNNY - and soooo me! Ha:)

[missfabulous818]

where is my tiara?



[Spidermonkey381]

i want his hair

[hannahwantcookie]

Lol today's my birthday and I've said almost all of this :D

[y0urlilcut]

Ironic--I'm turning 23 tomorrow. Baahahah! "23 is almost 25".

[Ohmegoosh]

Haha happy late birthday! :D And you uploaded on my birthday...and I am a girl....but I never say this. xD

[hydeistlove]

haha love it~~ XDD

[Dolphintattoogrl]

I use the birthday week term too. LOL. My birthday is Sun. Ewww.

[AntarcticAnt]

This video was uploaded on my 16th birthday. YES. JUST YES.

[Karenwise69]

WATCH ---> SHIT GIRLS SAY TO POLICE LOL

[summerlvralwys]

Looks like somebody found the "How to wear a men's shirt" tutorial on tumblr. HAHAHA

[SunnyAlexandra]

WHERE IS MY TIARA?

[sydnetmoore315]

Sh*t teens DONT say.....my channel go :)

[Xloi63]

Its my birthday on Feb. 3rd!!!!! But I have exams.....that sucks...

[kurtywurty85]

I fucking hate when girls think that they shouldn't get in trouble/get special treatment because it's their damn birthday. My friends and I tried to take some cake from the cooking class in high school and the teacher went nuts and kicked us out and some annoying girl was like "But it's my birthday!" so your dumbass deserves free cake!? NO. BAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING CAKE!

I expect my dad to make me twice baked potatoes for my birthday, and that's all. Hmph.

[MISSDAISYRENEE]

baahahha so true

[rebeccarose92]

lmaooo

[forceofearth]

Totally love this vid!!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SIMON!!

[PiPhizzle87]

You are AWESOME.

[idreamofanniemcflys]

Lmao, thank you for making me feel bad for turn 23 next month :)

[TheCynedd]

Very Happy Birthday, Simon. You don't look 30 at all!

[LadyRouge20]

LMAO @"if my mom doesn't get me an iPad for my birthday, I'm gonna get her a punch in the face"

[BBMonkeyStar512]

Happy Borthday Simon :)

[Schmalicious]

hahahaha I still remember when I googled my birthday the first time and found out about kevin costner... such a letdown^^

[ochsababe]

my birthday is tomorrow lol

[101forrestfire]

It's my birthday today!

[depthsofmydreams]

we have the same birthday!

[u2441139]

its my birthday

[itsnicole999]

Today actually is my birthday!!! And I got an iPad!!:D

[gonefishing92705]

SHIT PEOPLE SAY AT CONCERTS is gooooood

[ICEMANof92]

Ha! My birthday is on a Wednesday this year...1/25 :P

[xoStarsandRocketsxo]

we have the same birthday :)

[MARINA7OHSEVEN]

Yes, I remember its your birthday you just told me a minute ago.

[19chapman19]

lmfao

[sinnaminshouse3]

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 25TH!!! OMG ITS ALMOST MY BIRTDAY WEEK!! LOL

[mechanesthesia]

"If my mom doesn't get me an iPad, I'm gonna get her a punch in the face."

[hellothereedinosaur]

omg was your birthday on wednesday whoa mine too!

[Kaiouforever]

This was waaaay too spot-on.

[westsideed]

Simon, I am viewing this vlog on Thurs the 19th so here's wishing you a belated Happy Birthday!!

[dizzy90a]

"Oh hiiiii! Tsk, no presents?" was my absolute favourite part, besides, "Yeah, my dad got me a car. Don't get excited, its a Honda."

[13mafiagirl]

"where is my tiara?"

I DIED!

[faeriiXD]

ur hair is FABULOUS! happy day! ^^

[marilynizhxc]

My birthday is today!

[sparklepixie74]

Haha! Hilarious!

[hormello]

One of your best.

[lyssapua]

Happy bday or balated Simon! LOL MADE MY DAY. hope you had a blast! (:

[colaty8P]

happy belated birthday simon! :)

[destine1212]

laughed so hard haha

[cupcakecutie156]

Happy Birthday!

[NeebasAndAyirhs]

Crap I'm 6 minutes late. Happy birthday Simon I love you!

[tomthecat94]

Oh god I'm so late.

Anyway happy birthday Simon (and thanks for cracking me up)!

[asx5252]

that was actuallyy really good! lol

[nayen96]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON! You're my favorite in AGAD and I hope you've spent this day with you loved ones having an amazing time, I also hope you got lots of presents and from the bottom of my heart I wish you the happiest bithday ever, grettings and love from Venezuela sweetheart.

[nobodysdc7]

WHERE IS HER APPLE MARTINI?!?!?!! Happy birthday Simon! I usually put long messages on my friends' walls on Facebook, and because I don't have you added as a friend on Facebook, but i do feel you are a friend because of all your videos on YouTube, here goes something: I hope is filled with vibrant colors and chic sass that you possess. I hope all of your birthday wishes come true and that you are among great friends and family. Live long and prosper in that fashionable and classy way of yours.

[rikku25869]

Happy birthday :D

[BlazingStarlightPro]

Happy Birthday <3

[BlizzyBry]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[IizJulia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING! <3

[dennis6843]

Best. Ever.

[DannaDaniella]

it's my birthday today too:))

[homoglue96]

Happy Birthday, Simon!

[StarsChasing]

Happy Birthdayy :)

[ThatRandomGayGuy]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[allstarmonkeyx]

HAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK, SIMON!

[nerdybro]

"if my mom doesn't get me a ipad im giving her a punch in the face" lol

[MonsterYksin]

Bahaha, this is so pefect! Happy birthday!

[Maincourse19]

lol oh that poor mom who doesn't get her an ipad ha

[akiki9113]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON!!!!!!!!!

[ela112299]

"How to wear your boyfriend's shirt" from Tumblr. Omgrofl. I love you. Okay. I just love you. XD

[cameron944]

the tumblr shirt ahahahahahahaahhahha I LOVE YOU

[CloudJunn]

omg ahahha

[OlivePanjas]

I think Simon should do a tutorial on how to make button ups into a sleeveless shirt

[esposademiesposa]

Sooo I'm probably gonna quote this like I quote Mean Girls: obsessively!

[AdeleForPresident]

This is so perfect. Oh my God.

[AndyRoca01]

Omg we share the same birthday... That's awesome :D.

[alessita7693]

haha.. i hate to admitt it but this was soo me in my bday.. hahahha i even wore a tiara and everything! but its cuz ..it was my birthday!! =D

[XxtechnoxbunnehxX]

Rofl. Bitches.

[carrlozXemiliano]

Omg just realized thats the "how to wear a mans shirt" shirt haahha !

[ashiko19]

Simon looks really cute as a girl

[ammanerz]

oh simon I've missed you. maybe I'll return from tumblr-land to youtube.

[sukuiichuu]

That shirt... SOMEONE HAS A TUMBLR, A TUMBLR.

[Abbygale536]

This was so funny and true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[thatboon]

Oh. My. It doesn't get better than this. YOUTUBE HAS PEAKED.

[hettylala]

is that the tumblr shirt??? LOL

[iluvpanic26]

WHERE'S MY TIARA looooooool

best thing ever.

[dixi3blond3]

omg lol im 23 today. u just made my birthday haha

[RevelationWriter]

I've honestly lost count of how many times I've watched this video.

[ekoxplorer]

My birthday is on the 18th too! So- why the hell is my glass empty:)

[LegendEntertainment1]

This is perfect. Jesus.

[chillsheck]

you just make mondays better,thank you

[mur52691]

PERFECTION!

[ohwellyeah2]

Flawless.

I have no other words for this video.

[nastaxo]

lol we have the same b-day jan 18th right? thumps up so he can see

[StuckOnReplay]

...tomorrow's actually my birthday. DA FUQ, MAN!

[zooeymast]

and... dead <3

[greyk2]

dead

[BookGirl92]

I feel like this girl is called Michelle or Charlotte. I don't know why, it justs feels like she does.

[TheKilljoyTom]

This is perfect.

[Mykemyday]

Haha this is brilliant, Simon.

[wearehumansbaby]

My birthday is on fridayy and i am saying this since last week , and i am feeling like a bitch now that i have watched the video ...

[buttUGLY8]

'...well like a classy slut , ;)' haha

[HusIsAmazing]

This is actually... The greatest video ever!

[harnessboots]

Beeaatchh...you have some kind of serious cleavage going on...but get some Nair or at the very least some Jolene cream bleach for those whiskers! ...loved the video...happy birthday!

[AreYouSuprised]

always amazing

[ThePinaychick]

"where is my tiaraaa.."

HAHAHAHA

[pinkedgloss]

YOU ARE SO CUTE!

[smothermehshelby]

"Uhm, do I look like a medium?" aha c:.

[dexdex1560]

surprisingly the only thing I don't say on my birthday!

[alexmanian]

I'll come to your party. But you must realize, broke bitches can't pay for cocktails. Though I can try to get the bartender to give you one for free!

[nativebabiigurl101]

"omg i cant believe my birthday is on a wednesday. gross" lmfaooo

[RickyWhatHappened]

Is that Nicki Minaj?

[ahgrazia]

my birthday is the 19th! let's party together! I'll buy you an apple martini :)

[maporike]

omg you're perfect



[Sinned21389]

Out of all the AGADs Simon makes the prettiest girl lol

[MrDarmenia]

Your a hot chick!💋

[xLashesToAshesx]

Omg the Tumblr shirt dress :')

[rrock4life]

It´s my Birthday on the 18th too ;) But I´m only gonna be 18 so...yeah...you´re old :P love you! ♥

[xenvoguex]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY OMG!! hahaha

no seriously ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

haha

[jkimisyellow]

THAT TOP. I WANT.

[Lepreas]

FAVOURITED. LIKED. THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT FROM LIFE. *flailing*

[nextowicked]

imagining the LOLS if someone walked in on you doing this!! :P

[ferrermark07]

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY!!! :DD

[KillingCuriosity1]

your like those spoil girls on Sweet 16!

[TheThunderDragoon]

Happy Birthday, betch! XD

[leetcruelean]

My B-Day is next Monday! I will portray ALL of this video for the next couple of days and see how many people I annoy :D

[LittleAlexO]

This is so me.

[ribbonsandstreamers]

Happy Birthday ! Haha my birthdays next month, but its on a Wednesday too... :)

[sinbisejinseungwan]

he can do the guy's t-shirt dress! the best one so far! haha

[RunLookRun]

You're a very pretty girl.

[jazbo808]

hahahaha love the theme! you did greattt bahaha can't wait to see the other guys too!

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

I actually thought this was some chick filling in before I saw the video. Purple hair kinda suits you.

[Virini]

So... is there some important anniversary for you this week or something? You're were a little ambiguous about that... ;)

[smurfit24]

the purple hair really ROCKS!!! :P

[frankyg92g]

Ohh this is gonna be interesting week

[TerasXertas]

@frankyg92g No kidding, I bet Brandon not's going to do it either. As always. XD

[levypoulter]

Best video EVER!

[justaddtommy]

that wig though.

[ThatDylanYouKnow]

I'm so in love.

[JasonRushRochon]

They don't say anything with duct tape over their mouth ^_^

[Arshavin23rd]

I rewatched this at least fourteen times. Do I need a therapist?

[ALittleBitStormy]

This should DEFINITELY be wear-a-wig week!

[Arshavin23rd]

this is hilarious and so true, girls do that all the time. Awesome video.

[sa711kevin]

When I say the icon, I totally thought there was a guest vlogger on AGAD today @_@

[norlack89]

Happy birthday by the way :) [two days from now..]

[Brandonality]

OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!! in like 5 months!!!~*~** lol omg txtit

[NeebasAndAyirhs]

Ah happy early birthday Simon! Love you. Btw, this video is beyond perfect.(:

[norlack89]

This was soooo good!!!! I died throughout the whole thing XD

[mikkidixxi]

haha the last three seconds of the vid you're just fondling your boobs..

[TbgAndCo]

lol our birthdays are 6 months apart

[alysonfan94]

Simon, this look really works for you :D

[kaikobird]

hahaha love it

[Cjkepler90]

Happy early birthday. Great video. Made my day :-)