The Chronicles of Chris-chan: BERSERKAARRR [10/12/09]

[illsmackudown]

1:20 lol

[MrRaspberryNutsack]

BLLLLAAARGH *hic* BLUUGHAAARG

[sabbathbloodoath98]

00:08 Fail spin dash?

[sabbathbloodoath98]

That's what I call hot chocolate...

[TakuraLioness]

This is Chris...having a hissy fit...XD 

[mckmrtn89]

press 3 repeatedly

[TheApatheticGuy]

Bob and Barb must've been so used to weird noises coming out of Chris's room that this would've sounded like another typical Wednesday night.

[Kyleloyd]

The fuck...

[LisaChuUK]

LOL keep pressing 1 every 2 seconds! xD

[Nekromedes]

0:08 lol Dr Zoidberg!

[WinterDomeFly]

1:22 - 1:24 "Down goes fraser!"

[AgentStark427]

Whoever knew he was physically capable of jumping about like that.

[weds9994]

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[dc1313drc]

LMFAO keep pressing 1 for retarded rolling chris screaming like the three stodges

[Udany147]

0:41

gayest throw ever

[SlowRiotNewKanada]

Most of these really bizarre videos are suggested by trolls posing as gal pals.

[Colddirector]

1:07

Seriously, what the hell is that? He... goes onto one leg and falls? I don't even know how to begin to comprehend what Chris thought he was doing there.

[weds9994]

You wonder where his parents are in all of this - a retarded mid-20s man screaming, growling jumping around and acting the fool in his room (Chris it seems did this constantly between '07 to '10) but you never (Bar one or two exceptions, once was only cos Chris incurred Bobs wrath for uploading the house tour) see the parents check him out.

The analogy fits - a developmentally stunted retard left alone in a room full of toys, in a filthy, junk-filled and dilapidated home in bumfuck, Virginia...

[superfawful65]

One day, Chris is going to end up tard raging so hard that he has a heart attack and dies.

[mrbobmanbob]

Reminds me of Tommy Wiseau's rage-out at the end of The Room.

[ZealSeraph]

This video is bound to get him truckloads of china.

[satinsguard]

Other than Victory Rockout, this is the most exercise that Chris has ever done in his life.

[Eugenitor]

Parents of small children can use this as a teaching tool. "You want to keep throwing tantrums? Well here's a 30-year-old man who throws tantrums. You want to grow up to be like him?"

[jcrowley1985]

@Eugenitor Wow, his room is COOL!!!!! Just look at all those toys, and he even has an awesome medallion.

[BinaryRaven]

@Eugenitor "Listen Kid, if you grow up like this tardball, I will end you as I have created you."

[superfawful65]

I fucking laughed my ass off when he fell off the chair.

[TheDeistAngle]

Okay

Srsly guys, can we humanely euthanize it yet? its clearly in pain.

[spottySTC]

0:09 That sound what he makes, oh god...

I wan't able to stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[ryanwashere21]

Its amazing how weak he is

[Malkmusianful]

Ecstasy makes you do crazy things.

[theworldisquare]

I lost my shit laughing at 0:10 when he just crashes on the floor.

NO ONE tard rages like Chris.

[MrRibbotron]

I'd like to know why he made that whooping noise!

[ElectricWaddle]

Kind of makes you wonder what the fuck his parents are doing during shit like this... Well, aside from Bob. RIP Lumberjack.

[sikokilla1234]

I couldn't stop laughing after he fell off that chair....

[NorrisArt]

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

TANK!

[TwinUzis]

@Iwonderwotsfordinner

Nah.

BOOMER!

[YankeeFlyBoy]

TARD RAGE XD

[onemoreturn]

Rise of the planet of the 'tards...

[SuperNature90]

@felixthecatboy

Or pro abortion

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

...Please let this not be the standard to which the entire autism spectrum is held.

[TheWriter0]

0:02 I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES

[Lightyagami121]

it looks like he's trying to act like a fleaman from castlevania.

[drogothlord]

What the HELL was that noise he made at 0:09? EEENEENENENEEE!

[Spootchies]

@drogothlord  (\/) (º,,,,º) (\/) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

[Lou500]

Chimpanzees throw better tantrums than this.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@felixthecatboy Or a commercial to encourage girls to use BC. We should make a billboard and put his face on it and it should say "Use Birth Control."

[444Tazer]

He got tired after tearing up cardboard and jumping around for 45 seconds... and that camera. That poor camera.

[thgodofwar]

QUICK! GET THE HAMMER OF DAWN!

[AsterBarnivere]

This is why I'm pro-choice....

[RobotwarsKing]

0:06

That face, Goddamn...

[Simmguy]

That...is 29 apparently...Sweet Neptune...

[SinDawg030]

WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!?!?!

[FFS1NICO]

this is ALL the power christian has. ALL of it.

[Mrguy891]

And the camera was never the same again.

[RandomCommenterful]

@Mrguy891 Yep. This was when the quality of Chris's videos dropped, as if they weren't bad enough before this video.

[TonyBMan]

it would have been appropriate to play THE BEAST I or II to this, from Evangelion.....true Berserker musik there

[TheLooseTube]

so this is where all the recycling goes....

[tmanuel44]

He throws things like such a pansy.

[PrancingCornmuffins]

Is this his mating dance?

[Zenotwapal]

0:21

CHRIS FAILS FOR THE 21,000TH TIME

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

pro-abortion video

[TheBlackYousa]

This is the inspiration for the Fleshpound

[TheSkunkCat]

It's kind of like watching a really feeble angry chimp.

[AGenericVillain]

WOW, YOU RIPPED A CARDBOARD BOX.

YOUR REAAAAAL STRONG

[RobotwarsKing]

1:22

YOU ARE DEAD

Continue?

Yes

No<

[LauraIsPink]

chris maybe you shouldn't throw things at/hit your camera. maybe you could learn to respect the things you have instead of abuse them. it's no wonder why your camera is shitty and makes random cuts and jumps around in some of your videos.

[VIOLATER9000]

Keep pressing 7 and he becomes a retarded Magicarp! XD

[AMIIZix]

he is a monkeyyyyyyyy

[johntheant]

then at the end he throws a bone in the air like in 2001: a space odyssey exept he doesnt get any smarter

[JadeEyes1]

"Here we see the wild retard in his natural habitat..."

[dxjrules5]

I understand he's trying to be intimidating by acting crazy, but what purpose was falling of the chair for?

[striderdan]

what's odd is that when you listen without any sound, it's hard to tell when he's screaming or laughing.

[some14u2no]

Screaming, jumping up and down, throwing shit. Holy shit, my 4 year old niece does not act like this.

[RandomPerson616]

I can understand throwing a tantrum since he's autistic (despite the fact that most autistic people overcome whatever anger issues they have by the time they reach adulthood), but filming himself throwing a tantrum and then posting it on YouTube? Seriously, WTF?

[geckorus10]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[UltimateFathoms]

Intimidation

Chris-chan, you're doing it wrong.

[videogamenostalgia]

@OpenGLock ...and gaymen

[angrybull]

He's in such bad shape that he can't even tard rage for a minute without needing to take a break.

[Birdboy281]

complete failure 

[PAVN]

Natural selection is obviously fucking broken atm. Sorry for any inconvenience.

[Spootchies]

Chris chan angry.........

Chris Chan SMASH!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW­RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[DerMorphy]

Next time you wanna smash something against your head, I suggest a baseball bat or a block of wood. Maybe you'll get smarter. Surely you won't get any worse!

[IncubatorKyubey]

Oh, Chris

[PAVN]

What the fuck is he doing? And why is he doing it?

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Are you guys saying you don't do this when you get angry? I find that hard to believe.

[Metaknight486]

@ScrewLimbBizkit We don't do it with the Internet as an audience... and we certainly try not to be as big of lolcows as Chris-chan.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@Metaknight486

Yeah I like to take sarcastic comments seriously too.

[Metaknight486]

What a waste of human life.

[FeralRat]

It's either late at night or early in the morning, weren't his parents asleep? Why don't they ever come into the room to see what's going on when he starts making all kinds of noise? 

[Shadoboy]

@FeralRat Because one of them probablly stumbled unto him playing with Officer Nasty and decided they didn't want to enter that hellhole again.

[DrDoom343]

Watch this with the 1911 option on, it's just too damn perfect.

[straightMKchamp]

@DrDoom343 Hahaha, it's exactly what I did! It was amazing.

[thefuzz97]

@DrDoom343 The what now?

[silentblacklist]

0:59

[crashkadara]

wat.

[Colddirector]

Those three dislikes are from the same piece of cardboard right after Chris failed to rip it.

[TonyBMan]

i can just picture Ritsuko: "MY GOD, WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE WE MADE THIS ONE!?!?!"

Just what the hell is an eva-chris anyway?!

[ILIKECEREALX]

RRAAAARRL

[TwoHandedSledge]

What? And you mean to tell me he's never been laid?? The hell you say! I don't believe it for a second.

[TwoHandedSledge]

I like how he thinks breaking cardboard is some sort of huge feat of strength. Not only that, but he fails to break it like five times. It baffles my mind this fucking retard is 27 years old. I've seriously only seen little kids act like this.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

i like how he tried 3 times to break cardboard.

[Rumpintime]

My favorite part is when he tries to stand on the chair and falls off then, does the retard shuffle.

[TonyBMan]

@Rumpintime only a true fucking retard would throw objects at THEIR OWN FUCKING FRAGILE CAMERA

[Athils]

This makes me wonder if this kind of behavior ever worked for him in life. Did his parents just give in whenever he threw a pathetic tantrum and threatened them with violence?

[RichardGittens]

Keep pressing 3. Also keep pressing 8.

Lulz ensue.

[AquaHedgehog]

My reaction to Halo not working right on Ubuntu.

[dylan697]

....and here on your right we have an angry fail, notice his unusual movement, this is the fails mating dance which he uses to attract a mate.

although the fail tends to be a passive by nature, it will defend itself, it does this by voiding its bowls to ward off predators.

[Jayko249]

@dylan697 LOL That is rich!!!! XD

[Jayko249]

@dylan697 Could not have put it better myself! :3

[Terrane21]

Chirs-Chan the Weretard!

[NeoSquadillah]

*would you like to suck my duck, BERSERKAAAR*

[MrRakah]

what is your trouble?

[RobotwarsKing]

1:25

YOU DIED

Would you like to continue?

Y/N<

[VegetarianLyfe]

*Chris begins to climb on chair*

PLEASE HANG YOURSELF PLEASE HANG YOURSELF... DAMNIT!

[matted90]

0:08 sounded like he just killed a dog :(

[angrybull]

He can even rage for a minute without getting tired.

[GreatNegus]

FRENZY!!

[DragonReploidZero2]

01:00 THUD!! Chris seems to like rolling around his room and hurting himself and cardboard box lids.

[MahBoi22]

Hey, don't break your belongings like that! You should treasure things you bought with our hard-earned money!

[sandi539]

Plays Susumu Hirasawa "Forces"

[feraldrive]

Holy shit at the multiple displays of limp-wristed throwing technique. I guess he really is gay.

[AZJamie1]

@feraldrive I've known quite a few gay guys who would love to hear you compare them to Chris Chan to their face. I bet you'd be picking up your teeth afterward.

[Chaaaarlotte93]

@feraldrive ohgod the way Chris throws or basically does anything it would be an insult to gays everywhere if you compared his behaviour to theirs.

[KingGekko]

The Hulk has NOTHING on this.

[StaticPokemon]

Goddamn, he sounds like a Kobold.

NO TAKE MEDALLION

[Checkmate409]

RAAAAAAGHR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH RAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGG­G

[DerMorphy]

Major lol when he falls off the chair :D :D :D

[Ninjical]

I hate to say this, but that combination of shirt and pants makes him look pretty normal. Still tubby, but normal. He should wear things like that instead of his clown shirts.

[RainKissedRukia]

It's like going into an insane asylum.

[entropy44]

i can picture his parents, sitting downstairs in the living room, contemplating why they didn't use a condom 28 years ago

[WonderKingJehuty]

@entropy44 what living room?

[DukeNukem2020]

@entropy44 Barb's contemplating why she let Bob talk her out of having the abortion.

[DrDoom343]

@entropy44 Hell, this man is a living condom commercial

[ILIKECEREALX]

I love that you threw in a Buffy reference in the tags.

[cid032]

FEELS GOOD MAN

[ikkedoch]

aannnd again the sissythrow. Great.

[JustWannaFeelGood]

1:07

lol

[videogamenostalgia]

He's 28...

[douboymkIII]

door opens

"son, what are you doing?"

[jallen95]

This one goes in the "why the fuck did Chrissy upload this?" pile.

[FlashIsBack33]

The Incredible Dolt.

[RetroZombieee]

He throws like a bitch.

[OverlordX2]

oh you gotta be kidding me...BESERKER!!! thumbs up if you get the reference

[Funkybob2]

You know, I'm starting to wonder something:

What would Chris-Chan be like if he didn't have autism? How different would he be if he didn't have a scapegoat to pin all of his faults on? It's been well-established that very little of his behavior has to do with autism, so how different would he be? Would he be willing to learn from his mistakes? Would he put a little more effort into being a better person?

[TigerPimp666]

@Funkybob2 i will say this to you Funk i seen all his videos and stuff and if he did not have this autism be will be a better persona and draw very good you know but in a way he may or may not have his art

[TheSkunkCat]

@Funkybob2

Without autism I suspect he'd still be a failure. But he'd be a BORING failure. Because he'd know how utterly retarded his antics are and not do them. And he wouldn't fall for all those fake galpals. (Maybe still one or two, since he's a moron, but not the ten or more or so he actually fell for.)

I suspect without autism Chris'd be a typical angry 'loveshy' tard. But nowhere near as hilarious or bizarre.

[TheSkunkCat]

@TheSkunkCat

I think alot of trolls overestimate what Chris could potentially do, or could have done with better parenting.

Sure Chris is lazy, bigoted and an all around asshole. And sure his parents, especially his mother, are incompetent. But with Chris combination of very low intelligence and his complete lack of social skills which are LARGELY autism-based. (If with a hint of stubbornness) he was bound to be a failure. Generally autistic people who DO make it are SMART.

Chris is a moron.

[zergswarm10]

He seems to be proud of breaking that cardboard covering at 0:23

[mrslash11]

Let him wear himself out so he sleep through the night.

[johorean88]

Poor PSEye...

[TheDazro]

Judging by the lighting, either hes in one STRAAANGE disco or the bloody police have come.

[Krbyfan1]

The video content and the description are a perfect mixture to create maximum hilarity.

[LexLight1]

0:08 What the fuck was with him showing his ass at the camera? O_O

[fumpingo]

I fucking hate this guy's parents, because not only did they taught him that homosexuality is the pure evil, but they also didn't try to prevent THIS. I don't believe they should have locked him up in his room with no connection to the world, but come on, he obviously needs help as an autistic child, they shouldn't allow him to embarass himself in front of a camera. Poor soul.

[Psquit]

@fumpingo some things can never be change and i think chris is one of those things

[videogamenostalgia]

Was there a reason for this? Or was this just Chris as usual?