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  • "MOTHER FUCKIT!!" Lolwut?

  • ninja dislike bar -.-

  • Oh, Martin. <3

  • Conclusion: Nobody can look at Simon Pegg for more than three or four seconds without laughing.

  • anyone noticed that most of the characters' last name ends with "er"

  • @SRB2suntyro It's an Anglican thing. Someone's last name was always their job. Potter, Granger, Miller, Farmer, Hopper, etc.

  • @Lightning4119 ...makes you wonder about Blower then....

  • @Shiantor Not to mention Cocker.

    Except that Blower would blow - make - things from glass. Cocker would (if I recall correctly) raise chickens.

  • Martin going 'Nooooo' gets me every time xD

  • love martin freeman :)

  • 0:57, the man who would be Shakespeare.

  • What does he do to the car at 6:00?

  • @Ox5f3759df he stalled it. probably left it in gear with the handbrake on.

  • This film is amazing Yarp lol

  • I love this film!

  • BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL jog on

  • Drive safe lol xx

  • 09:54 had me laughing my arse off XD

  • 02:02 it's Weathley!

  • @zekka9999 you mean that's Stephen merchant.

  • @TomClothier Of course, if I know it's the voice of Weathley, I know his name too.

  • 0:45

    it took me a while to realise that this is bill bailey... he looks so different with "normal" hair :D

  • "Civiliar liasar....with the 'ows yer father, righ' up the arse!"

  • detective cunts LOLOLOLOL

  • 07:11 lol and trust Pegg to laugh at his own raspberry :D

  • woman: i dont know, quite like a little midnight gobble, haaaha

    old man: cock..

    LOLL

  • @lemonpop4u it is American middle finger equivalent of fuck off piss off Bugger off

  • Why does the guy at 0:20 get so pissed off at Simon messing up when he messed up about 20 times?

  • @resdudeornardude it was a joke

  • @resdudeornardude he was joking lol

  • @Flydeification He looked and sounded pretty serious.

  • @resdudeornardude hes an actor

  • whats that V brits throw up

  • 00:02 NEU!

  • Still find Simon Pegg swearing to be one of the funniest things in the world, for reasons i really do not know.

  • @spinking458 Because it's adorable and oddly sexy all at the same time, perhaps :p?

    Simon and Nick are awesome together. I love watching them crack each other up.

  • Hello Keith, -ohh- 

  • this movie makes me wanna shoot a gun in the air and scream AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!

  • Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz:same main characters,best movies

  • So this is a 16:9 capture of a 4:3 capture of a 16:9 clip rendered in 240p?

    What's the fucking point of that?

  • "To us!

    -Just a little lower, guys

    -TO US"

  • "I love when you curse, Tim."

  • well well well, 240p, we meet again....

  • detective cunts..

  • Worth watching just to hear Timothy Dalton swearing his head off XD

  • fags

  • @Geawi Just because you can't be as awesome as them.

  • 05:12

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  • hello keith, oo

    

  • This Film is A-MAZE-ING

  • @awsem1o1 bloody right it is

  • this movie must have been so much fun to make

  • gosh how i love this movie. simon pegg is so charismatic, he really should be a bigger star than he already is

  • @3:38 Is That Chris Martin? from Coldplay

  • Wow! James Bond sure swears ALOT lawl!

  • EVE DRAPER!

  • What shop was you thinking of? Dunno... Ann Summers? Hahaha

  • trouble with the echo is you can't hear the bell end! lmfao!!! hahahahahaha

  • Is the guy at 02:07 Steven Merchant?

  • @LauraMuser yes

  • @LauraMuser yeah it is

  • 0:32 what does Nick say?

  • @mad4takethat the collars match the cuffs....ginger pubes lol

  • @gazdavephillips aah.. LOL :L cheers :)

  • "MOTHERFUCKER!....FUCK!" "I love when you curse tim,"

  • Nick Frost + Simon Pegg x Bloopers = Pants wet from laugter.

  • racist farmer LOL so funny

  • This Film Is A-maz-ing!

  • this was on last night.. :D

  • @BristolSpotterHD I know :)

    because the Sky box was buggered and so I had no choice but to watch 'normal TV' and I couldn't take anymore of Peter Andre's life stories -_-

  • Do I have any choice in this?.. Nooooooo.

  • you're not really bros until you can fake kiss each other

  • Stick on Transcribe audio, the subtitles are hilarious XD

  • 8:30 had me in absolute stitches, the way Nick just carry's on as normal.

  • I'm glad you asked!

    Funniest voice ever! XDDDD

  • "Noooooo."

    Oh, Martin Freeman, how I love thee.

  • nick frost and simon pegg are simply THE GREATEST combination.

  • super funny:D and they're best friends, right? i want such ab est friend too:P

  • Simon's laugh is so funny!

  • To us! "just a little lower guys"

    To us

  • This is one of two movies that I've actually watched with the director's commentary, the other being Shaun of the Dead

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  • 5:27 onwards is the best part :)

  • I have watched these out takes at least 10 times, more with the actual movie. Simon Pegg is my inspiration!

  • 3:18

  • SORRY WE DON'T TAKE GIFT'S FROM PEOPLE WHO DISLIKES THIS v

  • pub?

    

  • COCKS!!!!!

  • I dunno, pu-

    *laughter*

  • Simon Peg's laugh is adorable xD The twosome are so giggly!

    Martin Freeman in the beginning too ^^ But my favourite is the champagne glasses going over too high on the screen so when the guy off-screen says 'do it a little lower' and the actor literally speaks with a lower voice :D

  • Eve draper HUUUUUUURGH!!!

  • "Tell 'em I'll call 'em bwack sorry!"

  • Stop in the name - bullock ...

  • @LadyTopaz11 *bollocks

  • @LadyTopaz11 lmfao

  • This. Is. Epic!!!!

    So. Is. This. Movie!!!!!

  • Just epic

  • whats the music at the last scenes? it sounds epic :)

  • "Have you ever done crack, like in Training Day?"

    "Yeah, sure"

    "Mmmm."

  • "he thinks hes fuckin shit, smile let go" XDDD

  • @mcchillum Its "he thinks his fuckin shits made of gold." I mean honestly yours doesent even make sense..

  • @VeritasAequitas13 ahh it can be that i didnt understood it correctly but whatever... cunt!

  • @mcchillum Are you honestly dyslexic or something.

  • @VeritasAequitas13 what is your damn problem? nobody is perfect

  • @mcchillum No shit, next time dont call me a cunt

  • WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE!

  • Drive thafe! XD

  • i bet they smell really nice after 3:40

  • The first scene is brilliant.

    "Do I have any choice in this?"

    "NUUUUUUU!!!"

    XD XD XD

  • @Veeno00

    We represent the lollipop guild and we want YOU!

  • 5:34 awsome scenes

  • lol 3:17 "Drive Safe!"

  • OTP

  • I love the swan

  • I love it at 5:12 when everyone else is acting, and angel and danny are just giggling like kids

  • HEEEEEEEEATHENS

  • "Dunno, quite like a little midnight gobble hahaha"

    Childish giggling in background cracks me up every time!!!

  • im sorry but what does 240p means ?

  • @81RacOOn

    It means it was filmed on the back of a spoon, usually.

  • 2:20 'Racist farmer....'

    Lol :D Pegg and Merchant should have more scenes together on screen.

  • Do i have any choise in this? Nuuu!

  • 240p we meet again...

  • 2:02 I. Love. Stephen Merchant.

  • 5:20 i love that guy, Cocks... hahah

  • Love the packet of Tomato Sauce scenes!

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  • What's the "Collars match the cuffs" joke? I don't get it.

  • @JenZbbY Pubic hair matches hair colour.

  • 1:15 detective cunts

  • 3:40 LMAO

  • 1:41 LOL the Cinematography is brillaint in that scene.

  • I love how half the cast have REALLY wheezy laughs :'33 

  • 0:31 hahahaha!

  • 02:36 Edgar Wright you can hear behind the camera. xD

  • ''trouble is you can't hear the bellend''

  • civilian liasant with the hows your father right up the arse, brilliant

  • This Film is A-MAZE-ING!

  • 8.15 ! hahahaha that is funny ! coming off really fast like dat

  • look at him...thinks his shits made of gold..

  • LOL Simon and Nick are HILARIOUS!!

  • Racist farmer.

  • 5:35 - 5:58 LMAO

  • "hey, theres a bell"

    "581 take 6"

    "trouble with the echo you cant hear the bell end"

    "and action"

    "i just gotta get over the bellend thing" LOL

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  • @phoenix02200 a bellend is the end of "the long male reproductive organ" to put it nicely

  • 'He thinks he's fucking shits made of gold'

    CLASS

  • "Stop, In the name of bollock!" XD

  • 06:22 XDXDXDXD

  • woah never noticed it but...is that Watson at the beginning? o.O I just found him in Shaun of the dead as well. nice surprise :D

  • @Lilithly Martin Freeman who plays Watson from BBC Sherlock, yes. He also has a minor role in Shaun of the Dead.

  • @aravioa Don't forget his brilliant performance as Tim in The Office.

  • @GreatScottPilgrimage Of course, of course. I just thought it would be better to tell people about something that is related to Hot Fuzz. I got the impression that not a lot of people have heard of the UK version of the Office.

  • piss myself when nick says my left eye

  • funniest bloopers ive ever watched aha :D

  • Do i have any choice in this? NUUuuu!

  • I don't know - Pub?

  • dunno quite fancy a midnight gobble *insert best laugh ever heard* LMAO!

  • I want to have a beer with every British person.  They seem like a funny 'lot'.

  • "Drive safe!" Oh, God. I'm crying.

  • "Tell them I'll call the BWACK".

  • You can always be sure that a Pegg and Frost film will have tear-inducing outtakes.

  • Nick, Simon and the rest of the cast and crew obviously had a ball making this film. Congrats on getting through the laughter to bring us a really funny comedy (parody).

  • "How's our guest?" ".......HAH HA!...guest?"

  • Is the swan relevant?... the swan's not relevant.

  • collars match the cuffs- ahhh nick frost!

  • @BrookeSimself

    ...i know ...not sure the kid even understood the joke ...he looked around like "what's so funny?' ...LoL

  • @1:16 "Detective gotsah..fuck"

  • Actor : To us. :)

    Director(?): Uhhh could you do it a little lower you guys?

    Actor : TO US.

    Best blooper IMO ever.

  • steve merchant XD