Bathroom Etiquette (with Adam Carolla)

[awesomeskull100]

cool he's shitting



[MrsTakumi]

he sounds like the guy from larry laphard games

[kbxj9]

I dont agree with the "keep your feet on the floor". i know that after most of my endeavorers, my hands can be pretty gross. i wouldnt wanna touch the handle after myself. flush with ur foot, then wash ur hands. if we all did that, then theres no problem here.

[dude13361]

he forgot the most important rule - dont piss in a urinal right next to another guy

[TerrariaBuddie]

2:14 looks suspicious... :D

[usernameofchoice10]

i see adam but i hear spanky ham

[TheLucion666]

@usernameofchoice10 yep, it sure does sound like that...

[Sepilein1]

excuse me, my phone is about to brake...omg i laughed so hard xD

[malcolm9001]

whoa this is really lame what is this adam?

[papastiffy]

Why on earth would you flush the toilet who's flushing mechanism is clearly designed to be used with your foot, with your bare hand? I'm farely certain everyone flushes those toilets with their foot, for the exact reason he brought up; the last guy used his foot.

It's like saying, "Don't piss all over the floor in the bathroom, I'm about to eat off of it!" Then don't eat off of the public restroom floor... Use your foot people.

[GrimLP]

@papastiffy Clearly designed to be used with your foot? Are you out of your mind? You don't think, maybe, if it was designed to be flushed with your foot, the handle would be ON THE FLOOR? Please don't be that fucking stupid.

[drpepper70707]

I see the commercial... and the only thing I can think off is Hackman from Gamer singing "They have strings but you can see, I have no strings on me."

[SuperStevenHarper]

Steve-o loves adam carolla into the ground !

[centurionairsoft23]

BLACK GUY!!!!!

[spacejerkerdotcom]

ACE MAN!

[TenouHaruka0]

My brother needs to see this. It really sucks when its the middle of the night and I'm barely awake but have to use the bathroom. Too tired, eyes halfway open, sit down on the toilet......"AGHHH GOD DAMN IT THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE'S PISS ALL OVER MY ASS!!!!"

[pexpix]

I do the Jackie Chan of the Can every time.

Guilty.

[rickygervais1776]

@pexpix Hell yes! Me too. It means you are sensible. I am there to protect myself from the nasty hands of other people. If they aren't smart enough to do the Jackie Chan of the Can themselves it isn't our problem.

[Losluna02]

the ace man is right

[thoman100]

cave johnson here

[sergiop2212]

OMG i Know someone already said it but JACKIE CHAN OF THE CAN... EPIC!!!!

[jerz211]

lol "jackie chan of the can" :o

[illiria2000]

the black guy looks like some one i work with, cool.

[GzUP9110]

"just shakin' the dew off the ol' lilly"

[bigairbc]

O SHIT, ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE, THE JIG IS UP, EVERYBODY RUN !!!!!

[jonlollol1]

omg here i go... going to go look for a comment because the top comment is reffering to another comment :l.. damn my curiousity..

[mryddet]

... cup your hands

[DualWieldClaymores]

"collateral whiz"-lol

[dougiegirl12]

"cup ur hands! What? I said cup your hands!" lol funny shit man

[Sman794]

"cup your hands" hahahahahaj

[Sman794]

"Cup your hand" hahahahahha

[MiddleOfTheOreo]

Spanky Ham =D

[ServoPrime]

Sorry, my phone's about to break.

[xxYetterxx]

Wow...this guy is not funny

[y2kblackout]

@ 2:26 - If the door is closed, it's occupied.

@2:38 - The door was closed. Why did he enter?!

[TheFatAlmighty]

@y2kblackout because someone just closed the door without anyone in there

[FacelessDeviant]

@y2kblackout Because Adam Carolla doesnt give a shit!

[Draphcone]

@y2kblackout i guess you didn't get the joke then.....

[MrChickenZombie]

@y2kblackout Because, as he said, that last piece of advice is for home use. The bathroom in the video is one at a work space. Therefore, the advice does not apply.

[BurntRussianHD]

@y2kblackout because the closed/opened rule is for house parties or houses in general. He was at work.

[DanceGDance]

@y2kblackout That was the door to enter the bathroom not the stall .

[TheLucion666]

@y2kblackout because he is troll...

[whitsoxdude]

@y2kblackout It was for home use.

[kcuskcid0]

@y2kblackout adam is a big sarcastic troll?

[xstopemailingmex]

@y2kblackout He started out by saying that the last tip was for home use (@2:17). It also appears that the skit, in it's entirety, was filmed and performed in a public or office setting. Good catch.

[MrAppleseed88]

Man I wish Adam was back on the radio. what the fuck...

[MrMartin6312]

doesent he play death in family guy?

[Doryphoroi]

Disagree with the last one. Toilets smell. I want as little contact with shit particles as possible.

[GamesR4FITE]

This guy made fun of me when I called loveline 5 years ago ;_;

[Browdown4444]

@GamesR4FITE You Probably Deserved It! Ha Ha!!!!!!

[Soulgotha]

@GamesR4FITE What was your question?

[TrollingAfro]

Fuck, Adam Carolla is such a BAMF...

[Mach14speed]

Ahahaha, cup your hands

[crazyforcod]

I hate it when people have the worst smelling pee you have ever smelt and decide not to flush so you smell it even if you do flush the urinal

[mariofreak8021]

@crazyforcod i hate when people don't flush, period.

[XxShadowOfAgesxX]

Cup your hands.

Wha-

CUP YOUR HANDS!

[snak3145]

"cup your HANDsss" LOL

[SuperUltraNinja1]

i have to do a shit...

[DrNSoos]

i hate when people don't flush.its like they don't know how a toilet works :S...then i gotta look at their shit

[WiiDudeIV]

Lol I remember this one time after a movie, there was a lineup at the bathroom and like 3/5 of the stall doors were open so I was confused and checked all of them... Sheesh... Can't even close the stall door XD

[guitarhamster102]

They forgot the one where you have to skip one urinal away from the other guy to avoid his "splash"

[buyerofsorts]

Corolla needs acting lessons...



[100000Times]

@buyerofsorts

*Carolla, not Corolla.

You need spelling lessons...

[buyerofsorts]

@100000Times Spelling Trolls... The scurge of Youtube...

[kcuskcid0]

@100000Times no he just drives that piece of shit =D

[sevenar7R]

what Mar really should have done is lock that stall



[davidmcdonald86]

CUP YOUR HANDS!

[quiena0]

Honestly, I wish more people actually did that last one.

I mean having to actually stand there and think "Oh boy, is there anyone actually in there? Wait.. I heard a drip, was it a tap or someone taking a piss?" while you're bursting for one yourself isn't an enjoyable experience.

[dr3w79]

Perfect bathroom trip song should have been the outro

[jefffhardy]

why does he care if theres piss on the seat. you dont shit at work. unless adam pees sitting down. leave the seat up and no more problems

[SenorBrownwater71]

dont you hate it when the top rated comment is a comment about the top rated comment being a reply to another comment which you cant see...

[surfqld]

@SenorBrownwater71 dude stfu

[LilaLovegood1]

@gleetooth I toatally agree!

[60sfreak97]

AHahah

[kwinkatopolis]

People that don't use their hands to flush don't want their hands. What a bunch of gross fucks.

[Radioactive1080z]

I actually read the book, that is some funny stuff!

[CABOOSE5150]

I would gladly cup my hands for Adam Carolla's piss. So that his manlyness can rub off on me XD

[heyitssomeguy]

I always shit first thing in the morning when I get to the office. I also ONLY flush using my foot. Only children touch the lever with their hands.

[TheTinxE]

I dont lift the seat cause the female room mates complain that I left the seat up.

[jojococoa]

when i shit at work they are paying me to shit!

[mzm153]

Actually I am at work before 9, around 8 am, so 9:05 would mean 1 hour and 5 minutes :-P

[MrKilroyWasHere1]

@gleetooth i agree

[davisthefoo]

oh and cameronsmart1 said "I always do the foot thing."

[batthatisbat]

If there was a G-rated version of this, they should show it at all the schools.

[badacyborg]

Cup your hands...reminds me of basic military training.

[Segeric]

Cup your hands.

[MacEliot]

How about extending doors and walls all the way to the floor? Who came up with that design anyway?

[Emilyrsps]

I totally have wanted to do that to someone's cellphone! Talking on the cellphone in the bathroom is gross.

[jthrunz]

don't you hate it when the highest rated comments are replies to other comments which you can't you see...

[fangs654]

@jthrunz what did u do? copy and paste that from gleetooth?

[countrysidesubway]

that's a nice bathroom..

[mrgamerman33]

he hosts the car show now

[cthulhuforpres117]

Hey Adam Carolla, look what i can do!

[TheRailbaron]

''Jackie Chan of the Can''

[frzjaleel4evr]

at 2:10, he looks like Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear

[CurtisAlfeld]

I would never want to get a call from the bathroom. You can tell by that echo, and the sound of a small waterfall, and the sound of a rock splashing in the water

[CurtisAlfeld]

But, we have to keep one of my bathroom doors closed at home, or else we can't use the hallway

[AutophobicNightmare]

Using your foot to flush it is actually somewhat reasonable. You have to realize that somewhere along the line, someone has used their foot. Deal with it. If you don't want to touch it with your hands, use your foot.

[MrRetroboyish]

they're always fucked up to the black guys

[TheBencake]

fuck you keith keystone!

[DeceasedCoob]

"Jackie Chan of the can", nice one!

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Cup your hands... xD i've watched this vid like 10 times now, never gets old

[XxZuthixXx]

Haha cup you hands!!!

[BRlaughin]

@armornone that makes perfect sense. since 1 famous Jew is aparently a perv, then all of them must be! It's all clear to me now

[carringtonpadgett]

The guy who lifted his foot from the floor is Dr.Dre in the key of awesome

[tiamta]

should have thrown the phone into the toilet...

[Armornone]

Who freaking cares what some Jew thinks. If we learned anything from Anthony Weiner is that all old jewish men are perverts. that is a given.

[KAKKAK0]

i HATE it when ppl close the door wen nobody is inside! coz wen u open the door all that shit smell is freshly preserved for your smelling!

[freezeandburn77]

I laughed my ass off!!!!

[adrianreborn]

the key of awesome...

[pubefaceIV]

If you didnt think this was funny you can just...

(press 4)

[lolcunts]

Note to everybody:

Before washing your hands, grab a paper towel and put it within reach. Use the paper towel to turn off the faucet after you turned it on and to get more paper towels. That is all.

[TheMomoxmox]

Hey, thats the guy who does Death voice in Family guy!!!

[Taychon3]

actually there is more bacteria in the soap dispenser and on the faucet than there is on the seat or even floor

[mexus37]

If the door is a jar, Caution. Twist to open.

[michaelbogart434]

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeatTheSpecialStage]

WHOA.

It's not that serious, lmao

[bendsucks]

I close the door after pooping with the fan on. Who wants the smell to waft throigh the hall? Gross

[GWShReDs]

1:00. Holy shit that guy is tall.

P.S. He forgot to address those pesky foot-tappers

[Joebone18974]

adam carolla sucks

[MyMilkMan69]

Haha, ajar.

[Vicz777]

Where was wash your hands, you dirty man!

[TheEpicNucka]

STEVE LACHIOMA FTW!!!!

[TheFreezer872]

Why isn't this playing on a loop in every restroom in the US?

Ah fuck it, I can already hear the faint shrieks of lefty PC pussies.

[jonmichaeljordan]

@TheFreezer872 it should be everywhere. but i don't think left wing people would particularly care. just anyone who doesn't like cursing. so lots of religious people. so probably right wing people.

[jusfint]

@TheFreezer872 Right-wingers are more uptight by miles.

[TheFreezer872]

@jusfint Maybe on shit like gay marriage or drugs (which is retarded), but when it comes to being "PC" the left takes the cake by lightyears.

[TheFreezer872]

@jusfint Maybe when it comes to shit like gay marriage or drugs (which is retarded). But when it comes to being "PC" the left takes the cake by light years.

Sorry I meant mentally disabled, not retarded, k?

[jusfint]

@TheFreezer872 You're fucking retarded.

I meant retarded.

[jusfint]

@TheFreezer872 You're fucking retarded.

I meant retarded.

[Bluecoconutpicklez]

I hav da book

[tvalerianopereira]

Just think that you touch the door knob before entering the bathroom and before touching you little willy. That's the same door knob everyone touched after touching their willies.

[youmakeitwhatitis]

@tvalerianopereira perfect bathroom trip song.

[tkdude11]

@tvalerianopereira sorry but i haven't touched little willie ever since he got that restaining order

[Fedorasnesguy]

Holy crap it's Louis! (l4d)

[ImTriForceGuy]

I don't get the foot thing. You're going to wash your hands in about 5 seconds anyway, why does it matter?

Unless you have some sort of OCD that involves licking your hands after you touch handles, then I can understand.

[logileksen]

dont forget,

" pee in the bowl to make less noise" ^^

[MoralRapist]

i hate how quotes get all teh thumbs. its lame

[vasudev666666]

i miss the man show

[RyvernRaigon]

When i was at school, these stuffs used to piss me off, they do the most dumbest, nastiest, and laziest things ever xD. I even remember a day that i was going to the bathroom and a guy beat the crap out of someone for not shuffling the toilet because it was full of shit.

[TheCndygrl99]

Did anyone have to pee after this?

[ashthegreat]

Adam Carolla apparently lives in the bathroom so he retires to it at the end of this guide lol.

[gleetooth]

don't you hate it when the highest rated comments are replies to other comments which you can't you see...

[jpheitman]

@gleetooth

Step 1: Hit ctrl+f

Step 2: Type the name of the person who was replied to.

Step 3: Open "View All Comments"

Step 4: Hit ctrl+f again to update.

Enjoy! :D

[hatealldayhabit]

@gleetooth u wrote this to get thumbs up, ur miserable

[gleetooth]

@hatealldayhabit  hey, at least I wasn't replying to another comment :P

[jpheitman]

@hatealldayhabit umad bro?

[wowurcoolhaha]

@gleetooth Yeah, its zoo anoying

[wowurcoolhaha]

@gleetooth its soo annoying right?

[gleetooth]

@wowurcoolhaha yea lol, its even more annoying if its not on the first page of "all comments"

[strigen]

Given Adam Carolla's bathroom escapades, I find it ironic that he's preaching about the cleanliness of proper bathroom etiquette.

Still, he's the funniest man alive.

[Radioactive1080z]

@strigen spanky ham

[cinnamonlover300]

excuse my my phones about to break

[1111krol]

makes my day every time haha

[PsycoHenny]

That's actually a damn good idea.

[ShotDead20]

I do number 4 all the time haha

[RoarinPanda]

All i hear is spanky ham, and im loving it.

[LeMenagerFilms]

Two guys get shot on film, over on my channel... start of new mini series! Subscribe!

[hornetpalooza]

"Jackie Chan of the can", I gotta find a way to use that phrase in real life!

[bloodlustmassacre]

@hornetpalooza dont forget to use bruce lee of floor pee or a wrestling one this inspired me to create... the chuck norris of dropping a hugh morris (on the floor) see its funny cuz hugh looks wrestles and is shit so they mean the same thing and can be interchangable

[Breakfast221]

@Aakutou I was about to leave a comment saying pretty much the same thing.

[bigsteamfan]

@Breakfast221 And you were both copying "phirepate" which has a top comment with.. guess what... the EXACT same thing... Copy-cats... BE ORIGINAL!

[Breakfast221]

@bigsteamfan Stop bitching. I watched this on my iPod, which does not show the top comment. In any case, pull the knot out of your panties and calm down.

[Steve0016]

lmao that was so epic

[richmonksgtr]

I agree with almost all of the points here, but just remember, the Aceman also pees in the sink. :o



[cutapacka4]

@richmonksgtr ... and doesn't wash his hands afterwards, lol

[Aakutou]

I will do all of that except the foot thing. I don’t care what people have to say” oh you can wash your hands in the sink, Oh it is not that bad” I do not care. Just the thought that there could be more DNA on that handle then any CIA investigation in the country disgusts me. No way I am going to touch it.