Wanda "Pirates are car jackers on water"

[rickbangkok]

Wanda is very funny always.  If you cannot take a joke, well then you know what to do. Political correctness is not a law, it is just some people trying to dictate free speech.

[MadameDottoressa]

You know I love Wanda Sykes but some jokes you just have to make after you research, having a big ass ship makes no difference if its going like you grandma's old Chevy. Currently Somali pirates are holding more than 300 hundred sailors hostage worldwide, I don't think their families are laughing at the dumb captain who couldn't haul his big ass ship. As a fan of Wanda Sykes and a member of the maritime community this particular act makes me sick.

[Samantar10]

If it's so simple come try that bitch. Let's see what you will do if you were in that situation. I bet your ugly ass would be taken as a hostage in less than a minute. Fucking useless cunt.

[Tatertawt24]

"Captain, there's some-there's some pirates - uhh... yeah there's some pirates down there. *-*"

[rowan1325]

Lol

[AshleyyyBabyy1]

'THATS A FUCKING PIRATE!

[Perid0tStar]

i really liked this bit from that show x) best part though---was when she was imitating rumsfeld telling the president that pirates were starting to become a threat and she was like 'suuuuuuuure---lol fuck off theres no way hahhahahah

[Axelhander]

This video has some of the dumbest comments I've ever seen.

[fmoham01]

You guys are a little harsh on her. Comedians say anything to crack a joke. They almost never harm.

[ahmedd2]

WANDA IS A freed slave, a daughter of a slave , enslaved mentally and physically.

WANDA somalis are born free, their wings are flying free born in africa in east africa they will stop who intrudes their waters. who ever white man, yellow man , red man , who ever tries to come to fish their waters they will stop .

now already they stop spanish and egyptians and promised not to ever come to somali waters , understand wanda.

we are not white man's slaves wanda.

[714RIPPER]

@ahmedd2 what are you talking about dork, we're not invading them, they're taking shit

[sidvidle]

@714RIPPER Correction, Somalia is still living the consequences of the American invasion. Somalia's ''government'' is in Europe comprised of, hmm... Some sort of multiple nation council that operates mostly out of Italy (what a coincidence, they were colonized by Italy at some point...)? Ya... I don't condone piracy but this was bound to happen! So this distant ''government'' is not a democracy and lawlessness has taken over, hence, pirates. Messed up, but THEY want their shit back, see?

[714RIPPER]

@sidvidle What I'm saying is they're the aggressors in this case. The whole thing about the FREE crap was just wierd. Freedom doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you want, is what I was saying.

[Perid0tStar]

@ahmedd2 besides---wanda was never ever a slave. shes a really great lady and is loved across our nation. she never called you slaves either

[RedSeaCoral]

what? "cut his leg of?, put a broom on it take an eye patch"? what the hell? i have a much much better sollution wanda, why dont the freaking americans and their bloody allies take their ''big ass boats'' out of our seas, stop robbing our coasts and polluting our waters? that way these "stupid ass pirats" wouldnt want to attack you in the first place and you fucking morons wouldnt spend millions upon millions fighting a war you NEVER WILL WIN???

see isnt that a much better solution ? ^_^

[vietsage]

@RedSeaCoral US does need to stop policing the world. But then again, when the next earthquake or tsunami hits, don't come running to us for aid.

[ahmedd2]

@vietsage american aid is bizness man, selling all unsold grain in the states to the world and collecting the UN money. besides don't forget now adays americans or the american federal bank is printing more money , just printing billions and billions the dollar worth nothing , mmmmmmmm USA borrowed a lot of money from those two states and can not pay , so tell me what kind of AID you talking bout ....... printing more and more billions fake money... waaw.

[rickbangkok]

@ahmedd2 When you comment try using facts next time. The UN money is US money. The US does not have a federal bank. Printed money and borrowed money are two different things which you failed to articulate properly between the US Treasury and the Federal Reserve. T-bills are sold to back all printed money. And the US has always paid back all debts. Not unlike Vietnam which still owes, Vietsage. Suggest you go back there ASAP.

[MujahidSomali]

Stupid nappy head hoe...You cant kick nobody 2 Somalia...but they should kick your ugly nappy headed slave ass back 2 the field you belong. Stupid ass slaves this days say watver they want as long as they entertain white people...

[ahmedd2]

she WANDA is just a simple black woman or doing her job as a comedian but she does not know what is going on in east africa and indian ocean, POOR LITTLE WANDA do you know NATO ? yeah NATO !!!! can not kick out these little PIRATES , WANDA forget the american marines and navy i said NATO CAN'T KICK THEIR ASS. today 20-oct-09 they took or hijacked a chinese container ship , before a week they jacked a spanish ship, WANDA LET ME ASK YOU WHERE ARE THE AMERICAN WAR MACHINES ?

[younghov44]

that sucked... i guess making fun of people in the ghetto was getting old... wanda's a sellout comedian willing to makes jokes out of anything to make a buck.

"we should kick their ass"? there is no we.. you're not apart of racist america that wants to be heroes of the world, when yet people in america itself needs to be rescued.!

[Mudug2006]

good comedy