Jake and Amir: Question

[tropicphantom676]

that looks like adrian from harold and kumar a very harold and kumar christams

[DannyBoi7342]

My friends said they hate Jake and Amir

We're not friends anymore

HAHAHHA jk... They're dead...

[DannyBoi7342]

You know it's Jake and Amir when you can't see the dislike bar.

[LuckyMayMay]

I don't like learning things that makes me sad - haha LOVE Jake

[QueenFirefly]

fuckalucka ding dong



[69erfiver]

And the search for NickLaneTV Begins!

[DannyBoi7342]

Lol for everyone saying how they didnt do intros in earlier episodes, i understand now lol. ive gotten like 10000 people saying it. thanks for telling me though

signed,

Top Commenter

[x7imeLight]

Thumbs up if you noticed Amir's phone change at the end

[danielhinton13579]

@x7imeLight nope bro. it didn't

[macandfriends]

"Just one jake and amir before I go to bed" I said.

"It's pretty short and then you can go to sleep" I said

I've been watching these damned shorts for an hour... HELP ME

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

I farted during this video

[FantasticHakon]

"Watch out: A CAR!" made me laugh...

[GhostOfTheNight3600]

Cars dont kill people uh uh... i kill poeple with cars hahahhahahaha xD /watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

[rockmusicmanic]

I don't like learning things that make me sad.

Classic!!

[jacj25]

HEY LOOK its the dislike bar OMG wait its justin beibers dick

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

Did anybody else notice that none of the old Jake and Amir's have intros?

@DannyBoi7342

[coltonPslaughter]

hehe :yaoming:

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

I used to drive cars...Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[RKftw68]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt fag

[beastdogify]

@RKftw68 Fagception. :trollface:

[Torbyz]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt i hope you die in a fire

[emelerud]

cars don't kill people, people kill people. people with cars try to go faster than people with bigger cars.

[ijoshchang]

yea for tree months

[MisterEjac15]

"I dont like learning things that make me sad.."

[xxTML962xx]

lol

when he said the car tried to mug me my real name is Thakarr so......

[ashish851995]

why are top comments about "top comments" ????

[slothlovespanda]

Is there no way for me to automatically like and favourite every College Humor video posted?

[HALOOOU1]

AMIRS DAD MOVED ALOT, BUT THEN HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

[ibreakfists]

@HALOOOU1 I though you were funny before until I took an arrow to the knee

[HALOOOU1]

@ibreakfists LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shoot4thestars1000]

0.o



[MsDoubleS7]

ENOUGH WITH THE COMMENTS ABOUT COMMENTS!!!!

[Tranquilance]

@MsDoubleS7 Hmm

[AdrianYapNation]

Amir : OMG Jake , I think a car tried to rape my mom ! * laughs *

Jake : You're an idiot

Amir : Hold on , she was really in a car accident so one second , *HOH*

[captaincrunch524]

mom i don't care if you were in a car accident im watching jake and amir

[philly19123]

lol

[MissAjayG]

I hate how nearly every 2 comments are about how they love the top two comments commenting on the top two comments -.-

[CoFMinion2010]

There are no words to express how annoying it is to get a commercial every two episodes...

[jackamatyus]

The old videos are the best <3

[SamLAFresh]

This video is so funny

[SamLAFresh]

@SamLAFresh I agree

[thagrammarnazi]

A car raped my mom=a car hit my mom? Lol, that actually makes sense in a troll humour-ish kind of way.

[starkiller1289]

STOP showing WOW ads I don't care if it has Chuck Norris.

[stax697]

@starkiller1289 chuck norris is a hunter!

[starkiller1289]

@stax697 Maybe but I still don't want to see the ads.

[MsWatchesyoupee]

co za asy....

[TheNightshadeVampire]

Gosh i love Jake and Amir :3

[NickLaneTV]

i love how the top comment is about the two top comments about the top comments

[LolifiedByMe]

@NickLaneTV Good luck with your campaign for top comment, loser.

[Powervacuum]

What do they even do?

[DannyBoi7342]

Did anyone else notice that we weren't nicely greeted by a Jake and Amir Intro?

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@DannyBoi7342

It's because this is one of the old ones.

And it crushes my soul...

[MadiMe123]

@DannyBoi7342 *facepalm*

[ValiantNoobTube]

@DannyBoi7342 Season one doesn't have intros. Look at "Monopoly" and "Tissue".

[JmanBan3]

@DannyBoi7342 These are the older episodes. (:

[DannyBoi7342]

@JmanBan3 lol ya ive seen all these hate comments lololo

[Idontcare9876543210]

@DannyBoi7342 they didn't do it in 2008

[wyllmRox]

@DannyBoi7342 because this is from before they started doing that

[theseabast]

@DannyBoi7342 older vid

[aminfrared]

i love how the 2 top comments where written 1 month ago

[Thezzdestroyer]

I thought he meant killing as in pollution

[Sylisthedemon]

yea he was not in for 3 months.. he was in for Tree Months.. listen to how he says it

[LyanneKay1]

Why is Jake suprised that Amir was in an mental hospital???

[rickneil01]

Guys, see? They put him in a mental institution to rehabilitate him because he believed in aliens.

==> CONSPIRACY???

[NimanoHunter]

@TheSpongebobgo What is it, I did it... nothing happened at all... Why?

[TTRaigo]

I'm off to MDonalds to buy nuggets... when i'm back i must be 2nd most rated comment not 1st.....so cya in half a h

[ngarcia1995]

amir's lisp is sooooooooooooo hot!

[soupyman3000]

I wanna meet Amir's parents...

[MusicTewns]

I hate it when the playlist im on goes to the next video before I get to read the comments D:

[cbtj32]

I actually thought that amir was KassemG which i think is a better comedian ...

[JoshLikeCrazy]

although cars dont transport one person and one car doesnt kill 50,000 people.

[RoundHerosProduction]

while waiting for megavideo, i watch Jake and Amir

[CriketNeeResponse]

if you're gonna have 2 questions, just use 1

if you're gonna have 2 questions, just use 1

[crapsonashovel]

@CriketNeeResponse If your gonna put a stupid comment instead shut the fuck up

[CriketNeeResponse]

@crapsonashovel lol UR a dick

[hockeytom11]

v This guy is a complete retard

[SnareDrummer26]

^ This guy is so right, about the last 2 comments and stuff.

[Layzer2k11]

adf.ly/locked/3KMaM

[MsDreaming123]

Umm... double irony on the top comments?

[Ibledue]

Topcommentception.

[cmpernoob69]

I like how this video is 3 years old but still getting comments, what a beast

[RareKnob]

Wtf is with my ads showing sluts and it says made in America...

[MMandGlitter]

I have a crush on jake...lol

[mrshychild]

 (V) (;,,;) (V)

[J2DaEntertainer]

The 2 Top Comments Aren't The Same Neither Have The Same Likes :S

[TheScottygriff]

i dont like learning things that make me sad

[chucknorris8643]

i put it on playlist

and every time i try to switch videos, it goes to another one. and i have to watch it

[lemonpop4u]

besides making videos...what do these guys do for the company

[AlexRayyRaps]

i love how both the top 2 comments are about the last top 2 comments

[Randomname56653]

@AlexRayyRaps I love how the top comment is about the 2 top comments about the last 2 comments.

[AK47VSM162010]

@AlexRayyRaps i love how th top comment is about the last 2 top comments about the last 2 top comments

[AlexRayyRaps]

@AK47VSM162010 LMAO EPIC!!

[ajremydawg]

@AlexRayyRaps not anymore BITCHHHH

[ppp9922]

guess what amir's dad did after putting him in the mental hospital...

He freakin moved.

[topgearfan1997]

@ppp9922

just wondering, whats with the freakin part

[ppp9922]

@topgearfan1997

what do you mean?

[topgearfan1997]

@ppp9922

well, every time i see a comment referring to his dad people always say "he freakin (or frickin) moved" i dont get the "freakin" part

[ppp9922]

@topgearfan1997

its a "slang" way to say fucking.

[topgearfan1997]

@ppp9922

ok i know that i thought it had something to do with the skit

[AuRevoirTune]

@topgearfan1997 Because that's what Amir said when he first said it, 'He freakin moved'. They're referring to another episode of Jake and Amir.

[topgearfan1997]

@topgearfan1997

ok i know what that is, but i didnt think it had any relation to the skit

[edwebo]

@ppp9922 what episode is that from? the whole father freakin' moving thing

[ppp9922]

@edwebo

Jake and Amir: Powder

[PrinceofIndia666]

If your gonna sign something twice... Just sign it once...

If your gonna sign something twice... Just sign it once...

[smokeweed442200]

si usted sabe lo que estoy escribiendo pulgar hacia arriba

[TaylorLautnerLuv11]

ugh! i wanted to see what amir said after C

[tripleplay1882]

Top comments about other top comments are stupid.

[321yelhsa]

@tripleplay1882 I voted this up to try to get your comment to the top...which is probably why you commented that...smart one...

[Thomas4trainz]

Amir: Greatest Philosopher ever.

[Izaak247]

1111111

[dantecross2]

fuck the motherfucken fashion school! do a real major, pussies!

[rmal9382personal]

I don't like learning things that make me sad (silence..)

[shadowario]

The two top comments made me sad.

[80Kpml08]

God dammit i have home work -.-

well let's close youtube and... ok one more



[Xcaliber241]

I don't like things that make me sad.

[DragonBallZFan13]

Aliens were out to get Amir, to take him back to the planet from where he came

[PaperEater13]

Tree months :D

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

0:34 kevin playing happy wheels?

[omgwdfdude]

for tree months

lol i love amir :d

[MrVulgaris]

Who else thought Amir was going to say "Hold on, she really was raped" at the end?

[LeviJB1]

Skip this ad now >>

[BlueBurryPimp]

I didn't get to see the top comments the current top comments are talking about... :(

[TheChosenBlox]

perfect top comment combo. NOBODY MESS WITH IT!

[westie620]

"I don't like learning things that make me sad."

[Izaak247]

Amir is normal in a mental hospital

[Carlosspicyweenier95]

every hospital is a mental hospital ^_^

[BassmanCDL]

" i think a car tried to rape my mom!" o no wait she was really in an accident lol

[1emmy58]

"I don't like learning things that make me sad..." haha

[southsidephxxx]

i think they kind of took the idea of Dwight and Jim from the office and made it 100x funnier, but it always reminds me of it. Great show by the way Jake and Amir ftw

[1bjohnson1]

its gonna take me freakin forever to get through all 198 vids...

[Tannert2O]

@1bjohnson1 Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's over 300 Jake and Amir's.

[prophet447]

i love this show, dont ever stop!

[TheBlondeNation]

Lmao

[evilkittymewmew]

the top comments are about the top comments. this is brain fuckery.

[Christaras920]

amirs laugh at the end is fucking LEGENDARY

[BeanShip]

@Maztathief1 So where do I fit in if I'm an undead zombie?

[nesboy31]

@BeanShip hahaha

[Maztathief1]

Thumbs up if you're straight, bisexual, gay, white, black, alive, or dead.

[FamousStarzGirl]

I think a car tried to rape my mom ! HAHA

[RatKeeperDude]

@notcory94 thanks

[Emccxo1747]

If you're gonna sign it twice just sign it once if you're gonna sign it twice just sign it once

[RatKeeperDude]

Congratulations everyone. The top two comments are about top comments.

(Please do not like this.)

[kirbylover37]

@RatKeeperDude no problem

[Hass4849]

Amir: Jake!

Jake: No!

Amir: So lets say...

Jake: No!

Amir: So lets say...

Jake: No

Amir: So lets say that aliens where real.

[Hass4849]

haha i just ruined it! the likes of the top comments where the same until me!!!

[OhSheeshYalls]

@somebody9484 @Maztathief1

That's scary.

[UtubeJKZ]

actually in a way it makes sense that gangs help you get to "places" but u risk dying :| 

[maserratpk]

such gay top comments...

[CZnoob]

Can someone say what's the name of that episode where Jake and Amir are wrestling on the ground and Pat and Sarah are wondering if they're gay or not.

[jpbhello]

@CZnoob The godfather

[shwiggityshwack]

@CZnoob Jake and Amir: The Godfather

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@somebody9484

YOU HYPOCRITE

[TheSinfulEnd]

amir was in a mental hospital!!! eh, doesnt surprise me....

[22Mrjsmooth]

the top two comments are the same and have the same amount of likes

[foodstampsandmagnets]

I laughed so fucking hard at the top two comments

[TacoTown254]

@foodstampsandmagnets me too lol

[yerkmantm]

I dont know who to like first on the top two cuz i feel that i might unbalence the world for a second

[kazakhmafia1]

@somebody9484  u sir are a butthound

[thealienking0007mgs]

thumbs up if the top rated r funny

[JRod527763]

Amir was in an insane asylum? Wow. That explains so much, and yet so little......

How did those two even do that?