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  • "That's fucking easy"

    10 seconds later

    *dead*

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  • I've tried with just about all weapons and i have not been able to cut the buggers ugly smuck off

  • @TheOverlordPlayer Doesn't matter unless you have a strength of 50 to hold the weapon, and you may be hitting his ass rather than his tail, that's probably why

  • @TheSG98 Said about the head

    Ugly smuck=ugly face

  • @TheOverlordPlayer Still, maybe you should try going for the tail? *Didnt know what snuck means :P*

  • Galgamex vagina! 30 foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth!

  • EVERYONE! REPORT thepwnis because hes racist

  • we can't read japanese dumbass

  • @deathcobra26 Who are "we"?

  • @TheMultiEnabled most americans

  • @deathcobra26 And do you truly believe that everyone here is american? The internet is avaible to people all over the world.

  • @deathcobra26 MERICUHH BEST CONTRY YEEEEAAHAHHHHHhH GIT ER DUNNNN!!!11!!!!

    Get out.

  • @thepwnis not everyone is a hill billy racist dumbass asian piece of shit!

  • @deathcobra26 Get your redneck asshole off of the internet and go have sex with your sister.

    It's been four hours. She's lonely.

  • @thepwnis see! that was racist!!!

  • @deathcobra26 You clearly don't...

    You seem to not underst...

    You do...

    Sir please, I feel rather uncomfortable arguing with you while you have a penis in your mouth. Finish your work and then talk to me later.

  • Too predictable; too easy . . . went down first try

    It was disappointing to say the least

  • @Mangiff almost same here because i couldnt large titanite shards for my uchigatana so it took half an hour to kill

  • @deathcobra26 Jesus Christ shut the fuck up you whiney bitch

  • THE KATAMARI DAMACI INTRO

  • well, if you get grabbed by him he will eat you. I dont know if its a 1shot, but it does a lot of dmg

  • @MrAlbinoLama He doesn't automatically 1HKO you if he grabs you, but he chomps the shit outta you for a good 10 seconds. He's also invulnerable whilst doing it, so you can't even tank his grab while Phantom's kill him in one combo.

  • How is it called that song from the beginning

    ?

  • play and talk at the same time ? i thought you recorded then talked about it ?

  • @lushiouspig are you deaf??? he said people requested live commentary

  • @TargouniusKILLER alright mate dont start your period too early

  • I started fighting this guy and my wife sat down next to me watching and eating diner. I told her she needs to go so I can concentrate. She did not like that too much. The boss fight was taking forever and my I thought i heard my cell phone so i yelled her to get it. She would not come down from upstairs as I yell at her trying to fight the boss at same time. I finnaly beat the boss with a sliver of life left and only a few arrows, and a phone in my pocket.

  • you sound soo black :D not in a bad way (im not "racist")...to black ppl anyway. i love black ppl there funny and cool but anyway nice boss fight

  • @3187sam1 lmao sigh you remind me of one of my friends. sigh thats just hilarious

  • .....He also vomits on you

    which sucks :/

  • I gotta stop watching these videos and spoiling the game and PURCHASE it already (afraid it's too hard and will just give up halfway through).

  • Vagina Dentata. :I

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  • He got mad that you kept calling him easy I guess

  • I've always called that boss "the vagina dragon", but when you said it, god, I laughed so damn hard!

  • GETSUGA TENSHOU FINIIISSHHH!

  • @XxXL0neW0lfXxX1 bleach sucks

  • @Reyalamor man xD it's just an anime also the attack looks a bit like it XD

  • @XxXL0neW0lfXxX1 one piece is better than bleach fairy tail is better than one piece, yosuga no sora is better than all

  • @Reyalamor and i got one thing to say :D DARK SOULS RULEZZZ

  • every Black knight that I have faced so far has been tougher that this boss.

  • what i like from your videos is..... THE EPIC INTRO!!!!!!!

  • lol i didn't try cutting off his tail which means he was quite hard

  • Was so close then F___ I fell off .

  • that vagina with sharp teeth will rip your dick off! lol. i love this game

  • This is what i always say too, how can that remind you of a vagina? it's just a fuckin' hole with teeth, for those who don't know (and it seems to be a lot of dudes who never saw one real vagina before) vaginas do not have teeth.

    If every hole you see reminds you of a vagina you are either a pervo or a virgin...

  • @zekky1000 Bro this is 2012. Nearly all males above 12 have seen a vagina on the internet or otherwise. It's not "a lot" whatsoever.

  • @FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK Bro i don't know there in america but here in Italy at least things are a little different, plus you must think that there might be some 12 year old dude who has saw a vagina on internet but never a ''real life'' one so if you tell him a vagina has teeth very deep inside it he might be so stupid to believe you, it's like if you tell somebody who has saw the snow just once in a picture that snow can be red sometimes, he might believe you.. sorry for bad english...

  • @zekky1000 Almost all of them know what a vagina is. Obviously they wouldn't think having your dick ripped in two by teeth is a part of reproduction

  • He can also grab you and eat you :D

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  • HELL YA

  • The black knight sword is amazing, 1 shots the first boss *If you dual wield, and jump attack him that is...* So if you get lucky and get the sword, it's worth upgrading your strength for it. Way better than the drake sword.

  • wtf, The gaping dragon is at undead city?

  • Man i was about an inch of health away from killing this bugger and i got him to charge for what i thought would be his last time! I only went and walked down the hole he came out of! i wanted to cry!

  • about the first black knight you encounter, in the undead city, the best way to kill him at a low level is to use the gold pine resin you find in the house right above him using the residence key. just use that, lure the black knight to a wide area and just roll behind him and stab him in the back. you can kill him before you even get to the first boss

  • haha audio translate (beta): they are really easy because my armor is upgraded translatet into : arteries email because my marzo breed on passing cars? WTF?

  • this game is stupidly unfair, theres nowhere to get weapons, ive had the same crap sword for hours of playing, i bought a spear but apparently i cant equip it because my stats arent good enough even though it shows no requirements, they made fun really really hard to scrape out of this game

  • @timmybus21 Its not unfair. You keep making mistakes and you keep losing your souls. They're merchants everywhere. You just have to find them, This isn't like other games, You actually have to use logic.

  • @timmybus21 Mate. It shows you requirements on all the weapons. I have the game, I can say that for definite so that's your own fault for not being able to read the information correctly. You get weapons as drops and can buy them from merchants. The game isn't unfair you just need to think about what you're doing rather than just running in.

  • the dragon has a insta kill he graps you and puts you in his mouth and he has more attacks

  • I actually got really lucky with the Black Knight you showed in the Undead Parish. I managed to kill him in 3 hits thanks to some REALLY lucky parries/riposte.

    Was my first time through the area as well, I saw the ring on the ledge and rolled down there and got attacked by the bastard. He even dropped his sword. xD

  • I can imagine the dragon bending over backwards and saying, "Tha fuck you doin' back there?"

  • I summoned a sunbro for this fight, I'm pretty sure I'd have died without him.

    Praise the sun!

  • My first reaction to this boss was the following:

    "Aaawww.. Look at the cute little dragon's head! I cant possibly be such a monster and kill thaAhAHaTHATATSTFTtaFUCKING KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

  • If you kill the chaneller he's a lot easier. If the dragon grabs you, you get one hitted cuz he eats you with his vagina. All his attacks are immensley powerful, almost anything can one or two hit you. Even his simple "shake you off cuz you're staying too close" can deal serious damage. Just be smart about this boss and dodge his attacks, cuz they're slow. Also, if you lower his health to about a quarter left and stay away from him, he'll puke corrosive acid that breaks your shit.

  • "OH SHIT THIS MOTHER FUCKER CAN FLY!" best quote ever!

  • "lets face the vagina dragon" he doesnt look like a vagina to OMG!!!!!!!!! ITS A HUGE VAGINA

  • First knight can be killed easily using firebombs, they are cheap and you have some in the beginning.10 is enough.

    Second blackknight can be killed easily using fireplaces near armored boar.

    Stand so that the fire was between you and the black knight.

    Knights are so stupid!They burn themselves alive.

  • This dude sounds like a straight up wigger. lol

  • @xxmusashiyamatoxx no trust me i did need help i didnt even know how to get the soap stone i thought the sun knight was a bad guy but yeh im like lvl 98 now with a lvl 47 pvper so yeh i dont need help this game is easy :L

  • @lcu282 He lives in Japan

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  • if your to close during acrobat phase its an auto kill, he eats your with his stomach

  • most dragons tend to fly lol

  • Shakin that ass on the floor.. bumpin n' grindin' that pole.

  • If you speak english/english commentate why do you play the game in japanese or chinese or something?

  • yo, was wondering if any1 wants to co-op with me im lvl 47 with some decent gear i know you can co-op jus not quite sure how/how it works.. if you wana do some co-op jus message/send friend request to Mr o COMPLEX x thanks :D

  • @trkz376 - dude your level 47, I don't think you need anyone's help lol

  • I was using this boss for farming, kept putting my summon sign down before the white fog and helping others as a phantom, farmed nearly 200,000 souls, thought I was a boss and went to blight town, got killed off some fat bastard club ogre guys, went to collect my haul of souls and got smacked off a ledge by the first ogre. Bollocks. And quelaag is a bitch.

  • it looks totally a mXX fuXX Vagina xD

  • Lautrec and Soltaire are near useless against this guy, because their AI is so bad. But then again, this guy's AI is really bad too. If one trick doesn't work, keep doing it until you get ass-raped...

  • The head is what you call a "Stun-Joint" bosses in this game tend to have them the just like the iron golem's leg if you hit the gaping dragon in the face enough times he'll be stunned and flop onto his chest so its basically a win button, the head is also vulnerable to bleed stacking so if you are using a bandit's knife or an uchigatana you can fuck this boss up amazingly by slashing at his head 5 or 6 times then running like a motherfucker.

  • This boss keeps picking me up in his hand, throwing me into his vaginateeth mouth, then chews me to death.

  • FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • Where did you get than golden helmet with the horns? In the boss scene you wear a different one.

  • he didn't even vomit O_o wtf

  • SDFP oh yeahh

  • i remember the 1st time i got here he 1shot me but now every monster in this game is crap im almost max lv

  • OMFG I killed him and got 25,000 souls and then I went into Blighttown and I died, then I went back to retrieve it and got knocked off the edge! :(

  • @HippieBassett I spent the souls first then used the humanity I got from him, then those fat bastards knocked me off the bridge. What a waste of humanity. 5 minutes of being unhollowed :(

  • @HippieBassett

    My moral is: If I defeated a boss.

    SPEND THE SOULS IMMEDIATELY!

  • how come you sound black but your in game lettering is japanese?

  • You doesn't even need a guide to beat this boss :P Easiest in the whole game, for sure.

  • @90Buscape this and pinwheel

  • @apocadelia I did both of these on my first try, but I can admit Pinwheel was harder, because it's hard to find the right one :P

  • 50! These axes are breaking me. . . Is this axe at least stronger than the Flying Dragon Sword?

  • Must be talking about the vagina from Teeth.

  • This cunt no shit made me almost cry. Spent like 2 hours on it

  • After this fight I thought I was all that, then I got to blight town and faced Queelag. Once again I feel powerless.

  • you have the best walkthrough bro thanks

  • This shit is tooooo easy~!...

    *One shot*

    ....alright, alright~

  • @xDwinz It's cool if you don't agree with him, but please don't insult other viewers. I'm removing your comment, but only because of the insults. If you want to repost and disagree with him, it's cool, but please don't call people cunts and fags on this channel.

  • Final boss in skyrim on hardest difficulty is like 10 times easier than this... -.-

  • just before i was about to kill him he puked out something and killed me.

  • "Y'all seriously. this is not a vagina dragon."

    I lolled hard

  • LOVE the voice man. Smooth. :P

  • petitionbureau (.org) / DarkSoulsForPC

  • sorry for triple post, but sorry for my bad english, haven't used it that much since i'm only 13 and know english for 3 years

  • also, the gaping dragon was my favourite boss so far. Just the experience of fighting that huge monster for the first time is great! the way you feel after beating such a huge beast is so awesome

  • epic, you should bring back the intro, its more like you! and please dont ask for likes and subscribers. i hate to say this, but you're becoming too mainstream :S

  • I was disappointed with this boss. If you can casually walk at a decent space you can avoid the dash, get behind him and cut off the tail. Then he really can't hit you.

    Still one of my favorite bosses though.

  • @sillentskills Yeah, he is very easy. If you want a little bit more challenge, you can leave the channeler alive upstairs. He'll shoot soul arrows at you during the fight. It's still pretty easy, but it felt like the fight was balanced around having the channeler alive.

  • @EpicNameBro

    There's a channeler? Wow. Now that I think about it, the only thing I remember from this area is the boss, the giant-giant rat, and death from curse due to that stupid cloud frog thing.

  • @EpicNameBro

    i forgot to kill the channeler once, he buffed the dragon and the dragon raped solaire me and another guy on my side

  • @EpicNameBro lol@some people to make a game more challening. Why not enjoying easy win. LMAO

  • first thing you should do is shut the FUCK up.

  • What's the rap song in the beginning of your videos?

  • @TBird4490 Shake that Katamari by Valley of Walls

  • i got the black night shield and sword early in the game

  • Where can I get that helmet?

  • watch the shitty movie called "teeth" and you will be able to see how people compare it to a vagina lol

  • The easy way to kill the black knight on the tower is to just lead him out to the dragon

  • @desertasophy o,o... 1st time fighting it.. no video guides.. nothing at all.. did alright o3o.. 1s u realise which bosses u can cut their tails its easy.. oh n that includes Scale less dragon..

  • i got the sword drop from that first black knight, its so damn good

  • yes that is a bad way to get souls!

  • Hey Epic, when your fighting the Gaping Dragon, is that Chaneller supposed to be shooting at you. Because when I fought it today, it was continuously shooting at me from the top. It made the fight annoying because I couldn't stay in one place for too long. I noticed it didn't shoot at you.

  • @ultamategengar If you kill him upstairs, he can't shoot at you. He also doesn't respawn!

  • easiest boss in the game.

  • if thats a vagina dragon well, sign me up

  • I brought his health to a quarter while fighting him without killing the annoying mage.

  • that black knight at the church had a club on me....

  • "Soo easy"

    /got one shot/

    Alriiightt...

    LOL I got one shot too after I said this nigga was too easy SMH

  • This guy is sooooo easy

    *dies*

  • this game may be create by ginecologyst, vagina souls, vagina dragon, XD

  • The only thing I disliked about this dragging is hitting it in the head, once you do so, it will vommit and it goes everywhere. With me, he went on a vomitt frenzy. Making it hard to get to him.

  • Has to be the easiest boss I fought so far in this game.

  • @JamesM8618 The area is just too big. But then again, it looks pretty cool. Coolest looking boss in the game so far for me as well. That vommit attack I hadn't seen, so I guess I was lucky.

    The area should have been like 1/4-th of its current size.

    Easiest boss so far for me, is that Butterfly demon. Extremely cool looking boss though ! Have to say though, for me, In Demon's Souls, only real tough boss was Flamelurker. This game's got a few more than that.

  • 0:37 i was waiting for him to say "Up in this bitch"

  • I say that the Pinwheel is the easiest boss. But obviously you didn't know cause you weren't at him yet.

  • This dude is a little prick in new game+

  • That dragon trick at the end gave you 300 souls? really? it gave me 555 souls

  • @RetroChronicles Patches bro!

  • @EpicNameBro and i think the amount of souls you get per enemy might also depend on your lvl relationship to the enemy

  • I just got the Axe 10 minutes ago,lol..had to summon Soltaire as im a wuss..he got "vanquished" while i kept wacking the bosses's tail..then the Axe dropped.

  • Dunno why From can't make a cool assed dragon fight challenging. The Dragon God was easy as fuck and so is this guy. O well.

  • BTW, I got 555 souls with red-dragon-farming!

  • @StyleGameRF they up the soul drop in the patch.

  • *enters room*

    me:WTF?a crocodile,really?

    *gaping dragon gets out of water*

    me: 0.0 ........fuck....

  • @cristianogomes123456 That is what I thought, saw the mouth, threw up on my cat

  • NG+++++ just the same old shit. literally killed him like 30 minutes ago.

  • Gaping is way to fucking easy. LACKLUSTER boss

  • Easy, easy, easy, easy... OK! SHUT UP

  • At the beginning of a game, when I'm tired of being SL20, I usually white phantom farm this guy. Like 20k souls per kill, and it's probably the stupidest/easiest boss in the game after Pinwheel. Also a good, quick, non-exploitive, non-boring way of getting starter souls for boxes, keys and such.

  • Even with his acid attack, this is one of the easiest bosses !

  • easy to kill, just make sure you only attack when he is stuck in the ground or right after the charge.

  • " Dude, this is fucking easy... *vagina boss hits him* OH OH OH

  • There was one more move that for some reason he never used on you. Which is where he pukes on the ground and you have to run away.

  • @VioletteZero he used that on me, i was being careful as hell and i was BARELY out of its range in time, though eh only used it once.

  • i kill dragons in skyrim by slashing their behinds too

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  • What is the name of the song at the begining?

  • how the hell you record this!

  • I used to chop off dragons' tails, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • it's a cool concept but the fight it's self was disappointing, they should of gave the thing more side attacks especially for as much space as he takes up, & the idea of fighting a deformed mutant bastard dragon baby is killed cause he fights like his dragon daddy beat him into a bitch (which is not my joke in darkest or poorest taste) I hated how such a bad ass game had any weak boss fights; killing a termite under a cthulhu tree, or fighting 2 gimp ass bitch dragons or a handicapable demon.

  • I fought this boss without killing the damn priest at the balcony first. T'was a bad idea, since the damn guy kept casting at me during the whole fight.

  • If you get the axe and then die do you still have the axe?

  • @OmegaReborn32 Yes, you do!

  • @EpicNameBro

    lucky douche, I had some priest bastard shooting magic at me when I fought him, got damn annoying

  • @donteros I killed the priest before I fought the dragon. I didn't even know he'd shoot at you, but I thought I should kill all the mini-bosses before fighting the boss.