How to Ride a Moustache without Falling Off

[unclaimedtreas]

I still love this video! I wish I could download it before it is gone forever.

[bakerj3108]

what the hell is this, queero

[GhostGuitars]

plus one

[bakerj3108]

you are completely and utterly fucked, that is that far gayest, wierdest queer ball thing i have ever heard...

after this video i want to ring your neck you wierd fuck

[Aristes]

And I bet you watched it all the way through and questioned yourself before wording that one.

You're such a retard.

[Divineice0]

This is so hardcore. You make me want to grow a mustache.

[SilverXofu]

You changed my moustache life forever!

THANK YOU

p.s im a girl ;)

MREOW!

[asonofleemarvin]

Hi, hopefully you'll read this comment. I've been growing a moustache for only a month and a bit now, and yet it has grown quite alot. I didnt really know how to go about growing it and I didnt want hair going over my mouth, so I've been cutting the moustache above my lip but letting the handles grow. My moustache genetically naturally curls alot. Anyway, just wondering if theres a terrible stage where theres no choice but to have the tache over the mouth area whilst it's growing out?

[dukeofharuson]

Its fabulous news to me that you are growing it out! Yes, it does go through a difficult stage but that is where moustache wax does its best in the early stage, right in the centre where it thinks it is more of a soup sieve rather than the elegant lady-catcher you envision: so I think that you should get some moustache wax, you'll also feel fab! And of course, that you are using moustache wax will do wonders for your reputation: everyone will know "here's a man who stands on his own two feet"!

[bathspacentral]

Yeh thats funny lol,!!! from bathspacentral!!!

[McGreyling]

Oh nice one. I used the same wax when I had my Dali 'stache. Wasn't that long, but damn I miss that mo... Keep growing that thing!

[dukeofharuson]

Hey Mac, grow it back for Christmas!

If you start now you'll have just enough time to get ready for that wonderful kiss under the mistletoe!

[basaka]

you must be the emperor of the uk

[RawrToasty]

HAHA xD this was amazing you said fabulous xD

[patto2k]

"i've got my realplayer playing"

[lolztehbuttsexxorz]

lol

[xVKx]

LOL, this is fascinating. I had about 15000 people tuning in to my leg shaving video. Although for some reason (and it was favorited hundreds of times) I don't believe my viewers had a clue what I was talking about!

[dukeofharuson]

:)) You must make it public again, I know exactly what you mean!

[Technoblood]

Hello Ned Flanders! How's Maude? hehehehe

[tlwalrus]

Now I know I don't have it in me to keep a moustache.

[clectric]

i feel pregnant after watching this

[dukeofharuson]

I'm hoping for twins :)))

[NotaTrollTravlin]

Oh now I know where Tannubyky got the idea..I didn't realize there was so much work involved in the upkeep

Nota

[dukeofharuson]

*glancing sideways and whispering* I think she's outdone me!

[NotaTrollTravlin]

ha ha she has more than 100,000 views left to go & 155 favorites but getting "honors" ...I'm sure she'll outdone me soon..I never hit a #1.. once had a #2 for a day.. ha ha actually she has outdone me- I was on YouTube almost 4 months before I had subscribers... she has Fans..

[emfro]

this is rediculous

[dukeofharuson]

hehe, ridiculous enough to be favourited 158 times, and still #57 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Howto & Style

[tannubyky]

As I'm sure you know by now: I found this quite inspiring! =)

[dukeofharuson]

Thx ... but I do this every morning and I'm watching it now (its evening) and all its doing for me is saying that it must be breakfast time!

[orwellian1984now]

Dude, that is really strange....INTERESTING, but strange....But dude, take it from me, chicks dig an accent, but you'l scare them away before they even here you speak with that stache'

[dukeofharuson]

There's a species of drop dead gorgeous blonde that continues to amaze me by finding it fascinating ... and my suspicion is this: drop dead gorgeous chicks know not to do the 'look-back' when they pass people on the pavement - and they know that someone with a moustache like this needs to have (and does have) the same character ...

[Acolis]

are you the president of the super adventure club or something?

[dukeofharuson]

Close, "The Super Dooper Adventure Club for Princes, Playboys and Playthings".

[willemakit00]

what would be recieved for that third shave fine sir..??? you better book the night off ahaha ..right though second shave is like a blessing!!

[dsrtdude100]

wow how retarded

[dukeofharuson]

You just made an arse of yourself in front of 154 people who favourited this: by definition something that is cultured cannot be retarded.

[dogboyvan]

this video is hypnotic.

[sventheconqueror]

I throughly enjoyed this video and never until now did I think that I would ever enjoy someone talking about moustache grooming. This has almost tempted me to shy away from my goatee in attempts for something new. Well anyway great video.

[robbobabe]

ur hilariously brilliant, moustache, used to smoke a pipe, the glasses..u look like sum1 from victorian times or sumin..no offence tho, i think ur bril!!! xxxx luvya!

[dukeofharuson]

Sweetheart you've just made my day! And I'm looking forward to your next video, in the meantime I've already gone back to yours today, have you thought about getting a green screen? Because you could do amazing things with it (and if you need software help just message me) oxo

[la1880]

When I see you on this video it reminds me of one of those wing commonders of the RAF during the second world war!

Luvs

Natasha

xo

[dukeofharuson]

Well yes, my Grandfather administered the Free Polish Squadron during WW2!

[orangeandgreen]

Some days I wish I was a man so I could grow awesome facial hair.

Way to go, looks amazing!

[dukeofharuson]

lol but something tells me a girl should be fantasizing about something else! And hey, thanks for the compliment, its an inch and a half (say 37 mm?) longer since then!

[Babbaboooey]

I am going to have to get some stache wax to put on me bum!

[dukeofharuson]

Does this have your wife's approval! :))

[Babbaboooey]

I just wanted to say Bummm.. thats what you English guys say, sorry Celtic...stick that in your arse!!!! lol

[dukeofharuson]

We say neither! (That is, the royal we!)

[dukeofharuson]

sweetqueento3 Haha Hollie its getting bigger by the week and I still haven't forgotten my promise to you!

[dukeofharuson]

thebestguyever91, if that '91 is a birth date I'm not surprised! But when the time comes grow a beauty!

[dukeofharuson]

DeadYetLiving12 I still find this remark funny but still don't know what to say! lol

[dukeofharuson]

knittingmouse did I answer this in an email? (Camtasia Studio) ... if you are having any problems email me!

[dukeofharuson]

gaymackay08 I'm still speechless after 3 weeks but thanks!

[dukeofharuson]

mikeiow101 did you get to see that vid, I've been back half a dozen times since!

[dukeofharuson]

Hey lloydp2001, thanks so much!

[dukeofharuson]

railin07 how'd I miss thanking you, so sorry!

[dukeofharuson]

omgitsJenny33, I'm still too scared to press f9!

[dukeofharuson]

Why thank you!

[unclaimedtreas]

I love the way you say, "for the right girl I shall take it off." So charming...

[dukeofharuson]

hehe thanks Cynthia!

[expendedAmmunition]

f'ing awesome

[Geo1176]

moustachey............

[dancingqueen2618]

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST VIDEO I'VE EVER WATCHED!!!!!!I mean how can you talk about your moustache for ten minutes and get cut off at the end?????????BTW: Your background music is not pleasent.......lol! I still loved it!!!

[tiddglock]

I dont know about you, but I have watched this at least 15 times. Sent it to my friends..this guy is hilarious. Whether its an act, or Anthony is relaly that way, he needs a show!

[buffoony]

Hey man cool video! Nice mustache! Gotta love it. btw when are u going to post a video of u and natalie? U could do a vid about a good hair cut.

[thefurseal]

What's wrong with your right eye?

[BugattiFan301]

how the heck can you talk about a moustache for ten and a half minutes??? and your background music sounds like a drunk guy on a broken guitar. lol. you havent even ever kissed someone (your mom doesnt count) you sould go gay. lol

[Gryphon09]

He's British!

[dont4ndare]

i just wanna chop it off

[dont4ndare]

wtf.

[Loser40nine]

Would you recomend a moustache for impressing the ladies?

[PerfectPanagram]

Fantastic moustache, definitely something to aspire to. Top marks!

[RoarhGagnon]

fucking morron....

[deansig]

I know what that first word means, but I'm stuck on the second...

Make a video yourself and post it. Let me know when it's up, and I'll let you know who the real moron is here.

Got guts?

[tiddglock]

that would be Faaaaabulous! Absolute Scraaaeem. Lol i love this guy.

[realmrlolz]

it IS simply mustache wax

[78Frog]

Top video mate

[holinaty]

astounding sir duke of haruson. astounding.

[needmymedsdotcom]

Riight.. there goes 10 mins and 33 seconds of my life ill never get back! Some people shouldn't get online with video cameras.

do you wax all your hairs this way?

Are you in love with the sound of your own voice or something? You probaly go to the movies and talk back at the screen.

[dukeofharuson]

Thanks for calling by, its been a pleasure,

[Hypocrisies]

Now why would you say that Needmymedsdotcom? That's just uncalled for ._.

[JingleJoe]

You are the coolest human I have seen in a long time! Keep up the good work old sport :D

[deansig]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES!

[dukeofharuson]

Hey thanks for all of the comments, I shall be going through them all soon - I like answering every one!

[overtoke]

how long does it take you to get all the semen out of that?

[KtMovieManiac]

LOL

[sanalyusuf]

hahahahaahahahah türkiye adıyaman 02

[DannyTrobins]

Woah Duke gratz on hitting 100 k on the vid.

The thought of morning Mo' hair made me cringe.

[dukeofharuson]

Did you ever have braces as a child and have to wear a night brace? There is such a thing a moustache night brace! Thanks for the congrats!

[d33jay222]

omfg! 3:31 offends me... that is soo rude!

[dukeofharuson]

My mannerisms derive from my ethnic background, pressure to require me to conform to a mono-cultural way of expressing myself is ethnic prejudice, although I sincerely thank you for visiting, that you are offended relates to you measuring me by your own ethnic standards - your offense is of course your own and regrettably I must say that I have no apology.

[schtuke]

Snidely P. Whiplash would be proud...you nut.

[dukeofharuson]

Yes schtuke, snide remarks always make me laugh, lol!

[digitaltrav]

This video changed my life.

[vodmire1]

i watched it again I WAS BORED THATS ALL IM SAYIN but wow...disturbing... o.o

[vodmire1]

might harden your moustache, little less friendly to the ladies...WTF THIS GUY GETS CHICKS WITH THAT WAD OF FUR ON HIS FACE?!

[Rosky12]

Facial hair is so gross.

[JoshRimer]

Is this guy for real? lol

[someday2005]

Art

[NeilB4TheKing]

(shocked face) 142 people have favourited this video....

[captaindiversity]

145 : [

[machogan]

aHA 145!!!!

[realmrlolz]

Why can't I stop watching this?

[elreichda]

Thanks Duke. For the course of my life and facial hair forever being changed, I am grateful.

[moldiekite]

they make wax?? ive been using seaman for the past 10 years. y diddnt any body tell me

[deansig]

do you mean SEMEN? Or do you use an actual seaman? haha

[dukeofharuson]

A former RN Steward for a Butler.

[ikariss77]

word....

[Polished1115]

I have never seen someone so damn interested in their own facial hair. You don't seriously take that long in front of the mirror all the time do you?

[kingofDHS]

nice lazy eye

[dukeofharuson]

its just an eyelid nerve problem ... its an easy operation to have but until I drew all of these comments I didn't realise how important it was.

[kingofDHS]

haha i see. sorry bout that i didnt mean any harm. quick question: ur really a prince? like.. legit?

[dukeofharuson]

lol, yes, 35 generations ... but 500 characters won't do your question justice, see my vid watch?v=jrlzwblT3aA for more information, I explained a lot to Cassie of the CassieSwain channel; there's actually quite a lot of info spread across my videos but prehaps my video to Cassie is the best introduction!

[kingofDHS]

nice. thats pretty awesome. way to be. im impressed that u are answering every question.. especially after 100,000 views. keep it up! and if u have a chance, feel free to watch a few of mine.

[dukeofharuson]

Hey I subscribed, my suggestion is to pad out the descriptions more - treat each as a complete story. For example, who is Jenny, why was she asleep on the couch, who are the kids? Where was the ski-field, who jumped, how easy is it to ski and film? The toothpick - characterise it ... what is its name, what was the reason that it chose your sleeve as its natural habitat! Its all about the story! I'll be watching!

[waldo52]

You look like Alton Brown with a moustache

[dukeofharuson]

I had to google him ... I can sort of see a likeness if I squint ... but google only came up with one photo

[emile892]

i dont know why i watched that whole thing but i just couldn't get away from it.

[dukeofharuson]

Yes, sorry Emile ... I do accept that for some viewers they're like a captive audience ... this was just a whim for me, i didn't expect to get 100,000 views (nearly there), I usually get just a few hundred. From now on I'll think a bit more.

[MissJessyDawn]

you look like my friends dad, scary...

[dukeofharuson]

I'm not so sure I believe you, how many royal dukes do you know?

[soupietea]

haha this is pretty funny!!

[seyo1337]

what exactly was the point of this..........

[dukeofharuson]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!"

[teddymv]

unlike other people, i was easily able to turn it off..

[DarthVader36]

I think he has a moustache to draw attention from his lazy eye.

[MrPants591]

haha! I didn't notice that.I think you're right.

[Tehlolcake]

haha classic moustache :D

[iownuHcore]

like a few others said this was boring but hypnotizing i dont know what it was i had to watch the whole thing

[JustABadGirl]

Great video!

Please check out my video -Sexy Girl Gets sorry. Thanks!

[Ddrizzt87]

Haha...I'm not sure why I watched this video...but I found it amusing so, cheers to you!

[jetmech184]

I just wasted 10 and 1/2 minutes of my entire life...

[dukeofharuson]

So which 3 seconds did you enjoy, it was 10:33?

[KSjetmech04]

I shut it off before the last 3 seconds lol

[dukeofharuson]

Good one!

[KSjetmech04]

thank you

[Magicianxox]

That was the best comment back i have ever heard in my life.. I have to give you a great deal of props for that. Made my day! :D

[leeboy032686]

he never smoked cigs, but hes did smoke a 'pipe' hehe i laughed hard

[mattanastasia]

why is his right eye sagging. forever.

[Alex832007]

highly educational

[trevorbronson]

well, i beleive your ascot is gay

[Wakka39]

you think your good lookin.lol

[dukeofharuson]

Do you really want to go through 10:33 again to discover that I never said that?

[hastyberford]

Nice ass, I mean ascot......

[ErotiikanMaailma]

get out of your house for ff sake

[HaniiPuppy]

"Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? In a French Maids' Finishing School? At 3 O'clock in the morning? With MY reputation?

Bingo!"

[dukeofharuson]

Ha! I've been wondering what you meant, well ... Google led to a lot of laughter and the dropping penny may have as well been a cry of bingo!

(The reason why I persevered is because I met a beautiful blonde barmaid in Australia from Dundee ... she worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel in Coogee, Sydney! And she was gorgeous!)

[HaniiPuppy]

"Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a French Maids' finishing school? At 3 O'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

Bingo!"

[yomamma228]

fucking frog..

[jikharev1]

Hehe, you idiot. Frog is a disparaging term for a French person... Whoa, you just made a total ass out of yourself by trying to be cool. How embarrassing ! You must feel like a complete moron after all this attention now, right ? Dear me, I'd hate to be in your shoes and hardly be able to insult anyone without making an ass out of myself...

[asbestoshuffer]

you're on the internet kiddo...welcome to them shoes...

[strawberrySoTastey]

your moustache is a hot mess..

[strawberrySoTastey]

anyone notice his left eye is fucked up?

[spritefish]

That was rather mean, but yes. I believe its called Amblyopia, or lazy eye.

[dukeofharuson]

Hey thanks for supporting me! Its just a nerve problem with the eyelid, I'm going to have surgery and everything will be back to normal. Thanks again, I gave you a thumbs up!

[kentobizmol]

it's his right eye you dumb fuck. and who cares

[girlskateboardsk8er3]

hahaa ya i noticed ha

[spritefish]

I do not understand the whole mustache deal. seems to appear rather intrusive. I personally can imagine myself fresh kissing any girl with something like that and don't think she would either. not only must the bristles pinch like crazy, but wax must smear all over the place including your food. don't think id fancy melted mustache wax on my hot soup. to each their own I guess.

[spritefish]

I personally *can't* imagine myself fresh kissing any girl with something like that and don't think she would either.

[sharkybug85]

wow and ur also a pot smoker get off youtube.. u waisted 10 mins of my time.

[spritefish]

You can always get them back by spelling "waisted" the right way (wasted). now that you got your 10 minutes back, how about you read a dictionary?

[spritefish]

he said he used to smoke a PIPE. you know, like the one Santa Claus used to puff before the anti-smoking movement.

[sharkybug85]

how to ride a moustache and not fall off what in the hell is this?

[sharkybug85]

this is not for children i will say bad for an old man..

[BoStevoD]

And then, when you're done hosting the kid's show... host a show entirely focused on the art of the moustache. Just do it. Do it for the Queen. She wants you to. Trust me.

[BoStevoD]

Seriously, host a kid's show... just do it. You'd be perfect for it.

[BoStevoD]

I'm not sure what it is about you, but I just can't shake the feeling that you'd make a great host for a kid's show... don't ask why I'm thinking this. I have no idea. I think you'd just do very well at hosting a kid's show... for some reason.

[alexslego]

wow ur a fuckingfaggot

ur not getting with an "ladies"im sry u faggot go die

[panafigo]

10th Anniversary of Guggenheim Museum Bilbao

New video on PanaFigo channel!

[czarinaerin]

Absolutely fantastic!

[sbgalt]

Hello Duke, fancy moustache. I once knew a man named Ernest with a similarly fancy moustache. His fingernails, however, were most impeccable. Well, ta-ta.

[dukeofharuson]

Hello theyellowelephant, I see you surfing!

[theyellowelephant]

i've just posted a vid response

[dukeofharuson]

Its absolutely fabulous Daniel, see the comment I posted, I'm just recovering from laughter!

*** for everyone here may I recommend Daniel's theyellowelephant channel - he's got a great "Ask the English Kid" thing going!

*** And have a look at his Video Response!

[jtgilmore13]

9:18... ew i dooo like this... made me laugh so hard.

[partyboyz789]

do it do it he's doing it well!lol.

[suchard44]

hahahah...

[DUNGH123]

Please Vist My Page I need more hits!!x

[dukeofharuson]

And I subscribed! But maybe you would have got more hits if your username was modesthotblonde21

[IfYouForceMeToDo]

Ha ha.

[DannyTrobins]

Woah Duke !! 69,331 views 325 comments 2 genuine vid responses great stuff!!

What an interesting character.

DING DING DING, OH I'M SORRY THAT'S JUST MY