Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos

[monsterman772]

Thumbs up or I kill you!

[littleangel7900]

OK MOVING ON

cracks me up everytime

[katzkrew90210]

1,014 people have no sense of humor...

[WelcomeToHD]

Kony is a Uganda general who is kidnapping kids and making girls sex slaves and boys fight in the army so thumb this up so people stop asking who is Kony

[EMSSPARTANS]

L.O.L



[TurboXtr3me]

oma not omg LOL

[DJme693]

@Teddi963 WHO DA FUCK IS KONY

[xander418]

@DJme693 google?

[teddi963]

KONY 2012 

[derpwadder]

Jeff <3

[derpwadder]

Jeff <3

[manicman91]

I love how if something goes wrong, jeff makes it funny!

[mymaxime12]

van zijn zoon staat die kin wel heel scheef xDD maar blijft goed ;)

[splurshify]

Genius

[tashafire19]

aj: he's cute.. (gapes) haha lol

[taradockery4445]

LOVE IT!!! HA HA HA!!!

[rosevamp1]

*SNORT*... He brought ducttape ROFLMAO

[rodneyforrealz]

Well da apple doesnt fall far from da tree and apparently dis 1 gr ran over by a fuckin lawn mower. LMFAO

[jimbobjr11]

Konya 2012 serous sh*t

[harry77586]

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[torresmark16]

dang i wanted to see how he to achmed off tha table :/

[rozanah87]

aj: thats not funny at all..

achmed: at all? who is at all? was she ur mother?

lol..

[Elias951100]

5:42 FUCK!!. MARNELL!!!!! COME FIX MY FUCKEN LEG!!!!!!!! hahaha almost died!

[Fireheart528]

"How do you tell them apart?" "The numbers on their backs." "That's terrible." "I know, Mother's Day is a bitch! And so are most of the mothers!"

[ChaOTiCTeaBaggeR]

I'll let him fix my pelvis anytime!

[ISpArTaNzx]

@jrfreak100 its "oh my allah"

Hence why he said "omg, oh i mean oma"

[jrfreak100]

what is oma



[parttygiirls101]

MARNEL!!! COME FIX MY F***ING LEG!!! MARNEL!!!!! omfg, That gets me every time!!! XD XD 

[urgaguer]

im supposed to be doing homework so i cant laugh!!! but i couldnt help it when the duct tape came out

[urgaguer]

xDxD

[meep7676]

i <3 him he makes them look so real (the puppets) :)

[pbandj098]

there funny

[360MrJamz]

ROFL

[omarashraf97]

@aecededfjlk fuck u quran is not shit u are shit muslims dnt say about the bible shit because we respect it so why dnt u respect other religions

[aecededfjlk]

i bet ur gonna steal my comment for your hack show but here goes, why don't u have achmed the thing with ur hand up its ass tell the one about the raghead that went to buy toilet paper the clerk said u were just here and the sandnigger said this is for the shit i have runnin out of the quran

[weathirly1234]

oh my gosh...It's Two-Face!!

[vxqsdonz]

jeff :just look over there!

achmed: wait, when i turn around r u going to kill me?

LOLOLOLOL

[MrCococrumbs]

1,014 people can't fix their leg's....

[sacheh123]

achmed: son of a bitch

son: are you talking to me now?

fix it right or i kick your ass. MARNEL come back... my arm is stuck in my pelvis you asshole

son: he can fix my pelvis anytime

LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00MyGuardianAngel00]

THE LEG PARTS IS MY FAVORITE!!!! XD

[JoelWalton1]

5:43 FUCK! Come fix my fucking leg! hahaha that's the best part!hahahah

[mrstez100]

UNCENSORED YEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[bananapk1]

Language!!

[msmonkeysareawsome]

Achmed: he sent my a bottle of skin lotion

Achmed JR : he made it worse

Jeff: what u do

Achmed: i sent him half a bottle

XD

[wowwhyhow]

Hello Father =)

[simrank321]

Achmed  sounds american ... :/

[janbo84043]

And if he doesnt accept it. "I KILL YOU"

[gagzy1989]

that was LEGENDARY

[AsianRemakes007]

AJ's legs are really long compared to Achmed's

[roboghostpenguin]

Marnel come fix my fucking leg! i laughed really long time;)

[supermariocj1]

oma means oh my ala. ala is a terorist god.

[FootballOrDeath]

The british accent kills me!!!

[saanddi1]

son of a bitch.

are you tolking to me right now ?

prze zajebisteee ^^ lałam ze śmiechu ^^

[Kraziboi85]

OK MOVING ON!!!!!!

[PynkIsTheNewBlack]

AJ: I kill you

Achmed: *gasp* THAT'S MY BOY!

XD XD

[Aisee27insignia]

"HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE??......oh yeah my bad"

[madmechanic78]

Just been bollocked by the wife for waking my daughter with laughter at this. Brilliant!

[alienking556]

Wuts oma?

[AspenGothickaChic]

@alienking556 Oh my Allah

[kathy1321]

No matter how many times i watch Jeff Dunham I always laugh my head off!!!

[Canadiansolider13]

Romlmfao

[Arggmed]

Haha daaaaaaaamn. My name is ahmed but i dont find this offensive :P its funny. But Id appreciate it if u guys saw my tutorial on how to check whether u had a penis or not then click below. soooo yeah..thanks for reading.

youtube.com/watch?v=xOzjI9llRW­I

[MrRyanGMusic]

knock knock 

[MrRyanGMusic]

lol



[sebby1530ftw]

lol ＼(^o^)／ I luv Jeff Dunham

[aelita7176]

CHUCKY AND GLENN

[TheFerrarifan458]

"Actually, the judge is a woman." ............................"Y­ou're fucked." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDX]

jeff: how did the explosion happen?

Achmed:very precise and careful planning

Achmed jr:not exactly

Achmed:i said shut up!!!!!

jeff:what happened?

Achmed:nothing

Achmed jr:he was putting gasolin in his scooter

jeff:so why was their an explosion?

Achmed shit heppens

[xxxCARLxxx004]

his sons is ugly as shit

[MegaKitkat94]

lol

[zingzigy1234]

he brought fcking duck tape that made me laugh sooooo hard

[zack89469]

this looks kind of like CHUCKY AND GLEN

[MegaKitkat94]

@zack89469 i know right

[WolframxYuuri95]

"My arm is stuck in my pelvis!" Oh! That got me going!

[speckennedy]

That is pretty darn cool

[evietheeevee]

his son look like sh*t xD

[zombjeboy81]

OMG

OMG funny

[canparty980]

MARNELL.....come fix my FUCKING LEG!!!!!!!hahahahaha

[xZondor]

OMG...I mean OMA

[valentinassa]

Subitulado please

[davekiller10001]

AJ is gay

[K0R3491]

The voice of Achmed sounds a bit different

[jesse95563]

mto legal

[Erin289e]

When im not looking are u going to kill me?

[muzykadohulahop]

Excuse me, can someone write down what Ahmed and his son sad from 3:05 to 3:37?

I don;t understand, because they're talking too fast.

I hope, you can help me :)

[chitowndude23]

@muzykadohulahop

achmed-i know mothers day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers

AJ-thats not funny at all

Achmed-atall who is atall was she your mother i dont remember a women who was all bulgy eyed like you

Jeff-bulgy eyed?

Achmed-well look at him

AJ-Well your not exactly squinting

Achmed- at least my face is balanced you manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time

Jeff-achmed hes ur son

[chitowndude23]

@muzykadohulahop

Countinued

Achmed-well the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and appearantly this on got runover by a fucking lawnmower

[bananababygirl23]

Achmed... I feel sorry for wife number what ever .... cause that fuck ugly bitch is scary as!!

[bananababygirl23]

Jef-f Dun-ham .com!!

[gangster9121]

lmfao

[sharrockzoo]

omg so funny!!

[ICPinkFuzzyBunnies]

OMA? 

[swagman67]

@ICPinkFuzzyBunnies O my ass

[9PimP7]

@ICPinkFuzzyBunnies Oh My Allah.

[greenskins100]

@ICPinkFuzzyBunnies oh my allah and it sounds like what he would yell at the point of orgasim

[C4ICEMAN03]

Evil Laugh...7:35

[davekiller10001]

hehehe



[rockband40589297839]

i love part 1:09

[Sara2012PHS]

i think my favorite part of this is when Marnell had to bring out the duck tape...omg i died the first time watching that part

[Jahenios]

1000 people can't speak 1 word with closed mouth

[HolyZokker]

@Jahenios can you??

[thedukesrule]

i think Achmed Jr is Jeffs Gay side just saying

[rockband40589297839]

achmed:Aj

Aj:father

[LilyAmeliaPond]

I have 47 wives!!! How do you tell them apart? The numbers on their backs...

[heindall04]

OMG!! I mean OMA!!

lol!!

[bert7555]

@heindall04 what does oma mean?

[jamaicanganster4life]

@bert7555 oh my allah

[heindall04]

@jamaicanganster4life right! :DD

[andresrodrigoescobar]

@heindall04 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... laughed til I pissed myself...

[blackyoshi64foo]

@heindall04 oma means ow my ass!!!

[SeatDown32]

Achmed!!! ur just great!!!!

[100herosknighter]

apple doesn't fall far from the tree. THAT'S ACCORDING TO MY FUCKING LAWNMOWER

[izePAKIN]

เขาเก่งจัง !

[josh84157]

ahh FUCK marnel! come fix my fucking leg! hahaha laughed my ass off

[owenhaylee1]

1:37 lolol

[owenhaylee1]

Why Do you sound like Elton John? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[owenhaylee1]

Why Do you sound like Elton John? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHhahahahahahaha

[jonnyrisas]

you piss me of I KILL YOU....

would that really solve anything? hahahahha preety much yeah yea

[Radionerd5]

I loved it when he said "That's My Boy!!!

[bribrat964]

Lolz.........MARNELL!!!

[TheMinecraftfan777]

i like the part where he said that his face got ran over by a fucking lawn-moer

(sorry for spelling)

[PlazmaBlue]

@TheMinecraftfan777 not a problem, but mower

[danistar159]

I like how the mistakes make the show better:)

[ishbalangirl]

That is so funny. So funny that I can sound like him. "Oh shit. MARNELL! Come fix my fucking leg!

[Aquahair]

MARNELL!

[16ggallo]

hahaha "he's kinky too" this is my fav one

[1998pokefan]

achmed can u accept that. ill try. and AJ what if he doesn't. I Keel you. Thats my boy

[DudeWhatEver996]

apparently apple don't fall far from the tree, but you seemed to bi picked up by a fucking lawn mower HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[yozo47]

OMA more

[Poloski000000]

I love !!! I want more

[mardvorak2]

OMG...i mean OMA! :DDDD

[Voffen12345]

Get your ass to norway!!

[sterlingisdabest1]

Look at what he sent me for my birthday!..what? .. it was an honest mistake.. HE SENT ME A BOTTLE OF SKIN LOTION!...well you made it worse!.. how?... I sent him back half a bottle..hahahaha!!!! pmsl!! xD

[nolu4]

994 ludzi nie ma poczucia humoru pierdoleni sztywniacy larcze jabene

[badoebadoe123]

hey what happend to your face, owh my bad ! haha:P

[longkill2000]

Wait when i turn around are u gonna kill me? No.That's actually a good way of doing it you know,kinda of old school but effective.It's like hey look at there aucteughghh

[lotusbubu]

I liked before watching the video

[MasterTur1]

Jeff Dunham = G-E-N-I-U-S

[segalover47]

Lol they actually brought duck tape

Hahahahaha lol funny stuff

[sacheh123]

"WELL THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE AND APPARENTLY THIS ONE GOT RUN OVER BY A FUCKING LAWNMOWER!" LMFAO HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!

[RenegadeRantMaster]

"WELL THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE AND APPARENTLY THIS ONE GOT RUN OVER BY A FUCKING LAWNMOWER!"

MADE. MY. NIGHT.

[DemonikBlackSoul]

"he's kinky too!" I love this guy.

[17carempfer]

Man his son looks ugly as crap

[geared4life]

@17carempfer its a puppet...

[southernboy712]

poor marnell. he has achmed who wants to kill him and achmed jr who thinks hes cute

[edwardo1853]

Deat401 you do realize there not real right? Dumbass. Lol. Funny

[ansiaaa666]

achmed lost part of his beard in the years

[MrTirawi]

He just made Marnell (sp?) famous. Haha

[Ratt258]

OMG.. ohh OMA xD

[TheClearScopes]

I almost cried 💀

[crazykong11]

atall who is atall hahahahaha

[MrFinnishDude91]

Well, he does have my eye! LOL :D

[whosdunit]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree and apparently this one got run over by a f**** lawn mower!!!!!!

[PALGAMER630]

@whosdunit wtf does that mean?

[ThrowHammersAtPeople]

@PALGAMER630 what do you mean?

[Radomatu1978]

czy ktoś może przetłumaczyć to n nasz

[Benno4panthers2]

LOKS like he needs more than A fuckinng PATCH!



[slicedpickles1234]

NNNNNOOOOO i lost my pancake mix

[Crissangelfan200]

"Actually the judge is a woman...-aj-your fucked"

[alightPYRO06]

whats wrong with your leg. NOTHING! whats wrong with my leg?.... damnit...

[killerbNY]

would that solve anything achmed all casuall pretty much

[Funjifore]

@Deat401 learn to laugh.

[5dszmusic]

Why, why did he have to be gay!?!?!?!?!?!

AJ: and he's quirky too... That part got me

[Shimimouse]

@5dszmusic *kinky not quirky

[UniversalLizard]

@Deat401 Besides, Jeff even says that his concept of Achmed was not to be racist to Muslims, but people who are 'terrorists'.

[ThrowHammersAtPeople]

Achmed: son of a b****

AJ: are you talking to me now?

[gamer4155]

i pissed my pants thats my son

[NoMoreKG]

OMG!!! Deat401 This Is Jeff Dunham....He's Known For His Lude And Some Times Racist Puns & Jokes..If You're That Offended By This Just Don't Watch This!!!

[TheJamesPotku]

*SPOILERS BELOW*

"Marnel! Come back! ... My arm is stuck in my pelvis you asshole!"

I laughed 5 straight minutes at that. xD

[ansiaaa666]

ahh but he changed his voice quite a bit :(

even Walter doesn't sound the same anymore :(