This week on "Ain't They Cute": Rick Santorum, Mat Staver and Bryan Fisher

[calmreason]

War on oral?

That Clinton was one of the good guys. Pity the electorate didn't realise that spunking on a pretty girl is fun.

[alianchild]

I love your cat. The other 3 guys should have been drowned in a sack at birth.

[deathman1021]

How on earth did you fit so much stupid into four and a half minutes?

[NicolSD]

@deathman1021 I was trying to pick one over another and I just couldn't do it. All three of them had to star in this week's episode.

[deathman1021]

@NicolSD Good call my man, not sure if i could have picked supreme stupid from this group either

[mrcoffey]

Bryan Fisher is anti-blowjob? No wonder he's so miserable. I'm pretty sure twenty-somethings were getting and giving head before Clinton's time.

[NicolSD]

@mrcoffey I am living proof that twenty-somethings were getting and giving head back 30 years ago.

[mrcoffey]

@NicolSD But only after you saw Clinton doing it, right?

[NicolSD]

@mrcoffey Since I was in my 20s long before Clinton became president, I will have to let you in on my little secret: I have the gift of seeing. I saw what he was going to do before he even did it. That's what gave me the idea to do that with my girlfriend. I would never have thought of it on my own. Actually, that's how my wife got the idea that I would look good with a beard.

[mrcoffey]

@NicolSD I knew it must be something like that. After all, Bryan Fisher was holding a piece of paper when he attributed the practice of oral sex to Clinton disciples, so it must be true.

[Christheatheist1]

Excellent video! Expose these bastards to the light of day!

[goxster]

This was funny.

[eat666shit]

Why watch videos with kitties and puppies? These guys are so cute, I just wanna bear hug them !

[WanderingTaoist101]

It is painfully obvious Fisher never had a blowjob. Sad, sad little dimwit in the closet.

[TheBadcop69]

yes because christians have no power here in america rick oh poor you what it must be to be a minority in america. oh except you aren't oops. @mat um yes cause without religion holding us back civilization as we know it would come to an end much like it has in european countries who are mostly athiest...except it doesn't oops. @bryan um since when did we immitate clinton I don't have enough face to palm to this moron.

[nw5111]

Get Santorum out of here!

[MacNutz2]

These are very dangerous lies these shitty little men are telling. So, universities and colleges are ruining America without strict control by religious authorities. The elections are really about spiritual warfare, not how to run the nation, and Clinton caused a rise in oral cancer to rise by getting a blow job all those years ago.

America is doomed because Americans want to destroy it.

[NicolSD]

@MacNutz2 Following the Republican race, you can't help be feel it is all about religion and not about actual politics. How could Americans vote for a Republican and expect to be taken seriously? It is worse than with DubbleYa.

[MacNutz2]

@NicolSD It is easier to run a negative attack campaign, especially when you know you have nothing worth while to offer. I am hoping this reliance on the religious lies will back fire on them as it scares the crap out of a lot of Americans who are Christian.

[metalskinstudios]

Dumb... Dummer... Dummest! ;-)

[MrWagman11]

I didn't know Christians didn't practice oral sex. In fact, I remember my private school days when Christian girls were willing to have oral sex instead of vaginal sex because they didn't want to lose their virginity.

[MacNutz2]

@MrWagman11 AIDS and the desire to avoid it is why oral sex has become even more popular than it was previous to HIV. Blaming Clinton for that is very like blaming the bombing of Pearl Harbor for the recent earthquake in Japan. Which many Christians did.

[MrWagman11]

I want someone to define these judeo-Christian values. They never do. Marriage between a man and a woman must not be one of those values since more than 50% of marriages between Christian men and women end in divorce.

[MrWagman11]

Indoctrination? I guess Christians would know something about indoctrination. Indoctrination is their goal for ever man, woman and especially child.