(Onion News Network) "Dream Omelet"

[raethgr8]

lol why were you thinkning about laundry and lol ww2!?!?

[ladawg81]

Lemon goes great with tide because it reminds you to do your laundry

[MzRadish]

...........with a side order of lithium

[B1aDK]

You can't read in dreams - so the egg thing is stupid.

[jedihunter176]

@B1aDK You can read in dreams. Sometimes its only simple words though.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

@jedihunter176 Once in a lucid dream, I tried to read this book that had not yet been released. I was able to read it, but the words kept changing!

[jedihunter176]

@DoctorWeeTodd I was 5 years old, and was dreaming I was at Kroger. At a certain isle (sort of looked like the produce section, you really aren't aware of much when you're 5), there was a sign up that said Beef (There was no beef). Right on the edge of where you would expect to be meat and stuff, there was a little plate/panel/square...thing that had the outline of a hand on it. I put my hand on it and I smelled black people.

[elchamber]

@B1aDK Yes you can. You can read a word or two and that's it. If you go back to those one or two words, you'll have a hard time figuring it out.

[nelronicz]

lemon tomatoesXDDD

[rellim21]

If you still have all your teeth lol

[natemorey]

AH I love you Onion XD

[janes7005]

Hilarious video! Xa xa!

[luxenzo]

ya its real... pretty weird eh

[Astronautspiff]

hey what is this...is this real?

I'll give you one guess who I'm trying to mock!!! Come on! 1 Guess

[alexbuzzkentaroguy]

2nd

[azz578]

Yay! First comment, do i get a prize?