Flirting/Making progress with my Boo!!!!!

[xxhalfsquat]

2:56 he wants to go home

[lazybum4720]

he needs some pussy

#JustSayin

[a0m0l7]

"no ! That's not ..... Anyways . " hahaha that's made my night !

[MrKyRow]

@MrDman how stupid can you be? This is all an act... This must be pretty embarrassing for you.

[MrDman2912]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWW. Seriously, how stupid is this kid?

[DurpeeSlurpee]

@MrDman2912 how stupid can you be for not realizing?

[Randlolify]

honestly man thay quote is ripped off of john lennons line........

life is what happens when your busy making other plans - John Lennon. Don't believe me? Google is your friend.

[joshphilbs98]

And then we all find out it was hes PE teacher and they were doing sprint races

[xxXrainburnsXxx]

the original youtube troll

[soccerstar9217]

hey advice... TRY NOT TO BE A FREAK!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!??? THIS CHICK PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN NOTICE YOU, AND IF SHE DOES SHE IS LIKE WHAT THE !@#$ IS WRONG WITH THIS KID!

[soccerstar9217]

what the heck is wrong with this kid

[Hundeklokind007]

i have the face at 1:48 as my desktop backround

[fleecyboy]

@Hundeklokind007

Great idea! hahaha!

[YolkieCharms]

Your mental...

[pikooface]

is it just me or does he look like Bill Nye the Science Guy as a kid??

[hockeyguyjc31]

Smoke another fucking crack bowl dumpster baby.

[VictoriousSecretts]

is this kid like, mental in some way? or is he just doing it to be funny, like a Fred kinda thing? .. 

[SuperCosmicboy100]

@VictoriousSecretts That was an insult. Mental? It does not seem as he does it on purpose. Maybe. BUT DAX FLAME IS AWESOME NO MATTER WHAT!

DONT INSULT HIM!

[SeerealMan]

Fucking retard

[WasabiSnorter249]

what a charming personality....

[Xcampling2k]

turn transcribe audio on and laugh.

[ccrox12343]

Ur not her BF

[ccrox12343]

Ur like ADD it's her f##ing job to make u go down the slide anyways ur fugally u could never have a GF

[DJBB321TD]

Or she is doing her job

[bigseven1998]

you are such and idiot you act like your in grade 2 your so stupid

[DJBB321TD]

@bigseven1998 no more like kindergrden

[EkremKurucan]

did you guys ever consider that he could be a genius and he just acts like this to get views because nobody can really be this retarted.

[Andres15470]

i feel really,REALLY BAD bad for this "girl".........

[nnaammee1]

ooooo i think she's embarrassed

[nnaammee1]

she was totally eyeing you

[ChrisFilar]

Thanks for explaining how a slide works.

[builtstrong2lastlong]

its almost as if the computer is talking back to him...

[TapForLife7530]

I'm sure if you talk to girls and don't think so much about being their boyfriend,you'll find someone special! You go Dax!

[BlackOpsManiac21]

U obviously don't understand the concept of life. You're soooooo stupid. She said go to have u go down the slIde not saying she loves u. Ur so stupid u make me wanna punch myself in the face. Smh

[XJamesHetfield69X]

@BlackOpsManiac21 Your a fucking mentally challenged dumbass. HE'S ACTING! WHY CAN'T ANYONE ON THIS PLANET EXCEPT THE SMART ONES UNDERSTAND THAT?! O YEHA, CAUSE THE OTHER ONES ARE FUCKING DUMB.

[polarseizure]

What the fuck happened from 2:57 to 3:22? Possesion, much?

[soopodoopa]

dont have kids

[mwr0585]

Fuck dude meth is a hell of a drug

[pepsi4482]

life guard-almost girlfriend,

seems legit

[NicolaJade21]

"one step.. one giant leap... one small step for dax one giant step for most men kind...................... but a small step for me because im a lazy man...."

[connorbnelson]

Look at the tags. . .

[chilliecheesecake]

@connorbnelson Oh, wow...

[connorbnelson]

@chilliecheesecake I had the same reaction.

[RollersPostulate]

This kid deserves an OSCAR!

[yoxredwolf]

@RollersPostulate he does i want to act out insane chracters as well as him

[kbmanatee]

@yoxredwolf yeahhhhhh I really don't think he's acting....

[lowblowattack]

@kbmanatee He is actually an actor ( a fucking amazing one at that)- madison patrello is his real name

[kbmanatee]

@lowblowattack I've seen a bunch of people commenting back and forth about this, and I'm just still not sure. How did you figure out that he's an actor?

[kbmanatee]

@lowblowattack Oh and I believe you that his real name is madison patrello. But how do you know that this isn't just what he's like? Have you found any videos of him acting normally?

[lowblowattack]

@kbmanatee That's very true, I havent actually seen a video of him normally, but you can find him on myspace etc. and he doesnt seem to be AS socially awkward as he is in this video, however im not saying that he isnt at all like this in real life

[xXHockeyGodXx]

He is obviously acting you stupid fucks. This is 4 years old. Get with it.. Jesus.

Love ya Dax!

[DAskuXX3]

alittle advise ok take this grab your hand and punch your self in da face with it cuz ur an idiot/ DUMB ASS

[jOhNWiLSoNTk]

This is what happens when your mom drinks while shes prego.

[TheDorkySquirrel]

Forever Alone.

[Mulan1678]

I don't think she heard you. haha

[HonziHarrison]

thats not what she is thinking dipstick.....

[leoat1am]

Do you have multiple personalities kid?

[Turtolf422]

why are you not a stand up comic? dude you crack me up

[reggaedayna]

ummmmmmmmmmm OK THEN lol

[KylesNuclearFilms]

(I Hope My Friends See This Comment Cuz Thats The Whole Point) DaxFlame's such a ladies man! (my Friend Will Only Get It)

[PaxtonBeltran]

this kid has voices in his head

[ZachHobsonSoccer]

3:01... No pants?

[k00lkane]

Was this at a waterpark or something?

[MrMoistWaffle]

crack heeeeeeeeeed

[beverleykatherine]

i love you <3 you're my hero!

[gorillagashouse]

you problem have a boyfriend fucking fag

[Skinbanger21]

Are you ok dude? You seem to have MANY problems.

[hunter13524]

this creepy.....

[Corios]

I WANT HIM BACK! :(

[VizzyDeluxe]

How old is this kid???

[invisibleusernamex]

@VizzyDeluxe hes in his twenties im sure.. hes acting :P

[VizzyDeluxe]

@invisibleusernamex  Oh 0.0

[NiLepwnsUnicorns]

@invisibleusernamex Nope, not acting. That's Dax for ya!

[leoat1am]

@VizzyDeluxe he's 15. and i'm sure he's retarded.

[haydentewini]

@leoat1am and it's fake. And I'm sure he's retarded.

[Realestkilla1]

Everyone on YouTube wants you dead.........just sayin

[BigTuna1994]

@Realestkilla1 No they don't...

[eybietie]

@Realestkilla1 nah i dont

[ebisude]

King of YouTube

[islandassasins]

ima punch this kid

[rangerairsoft99]

I don't even think she even heard you and she just said go

[kingflyer223]

I feel bad if he find out she has a bf and kills him self actually ill take that back i wont feel bad because he would stop making fucking fantasies

[TheMisspaigeX]

If im honest i highly dout she would date you..

[Kenny2k08]

No she meant to say "Go away"

[moonlightsanota]

GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BHSB3]

Dr. Virgin's laugh-at-him blog.

[freklez123456]

@hirolla888 did you not hear him he made heaps of progress shes tottly into him xD

[FilmShades]

@treybop3 XD

[TheBlackjewninja]

crack babies are fun to watch on youtube.

[lightguy210]

i HATE that he has the same name as me! lol

[DailyFiber98]

I LOLx4 at the guy below me

[treybop3]

"if you love me say go"

"slide down the fucking slide"

[broskie]

I have to get her stuck in the slide or something and save her XD

[SuperNikeboi]

Fucking Nerds with their Fantasies...

[TOmdAbOOM1]

dont u mean ur boyfriend.

[lolcatsheheheh23]

XD

[billycoen77]

This guy's a genius.

[Drummerdrok666]

Damn, put on some pants

[SubjectAce]

I think every single boy should wish we were as manly as this guy.

[ObiTeninch]

Bro, you have to calm down.

[FunnyJunkTV]

what a fag

[megster1011]

There is not one video where u don't get pissed off. Annie is probably the fake doll on his bed

[anynamethatworks13]

I love how at 2:55 he goes from happy and excited Daxflame to angry and pissed off Daxflame

[xSpiritomb]

One Small Step for Dax One Giant leap for most maankiind..

[shrocking]

genuis



[mikeflanagan15]

i love his outfils haha.

[debo31263126]

what the fuck!

[TkdGirlie17]

Ohhhh i love his hand gestures!:) Two can play that hard to get game baybbeeee

[TkdGirlie17]

Ohhhh i love his hand gestures!:)

[ThisIsAndrewTime]

such a super awesome actor oh em gee maxtrain ((((:

[Fonzie7121]

i want to hit this guy..



[minnesotatwins1987]

the sad thing is this reminds me of me....

[ellamontoya2010]

You know the guy from sandlot ended marring that girl and had a shit load of sex and kids......

[armoredyosk]

this guy is so freaking legit.

[zebbythezebra1]

i did a slam dunk is

is not correct english

[JSJ07]

"She said GO!"

[TheDorkySquirrel]

Cool story, bro

[warlocks970]

are you a retard ?? mofo ??

[tinygangster66]

@hirolla888 how did you predict a movie that comes out about 30 somethin years into the future?

[ShadowX9]

if u love me say go! and vote up lol

[tobo86]

If this guy is acting, it's still quite funny. If this guy is for real .... then oh. my. god. Comedy GOLD every second. I feel like the coolest guy in the world after watching him.

[ThomasScottCarson]

love the joke at the begining

[roflcopter708]

ha ur hilarious

[marissa32]

@hirolla888 ...oh how witty... you must be some sort of comic genius...

[AnabelleAndDamon]

i think this is a put on, do you think its funny to act like a retard?

[wicked1337zn]

dude...are you having a seizure ?....what a dumass actor

[asdf12345085]

@hirolla888 uh not even 50 i dont think he will ever not be a virgin

[Blinker968]

issues.....tisk tisk tisk

[kidzbop411]

0:01-0:10....u need serious medical help dood..



[SonnyXXInvisible]

He deserves an Oscar.

[ElGatoQueso49]

This guy is an actor. Look up the video Smosh- three guys in a hotel

[pype654]

Is he acting? omg.. feel so sorry for him :(

[221SuperMario]

That would have been really funny if she said "go.........away >_> !"

[swolgaBOY]

this nigga is dumb as fuck

[modernxxinsanity]

how old are you...

[tyler41696]

I wonder if the kids at his school watch his videos lol

[ChatRouletteKiller]

@hirolla888 just straight up VIRGIN why add 50

[laxman1337]

Is he acting?

[TheGatekeeperOfChaos]

u say u slamdunked with ur gf ? nah uh i bet u slamdunked ur effing head into a wall !

[sponikle]

hopefully she wont cheat on you and stab you in the stomach whilst youre strangling her.

[twilightaddiction123]

by go she meant go down the slide and get out of my face fuck tard

[Odyseu55]

She's your girlfriend because she refused to look at you and continued to do her job?

[Odyseu55]

A FUCKING TIE. I DON'T EVEN... WHY...

[smitler123654]

I just wana say that your videos are excellent but I still havnt worked out weather your acting or you always act like that either way I bow down to you sir

[8Shandyman8]

This guy is a genius. Love these vids. I think some of you need to get a clue

[ZombiiJiizuss]

The beginning! "Did you think it was my lips?!" What is he, 4?!? Hilarious

[PuckYouMeez]

@Lauriinhaa217 I'm worried that you even had to ask. Even if he was this eccentric in real life what makes you so much better? Nothing you mainstream piece of trash.

[lamb575m]

DUDE!! she's diggin you man, and you're right about the sandlot move, way too obvious. Go for something slick like the perfect plan you had earlier in your videos, that my friend is mad smooth.

[gerbilbrownlow]

does he mean Boo as in boner if he does thumbs up

[kumquatscientist]

fag

[creepyguyproductions]

3:21  moment of realization that its a good idea

[ZachStartsSkating]

He is so brilliant.

[TrySomeMan]

nice story bro ROTFL

[Lauriinhaa217]

DaxFlame is Acting, right? cuz his videos are funny but i would be worried if he was like this in real life...

[macnoob1997]

just kidding

[heshaandfriends]

do u act retarrted n nerdy lke this or r u relii ?

[Kool4Sure]

@heshaandfriends It's all an act. It is supposed to be funny. He is a genius for this that's why...

[FreeByrd6]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH omg. when he smiles he looks like willy wonka as a kid in the newer movie. 

[Doderkiller3]

Yuu sir, must have alot of friends.

[severedscrotum]

whats she supposed to say? haha shes doing her job

[side0119]

A small step for me 'cause I'm a ladies man

[side0119]

If you love me say go

[Shadowpuppet7x]

why are you so happy that your "alomst" somones boy friend.

[christinaboyerr]

why does he not have pants on? lol

[Hackify2010]

I wonder if the girl/adult Knows about this.

[Hackify2010]

Lol your quote makes no sense....

[shimani141]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........  GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Antho952]

dude put some pants on when your talking about imaginary ladies. people may get the wrong idea

[coloradosnum1jagsfan]

Love the eyebrows

[WIDOWDUDE1]

these videos are a joke right? he's messing with us? he's really convincing as a loser.

[WoahItsKimber]

I want that tie.

[OhhAlanaRae]

LOL so funny

[totallyrandoms]

@L0G4N1SC00L all I added to this was "isn't it her job?" and my other half of the account said all that. Thank you very much

[Thatwasastory22]

Dude, You will never get a girlfriend... Maybe a boyfriend but thats all... Its her job to say that!!! Smart one! She is probably scared that you are going to kill her or somethig!!!! Dude GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juggernaut725]

You guys suck...

Do you really have to comment on his videos about how much you don't like him and how much you don't care? I mean you obviously must care if you're scrolling through all of his videos saying the exact same thing over and over again, talking about how much you don't care and how retarded he is. And most likely he's an actor so why not just enjoy it?