The last time I saw Justin Bieber on CSI, he got fucking shot and this is what I did and said:WAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts dancing* HE IS DEAD YES HE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!! XD
Don't reformat ur videos :( I think there fuckin hilarious lol watching u talk about new or watever lol then doin the sketch idk eat exactly I'm tryin to say but ya go back to doing it the old way it's way better plz plz plz :)
what the fuckk?!!!! damian's hair is sooooo fucking long... sorry for my french by the way... i like his hair short, dude ur funny when ur random but what the hell change is good!!kip it making vid u never fail to brighten my day from the buttom of my heart THANK U...
@jho123din fuck u man i mean come on grow some fucking balls who talks like that? excuse my french what are you like 60 u fucking dick stain i cnt b fucking wasting anymore time on u u fucking garlic bong rip allow yourself nerd
@lozahas That awkward moment when I made this account in seventh grade and can't change it now. But then again, it's trolling that's unoriginal. Kthanksbye.
@invaderdoom1 So that's why it got 59 thumbs up? Also, check your grammar and spelling. I think you look a little more "retaded" than I do at the moment. *Either, *they're and *retarded. Go open an English book.
Kyle, Kyle!! Consider This!: We LOVE you! Man, you have great ideas, and as Damian, you both are great in front of the camera! We all loved you in his videos, but those videos you filmed together, are more like you both videos, not only Damian. I love your ideas, and i hope you make lots of vids! Well, i guess thats it, see ya!
Kyle should tape Damian up in a ball, and shoot him in a giant slingshot, not realizing that Damian was taped using double sided duct tape, and...do I really need to continue?
More sketches of Damian as Stephen king. He looks like him in that getup and it's uncanny! More sketches is what I always wanted cuz I never felt completely satisfied with the lack of sketches in previous Kyle speaks videos. U can make fun of all the vampire movies out now or you can make fun of rappers. Or dress up like killer clowns.
Down here jn australia we have to Sit through school in the freezing cold
And be put through Hour after hour of the same repetitive pig dick Subjects for 6 hours everyday. So basically my dick grows into a half retarded Center peed that has had four of its legs choped off and two tiny oven baked beans that were once testicals.
I would just keep things the way they are :D although, gotta say, love the little random bits of other vids in there at the end.... You should just throw in random short clips like that into what you're doing now.
FUCKING TRAFFIC!!!
TheMaddieisEPIC 1 month ago
o my gosh didint you git raped in a vidio there
theugleyskot 1 month ago
WTF Both TOP COMMENTS ARE BY THE SAME USER!?
GUNLOVER1999 1 month ago
1:43 i pissed myself so hard...so did the security guard who watch the footage
huptyvrak 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING MAKING SHIT OUT VAGINA SPHINCTER CHINESE FRENCH SURRENDERING CHINESE MINGE COCK!!!!
bastard3285 3 months ago
nice metallica shirt
devin3fan 4 months ago
what is with the confedarate flag behind his dad
mrmagets 4 months ago
3:05 SCHOOLS OUT FUCK NUT
mrmagets 4 months ago
SCHOOLS OUT FUCKNUT *BLAM*
UnrealLegionVids 4 months ago
oh my god i got chased buy 3 homeless guys had to shoot them with my paintball gun
mrmagets 4 months ago
holy chicken shit
merlin22nj2sc 5 months ago
0:09-0:15 best bit
freeguyindahouse 6 months ago
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what video has kyle shooting damian
TheDantedarkdemon201 6 months ago
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what video has kyle shooting damian
TheDantedarkdemon201 6 months ago
No two and a half annoying oranges?
darthwinsor 6 months ago
Didn't know you could vomit from fourteen whiskey glasses of Coca Cola.
YouTubPackRat 6 months ago
He should of shown the homeless man with a knife press like if you agree! B–)
coolstuffinc45 7 months ago
14 people were killed by a homeless man with a knife
coolstuffinc45 7 months ago
14 poeple were killed by the homless guy with a knife
kilo3733 7 months ago
SCHOOLS OUT F***NUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadowcatcher101 7 months ago
schools out fucknut!
GearsOfWarAnimations 8 months ago
this video never gets old
TheGamersAllience 8 months ago
make shur the homless guy gets a cookie
fatjesus55 8 months ago
@fatjesus55 wat vid is when he talks to mr.mouse
icebatofvalikinRRBZ8 8 months ago
when evar the guard see's him, the quard will think he's on crack...O.O
lindsey12323 9 months ago
Aww kyle i actually love you.. "Fucking Traffic!" LOL
bronaghbby38 9 months ago
i love you kyle xxx :)
SuperLara911 9 months ago
Did he actually get on CSI?
This is fucking BS
EmoMetalHead6666 9 months ago
thumbs up if u saw the shane dawson hair
johavie 9 months ago
U HAVE AIDS AND YOUR SHOW MAKES ME SICK O:<
i love u no homo i hope u join illuminati :D
snowball4041 9 months ago
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those 14 dislikes dont mean anything the like button was just out of service.
Robbyg731 11 months ago
those 14 dislikes dont mean anything the like button was just out of service
Robbyg731 11 months ago
fuck... i forgot what i was going to say...
ceilingcatlover1331 11 months ago
Lol, I think he swallows Jim Carrey!! Lol
agualotus 11 months ago
Lol, I think he swallowed Jim Carry!! Lol
agualotus 11 months ago
i would be alot better if i didnt have ur dick up my company's ass!!!
CrowDaddy14 1 year ago
I love your shirt, Kyle!! (: my fav band, ever!
RachyMoonZombie626 1 year ago
no justin didn't go on csi becoause he thought it stood for childrens show for idiots. he thought it stood for cock sicking idiots.
Empororscorpion1 1 year ago
The last time I saw Justin Bieber on CSI, he got fucking shot and this is what I did and said:WAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts dancing* HE IS DEAD YES HE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!! XD
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
Yay it was twice as funny because of Daimian
ulukinatme1 1 year ago
dude kyle u should keep i,proving so it will be funnier since it will be unexpected u rock see ya in hell lol
MasterAssasin100 1 year ago
Lmao @ Damian singing as the grouch
xXxYouBeTrollinxXx 1 year ago
SHOOLS OUT FUCKNUT....BAM!!
mirairay 1 year ago
kyle you remind me of IT AKA pennywise the clown
or like a modern day jester keep up the insanity
billyboy80 1 year ago
justin beiber's gonna be on CSI?... hes probably gonna be a dead corpse... i hope so.
risendudelm 1 year ago
1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
emilio2812 1 year ago
you should do some like rockband mockery, like metallica, just fake a concert or something
bradboy1307 1 year ago
this vid. makes me miss summer. idk why.
ChasinTheCans 1 year ago
whats is ur newest video? i havent been keeping track
p.s. button ur buttons it getting cold outside
middermike90 1 year ago
whats is ur newest video? i havent been keeping track?
p.s. button ur buttons it getting cold outside
middermike90 1 year ago
Already subscribed to twelthofadime. what? i wanna fuckin subscribe!!!! *yells and destroys computer with the continuum transfunctioner*
TornPaperYoyos 1 year ago
@TornPaperYoyos awwwww yeaaa thats so fuckin hot awww im so wet
atrchito1 1 year ago
Don't reformat ur videos :( I think there fuckin hilarious lol watching u talk about new or watever lol then doin the sketch idk eat exactly I'm tryin to say but ya go back to doing it the old way it's way better plz plz plz :)
weirdgurl2 1 year ago
holy creepy distance change....frickin' hilarious!
MrAustinC10 1 year ago
LOOOOOL you are juust FUNNY. make me drop off ma bed laughin
Channybbe13 1 year ago
your weird.... and not funny.
Itsallgoodvanessa 1 year ago
you better button your buttons cus its gettin cold out side
MrStiffdawg 1 year ago 2
@MrStiffdawg OMGawd best line ever!
brandiedapples 1 year ago
bieber got caught with weed a few weeks back. bieber needs to die. KYLE AND DAMIAN RULE!!!!!!!!
thekingofevil93 1 year ago
13 people are fucknuts
BigTimeRush01 1 year ago
I love kids, lolololol. XD
BigTimeRush01 1 year ago
can some one give mee the names of these episodes please
jason194761 1 year ago
I liek the Graduator :D
RoxiPixi123 1 year ago 21
FUCKIN TRAFFIC!
RoxiPixi123 1 year ago 17
holy creepy distance change..
SAMxMITRA 1 year ago
Whats the name of the intro song? ):
NegativeRomeo 1 year ago
@NegativeRomeo for the win
Kpsla 1 year ago
YOU BARSTARD
marccox08 1 year ago
i like the ending lmao!!
TheMeanieWeenie 1 year ago
funny stuff damian i have a present for you middle finger wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt lol
ericthechubby 1 year ago
pause at 2:00 WTF a ghost dick in the door???
clydefields1 1 year ago
is that pub hair on your chin
gabephillips99 1 year ago
damian's face at the end was priceless and what is damian allways doing on kyle's computer?
hanmerboys 1 year ago
do one on crack addicts
NoobPwner2448 1 year ago
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dress up as a black guy
504assassinator 1 year ago
epicest ending EVAR!! 3:47
NinjachewbacaXD 1 year ago
what the fuckk?!!!! damian's hair is sooooo fucking long... sorry for my french by the way... i like his hair short, dude ur funny when ur random but what the hell change is good!!kip it making vid u never fail to brighten my day from the buttom of my heart THANK U...
jho123din 1 year ago
@jho123din fuck u man i mean come on grow some fucking balls who talks like that? excuse my french what are you like 60 u fucking dick stain i cnt b fucking wasting anymore time on u u fucking garlic bong rip allow yourself nerd
disfiguredblunt 1 year ago
your so funny wen u are rondom lol
MrREVITT 1 year ago
Well, Actually, Your videos are already funny. I WATCHED THEM FOR TWO DAYS NON STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
wawa865 1 year ago
you better button your buttons
its getting cold outside
Florjan57 1 year ago
i think you should do a bieber sketch where you like kick him in the balls or somthing
thedarkonesspawn2 1 year ago
@thedarkonesspawn2, I would pay 2 million dollars 4 that my friend. :) XD
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
@Shadowchaofan XD
thedarkonesspawn2 1 year ago
Kyles been winging ut this whole time? I honestly would have never guessed that,
chibirobo99999 1 year ago
lol children's show for idiots
greendayisawesome04 1 year ago
anybody know wat the video is in the beggining with him holding a sword and screaming
winchup1 1 year ago
MTA! MTA! the most outrageous people ride it... you'd stange right out
Nyasha90 1 year ago
holy shit ! killer mexican on lawn mower!!! at 3:31
nakedskaters417 1 year ago
kyles face at 0:05 is pricless!
GamingsecretsTV 1 year ago
OMG !!! KYLE NEEDS BOOBS !!!!!! SQUEEZY SQUEEZY LEMON !!! XD I AM A ORANGE TANGO BABY !!!
sawbloodprincess 1 year ago
1:43 lolz the gaurd will see kyle doin this.<---
ACrystalTurtle1 1 year ago
13 ppl dont like the kyle
legosrcool555 1 year ago
MORE SLEEP WALKING DAMIEN AND ENGLISH ACCENTS < 333
painkillers6 1 year ago
dude sweet metallica shirt ....metallica forever
MrLittleman123 1 year ago
Kyle: Theres a homeless man stareing at me how are you sir?...i think he's gatta knife...well i'll see ya'll later! (runs away) XD fave part
ChibiSuigetsu110 1 year ago
awesome kyle..what happend to you and damien?you guys are freakin helarious together..the best vid is justin bieber fan
Krekov22 1 year ago
kyle opens door click click schools out fuck nut
legosrcool555 1 year ago
kyle opens door click click schools out,Fuck Nugget hahahahahahahahahaha
legosrcool555 1 year ago
Lold at the end. I subbed
alleman13 1 year ago
ㄴㅇㄴ ㅣ이 LOL lol l0l
darkchamp777 1 year ago
LOL !!!! thumbs up for Children Show for Idiots
synzor 1 year ago
OMG I DIDNT KNO KYLE HAD A YOUTUBE?! WOOT SUBBED ^^
KingM119 1 year ago 86
@KingM119 me to
wes2k8vy7 1 year ago
You should get a video with damien and the wooden alligator like find him in your sock drawer
Forum365 1 year ago
also, pause exactly at 1:55
LetsRapeJustinBieber 1 year ago
twethofadime you're a cutieeee. :D :D :D
LetsRapeJustinBieber 1 year ago
METALLICA!
swimmerforlife789 1 year ago
i love ending...and you should contact damian on video and tell us what he says.
Thomas44223 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Metallica Master of Puppet shirt 2:17
HeavyMetalLobotomy 1 year ago
I wonder what happened to the homeless man.......with a knife
DOMINATER9000 1 year ago
LOL! at 1:00
Rockfan901 1 year ago
13 people were laughing so hard that they missed the "like" button
ThatHufflepuffGirl 1 year ago 63
@ThatHufflepuffGirl Thats original. But i guess thats why your hufflepuff.
lozahas 1 year ago
@lozahas That awkward moment when I made this account in seventh grade and can't change it now. But then again, it's trolling that's unoriginal. Kthanksbye.
ThatHufflepuffGirl 9 months ago
@ThatHufflepuffGirl eather that or their retaded
invaderdoom1 1 year ago
@invaderdoom1 So that's why it got 59 thumbs up? Also, check your grammar and spelling. I think you look a little more "retaded" than I do at the moment. *Either, *they're and *retarded. Go open an English book.
ThatHufflepuffGirl 9 months ago
@ThatHufflepuffGirl 14 now
creedt4x9 9 months ago
and i think hes got a knife..........AH
jackassworldleader 1 year ago
METALLICA shirt FTW
MetalHead9701 1 year ago
dude your already funny as fuck!!
creatureskate 1 year ago
boobies
TheGreggoire 1 year ago
keep the intro please =]
JKenn 1 year ago
I LOVE TRAAASSHH!!!
HarrysMovingCastle 1 year ago
kyle for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scotb6 1 year ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD.....I LOVE THE END !!!!!!!
Zak793 1 year ago
dude I fucking love you!!gg
IstalkBananas 1 year ago
1333 likes.
13 dislikes...
13
jurassictimes 1 year ago
SCHOOLS OUT FUCKNUT
TheBoss528 1 year ago
is that a bomb going off? hahaha
steffsweet45 1 year ago
this vid was made a year after my acc was made.
97osea 1 year ago
3:25 LOLO
mikal16115 1 year ago
Kyle, Do you like Metallica ? Cause of the Shirt at 2:20 "Master Of Puppets" awesome album.
XDlosDominicans 1 year ago
@XDlosDominicans that and in another episode he had the load cover on his desktop
daredevil1356 1 year ago
@daredevil1356 oh. didnt realize the Load Cover on his desktop . Witch vid ?
XDlosDominicans 1 year ago
@XDlosDominicans i dont relly remember its i think one of the early ones
daredevil1356 1 year ago
@daredevil1356 Ok, thanks anyways :)
XDlosDominicans 1 year ago
@XDlosDominicans i found out it was the one where he makes fun of tila tequila
daredevil1356 1 year ago
@daredevil1356 Alright im going to check it now :) and thanks again :)
XDlosDominicans 1 year ago
Kyle, Kyle!! Consider This!: We LOVE you! Man, you have great ideas, and as Damian, you both are great in front of the camera! We all loved you in his videos, but those videos you filmed together, are more like you both videos, not only Damian. I love your ideas, and i hope you make lots of vids! Well, i guess thats it, see ya!
TheVampiricRomeo 1 year ago
u need to be on more of damians vides
MrRedfox95 1 year ago
omg thats a model 25 bb gun at 3:08 Give me that bb gun NOW KYLE
AirborneUnit 1 year ago
"I love kids, (hoolololololol)" :D
dannydpro 1 year ago
I love all the sketches!!!!!! you could make them into longer videos though!!!!
sprinklycupcakeXD 1 year ago
what is the song at 3:10 ???
SSJBrota 1 year ago
dude u r friggen funny as hell
KIDDY6669 1 year ago
K so my favourite part(s) is when you bitch about random pop culture news... Don't get rid of that!
draconravie 1 year ago
IIII loveee trashh !!
the trash is my kingdom ,
iii lovee trashh,
iii looveee trashh !!
ColorfulzXKairi 1 year ago
There is a homeless man staring at me.
How are you, sir?
...I think he got a knife.
Well, I'll see you all later.
-Runs-
:D<3
crissiexella 1 year ago
Can somebody please reply me with the name of the song at 3:10? Thanks.
reactor1system 1 year ago
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TakingBackControl85 1 year ago
0:28 through 0:33!!! lol
jeremiahhill54 1 year ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER "THE GRADUATOR"
Zvlo 1 year ago
Kyle should tape Damian up in a ball, and shoot him in a giant slingshot, not realizing that Damian was taped using double sided duct tape, and...do I really need to continue?
ecwfaithful 1 year ago
I've got a present for you damian oIo
alejo9496 1 year ago
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BeastsOfBacon 1 year ago
what is the toy saying at 3:02
neondogs32 1 year ago
@neondogs32 i think i told you id find you again boy
darthwinsor 1 year ago
@neondogs32 "i told u id find u again boy"
jeremiahhill54 1 year ago
@neondogs32 he saying " I told you I find you again boy ! "
heuilleman 1 year ago
dude dont do it. with these kinds of videos writing will just make it less funny
nightmare4236 1 year ago
go watch takingbackcontrol85 channel. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen
BeastsOfBacon 1 year ago
@BeastsOfBacon Jus watched his videos... eh... i like Kyle better...
Griffin150 1 year ago
lol, schools out fuck nut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol baby fuck me harder, harder baby awwhhh thats the spot
MegaPs3sucks 1 year ago
Go watch videos on TakingBackControl85 channel. They are WAY funnier than this.
BeastsOfBacon 1 year ago
3:24, whitch kyle speaks is that?
darthwinsor 1 year ago
kyle i hope u know that u r so fuckin funny man and i nearly shit a horse while laughing so hard at ur videos keep em coming
MrMaglashin 1 year ago
i have that metallica shirt its awsome
tIII3monkey 1 year ago
What Kyle Speaks is the I love trash thing from
DuallyDieselFord 1 year ago
this was uploaded on mah birthday
homshiba 1 year ago
@twelthofadime You should make ur sketches longer than ur Kyle Speaks,and add more Damian Insanity =D
KuteShyGuy 1 year ago
Hey whats up Kyle?
This is Shane, Made yet ANOTHER youtube channel!
I wanted to know, if you would like to be in a collab with me?
I asked you on this account, so my inbox doesnt make it impossible to contact you!
shaaneedaawsoontv 1 year ago
More sketches of Damian as Stephen king. He looks like him in that getup and it's uncanny! More sketches is what I always wanted cuz I never felt completely satisfied with the lack of sketches in previous Kyle speaks videos. U can make fun of all the vampire movies out now or you can make fun of rappers. Or dress up like killer clowns.
buddyroach 1 year ago
Well Kyle Down here we do not get winter breaks~
Down here jn australia we have to Sit through school in the freezing cold
And be put through Hour after hour of the same repetitive pig dick Subjects for 6 hours everyday. So basically my dick grows into a half retarded Center peed that has had four of its legs choped off and two tiny oven baked beans that were once testicals.
theadventuresofkuyan 1 year ago
Lol I always look forward to your present to Damian
lordsolidusx 1 year ago
I would just keep things the way they are :D although, gotta say, love the little random bits of other vids in there at the end.... You should just throw in random short clips like that into what you're doing now.
EvilGothicJenn 1 year ago