YES WE HAVE NO MORALS TODAY - Spoken Word by David Randall Curtis

[TheSeaMyst]

Friend i will not judge you the dead are the real judge and i cannot explain that because you would not understand but here is my gift to you everything i say will happen I am like the Christ only ten times more powerful! The dead will be at the trial OK everyone that killed them will be at their court Judgment day and the first in line will be miscarried baby's and they will be pointing at doctors and their own mothers with one question for them and that is why?

Have a nice day there are nml..

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@TheSeaMyst Well, thanks for taking the time to write all that and not call me names in the process--I respect that. I do have a question, and it is sincere (not trying to be a smart ass)... As you know there are thousands of denominations within bible believers--and of course the other major religions. How would I even begin to know which on is right? Are they all right? Does on just have to believe in something--or is the one you believe the only way to go? If so, why? Thank you. :)

[TheSeaMyst]

there is another dimension just like the Christ said and it's waiting for the right moment to bury all those kings men! Water will be a part but not the whole part i am not allowed to tell you what it will do to those in ships submarines and planes but it will not be pretty!

I am the one Paul said would be here and to listen to him his words I am a gentile! Put your faith into something worth while and start with what you eat!

pray like this take out of me what is bad and replace it with goodnes

[TheSeaMyst]

god is watching from a distance just like the song sir believe it! Even the government knows their is something more powerful than them watching or we would not be here! Because they would not be afraid to do what they want to do which is what they did in Germany but it will not happen again because I know what is going to happen just exactly what happened to the Egyptian Pharaoh only this time it will not be water! I wish i was wrong but i see it as this greed has burned a whole in mans heart!

[sombersolitude]

LOSER. DONT EVER POST ON A COMBAT VIDEO AGAIN FAGGOT

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@sombersolitude I did not post this on a combat video. I posted it on a FactVsReligion video. Bob Miller posted a response (he is a veteran and this is his favorite poem)... and why is it all people like you that call people "faggots" or worse never have the balls to show their face on their youtube channel. Hell dude, you can call me on the phone or come see me--my address and all that is all listed--but I doubt if you will--I think you are a coward that hides behind his computer!

[sombersolitude]

@DavidRandallCurtis watch?v=bDYjNao0YTw

ALSO YOUR COMMENT HERE, AND THE COMMENT MADE ON THIS VIDEO SPEAKS VOLUMES OF YOUR CONTRADICTIONS AND HYPOCRISIES.

ROT IN DEPRESSION LOSER. HOPE YOU TUBE WILL NO LONGER BECOME AN ESCAPE OUTLET FOR YOUR ISOLATION AND WORTHLESSNESS.

[thisworldistoast]

There is PROOF. It's called Israel.

And as Jesus hung on the cross, dying for our sins, He said " Father , forgive them, for they know not what they do."

The unpardonable sin is blasphemy. May you wake up before it is too late. Peace.

[BobbyWarrenMiller]

I must have watched this video a...shit I was going to lie yet again, but I can honestly say six times and it's recalcitrant in a manly way. Will you please get your shit together and come home. Life is just so much more fun with you around.

[EllyMcCormack]

This is my favourite of yours. I think I'd like to memorise it.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@EllyMcCormack 5 bucks says you won't do it! :P

[EllyMcCormack]

@DavidRandallCurtis Dave, you know I'm broke since our last bet: "will Brett stop making videos if I pay him"

[vudu8ball]

Very funny. been an atheist since high school. have felt like killing someone from time to time but always get drunk instead. No problem with morals for me as long as the booze holds out. :)

[CamiellaC]

You prop looks like a scarecrow!! :)

[dehBix]

Is your first name Lucifer by any chance?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@dehBix I just looked at your channel. A bunch of 30 second mash ups from video game cut scenes & gameplay created by other people. Wow. How fucking original. Sounds like something "Lucifer" would do. Is that YOUR name by any chance? You somehow got 500 subscribers for that crap? Sounds like something you'd have to sell your soul for...

[dehBix]

@DavidRandallCurtis Well those are edits from people playing, Im learning to edit at low standards before I go into film making. What do you do with your life other then acting like a complete jackass?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@dehBix I'm a complete jackass? You are the one that came to my channel and gave me shit. I'm just responding to you--which is a big mistake--one can never win with trolls. One thing I don't do is troll around other youtube channels and fuck with people whose videos I don't like. I also notice you're too much of a coward to show your face on camera or on your avatar. That is one thing I've noticed about haters--they almost never show their face and hide behind their computer.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@dehBix Elly pointed out to me that I was a complete jerk to you in my replies. Looking back I have to agree. Please accept my apologies. -drc

[ThePhysicsofMadness]

"Don't encourage me." Now, that's flippin' funny.

[sonofwalt]

I just finally stumbled upon this today, D. I think this is so perfectly done, I am envious. :) Thumbs up and faved! :)

[MurderGod666]

love the vid

[purpledogstar]

Love it!

[purpledogstar]

Another great poem well presented, DRC! :-)

[googleccd079]

hee. talks. real. slloowww

[jeff61177]

Awesome. LMAO. because noone does anything without a threat hanging over their head right?

[drumminjim22]

Frickin' brilliant my man!!

[GuyInHat1]

Don't give me an excuse.

Loved it.

Also why doesn't your friend fear the law? Or mortal harm...

Surely Heaven is good but Earth ain't bad...

[loveupskirts]

this made me laugh a lot, and the ending suprised me lol

[sookiestackhouse2u]

Very nice, david ... look at the smile it put on my face .... ;-)

must add it to my favs ...

[quammski]

Excellent!

[twohawksfucking]

My sentiments exactly.

Killer work, David.

Roy

[TheFutureLooksGrimm]

I see spawn in the background! He was my fav comic book char. So much so that I had 15 hours of tattoo work on my back of his image.

[sugarycactus]

Oh my gosh, this is genius! :) LOVE IT. Love the delivery as well!

[FetishesForFreedom]

^_^

[XlinkK280]

HAHAHAHAHA Psycho!

Good one!

Still laughing though.!

[eljako123]

Bravo.

[mft1234]

Great end line.  Nice delivery.

[controversialbook]

I just doesn't get any better.

[BETTYSWALLOCKS84115]

that wooden cross thingy, it makes a good acsessary for your outfit. lol you hsould where it to church next time you go ;0)

[theboombody]

Is that Spawn on the cross?

[mindovermatter2009]

To you David...I bow sir. A fitting poem for people that dont need a place to fit in.

I am always left smiling and thinking when i come here to your house.

Thanks David. : )

xo

[TheFallibleFiend]

Uberhilarious!

[TheDaveFrom1952]

5stars & Fav

Whenever people with "a faith" question MY morality, I ask: "Does it not say in YOUR bible - 'Judge not, lest ye be judged', and 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' ."

Every religious order, without exception, requires its' followers to accept its doctrines without questioning them. The moment you say: "Ok, show me your proof", they play the blasphemy card. Unlike most "christians", I HAVE read the bible, cover-to-cover, thats why I feel able to question it.

[weaselsfromhell]

Ooo, scary facial expressions.

Especially loved the end of the poem.

[BigPrairieDude]

You love poetry, write beautiful satire, your neighborg is lucky to have you for a neighborg. Of course you have never shared a drink with me, nor with my prairie dog friends, so you are not perfect! But I forgive you (watch out for the prairie dogs they are a mean bunch with no morals!).

[toleranceforsolitude]

I don't understand this.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

toleranceforsolitude: I don't understand your comment. :P

[toleranceforsolitude]

Oh, I didn't realize I was unclear.

I don't understand the joke made with the line "so why encourage me?". Am I just dumb?

That said I'm intrigued. I'll look into more of your videos.

[aaronmyers1982]

The believer had money to steal and a wife the non believer could commit adultry with and on top of that the non believer didnt like his neighbor. and the believer just told the non believer that he could murder him, commit adultry with his wife, and steal his money without fear of going to hell. The non believer said, "Why encorage me" becasue he wasn;t even thinking he could do all those things to his neighbor so worry free until his neighbor, the believer, pointed it out to him. get it?

[TheFallibleFiend]

The religious neighbor told him that without God there's no reason not to rape, steal, and kill. He responds by saying "You got a hot wife, lots of money, and I don't like you .... are you TRYING to convince me to act on my impulses?"

[mindovermatter2009]

your comment is commendable. you made me smile big grinns. Very smart cookie.

thanks for the intelligent cheer.

M.o.M~

[niniebinie]

@toleranceforsolitude one doesn't understand (COMPLETELY INSANE) crazy people, without being crazy themselves.

[TheRavenOfPoe]

That last line is wickedly good, hehe! Loved the use of the prop too ;)

[clayLavl]

haha...man, this is fucking great!

[BETonthisHORSE]

fucking gold. we'll touch base some day in the future. i've been hella busy as of late.

[GnosticAtheist]

Just saw this for the second time. I get a "true blood" feel from it (apologize if you do not like the series) and in my world that is a good thing.

[GnosticAtheist]

aaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!

I was waiting for the standard "then you are not moral if all you do is acting out of fear" rutine. Great stuff. ;)

[TheAist]

This was great, i had to watch it again!

[MustangSaIIy]

Lets examine the statement Atheists have no morals. One only need ponder that claim for a few moments to realize that those who would make such a claim are not engaging in moral behavior, if we accept that passing judgment on a person or group of people is wrong in behavior and, thus, immoral. If the act of claiming that someone or something is immoral is itself an immoral act one could logically assume that the claim has no validity and that the author of this statement has no credibility

[RadialSkid]

From the title, I expected this to be some holy-roller glurge about how the world has gone to hell and nobody has any morals anymore due to the decline of Christianity.

However, you pleasantly surprised me, and made me laugh. 5 stars.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

RadialSkid: If I can get a laugh out of someone I feel like I've done something right--thanks for telling me that. Actually,

some of those holy roller videos are pretty funny--in a unintentional way. Peace! :P

[steeeeevve]

what is that cross?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

steeeeevve: it is a cross a friend sent me that has a Spawn action figure nailed to it.... long story... :P

[janeczka]

This guy scares my dog.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

janeczka: Your dog is a fraidy cat and I could out drink it any day! :P

[janeczka]

That's the problem... I don't have a dog! :p

[StanleyPacion]

Yours are not my religious views, but how have we arrived to such a position where one man/woman can not consider the view of another, hey? Last I remember this country was founded on religious toleration, and freedom to pursue one's own happiness, what ever that may constitute. I guess I hate all hate. A pleasure to hear you 5***** And it is a bit of very humorous verse!

[BabmerChan]

this guy scares me..

[DavidRandallCurtis]

BabmerChan: Boo! :P

[santiagodevill]

I didn't know that you dig spawn? The hell spawn comic series had a majour influence on me as an artist! and the diologe was so original!

I knew I've hered this one before! grate stuff 5*

P.S. the haters seem to be running wild this past week, aren't they? lol.

[BigPrairieDude]

What gives? You are getting younger looking all the time. I like this rendition a lot. Your "bon mot" is one of the best!. Gian

[Rakanarshi]

good stuff mate :P

[Thealchemist44]

Is this a Jack Nicholson impression ??

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Thealchemist44: It's more of a hair loss impression. I never started getting the Nicholson remarks until I started losing my hair! :P

[Thealchemist44]

Thanks for clearing that one up.

Just don't go poking your head through any doorways.

Here's Johnny !!

[EllyMcCormack]

@Thealchemist44 Is that a witty comment?

[JDark89]

Perhaps you are a wonderful athiest as you seem to think you are, but you don't have a particularly good grasp of poetry, the spoken word or for that matter, the English Language.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

JDark89: Thanks for letting me know that I don't have a good grasp of the English language. By the way, you misspelled the word "atheist". :P

[JDark89]

Haha well at least i'm not without a sense of irony then :)

[maninwhitedress]

How did spawn get on that cross?

[DavidRandallCurtis]

maninwhitedress: He was sent there to die for our sins!

[foxfly23]

Cute.  Thanks for sharing.

[SurferRosa79]

awesome, I'm featuring this in my channel :)

[smartbluecat]

Fantastic, man! Hehe. Great job!

:o)

[charlottepoet]

you are so awesomely dead pan that it took me a full 10 seconds after the video was over for me to start LMAO!

[BrettRandell]

genius!

[KraisinsGhost]

oh thats' funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[FableDoe]

BAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHA~ omg, please publish a book. Seriously. You are comedic genius!

[Aegialeus]

This one''s for the ages, "a masterpiece!!!"

Isn't that the Christian way...encouragement to spreed some love! LMAO

BRILLIANT!!!

[EllyMcCormack]

ohhhh yes. The envoi to this poem was wonderful. In fact, I'm going to use that one, one day...

[NewBrazdolph]

hahahaha! good one!

[numbcore]

Kill your neighbor

[DavidRandallCurtis]

numbcore: Oh? So you've me him too? :P Thanks for the thumbs up on knocking him off--but I think I'll just write sarcastic poems about him instead! ;) -- peace, and however you really meant that comment -- thanks for taking the time to make it. Have a great week.

[numbcore]

Thanks! :)

[AntaresInScorpius]

LMAO, you're funny az hell.

[tinySpectacle]

Holy Spawn, that is a good poem.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

tinySpectacle: My crucified action figures are cooler than your crucified action figures--so there! :p

(Thanks for the comment ya brat! ;) )

[PaulBradford13]

great poem David. I would love to have seen the look on his face when you said that.

[mnilandcom]

very funny poem mr david :D

[13thDimension]

hA!!!

[healthyaddixion]

i watched this three times straight. you are freaking hilarious!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

healthyaddixioon: Thanks for that... one of the nicest compliments I've ever got. Thanks! :P

[DefenderOfReason]

LOL Yes, I see the Jack Nicholson in you!

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

HA-HA! Loved it!

This video somewhat supports the minority notion that guys with three names are either poets, or serial killers.

You have a speaking sound and style that struck me as a kind of cross between Jack Nicholson and the late Dr. Timothy Leary.  Or... perhaps, maybe just Nicholson on LSD, minus the Leary. hehe

[ninfan777]

WoW! That was creepy. Beat the next thing he said was "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".

[DavidRandallCurtis]

ninfan777: Heh... you just stay away from my French Poodle or you WILL get the hose again!  Bwa hahahahahahaha....

Peace. :p

[dashpoet]

DRC at his cutting best!

[PoetLina]

If I were to look at this video with the sound turn off, I would not help but think you'd missed your true vocation - that of an evangelical preacher, but that would be a real pity because your message is so much funnier! :-p 5*'s

[RowanFortuneWood]

This is just as funny the second time; hilarious poem, brilliant delivery. 5*/fav

[PlayboyHerbie]

So, Spawn on a Cross? Nice...

Good thing the S & L is back up...

[taids]

Hahaha! :-D

[normanallan]

loverly

and a bit demonic

[DavidRandallCurtis]

normanallan: what do you mean a "bit" demonic??? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha....

(thanks for commenting Sir!)

[Nyhee7]

wow, stunned. I really like this version too.

[Kabuki0009]

I remember you telling this one of your other videos damn good then damn now  *****stars; ) + faved

[VisionGhostPoet]

Remind me never to piss u off :) That was brilliant!

[floydstinkyboy]

both my neighbors are like that. so i named them "Tex" and "PigButt" and whenever i look over at their houses, where there used to be forest, all i can see is ..red fog...a blood red haze. we get along just fine. so far. but now that i have seen this video.....

[RichardRoy2]

He was a doubter; he didn't really think God was omniscient. You just didn't realize he was suicidal, but it was a sin to fulfill that want. You foiled him this time, but he may be back.

Magnificent, DRC. Thanks.

[dannideetz]

love it!!

[rozeboosje]

Hahahahaha

[thinkmorepink]

Oh I really love this one. I'm going to put it on my channel for a while.

[quodlibette]

So wonderfully wicked, I had to favorite it, Mr. D.R.C. Thank you!

[Pamfino2]

See you in Hell, babe! ;-) 5*

Pam x

[JosephLarkdale]

Ahh nice to revist this page. haha. Great poem. faved.

[Nigelcf]

Absolutely top notch poem, delivery, pacing, meter, evrything. 5*s/faved....was worried you'd crucified Mone for a minute there though! :}

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Nigelcf: Thanks for the comment and the message before. Crucify Mone??? Heck, one of these days she is going to Crucify me! :P

[leftgreenthumb]

I really enjoy the way you read/speak. And great poem! I hope its a true story :)

[heatherlynblue]

loved it, drc. loved it!

[Gisburne2000]

Great, great video. I am definitely one of your tallest fans :o)

[ghostofdayinperson]

Very Jack Torrence.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Ghost: All work and no play makes David a dull boy. All work and no play makes David a dull boy. All work and no play makes David a dull boy. All work and no play makes David a dull boy. All work... :p

[ghostofdayinperson]

Which is why you make these fun videos :p

[Largo64]

That's the best answer I've heard to the "you have no morals" bullshit.

[ZenP]

Nice! I always thought Spawn was like bizarro Jesus...

[liz1060]

I remember this ... I think I like it even more again.

[CousinoMacul]

Is that "Voodoo doll Jesus" or "Kachina doll Jesus"? Okay, it looks like "action figure Jesus".

Nice punchline! :-)

[MessiahChaos]

Yea i remember this one....love it. great expressions also. and great cameo by Spawn.