"Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US marine who was born to kill. Clearly you have mistaken me for some wine sipping communist dick suck and although peace probably appeals to tree loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death dealing, blood crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilization. Peace sucks a hairy asshole. War is the motherfucking answer." Sgt. Persons
@Hoodlumskate Right on. I have been there on vacation. I once parked my car by the side of a road under some tree. A car pulled over right away and the chick driving it shouted hysterically: "You're killing the trees!!". I was taking a pee at the time and when she realized it she drove away like I had a gun or something. Hypocrite idiots. If they really meant what they preach they would be riding bicycles, not cars.
so tempted to use this monologue in an argument im havin with a friend of mine
Yorgar 2 weeks ago
"Where the fuck is this weak ass child from?" "VERMONT!"
DavidSSabb 5 months ago
"Where the fuck is this weak ass child from?" Hahahaha
Zapablast05 6 months ago
Dude shes kinda Hot XD
chillnshred 9 months ago
1:03 "your old pal Reagan" LOL
yautja85 11 months ago
@yautja85 He says "Ray" as in Ray Person, the name of the character...
OldDirtyBlaster 9 months ago
@yautja85 Ahahaha I overheard it everytime I saw this scene.... genius......
oberchobo 7 months ago
Probally Vermont
drivepro 11 months ago
2 Tree loving Bi-sexuals dont like this video
iM16A1Detroit 1 year ago 4
@iM16A1Detroit yeah
MrAgent00231 11 months ago
@iM16A1Detroit Nah it's just that kid's parents.
TYman456 11 months ago
tree loving bisexuals like you and your parents
MrReggy97 1 year ago 2
@abyssrem He's actually a Lance Corporal
rumetzen 1 year ago
Where the fuck is this weak ass child from?
Donnelly182 1 year ago
@Donnelly182
Vermont!
evanazzo 1 year ago
Love this xD
SayVarRee 1 year ago
Dawg..i got that letter memorized!! This is the ish episode here!
toddjh1617 1 year ago 3
"where is this weakass child from" "Dismember my enemies and defile their civilization." Goodwords.
wtong89 1 year ago 2
"Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US marine who was born to kill. Clearly you have mistaken me for some wine sipping communist dick suck and although peace probably appeals to tree loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death dealing, blood crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilization. Peace sucks a hairy asshole. War is the motherfucking answer." Sgt. Persons
abyssrelm 1 year ago 7
@abyssrelm yes.. that would be what he said..
FDD2012 1 year ago
lol one of the best parts of the show
joejokester 1 year ago
war is the fuckin anserw
USMCpete333 1 year ago
Wine sipping communist Dicksuck
X1XGUSX1X 1 year ago
Don't get no better, then that ... War, is the mother fucking answer. ... Your pal, Ray. LMFAO!!
TheRealest2181 2 years ago 6
Brads turret will be on his door step when he gets home.
kowz4u 2 years ago
probably
double2echo 2 years ago
so did i
vadid666 2 years ago
i'm getting a t-shirt with this monologue on it
kingns1 2 years ago 4
were from?
vadid666 2 years ago
"Fucking Maryland" yeah that is how I feel about my State.
Carcrafter7 2 years ago 3
Move to Texas
Werock4roll 2 years ago 2
@Carcrafter7 Massachusetts is worse. Everyone here is a liberal tree hugging pussy.
Hoodlumskate 2 years ago
@Hoodlumskate I hear ya, buddy.
Stuff0Da0Chicken 1 year ago
@Hoodlumskate Right on. I have been there on vacation. I once parked my car by the side of a road under some tree. A car pulled over right away and the chick driving it shouted hysterically: "You're killing the trees!!". I was taking a pee at the time and when she realized it she drove away like I had a gun or something. Hypocrite idiots. If they really meant what they preach they would be riding bicycles, not cars.
slick4401 1 year ago
@Carcrafter7 Maryland isn't so bad, you could live in Ohio. Now thats a shithole.
redsfan293 9 months ago 4
best line ever
americaHUMVEES 2 years ago 26
"wine sipping communist dick suck" lol
Billthallama 2 years ago 69
semper fi do or die
FagleMclovin 3 years ago 9