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  • Sad.

  • CJ Cummins sounds like a fake porno name to me.

    "They think they're getting money; they're getting Jesus." That sounds like a typical religious screw over to me. You think you're getting eternal life when really all you've done is give away 10% of your income to your church. And that's why religion is so big in the US.

    These fundies need to get their facts straight. Is the Earth 3,000 or 7,000 years old? Noah's ark was as big as Denver? OK, I'm calling it: he's a lying asshole.

  • the bible doesn't say 3,000 years. It's a little more than that between Adam and Noah. I understand this is comedy, but there's more than enough hilarity to be had when you get the biblical facts straight.

  • @Blainedwayne I think he was purposefully exaggerating Christian beliefs, made particularly clear when he said Noah's ark was as big as Denver, instead of 300 some-odd cubits.

  • I love that bitch thats like, well when was the bible written.....even though the difference between 3,000 years and the actual age of the earth is re-fucking-diculous

  • the bible says the world is 6000 years old. get your bullshit straight!

  • "I want jesus instead of a coke"

    hahahahahah this is gold!

  • he has a funny transatlantic accent stuck in middle of two accents thats what would confuse me trying to guess where he is from lol

  • I have always wondered why most will leave Islam religion alone,i was told because they do not try to force religion on to other people,my argument is doesn't the fact they have suicide bombers killing innocent people warrant debunking of their religion,unless of course you agree with what they do.

  • but he's funny, which is his point...

  • This guy is as much a perv as his name implies

  • Is this a joke?

  • Some of these comments are hilarious esp the ones criticizing his "beliefs"! What part of comedy don't you guys get??

  • This is a good example how "the Bible" enslaves people with the belief of internal damnation. This guy is just messaging his personal perversions.

  • "You watch, I will turn the corner and there will be a parking space because Jesus provid- oh wait that's a one way street". Funniest thing I ever heard from a creationist.

  • lol brilliant

  • It makes perfect sense, we consume coca cola and we consume the body of christ

  • funniest guy in hell

  • Mensa is still looking for this guy... NOT! firstly even his uncle thinks the earth is at least 6000 years. but besides the point, Noah's ark carrying 30 million species? hey "genius", come with scientific proof to your moronic statements and also debate people that have more education than the once you dared to show...

  • "Everything in that banana contains a message for Jesus."

  • Holy crap, even his nephew has a banana fixation.

  • gee an entire coca cola for believing in a man in the sky. Awesome!

  • How does he know that the earth is only 3.000 years old? Because it says so in this baby book? WOW... *cough* Bullshit! *cough* Bullshit! By the way, "Heaven" and "hell" might just be philosophical. It might not be literal. If it were literal, there would be scientific evidence of it. Not a book with no scientific data behind it. *facepalm*

  • So f***ing funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @Dejavu12321

    Preferable to being ignorant of science.

  • This is a joke, right?

    Since when is the age of the earth in the bible?

  • @bpbusstop yeah it is a joke, but ray comfort actually explained on video how a banana was made to fit a human's hand, therefore bananas must have been made by god.

  • @KTMICD2

    Clearly he hasn't seen a wild banana.

  • the Bible doesn't say the earth is 3000 years old!

  • 3000? I always heard these wackos say 6000

  • Is this a joke? Is he making fun of evangelist...then it would make more sense, but if he is serious then it doesn't work.

  • Haha.. this isn't real at all! Wake up, you morons! :)

    Jesus is gonna get me an awesome parking space! :) I love the one-way street part.

  • Everyone associates Jesus and coca cola because the coke gmfits in ur hand n there this thing at the top that u can pop open and drink the innard of ur lord and savior. Thank u Jesus for quencing my thirst

  • lol coca cola head band , confuse it and accept Jesus , yes yes , irfutable way of saving people..

    oh bribery, fake 10$ note.. yes yes thats gona work bribe them into belief..

    lol bible says its 3000 years old hahaha actually bible doesnt say exactly how old it is , following the genollogy tree of the bible says its 6000 years old.. fail

    anyway science says its at least 6 million years old.

    lol boat was the actual size of the entire city of denver..- fail again.

  • imo he doesnt read the bible

  • LOL @ streets of gold!!! Oh ya and the banana......

  • Just think Ray, Kirk, and now CJ can happily demonstrate the existence of god when they deep throat those bananas. For a good laugh, find Ray's site, way of the master and forward him the video "(18+)VenomFagX... Xtian Morals?" The image at time = 0 is priceless.

  • This has to be a joke

  • this guy is nuts

  • You see this banana? You see what it looks like? Yep, a dildo. That's right, god made all objects for us to use for our own pleasure.

    ^ That is your logic. My logic is that a banana is that way because of artificial selection with evolution. Go google it, or remain ignorant like a useless faggot.

  • @notanon666 Artificial selection, exactly. Bananas found in the wild don't look anything like that, and certainly don't seem as if they were meant to be used by man.

  • foss,

    No, like I said before, we don't know how old the earth is. We only know how long humans have been on the earth.

  • What a fucking idiot. Knowing the

    Bible won't get you into heaven either. He's a stupid fucking foriegner who likes to argue.

  • The earth is NOT 3000 years old. We don't know how old the earth is. The Bible says that PEOPLE have lived on earth for 6000 years. Get in your Bibles, Christians!

    and everyone else:)

  • the earth is about 6000 years... and a couple of days...?

  • Awesome.

  • more lies,

  • Mockers will be rightly condemned.

  • This is great.

  • 3:29 - including unicorns

  • ROFL 1:45

  • That was terrible... Just Repent.

  • I don't know whether this was for real or what but it was funny!

  • That was f***ing HILARIOUS! Oh man, I hope you have more videos. I just randomly came across this one, and I was busting up by the end. I love the Ray "Banana" Comfort jab at the end.

  • BTW it doesnt matter what version of the bible or what kind of christian you are, but this guys methods are everything BUT christian!!

    he should stick to preaching to his community of rednecks, cuase they would believe anything, even if you say that god is actually a buddist!! The only thing this SO CALLED pastor is doing right based on his religion is probably trying to make a move on his alter-boys..

  • @cwongchung He's making fun of some crazy christian guy from New Zealand named Ray Comfort.

  • @cwongchung Religion is fake. Even God said that in the old testament. Accepting the son in your life and doing God's will is the way. Believe on the son to take sin out of your life, to spread the message, etc. We can't do it by ourself. Everything is God's. We just borrow. God owns all creation. Believe on Christ and you will have eternal life. Reject Christ and you will be away from God's glorious presence. He is waiting and time is ticking.

  • @boywhoy88

    What do you mean: Religion is a fake?

    What are you doing right now is nothing more but spreading religion!

    Your extremely primitive, nagging, mindless preaching is a very essence of the religion... Any religion of any god, that is.

    Blabbing bullshit around is what all religions are all about – isn’t it?

  • 3rd; the bible states the world is milions of years old!!! And it has been proven the bible talks about 6000 years of human history,!! Im not talking bullshit, just look it up!!

    and finaly: If you compare a banana with Noah's ark and you actually believe what you say, I think God would just have to smite your ass!!! I would,..dumbass!!

  • this is why is I think the guy is a dumbass;

    1st of all, when you give people a wristband with coca cola and jesus on it, they would still asociate it with coca cola and think the name jesus on the wristband is a publicity stunt.

    2nd; If you give people a fake 10$ bill, they would just throw it away, even if it has (his version of) the word of jesus on it.

  • Wow, I thought this was a spoof, how pathetic, going up to people and thinking that he's won a debate by saying things wuickly to an unready selection of people. Also, the bible is definitely not clear, the bible does NOT say the world is 3,000 years old, it says the world is 6,000 years old, which is still rediculous, because then beer is older then the world.  Also, notice how he only argues with the uneducated group.

  • and even then the bible isn't what declared the world to be 6000 years old, it was i THINK (can't remember the date) by a pastor in the medieval ages.

  • The Bible actually doesnt say anything about how old the earth is. If you add up all the genealogies its more then 6000 years so you cant base the bible off of people who dont add things properly. You say yourself that the bible is not clear about the age of the earth but then you say that the bible says its 6000 years. That doesnt make sense. Either way the age of the earth isnt really a big deal. Its not the big picture.

  • Well it IS a big deal, because it is impossible for everything to have been created in the last 10,000 years.

  • Hey, Bomb are you apart of the truth??

  • Not fair, picking on the uneducated. Shame on you mr CJ.

  • idk man, that rocker dude seemed pretty smart

  • so the guy tricks people by giving them what they think is money, and then condems them for telling lies?

  • So this guy asks these ladies what they want in heaven and one says 'sheets of gold'.

    What do you need gold for if you're dead?

    Let's say there was this happy happy land after you die where you can have everything you want. Then what's the gold good for? Who are you going to impress with it?

    F'course given Xian attitudes (and religious attitudes in general) on things like sex and fun in general, I'd doubt their heaven is much of a happy happy land anyway.

  • LMAO! the banana and the ark cracked me up

    what an idiot

  • No shit! Craked me up too! :D

  • The soldier of darkness that I am. Drinking blood to quench our beast. The ignorant sheep are my slaves. It was a long time ago... When I sold my soul to the devil. He shall kill their god and become their new god. Those who refuse, shall be eaten alive. Dragged into the shadows of Hell. Empty Abyss, void of nothingness. Deep inside, devoid of all holy light. I shall serve Satan forever in darkness. As a faithful Demon by his throne. Surrounded by the filth of departed angels.
  • Robert: Lighten up ...seriously.

  • The soldier of darkness that I am. Drinking blood to quench our beast. The ignorant sheep are my slaves. It was a long time ago... When I sold my soul to the devil. He shall kill their god and become their new god. Those who refuse, shall be eaten alive. Dragged into the shadows of Hell. Empty Abyss, void of nothingness. Deep inside, devoid of all holy light. I shall serve Satan forever in darkness. As a faithful Demon by his throne. Surrounded by the filth of departed angels.
  • If you are going to type up a bunch of pseudo-evil idiocy, it is best to do so under a name such as SatansBaby or BloodSpill ...to do so under the name Robert is equivalent to the enchanter scene in MP's Holy Grail in which the horn-wearing John Cleese creates multiple impressive explosions and then reveals his name to be ...Tim. Tim the Enchanter? Robert the Satanist sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?

  • I think the above comment is humurous because of your name.

    (I wish my name had obvious in it)

  • @RobertBaral365 okay, whatever satan offered you he is lying to you. The God of heaven and earth is the only God and there is no other. Accept Christ now while you still have a chance. Hellfire awaits you with unending torture if you don't repent. It is a fearful thing to be an enemy of God, even satan knows that. Time is short for all of us including satan. Make your choice, do you follow satan and burn or Jesus and live. Salvation is free and waiting. God is good. God still loves ya.

  • First this guy thinks that Jesus has nothing better to do then find him parking. Then he lies to the people about the ten dollar bill.

    The lord will provide? Well pray for food in one hand and then piss in the other, and see which one gets filled first.

    This guy just uses straw man arguments and rushes people who are not equipped to debate him. Its like having Mike Tyson going to first grade to pick a fight!. Not impressed by this mental midget!

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind

    You understand that you just had made a total dumbass of yourself - did you ?

  • @MrJurekGG Oh yeah, so are you one of the thousands that believe a dead guy will rise and come again? The only dumbass are those that agree with or believe this poor excuse for a preacher. Which side of the fence are you sitting on?

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind

    You didn't get that video clip - did you, you dumb fuck ?

    Like hundreds of other dumb youtubers?

    What a fucking world of the underdeveloped,humorless assholes is there.

  • @MrJurekGG Yeah your right, how could anything about god or jesus be serious or even real. Thanks for pointing it out that when anyone speaks about religion that it is all just a bunch of make believe bullshit. Boy, if I am a dumb fuck, then what does that make people who DO believe this crap. Though in my defense, if this guy was even remotely funny, I might picked up on that he was joking. I am glad to see that you don't believe in this shit either. Anyway, Thanks for licking my sweaty sack .

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind

    Oh, for fuck sake...This guy is making a joke about religion. How difficult it is to understand? He's been mocking that religious crap. He's being sarcastic. He's being ironic. And, you jump on him and trying to show him your understanding of these things. Judging by the content of the clip - he knows perfectly well what is he doing.

    Humorless world? Worst than religious one.

    Licking your sack...? Don't even mention. Just returning your early favor.

  • @MrJurekGG Come on Mr. J. this guy is about as funny as watching pickles ferment. Even you are funnier then him, and thats not saying much. As for returning that favor, your welcome, I needed to floss anyhow.

    All kidding aside we seem to be on the same page and just can't seem to understand how what appear to be intelligent human beings, develop some type of mental skid pad when it comes to a make believe god, and I won't even mention religion. Keep up that verbal abuse

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind Hahaha... Let's meet somewhere in the middle of the road. You admit it was a joke on religion that you didn't get it and, I admit it wasn't a very funny one, OK ? :-)) Nice to know you, pal. You are a formidable adversary, worthy of the utmost respect. Stay cool and funny, PS: " Jesus has nothing better to do then find him parking... " ? Actually...On the second thought...Quite honestly...What else that zombie dude is good at ? :-)) salutations
  • @MrJurekGG You got a deal Mr. J., just two older guys who know better. I went the religious route when I was younger, went into the military and finally realized the bullshit of religion. I could never understand that this omnipotent dude who wants us to idolize him, was never seen-heard from (the delusional ones don't count), + if you gazed on him you would be blinded, How convemient! It was kind of the same with my mother in-law. As for jesus & parking,explains why he's on so many dashboards!

  • @MrJurekGG Jesus is nothing to be played with. Respect him and honor him for dying for us all so we all could receive eternal life. Jesus is still alive because he resurrected. He is in heaven helping out all who want to know him and his ways. If you reject him and do your own thing you will be eternally separted from God. Salvation is free and is not a mystery. Follow his ways.

  • @boywhoy88

    Since, he is still alive (not only he didn’t die for our sins. He is in paradise). Since he is the king of the world and he has tons of fun looking down on the squirming herds of the brainless morons, fans of his fisherman club… Since he’s scared to death to show his face again…Since he’s not giving shit about the children dying of starvation… Fuck him…

  • @MrJurekGG Im sorry you feel that way. We as men must dominate the world, with his guidance first off. With his guidance we can know which places to go to where people are starving. Don't blame people starving on God. We have all the money to help the starving people. America is the richest country ever and you blame people starving on God? I hope God will have mercy on you. God is not the one to play with. He is not what you believe him to be. He is a God of justice and wrath. Accept the son.

  • @boywhoy88

    I fuck him for his bestiality towards humans. I fuck him for every child born in his image, with one of the 250 registered birth diseases or mental illnesses. I fuck him for every Siamese twins, joined by their heads or, by other parts of their bodies.

    I fuck him for every single one of the six million Jews murdered by his favorite creation, Hitler.

    I fuck him for every prey among animals eaten while still alive.

    I fuck him for every bacteria ever existed by his grace, on earth.

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind You know he is not really a christian right? He is a comedian, this video is just satire.

  • @ornitorrinco01 Yes I have already been embarrassed by my mistake, just goes to show that it is hard to tell the christians from the comedians, since they are both over the edge LOL.

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind LOL, yes you are right, these christians make it so hard for us atheists to tell the difference between comedy and sincerity. When they tell you that a 600 year old guy built a big ark, and put two of all the animals inside and then sailed around for 1 year while the entire earth was completely submerged in water, you burst out laughing, but then you realise that they seriously believe it.

  • @ornitorrinco01 Oh you got that Right, thanks for your understanding! I will have to learn to wait awhile before I comment next time, it might save a little embarrassment later on.

  • Hey Teenagers!!! You are being lied to about so many things in the public schools. From abortion to evolution to so called safe sex. Watch my videos on my channel to learn the truth. Don't allow yourself to be decieved anymore!

  • I think you're the close minded one, and you're the one spreading lies to the world! If the bible is true, then prove it, and then i'll believe you... The only problem is that you can't prove it. I can however prove that the bible is lying by using only the very first page of the bible, cause the lies starts already there! But i bet that even though i proved it to you, you would still be too close-minded to ever accept the proof!

  • @mortenrobinson

    The first page of the bible ?

    It is the single, most disturbing element of this book. How an intelligent human being of the 21st.century, educated and brought up in the real world - can continue reading this stuff after the few first sentences?

    Moreover yet - believe in it?

    On one hand - hundreds of the greatest universities of the world and thousands of the greatest scientists and historians and, on the other: God created the Universe in six days???

    The head is spinning.

  • lol, the bannana argument.

  • Demon hunters shoot down angels in the sky. In the city of god, they are dying. Mortar shells shatter the walls of holiness. The masses are terrified and screaming. Their hope is lost as god's gold turns to rust. Innocents looking to end their pain. Their pitiful lives come to an end. Satan's wisdom brings us to life. Leaving pain for the cowards to endure. The masses of futility are forgotten. We are the champions and they were defeated. We are as one with the demon's darkness.
  • satan jesus bla bla bla santa claus santa claus santa claus, satanism is not appreciated here either robertbaral365

  • @RobertBaral365

    Obviously - god is powerless, impotent piece of trembling shit... Obviously...

    He had created us. We are his children. He had created quintillion of celestial bodies, spread billions of light years apart and now, he's shitting his pants facing the satan. He slaughter millions of human beings ( read the bible), and now…?

    Nice, eh? It's good to praise that jerk. Trying to defend his image, because he's not able to defend himself. Piece of crap.

  • Demon's maggots scrape away the body in decay. From the inside until your savior is empty. His failure is cleansed by your hatred. Your god stands below dark emptiness. Lost and forgotten in the cold depths. Glaring up from the bottom arises Satan. The body of christ shall satisfy his hunger. Vomit your pallid beliefs. As you live to suffer in ignorance. Save your false pity for those who care. Purged of the will to live your life. You have nothing but a lifeless prayer.
  • The only thing that he DESTROYS in this video is his credibility as an intelligent person.

  • "When you're looking for a parking just look for Jesus... you can see when we turn the corner there will be a par... oh wait, that's a one-way street..."

    > HAHAHA It must have been DIVINE intervention! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • har, har what a liar. Judgment day will not be pleasant for him. Repent or perish!

  • hahaha love this video

  • you are wasting gas driving around doing what?

  • You know, he's just as right as his uncle.

  • My, my, seems a number of your commenters were absent when Jesus was handing out the sense of sarcasm.

  • Thank you jesus someone else gets it lol

  • haha man he is sooo funny!

  • This is crap. I'd like to see him actually debate, not simply converse with people who don't know what they're talking about!

    Weak.

  • im not sure but i think hes being sarcastic. the parking spot thing seemed like a perfect setup to make himself look stupid.

  • I feel a little sorry for pastor CJ, he really makes an ass of himself in this video. Especially with that stupid banana-likeness

  • This is guy is is a moron. LMAO

  • Nice one. I love the way more and more are taking the piss out of religion. lmao

  • Now that my friend is a big boat.

  • dogs were domesticated 10000 years ago the pyramids are over 3000 years old there is bones of dinosaurs an other prehistoric animals that date to millions of years ago this guy is a fukin moron if he cant see the proven evidence

  • That guys is a FUCKING idiot..I would love to debate him. COMPLETE FUCKIING IDIOT.  Do you believe the Earth was created in a few days only 3000 years ago? or do you believe scientist who have repeatedly refuted such ignorant gibberish? The real beauty is you have the choice to believe either or neither.

  • How to prove evolution wrong in a youtube comment. Have you guys ever visited the museums full of missing links? You know the ones that don't exist. Or maybe when the first human popped out of a fucking primate and then fucked a primate to get more humans it became the origin of man. GFG NUBS LOLERSKATEZ. Youtube comments are fun

  • Mocking Jesus is the fuckin' best thing to do.

    There is just one thing i need to tell you.

    Your God, you know, D Great Savior, Lamb and so on, the He. Weel, your God does not exist.

  • @RontaDM why do you mock the living God? God is good and his judgment on all is just no matter what happens. It is a fearful thing to be an enemy of God. God owns everything and is the only one that can throw satan himself into hell. Jesus died for our sins so that anyone who believes and put his ways into action will have everlasting bliss. If you humble yourself and seek him then you will find out he is real one way or another. He is waiting. Turn to him or be eternally separated from God.

  • @boywhoy88 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

  • @RontaDM You have been warned. God's wrath is not like a mans wrath. God can make your life bad on earth and then if you keep following your ways God can make your life horrendous in hell forever. Your fear of God is taught by men. God is not to be played with. You are still living because of God's mercy. Time is short. Accept Christ as your saviour.

  • @boywhoy88

    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. What else is new?

  • Its a 'piss-take' of what religious people are doing.  Funny!

  • I hope this guy isn't serious, he does not make any good arguements. Pretty funny really.

  • Sweet Tangy Christ, don't tell me you're confused about the word "Theory"? Oh my, listen here, when a scientist uses the word "theory" they aren't making a guess, a theory in science is the highest level of validated understanding that exists. Nothing is called a "Theory" in science unless it has an overwhelming amount of evidence, been peer reviewed hundreds and thousands of times over several years, and is found to be generally irrefutable. Evolution is a Theory, like gravity and electricity.

  • Don't we stumble over this kind of ignorance way too often?

    In my opinion knowledge is counterproductive for those religious apologetics, so knowing the basics about science is unlikely for a christian moron :-)

  • umm wo things it's the LAW of gravity... and a theory is held in next to lowest regard.. riight next to hypothesis like your parents were probably thinking "hmm if he have a child i hypothesize that he will be normal" but they were wrong.

  • WRONG Gravity is a theory.

  • Tephanda1337;

    Scientific Laws are derived from theories, and yes a theory is as high as you can go. This isn't an issue for debate, it's just a misunderstanding of how the sciencific community operates brought on by a perpetual mis-use of the word "theory" in common English and purposeful disinformation campaign by fundies who have nothing else they can use to try and validate their own outdated claims. Please do some research for YOURSELF before making a comment such as the one you just did.

  • dude in science a theory is as close to a law as you can get.

  • I used to try to be polite to people who beLIEve in jesus, - Now I just tell them to Fuck off. Oh, and fuck you too Jesus....

    Second coming? LMFAO!!! Have a nice life everybody......

  • You are funny. Darwin was a christian and the only connection between the theory of evolution and atheism is that the latter tend to base their views on science to which evolution theory counts.

    Religious apologetics on the other side base their views on ancient mythology which is neither likely to have really happened not for which there is a shred of proof.

    So, I'd rather be rational, live in reality, be an atheist, and laugh about your freaky Jesus.

  • Well said.

  • Thanks ;-)

  • one question then... if evolution is real.. why arent we monkies? why did we evolve and apes and primapes in Africa didn't? care to explain professor?

  • That is a fifth grade question :-)

    Monkeys evolved just like we do, we did not evolve from monkeys, that is simply false. All we do is share a common ancestor.

    BTW: technically speaking we are all primates, so basically apes and us are considered to belong to the same family of species, like wolfs and dogs or cows and buffalos.

  • Sorry, I made a post just like yours. I should have read the whole reply list first.

  • No Problemo ;-)

    Yt seems to put the comments ina strange order sometimes.

  • The common ancestor we share with modern day primates split due to mutations in their genes. Because of these mutations some of them evolved higher mental capacity, bipedal locomotion and opposable thumbs while the others evolved traits that we would identify today as "simian" or "monkey". The monkeys we see today are just as evolved as we are, we both came from a "simpler" common ancestor.

    Oh, and to answer your first question...yes, we are monkeys. Ask any qualified biologist.

  • tehpanda, not an informed individual. its ok though, many are rather ignorant in this era

  • This video is pretty clearly satire.

  • Wow! If jesus really does provide parking spots I am so totally converting!

  • yay satire

  • I work in the service industry, and have on multiple occasions received a jesus dollar for a tip. You have no idea how infuriating this is. And to think some cheap-skate religious nut is feeling all proud of themselves for saving someone. You better hope I never catch you putting that in my tip jar.

  • This is satire, morons. Stop saying how "hitchens would destroy this guy" because hitchens agrees with this guy.

  • fIRST THING THAT GETS ME IS THIS VIDEO IS PROUD TO DESTROY UNBELIEVERS BOASTING ON BEING RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG. ASLO THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD RETARD!!! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO SOME DAMN CATHOLICS THAT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE BIBLE..LOL

  • This is SATIRE everyone... calm down

  • What a Fucking idiot!!!

    Christianity = Capitalism

  • Brilliant. A right larf! Those girls were stupid. Why doesn't the one in the yellow just see that the Bible is full of shit and be done with it?

  • What a bunch of twisted truth. Even Scav316, an unbeliever, recognizes that he is making this information up.

    Do not believe this man!!!

    This is not who Jesus is nor what the Bible teaches!!!!

  • No shit Sherlock.

  • Wow, this is really stupid...

    Hitchens would destroy this dude.

  • hahahahahaha.great video bro.awesome.i laughed so hard maaaan.

  • This is satire right? As in ha ha look at how arrogant and stupid the christians insist on proving themselves? I'm interested to hear how the conversation would have gone with the young lad wearing the Pantera shirt.

    If you think being christian puts you on the "winning team" or the side of good, you can go get fucked. I wish there was a judgement day. I wish it was that simple. You'd be totally fucked and confused as to why the flock achieved such poor grades in comparison to the atheists.

  • Oh man, that guy just totally changed me idea about jesus! Dude, I love bananas...

  • This guy is a protestant you can tell. I have nothiing against them, as I am a Catholic, but they believe the Bible is to be taken word for word when it shouldn't be. Obviously shown in this video, which is to be taken as a joke not seriously. HELLO, "COMEDY"Jesus

  • Those are called fundamentalists not protestants. Protestant is a description of any sect of christianity that offshooted from Martin Luther.

  • Wow, he debates teenagers. That's brave...

    Even Biblically, he's wrong. Not that I believe the Bible, but he's making shit up.

  • Ah satire! Gotta love it.

  • "In his years in the ministry, not one person has won an argument against him.

    He will debate anyone, anytime, almost anywhere.

    And win. For Jesus."

    LOL.

  • I'll do it!!

  • A coke, or a counterfeit money for all your mental freedom, sounds like a fair trade.... Right. This guys a nutbar, and has the indomitable idiocy of ignorance.

    And by the way, preaching incorrect ideas is not "DESTROYING UNBELIEVERS."