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  • can't wait for this lol :)

  • Thank you for the reminder of what I really want for my birthday.

  • Shepard must have the biggest sense of un-appreciation.

  • 0:24 what the hell,is that a fucking scarab? Did the reapers raid the covenants arsenal!?

  • @orkkilla5589 Scarabs have two legs...

  • @MrBarns95 Ok have you ever played halo? Scarabs are large four legged monstrosities that shoot lasers out of their one giant eye.

  • @orkkilla5589 Yeah i meant to say that the reaper has two legs and scarabs said four, but instead i said the opposite. now i begin to wonder what a fight between Halo species and Masss effect species would turn out like

  • @MrBarns95 but reapers are wayy bigger no contest man

  • @MrSingasongof6pence Depends on the type of reaper, the largest are 2 kilometers and the smallest are about 160 metres tall

  • @MrBarns95 Well reapers vs commander shepard or master chief reapers be fucked, but commander shepard vs master chief? Master cheif since hes a super soldier trained from birth, in a super advanced high tech piece of armor, complete with bio genetically enhanced strength, speed, and agility. Reapers or the alliance would destroy the covenant though.

  • @orkkilla5589 I meant more about the clash of the two completely different sets of technologies slip-space and mass relays. plasma weapons and mass accelerators, it would be interesting

  • damn i cant wait for this!!!

  • ME1: Reapers?

    ME2: Ah yes "Reapers"

    ME3: HOLY $#!% REAPERS!

    Yes I stole this comment. :)

  • not the yellow vagina again...

  • 3 of june 2012? 

  • ITS ALMOST TIME...To..Take...Earth....BAC­K!

  • WHATS THE SONG????

  • Shepard: "Harbinger, your interference has ended!"

  • where have i heard that song before? its so familiar but i cant remember what its from. also if anyone knows the name of the song please tell.

  • Shepard, you are one classy motherfucker.

  • DAMN LEAP YEAR

  • Where the fuck is Master Cheif when you need him?!

  • @TheNinjaGuyDan

    Shepard would beast Master Chiefs ass, tea bag him and shit on his corpse.

  • SHepard warned they wer coming. that line was really well said. Also the music is epic.

  • is it just me or does shepard always say 'we fight or we die'

  • i think the music does this trailer no justice at all. Its stupid

  • @Powgow shows how bad ass shepard is though

  • my friend : it rest in your hands

    me : it batter the hell not

    friend : why not

    me : cuz i aint tht good at holdin things

  • GOD DAMMIT THIS YELLOW VAGINA KEEPS FUCKING FOLLOWING ME LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT!

  • fuck you EA, fuck you Origin,

    Still love you bioware

  • Can someone please flag that disgusting pussy? I dont want to click on it.

  • @MrTristanishere Okay, I've flagged it... and wiped my history for extra measure. But I'll never be clean again *shudders* uuuhhh!

  • I swear the god that vagina is watching me

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  • what the fuck is with the vagina?

  • @the3idiotsfrommars Ikr... Seriously...

  • @the3idiotsfrommars what vagina?

    

  • @the3idiotsfrommars

    Cerberus logo! Oh wait...

  • @the3idiotsfrommars Too many dumbasses clicking on the link which keeps it in the feed....Guhh, already have one, I don't need to see it...seriously.

  • @shooglechic Why is such unrelated content in the right sidebar? Answer is quite easy, advertising gains. Google likes to make money so they stick this shit there and hope even more people will click it and watch the ads. And i guess it works out pretty good. It would be easy via filters to keep this inappropriate shit out but they will not do it. Money talks.

  • We need Jason Statham as Protagonist if Shepard dies in Mass Effect 2 (last mission).

  • @Aelkamal So he could beat the Reapers' collective asses with his shirt off? XD

  • @hiorka that would be Schwarzennegger

  • @Aelkamal Twenty years ago, definitely. Now it'd be way too much flab, unless he intends to smother the Reapers with it.

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  • If i find out that 1:08 is Shep blowing up Earth to kill the reapers I will literally eat Casey Hudson.

  • You should have acted... They're already here. Shepard told of their return. Sovereign's defeat was merely delay. For the time after the Omega 4 Relay opened... When the humans and batarians would spill their own blood... But no one wanted to believe... Believe that they had existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in fire.

    But. There's one they fear. In their tongue, he is Shepard... Dragonborn!

    -.-

  • @xKrunchbyteX omg it fits perfectly !

  • @xKrunchbyteX More like Reaperborn. oh yea. "FUS ROH DAH! *epic music*"

  • @xKrunchbyteX FOS SHEP ARD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xKrunchbyteX Alright another skyrim ga*

  • @xKrunchbyteX No no no WRONG, It's Norrisborn!

  • @xKrunchbyteX I think Reaperborn would have been more appropriate.

  • @xKrunchbyteX FUS ROH DAH!!!!!!!

  • AH YES, "REAPERS".

  • 79 people have already been indoctrinated

  • I had no idea but gamers are the fuckin' funniest people in the world.

  • SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

  • 0:48 shepards wearing his cerberus uniform

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  • Is it normal to be contemplating suicide if this game doesn't live up to it's expectations?

    Hell fuckin' yeah it is.

    TAKE MY MONEY!

  • fancy blade there kid

  • Saren and the Geth tried to bring the Reapers from dark space, but before that, we held the line...the collectors tried to wipe out the human race, but before that, we held the line...Now the reapers are coming to try to destroy us all--but we WILL HOLD THE LINE!!

  • @Saiyate Well said! The epic "we held the line" speech will never get old...

  • Damn! There go's any single player DLC now that Bioware decided to sell out and put Multi- cash player in the game. All DLC will be for Multiplayer , maps, weapons, armor . You know the usual bullshit! Story will also be weak and rushed. Earth really? Earth is hardly mention in the ME franchise .

  • @ZaneOneTwo whats your beef with multiplayer, its not like it's satan or something. and please, there will undoubtedly be single player DLC look at red dead redemption for one, that had multiplayer but undead nightmare was a single player DLC. don't be stupid or arrogant and just enjoy the game your buying. games shouldn't even have DLC anyways, it means they made the game half finished and are now charging you extra for parts that should have been in the game already.

  • @ZaneOneTwo Funny thing is, the largest chunk of the game will be outside of Earth's solar system, and I have a feeling that the "finale" will be at The Citadel. Also, I assume that Shepard is back on Earth because a human is going to have a human jury, kind of like extraterritorialism only on the racial level. You also seem to have issues with the multiplayer. Is it really that bad, or are you afraid of change?

  • @ZaneOneTwo they already announced the singleplayer DLC, Bioware never has bad stories and earth is very important considering hes been trying to prevent the reapers from destroying humans their #1 target the game gtfo and the multiplayer is just horde mode its fun and doesnt take from the game

  • @killerphil17 i'll wait a year or so for the full version then

  • @Aelkamal bioware doesnt do game of the tear additions with DLC on it, the game doesnt need dlc anyway

  • Am I being recommended to watch a yellow vagina? O.O

  • What Sick Fucker put THAT video in the Recommended section! Something going on there Bioware?

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RECOMMENDED VIDEO AT THE END

  • Me too

  • just pre-ordered cant wait

  • I can see this being a canidate for Game Of The Year and best RPG.

  • Comes out on my Birthday!

  • is it just me or does this sound a bit like mw3?

  • @thedestroyer7251 not....at....all

  • @thedestroyer7251 Kind of lmao

  • my mom grounded me because of that related video on the right :(((

  • why is there always a video that has nothing to do with the video im watch what so fucking ever.

  • >.> wtf with that vagina

  • @MrSpyScout I agree, it in every suggested videos when you look up Mass Effect 3.

  • Hjjj

  • I FEEL SO VIP

    I understand what's in the video to the right ;D it's in Portuguese.

    It's a female vesical catheterization \o

  • I think that we can all agree that the plastic vagina to the right is just a female geth's lady parts.

  • hey u!!! look right ========>

  • that plan sucks

  • whats the song in the background?

  • We fight or we die, that's the plan! What an epic line!

  • @DuckyDave98 Pretty stinky plan, though. Or rather, an utter lack of plan.

  • @Afalstein well its true though lol

  • @ladruner No, Shepherd's plan is not "fight or die," Shepherd's plan is "YOU GUYS fight and die while I run off into space and not come back until there's a huge army with me."

  • damianfors, ur a moron

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  • Destroy ALL the Reapers!!!

  • they need to make a movie

  • lol

    

  • THE FUCK IS THAT VIDEO DOING HERE?

  • Why won't this game fucking get here already

  • Take my money!!! NOW!!!

  • WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

  • Why was this video age restricted?

  • @NaughtyMan4444 Look to the right......Yeah I don't know what that is .

  • @NaughtyMan4444 because of whats in the recoommmended videos LOL

  • wow...the videos on the right, notice how there is over 12 million views on that vidio.  Hate people who make a videp clip and are greedy for vieews that they put that video under every catergory and regardless what video you're watching, you will see it and be tempted to click. Talking about being desperate.

  • @Jayli0 Harry just made a video, that got viral. There's nothing wrong with that.

  • @scuttlebuttz was thinking the same thing

  • I was gonna try to get a download for early access to the demo, but I think I'm gonna respect Bioware and just wait till the 17th.

  • Just played the demo today.

    Turned out to be a lot of fun.

  • Bloody hell what the fuck is in the recommended videos

  • @swatshake111 Skills at copying both the top comments.

  • the reapers will be here this march!

    *council* Ah, yes. 'Reapers.' The immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

    (3.16.12) *will you save our scaly asses again shepard* save you what does that mean will I have to start filing reports?

    *council* no no this is a sign of good faith on our part

    (shepard) -__-*

    (council) 0_0

    (shepard) -____-***

    (council) ???

    (shepard) well you can take this offer and cram it up your ass

  • Oh god ------->>>

  • dear god, this game needs to arrive soon

  • Fuck yea!

  • "We fight or we die, that's the plan"

    "That's a stupid plan, shut up Shepard"

  • wtf is that in the right (.) (.)

  • The fact that almost 13 million people have watched the video on the suggested videos just makes me sick... o_o

  • Ah yes, Reapers.

  • *Le Cool Eyes Of Mine Look At Suggested Videos...

    [Cateterismo vesical feminino]

    "Mother of God..."

    *True Story

  • I hope whoever flagged and disliked this was in those shuttles at :24

  • On this day, for Humanity and all intelligent Organic life, it was the day they fight for their existence.

    For the Reapers, it was a Tuesday...

  • Capt. Anderson: Shapard, we Detected a Fleet of 10.973 Reapers heading into earth

    Shepard: We Must Fight!

    Capt. Anderson: and If we die?

    Shepard: Re-Start From last Checkpoint

  • We heard you like Halo in your mass effect. So we put some Halo in your mass effect.

  • @keriv100 YOUR DOIN IT WRONG

  • One month til the end of my social life...

  • ME WANT! ME WANT NOW!!!!!

  • wtf that vaginaaa

  • The ending is badass! "We Fight or we Die, that's the plan!"

  • Damn why the hell do they put us through the pain of waiting.

  • What the hell is that in the recommended videos??

  • @scuttlebuttz Oh, that's just the vagina I'm having installed for when I give myself up to this game.

    Sexually.

  • @scuttlebuttz look to you're right lol

  • @scuttlebuttz woops

  • @scuttlebuttz so im not the only one seeing it on the recommended videos thank god

  • what asshole flagged this

  • Ah god dammit, got myself so hyped I'm gonna have to play through Mass Effect 1 and 2... Damn you Bioware for making such awesome games

  • look right at the suggested videos

    Dear God............

  • This is the perfect trailer for this R rated game/movie. Love the heavy metal. Too bad Garrus didn't live to see this. The hell with Tali, glad she's gone. Suicide mission can be a bitch, move on.

  • @shwonsh don't they only die if you failed in Mass Effect 2?

  • @hup2thepenguin Depending on how your team trusted you and which decisions you took, some may have died and some may have survived. I managed to do it perfectly but I think I'll do it again and lose some of my men just for the drama

  • @shwonsh YO BRO GARRUS CAN LIVE EVEYONE CAN LIVE!

  • is it just me or this guy sounds like captain price ?

  • 1:06 Joe Capelli is in this game?

  • @MacabreMilkman It's Ian Holm lol.

  • Starting today: Mass Effect 1 + DLC -> Mass effect 2 + DLC -> getting ready for Mass effect 3

  • @jakingofw I'm doing the same thing O__O

  • i swear to god i just got a bro-gasme

  • I was drinking water at gamestop when they played this. Cum everywhere.

  • i like the story of this series more than anything else.

  • Was that Sean Bean talking at the beginning?? Is he a voice actor in ME3??!?

  • Fight them until you can't.

  • Fuck nerd moment , I want that omniblade at school looking like a badass!

  • mass effect 3 looks so good already pre order the collectors addition and really looking forward to it coming out in about a 2 mouths the demo comes out on feb 14 from what i've herd on TV

  • Ha ha! :) I am soooo glad I pre-ordered Mass Effect 3! ...The sad part is that I have to wait for a whole f***ing two months to get it. D:

    The one thing I hope for the best is this.

    In Mass Effect 2 (Note: this is only for the people who saved the council in ME 1)

    Turian councilor: Ah, "Reapers". The sentient beings waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

    In Mass Effect 3:

    Turian councilor: OMG! Shepard the Reapers are attacking! Help!!

    Shepard: Oh now you need my help with the Rea

  • @shadowvivian10 Aw crap! my comment got cut off!

    Here's what it was supposed to say.

    Mass Effect 2 (Only when you save the council in ME1):

    Turian Councilor: Ah "Reapers". The evil sentient beings awaiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

    Mass Effect 3:

    Turian Councilor: Shepard! The Reapers are attacking!

    Shepard: Oh now you need my help with the Reapers. I though you "dismissed that claim".

    Turian Councilor: This is no time for gloating!

    Shepard: Whoops

    Joker: Aand were out

  • Why is there a vagina in the suggested videos?

  • Best Game Series and Trailer Ever

  • The best part of all 1:09

  • What I really hope will be in the game is, when go meet the council, that you can be very, VERY angry at them and have a talk option "I told you so" which gets an angry speech from shepard making the council speechless and have them quite sheepish at the end.

    I'll be angry if don't at least get to say "I f***ing told so, *****!!"