''The Worst Toilet In Scotland''

[AdamR702]

Metaphor for how far one would dig through shit for euphoria

[Bobbylongshanks21]

(?) god's....

depiction of my college experiences in the teedot?

very acurate sir!!! + good on you :)

[Bobbylongshanks21]

:(

[brett6666]

educational purposes..eh?

[mrdjcobra704]

I'd rather deconstipate an whale with my arm then do that!

[TigerBoyUltra]

He was expecting the Ministry of Magic. Instead he got a swim in a cess-pool.

[Karmaffix]

It's looking a bit cleaner inside?

[CarlHungus1000]

Why have so many people liked the worst toilet in Scotland? Thumbs up if you are also confused.

[pdcarter4598]

what the........

[thewastland1]

FOR NARNIA!!!!!

[DarkriserDE]

I only clicked on this because the thumbnail made it look like there was a baby in the toilet.

[ANTONRBMAB]

what the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU



[obsidiandestroyer13]

Every time I watch this I imagine George Lucas watching it too and saying "Yes! That's the man I want to play Obi Wan Kenobi, the wise, dignified Jedi Knight."

[38clonetrooper]

started off at the simpsons then 3 videos later i'm at this?

[NDguy191]

And you may ask yourself. HOW DID I GET HERE

[TheBigEyedBunny]

that toilet gives you aids

[TheSnakeMate]

HOLY CRAB!!! I HAVE A DIRTY TOILET PHOBIC!!!! this is for me the meanest scary movie ever!!!!!!

[gumminoodles]

Holy.Fuck.

[hummer124able1]

worlds worst it can fucking flush a man!

[NephilimWarrior96]

What. The. Hell.

[Kirby90886]

can someone tell me wat i just frikin watched

[carcrazy2424]

So that's why porter-potty water is always so blue...

[ru1hvnfun]

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?

[StrawberryKiss2468]

How the fuck is thi for "Educational Purposes Only"?

[keairakc]

1) the dude didnt wipe (2) wtf he jus went digging in the toilet when he jus crapped in it?!

3) he went swimming in the crap water (4) ths dude would be in the world dirtiest ppl book if there were one..i dont think there is one yet...naa i doubt it

[ThegamingMiles]

@keairakc You forgot that he opened his mouth... in the crap water.

[keairakc]

@ThegamingMiles smh..its just horrible

[Thedoctor19000]

@keairakc: Wrong. James Sunderland from "Silent 2" takes the cake.

[keairakc]

@Thedoctor19000 ok.ok. i guess ths dude is cakeless :P

[vardur]

@keairakc He's a heroin addict. I'm surprised he didn't suck a dick or two on his way down there.

[GlobalMusicWorldWide]

@keairakc haahhaahha MADE MY DAY!!!!! :D

[keairakc]

@GlobalMusicWorldWide never knew tkln bout a man swimming in crap water with his mouth opened would make some1's day but um my pleasure? lol :P

[jamez322]

@keairakc i guess youve never seen trainspotting

[keairakc]

@jamez322 actually i dont think so..ill look it up 

[wheatbreadwhitey]

@keairakc have you even seen this movie?

[GrandTheftHollow]

What. The flying fuck.

[85elcamino714]

this is from trainspotting good movie

[ThatSexyHawx]

BEST*

[CaptainKillion]

It's like that because the chick sat there for 2 years

[103276561]

So what was the purpose for the toilet diving?

[lin545]

0:40 regie has problems with logic.... why is water suddenly clean?!

[wonderland821]

WHAT THE ****  WHAT U DOIN

[xFallenForNickJ]

WUTDAFUQIZDAT

[nikob381]

How the hell did I end up here.......

[OoLavenderBlackoO]

what the fuck? Id rather take a shit in a bag!!!!

[justcallmeassinine]

@OoLavenderBlackoO Or large can,anything but that.

[warl3k1]

Not cool Obi wan I expect u the jump out of fucking windows and hold onto droids when your 2 km high. But now i see u swimming into toilets..... disappointing

[RobLovesAlex10]

was that two bags of coke?

[starangel352]

once again i am on the weird side you tube again

[GrayAu]

Dude he sure had a lot of cum in his ass what the fuck?

[dangoxmochi]

What did I just watch

[veyronman]

@dangoxmochi you watched part of the movie Trainspotting.

[theloltimatecold]

Its dayum Scatland Toilet (lol)

[littlemissybissy]

Why was he looking for his poo?.

[MsMonsterluver101]

O_O

[NightClash909]

I hope you were payed a decent amount for doing that.

[xprofessorelliot]

Da fuq.

[04GUITARPLAYER04]

should of squatted dumbass

[MaryBunny357]

Its like Narnia XD

[Kate9Sunrise]

@MaryBunny357 LOL, the sortcut to Narnia!

[KIAdarktide]

How did i get here :/

[hiyall15]

this is nothing compared to a boys middle school bathroom!

[JoshNwokobia]

Just.......... why?

[pkmeb4ipku]

things i would do in THIS situation

1) took a shit right infront of the door (call it a day)

walked home with a rash and a stinky booty

[classingamer]

oh my gosh

[SamuelThomasRanger]

I have actualy seen worse... And shat in it too.

[bloodline262626]

I tried it , and it didnt work !!!

[ciarachef]

i got here from waching food network and i was eating

[mastertoby99]

what?



[MelissaRaptor]

Well....I certainly was not expecting that.

[LKiwi274]

What have I just witnessed...

O . O

[Zoogirl24]

....

[gizmohawk69]

The point of this, for those of you who haven't seen the movie, is that he's a drug addict who put opiates into his ass while trying to quit heroin. He accidentally "evacuated" the opiates and was so desperate to get them back that he reached into the toilet full of his own (and others') feces to find them.

This is why I don't do drugs.

[CheerioGrrrl]

I'd rather take a dump on my own COUCH.

[Hellriser1210]

eeeewww he didnt wipe

[patsprankcalls]

I love how this videos for 'educational purposes' :)

[killertanktim00]

stupid movie, but interesting country!

[darkaprilmoon]

he sat on it......

[koreanxmuffin1]

you could of at least wiped.

[TrumpetGeek102]

.....What the hell did I just watch?

[MagicFingaaz1268]

Great movie, great country

[ScratchingOnTheWall]

Wtf did i just watch xD

[mamaloa99]

SiCk

[Alienpubes]

I still don't 100% understand this scene, though I love it. Is it just symbolism that he got those pills back or what cuz he goes back to the apartment soaked. lol

[TheLizoman]

@MuratArkin indeed

[MuratArkin]

Scotland is a scary place

[Doze67]

i just love the "This video is for educational purposes only." in the video description..

[951219bb]

huh um. 2:14 of my life that i cant get back.

[N3Fpr0dUcti0ns]

Why?

[Danielmrd1]

Goes to narnia ;D

[lovesgibson]

wait wut...

[ArleneRegos]

I am NEVER going to Scottland! This video will definitely deter me from EVER using any public toilet again! BTW: What would cause someone to put their head near a toilet?

[AVFCsi02]

"Yes, ya fuckin dancer!"

[bsmbprospecting40]

everytime i get bored...EVERYTIME! I end up going to vids i didn't think would exist... damn internet

[mssassytiff]

umm wut the fuck.. did i just watch ._.

[mrdjcobra704]

In a place like that i'd shit in the a corner.

[justcallmeassinine]

@mrdjcobra704 Exactly maybe in a corner of the restroom itself,not even enter the stall as it was flooded with shitwater.Oh hell,better to find a trash bin outside !

[siearraable]

ew

[christinator3]

FUCKEN STUPID

[icestar1111]

wait was he searching for his poo

[HandelMcmandle]

@icestar1111 He was actually searching for opiates that he had shove up his arse.

[SSDUDES19]

@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC Ahhhwww no no no its was not mee :3

[040119863842]

i would of just took a shit on the floor

[DJayJacko]

well i know how to escape the police now...

[haolihfaioefh]

"Yeeeees, ya fuckin' dancer!"  XD Best quote ever.

[Vleesje22]

Trots?

[ITheOSTCentral]

what the fuck did i just watch?..

[SSDUDES19]

Why the hell am i watching this shit ;)

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

@SSDUDES19 What you did there... I see it!

[CJReviewz]

Ewww and im having my dinner. mince beef stew :/

[KatBluez]

What Da Hell????? xD

[OrAnGe8621]

Did he actually swim into the toilet? Is their really a massive tank like that or is it just a metaphor?

[dunebasher1971]

@OrAnGe8621 It's just a metaphor. He's so obsessed with getting his fix that he will go to the most disgusting lengths. We're not supposed to assume that he actually managed to swim down into the toilet.

[Xrocks100]

he didn't wipe...

[Diggz357]

thnx ppl now i got throw up on my pc!

[Dexxxter7780]

truly awful movie...

[PrototypeC4]

@Dexxxter7780 truly retarded individual.

[Dexxxter7780]

@PrototypeC4 Ya know...who would actually make a movie like this! And then...what kind of low life scum bag does it take to actually enjoy watching something so awful!

[211nate]

he didnt wipe.......

[Doze67]

@211nate

0:27

[TheGraffitial3x]

@211nate Probaly pre-wiped toilet paper...

[211nate]

@211nate all the toilet paper was prewiped

[carmeno411]

Hahahaha "Toilet Narnia"

But, seriously, this movie (especially this scene) is just exquisite and outstanding!

[ImAtrolI]

surprice there wasnt any submarines in toilet narnia..

[ImAtrolI]

i was just watching cartoonsa nd i end up here... oh no >.<

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Woah.

[Dillon1108]

Typical 7-11 bathroom experience.

[jkt3sc]

why do people respond to their own comments on youtube and good movie by the way

[milovela1983]

da fuck O.O

[ixonixas]

shit i feel sick now

[dog75k]

@webster670 He says "Yes! you fuckin' dancer!". It just means the same as "fuck yeah!" or "yipee" etc.

[CrAzY3AGL3]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[marcellinasfigaro]

OMG!!!!!!

[webster670]

What does he say after grabbing the drugs? I've never been able to make that out.

[wildcat2087]

@webster670 "yes i fuck got some" is what it sounds like to me any way

.

[BlueRice]

ian actor can act in all kind of film but this...i think its beyoung acting. even its fake the scene is so disturbing

[daniel171095]

@BlueRice learn to spell.

[BlueRice]

@daniel171095 I was drunk at the time of video comment, sir. Have a great day Mr!

[walrusjuice10]

but im eating..

[SpiritWarrior009]

. . . 1:48 to 1:54 are those fucking *whales* singing in the background???

[redzer06]

this just looks like an ordinary toilet you would find in any pub, nightclub, restaurant, doctors office, cinema, school, college and house in scotland

[yomitaylor]

And he swam on his own shit

[rodenthideout]

get that after eating at taco bell !

[RubicantX]

And if I might make an additional note, if you are dope-sick, you will do things that most normal human beings would never do in a million years...

As a recovering addict, I have done things that I am not proud of, mostly of the thievery rank. But to dive into a toilet that empties into an ancient subterranean river of shit- Ewan MacGregor should have not only won an Oscar for this, he should have received the Nobel Prize and and a mighty fine hand job from Kate Middleton!

Totally amazing!

[juniwilliams]

@RubicantX i doubt the scene is more literal than figurative. A metaphor for the lengths a heroin addict would go to, or more so a glimpse into his mind. I to im a recovering heroin addict. Been clean for 7 months. I live in hull, the shittiest place in england, aka chavtown. I can really relate to this film. Great piece of work

[RubicantX]

@juniwilliams Yeah, you're right on that one, but since the UK has such ancient history, who's to say that he didn't dive into some Roman-era cistern where shitlogs go? But the visual metaphor idea is much more valid I think... And sorry to hear about the Chavs in Hull, we call them wiggers here but a lot of people know what a Chav is, even if it is from Little Britain...Good luck on the sobriety, I am on the methadone, thats some gay shit right there :P

[rimwrangler]

@RubicantX Hand-jobs are well over-rated; now, if negotiations went into affect to schtupp her shitter, well, game-on, boys!.......game-on!

[RubicantX]

@rimwrangler Now that you mention it, fuck the handjobs, it's time to go for the Duchess's brown eye!

[prashjb]

@RubicantX Quote ftw!

[RubicantX]

For those who haven't seen this fine movie, this fellow just shat out his opium suppositories that he got off some shithead in order to keep his dope sickness off.

What follows is pure cinema- not many filmmakers could touch this!

[LoweMiku]

xDDD



[EdvardRocks]

I hope his date will be able to stand his stench later that evening =)

[unreal3010]

Did he drown in the toilet??????

[AmericanStandardFan1]

toilet + ocean = you asswipe.

[BloodyWolfClaws]

Am I the only one that thought that this video sounded like porn? lmao. Still funny either way.

[michi4446]

@BloodyWolfClaws

:D

[GylosMistress]

yessss a fucking dancer!

[ornjoos]

@DeniqueCoelum Half the movie (including this scene) takes place in Edinburgh, so I'm pretty it's in there somewhere... and that someone has cleaned it.

[trundholm93]

what's song in 1:21?

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@trundholm93 Deep Blue Day by Brian Eno.

[supercool918]

my face on seeing toilet

:|

my face on seeing him shit

-___-

my face on seeing him he dropped something

o_o

my face when he stick his hand in there

>:O

my face after he started diving in

-__-

[Minsheme]

Not trying to be a comment repeating, unfunny person, but my parents genuinely thought I was watching porn for the first minute or so.

[MasterShake43]

what the fuuuuuuuuu

[rodrigo1362]

dope

[997239978]

LOL

[samuriguy909]

lol

that is all

[RitvarLegend]

hes searching the gold city of turdland.

[ChandlerMcBailey]

If that public toilet was in Wales, shit would literally hit the fucking fan.

[brecher555]

Ô.O