Dave Chapelle Black Bush

[katmonate]

That nigga tried to kill my father! LOL!

[kube253]

2:40

[letlose1]

what does yellow cake have to do with this we have to kill that guy

[Coldstar888]

i would vote black bush 2012!

[AngstFisch]

Mars bitces!

[UngratefulLiving420]

"Stankonia said they were willin to drop Bombs over Baghdad" LMAO

[jukejuk]

url is angry

[chimdichekwa]

Newt Gingrich: let's focus on space nigga

[UngratefulLiving420]

@chimdichekwa THE UNITED STATES OF SPACE

[KevinSmusch]

i pray to god don't drop that sh*t

[teamfoxGT]

Who said anything about oil BITCH YOU COOKIN!

[Amb252]

The UN should sanction me with your army o wait a minute u don't have an army so stfu

[BruceWayne760]

"Tryin to get that OIL AHA!" Dave is a genius

[wizfull]

RED ROCKS, YEY-YEYY!

[ASDMarauder007]

6:00 is he eating yellow cake

[Area51VG]

Mos def! Haha.

[llc229]

White lady: what about people that say your only instersed in the middle east for oil

Dave: What? Uhh oil? Who said anything about oil bitch you cooking

lol so funny

[major356]

you see me come down on that plane son???

[mrdrka1]

LMAO!!!! MY ALL TIME FAVORITE

[PhatPhaceAllDay]

looooooooolololololol 25 dislikes by who.... gay people!!!! lol

[Willreidjax1]

What about your....

THAT SHIT IS GROSS!

[wdsa8d]

that stankonia/b.o.b. jokes was fucking hilarious

[Iaintonit]

Men, BBQ. I like you dog, I like you too dawg - Lets get married mayn XD

[just4mak]

i hate censore -.-

[RizzyWow]

Pray to God , Don't drop that shit XD

[eazya13]

Black Bush for President!!! XD

[TheMacMan35]

"Me and Jeb just comin' back.. from Africa,

(INTERUPTS) "Cradle of fuckin' CIVILIZATION!"

"And this nigga out here buyin' YELLOW CAKE!

"From the Motherland."

[MrMatejdb]

Because of Dave Chappelle i aint ofended when someone calles my nigga

[MrLacrosse288]

He needs to come back...

[freddy333ful]

We cant trust random niggas with stuff like that!

[hiredmercenary]

I got it wrapped up in my special CIA napkin.

[HUMANWIKI]

DON"T DROP THAT SH*T HERE

[OreoWeirdo]

Lol "THE MOON." Sounds like Gingrich xD

[OreoWeirdo]

Lol "THE MOON." Sounds like Gingrich xD

[kingster911]

One the funniest sketches. Mos Def is perfect, the Kofi Annan part is priceless, and it has one of my favorite parts from the whole series: "Say word he tried to kill to fatha son..."

[CoD3fan2]

lol in the third press conference one of the black guys was eating the cake

[killahcam2]

go sell some medicine bitches, trryna get that oi-l lll oil lol

[Quake2815]

LOL at Mos Def: are u sure? are u sur? I cant believe u muthafuckas

[Eagleye735495]

3:10

To all the message boards of the internet (funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan, tumblr, etc.) who think they own their website's community in their shit-slinging efforts to other website communities.

[TheMacMan35]

If Bush is black, what is Saddam? 

[ehlu15]

YAE YAE!

[WillMorebucks]

Hidden gem: "I know you speak 16 language, but you gonna need em when you're on Time Square sellin hats. I know Gucci when I see it, nigga I'm rich"

[SandWraith123]

Dont Drop that shit!

[thehandydman]

guess you need to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

[MrMatejdb]

M-A-R-S MARS Bitches!

[maciej214]

black bush aka obama.

[TAG037]

Red Rock! Yea Yea

[Pueben]

He really nailed the Bush adminstration's relation to the UN.

[21Empark]

Special CIA Napkin, lmao

[oscarnevarez13]

what is he trying to say at 4:10 ??

[choomie1]

@oscarnevarez13 he said he's trying to get that oil.

[oscarnevarez13]

@choomie1 Thank You. now it's even more funny lol

[louisianaedrik]

WOMAN: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY YOUR ONLY INTERESTED IN MIDDLE EAST FOR OIL

CHAPPELLE; WHAT HUH, OIL WHO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT OIL BITCH YOU COOKIN

XD I CRIED TEARS

[CarlosIsDown]

Why didn't we adopt "titty-balls" in our regular vernacular?

[jugoslavija1990]

Zulu nation! JHAJHAJHAJAJA I LOVE HIM!!!

[007thday]

"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have called on that nigga!"

[Reaver17]

DAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHHER!!!!

[priceoffame]

Pray to God he don't drop that shit.

[xa0wnerx]

Aluminum Tubes, do you know what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?

[DarkReapersGrim]

Funny when he ran out of the UN. Haha. Fuck white bush.

[Historicutuber]

Black Bush= Classic

[TheJakubin]

"Kofi Annan, think I'm take orders from an African, you might speak 16 languages but you gonna need em when you in time square selling fake hats! "hahahahahaha

[1997goblue]

trying to get oil (try's to cough over what he just said)

[IVIcIVIuffin]

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION.... ahahahahah

[exjacksilver]

"You should sanction me, sanction me with your arm. OH! You don't have an army. I guess that means you gotta shut the fuck up! Shut the fu- Shut. The. Fuck. UP!" LOOL

[rydgemolino]

WHO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT OIL SCATTERS LIKE A BOMB THREAT GOD DAMN

[TheSupafly1996]

STOP trying to distract people with the war, GAY PEOPLE ARE GETTIN MARRIED FOLKS!!!

[TheSupafly1996]

what, huh, oil? who said somethin bout oil bitch you cookin?

[TheSupafly1996]

THAT NIGGA BOUGHT ALUMANIM TUBES!!!!

[r0llskyay0]

i never caught that the old black dude is supposed to be Jeb lol

[thawhtet8]

What if this guy was the leader of Hammerfell in Skyrim to escape from "The Man" Titus Mede?

[cbtidball]

@hero3321: no, that was Director of CIA Def

[480aRiZoNaSaVaGe480]

"THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!!"

[Amb252]

@480aRiZoNaSaVaGe480 lol

[Daurelus]

Me: This is classic

My girl: Are you sure

YES IM SURE BITCH



[niggagerm]

@Daurelus

bet she slap or ass xD

[KushnOJ809]

LMAO THAT EPIC MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHEN HE SAID HE BOUGHT YELLOW CAKE

[hero3321]

was that mos def?

[bmxfelon420]

M..A...R...S  Mars bitches. Red Rocks!

[DoctahDizzle]

This is hella funny...

[KaosKaosKaos1]

Japan's sending playstation haha

[pokecame]

24 people ho dislike this voted 4 Bush 

[2PapiGuey]

Trying to get that oil! Ohaaawww!!!! Lol

[Goddamnretards]

Fuckin' sad that they're gonna re-use all these same lies and excuses to invade Iran, 9 years later.

[maxpowers518]

"I got a coalition of the WILLING, I got 40 nations ready to ROLL, son!!"

"Like who?"

"Who the fuck said that?!"

[v4lkyr]

W W W LEAWO C O M

[ganegreen07]

Cradle of fuckin civilization!!!

[PowerMetalFox73]

TRYIN TA GET DAT OIL, O-HO!!!!!

[jbeezyKFF]

i like how that one guy was eating the yellow cake!!



[David2017100]

so Shut the F*** up So Shut the F*** up i Know i will so shut the F*** up

[surshot56]

Yes I'm sure bitch. 

[All4thaCash]

Gingrich pulled one from his play book... "I'm focusing on other things, namely, THE MOON! That's right, I said it, the MOON! Can't be distracted with what's going on with the war, whats wrong with the economy. Stop worrying about that, I got that shit covered. Focus on SPACE NIGGA, the UNITED STATES OF SPACE! Cause I ain't stoppin at the moon"

[coltononline]

@All4thaCash Crazy, right!

[TheNewbino]

This vid almost got me fired...lmaooo

[benfiquista1989]

M.A.R.S. Mars bitches! Red Rocks Yea Yea!

[hitnrun716]

dave : ""why you doing this man? i that you was my black brother why you ask me stupid question like that. fine i'LL ANSWER your stupid question '' lol

[shwat17]

ALUMINUM!!!!

[Ormesalypt]

We ain't stopping at the moon...Newt Gingrich

[BruiserKC]

LOL@ Japan sending Playstations

[layze555]

"Say word that nigga tried to kill your father son" THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!! LOL

[All4thaCash]

@layze555 Be REAL real son.

[blackwolf1415]

fucking cradle of civilization

[rebe12354]

go sell some medicine bitches! tryin to get that oilllllllhawwwwwwl

[JoseTheSage]

@MarquisGemini the funniest part is when the old man keep sayin "don't drop that shit" lol

[icytea5]

well an asian president would definitely better our education system

[chillydogification]

@icytea5 wouldn't he have to be american?

[icytea5]

@chillydogification yea like dave

[Th3ShakeMaster]

"WHO-DI-WHOOO!"

[yayojayful]

What about your....

THAT SHIT IT GROSS.. haha

[Pilot317]

Stakonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad

[Dfrogman]

cradle of fuckin civilization!

[MsGavbo]

They had Charlie Murphy as Donald Rumsfeld on the outtakes.

[thatdude1971]

Dave needs to come back.His stuff is still funny after all these years.

[MrDRH2]

3:19 SOPA needs to shut the FUUUCK UP!!

[MarquisGemini]

@Scallopshell98 "PRAY to God you don't drop that shit!" BAHAHAHA

[jfuya2000]

@MarquisGemini 9 years later and that line is still just as hilarious!

[Scallopshell98]

I got it wraped up in this special CIA napken lol!!!

[danoon334]

haha at the end i was actually rolling of laughfter when the guy said yea yeeee

[1BlackCotton]

Who said about oil? Bitch you cooking? :))))) XD

[stetg19]

shut the fuck *gap* up haha

[hersi29]

Mr President, when do you think they'll hold general elections in Iraq? Damn I knew I shouldn'ta called on this niggah!

[TheMacMan35]

..ALUMINUM!! lol

[MarquisGemini]

"DON'T DROP THAAT SHIIT!" "YEAH I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, S'WHY I GOT IT WRAPPED UP IN THIS SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN!" omfg Mos Def is hilarious. Check out his song Mos Def - Sunshine

[reveilleforradicals]

MARS BITCHES

[IlDucaDiTaranto]

WTF is that in the middle of the video...I am not going to visit that website. GAHHHHHHHHHH!

[lulumufu]

cradle of fucking civilization! lol

[willdav713]

I told yall time and time again, Barack Obama is Black Bush.

[TheHIETTz]

@willdav713 nope,he is a disappointment, btu he is not bush,bush was a whole level of epic no one else can approach, ... think about it.

the man never actually won ANY of the elections

gore won his first election

carey won the second

bush is gangsta, sorry a gangster

[willdav713]

@TheHIETTz yes he is. Has the war ended? NO. He spends just as much as white bush. Gore won by popular vote, and Kerry not Carey lost by a small margin. Obama extended the Patriot Act, just like Bush. What threw people off about Gore was he was boring, and obessed about prescription drugs. Every word that came out of Gore's mouth was Prescription Drugs in the debates. I watched the both of them on C-Span.

[TheHIETTz]

@willdav713 i think you misunderstand and miss the epic that was bush, please watch this video again and please try to understand that no one even closet approaches this level of epic!!

bush was something else completely.

i agree Obama is too eager to please the zionists

[willdav713]

@TheHIETTz No misunderstanding here. As the only true patriot that can restore our Country is Dr. Ron Paul!!!!  Remember Obama executed a United States citzen without a trial, judge or jury last year.

[TheHIETTz]

@willdav713 i didn't know about that do u have a linker something please pm me

and yes Ron Paul 2012

[rodney1b]

@willdav713 who???

[NRAfatty]

Bitch you cookin??

[TheChiggawhatify]

who said something bout oil bitch

[atnnyjet]

..........stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad

[Shroudedman]

RED BALLS and RED ROCKS I'm seeing a pattern in Chappelles work

[lordskull66]

write this down: M.A R.S....MARS BITCHES!!!!!!!!

[killet01]

oil! Bitch, are we cooking!?

[acabftws81w]

are you sure, YES IM SURE BITCH i got the black head of the cia OOLLAAHOOO!! hahahahaa

[acabftws81w]

jamie fox lol

[acabftws81w]

say word son he tried to kill my father THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHAAAAA

[KraphtyProductionz]

"Oh wait, you have no army! You know what that means, shut the fuck up!"

[KraphtyProductionz]

"Who said something bout oil bitch? You cooking?"

[bedannii]

This is indeed funny, for you guys....but it was not for Iraqis ! Good thing it will be the other way around later on

[PinkBob88]

@bedannii It's making fun of President Bush more than the Iraq war itself

[Freakyimage]

Now i remember why I used to say YAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!­!!!

[JoseTheSage]

"I pray to god you don't drop that shit". Lmao

[Hotabs579]

Japan is sending playstations lol...

[Hotabs579]

bitch, who said something about oil, yuh cookin?

[Hatinonthehaters]

CRADLE OF FUCKIN CIVILIZATION! LMFAO

[symfanie]

@Hatinonthehaters BITCH ITS THE TRUTH!!!!! LOOK UP ALKEBULAN< KEHMET and Thievn ass aristotle.

[ingram88]

black tony blair is the shizzle

[stocker104]

2:02 "some black dude" hahahaha

[CYoungM1543]

@OnlineMurders2749 holy shit run bitch

[SexxyChynaD]

FOCUS ON SPACE E NIGGA cuz I aint stopping there...mars...red rockss YAY YAYEEEE lmfao

[TheKitzion]

MARS BITCHES!

[GramajoDarvin]

lol Stankonia hahahaha

[GramajoDarvin]

lol PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT CAKE ahahahahaha

[OnlineMurders2749]

Focus on Space nigga!!

[OnlineMurders2749]

Who said something about oil!?? Bitch you cooking!?

[Blacharrt]

"Who said something bout oil, Bitch, you Cookin?"