Monty Python - Seduced Milkmen

[iklo100]

only on thing to comment, lol (THUMBS UP IF U AGREE)

[iklo100]

only on thing to comment, lol

[IceMetalPunk]

The irony of this sketch comes in the double-entendre of the word "milk". You're welcome for pointing that out xD .

[Cyrdavolevole]

18 people have been kidnapped by the local chick

[waaromeenusername]

I laughed so hard i spat gin all over my keyboard :(

[RagamuffinTheVampire]

I never wanted to be a milkman. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

[Ebob101]

What happens when that room gets full?

[gerardz101]

@Ebob101 More milkman!

[jbourdeth1996]

I wonder what is part 2 of her plan?

[alpinorico]

how did i miss this one in 55 years?



[sellout87]

@alpinorico ???

[123Lacorocks]

i love this sketch

[fluffycommander]

Torchwood has nothing on this

[Gnesta100]

The funniest part is that the milkmen probably WANT to stay there, still hoping...

[doctorwintercold]

..I wish I were a milkman...all my friends daddy's were....

[Zankiser]

This is the best porn ever.

[Caradepato2]

I think they ate the skeleton one.... how else did it rot so perfectly?

[darkeagle006]

Lol I love that look on his face as he looks around outside the door to make sure nobody is watching, hahaha!

[zawmbees]

Window. Use the window, men!

[Spudm1key]

The next house on the route must be pretty annoyed... they never get any milk!

[finalcouragedrive1]

That's the same house from the funniest joke on earth :D

[kodoman66]

I must know the name of that song. PLEASE HELP!

[TheSRalston]

Ha, haa, damn funny...until you see a damn comment explaining it to an idiot who doesn´t get it, and the worst part, that fucking comment has 109 "likes"...damn.

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

milkman..... very tinny word

[LuneyTune72]

How did I guess the ending???

[TraineeHero]

@LuneyTune72 Well, if you're anything like me you read it in the Top Comments.

[EarlOfEs]

is that connie booth? Or carol cleveland?

[UnDead483]

@EarlOfEs It's carol.

[ranasingharasc]

Yeah, a bunch of milkmen stuck in a room wouldn't think of breaking the door down XD XD

Thanks for the Upload

[jjdecani]

@ranasingharasc Oh dear. Somebody doesn't get Python.

[MacabreMilkman]

A typical day at work for The Milkman.

[AngelBiLove]

thats a weird hobby to have =D collecting milk men

[BornToKillLiveToDie]

just break the window and escape XD

[startreking2007]

I had no idea people have their milk delivered over in England.

[Tezzatheman117]

The 16 dislikes were the milkmen

[regalreptile612]

gettin ready for a gangbang, giggity!

[GreatQueenFan]

i think carol was pretty lucky

[monkeyglue3]

She should just get a cow



[nikstefonov]

britain got boobs

[strass06]

just funny all you little people trying to figure it out.......... hahahahahaha

[thanx4life]

I'd follow her into my death anytime.

[shoedytang]

ah well least they all came once lol

[dexhivvv]

WTF ? =))

Why does she need that many milk delivers ? She gonna eat them later ? She is a sic bitch ! =)

[planetary109]

This is the problem with being men, we can't resist women!

[killtime351]

LOL

[favouritesstuff]

Pwned!

[BeefWolf541]

So, what's in it for the lady then?

[EtherealAuthor]

You'd think one of them would've broken the window.

[mancak35]

lol. guesse thats not the first one

[ConAndreas]

I believe she was raped by a milkman when she was young.

[yugiohgxsmells]

@ConAndreas kind of a downer

[Soilwar]

0:53 they still got a boner!

[ThatRussianATaBAR]

I've Been in that Closet Before But I was only a UPS Driver

[DontMockThePenguin]

Wow, that woman is really shiny, don't think thats natural

(at least i hope not)

[IcyScythe]

is that... a dude playing her? I seriously cant tell... if it's a girl shes really freaking ugly. Makes it funnier though :)

[LucyLuvsPonies]

0:50 hilarious!

[GreenDevilAngel]

now its clear why the milk nowadays is allways uperization n tast so badly dead.

i need to kill her

[AbridgedPenguin]

13 Milkmen escaped the womans house and gained access to a computer, just long enough to dislike this video. They were promptly re-seduced, and re-captured.

[TheSloppyJoeians]

13 people who pressed dislike were milkmen who happen to have their phones on them

[J0hannski]

6 people can easily break down that door. :)

[terminx12]

Cant they just break the window

[qvgb]

It's my favourite one

[voodoodummie]

more interesting then collecting post stamps

[Big5000K]

Why is there a bloody woman playing the woman?

[CrazyKitty789]

@Big5000K Because it's a woman?

[Big5000K]

@CrazyKitty789 Have you never seen a Monty Python skit?

[CrazyKitty789]

@Big5000K Are you kidding? I know the Dead Parrot monologue practically by heart.

[Big5000K]

@CrazyKitty789 Then you should know Monty Python always uses a man as a woman.

[CrazyKitty789]

@Big5000K That's not true. They used about 30 actual women in the Castle Anthrax scene in Holy Grail.

[auntbecky]

@Big5000K Not true. While the female roles were almost always played by men once in a great while there were actually women playing women.

[jazzx251]

@Big5000K

They also used loads of females in the "execution" scene from "Meaning of Life"

[metta116]

lol window

[AuburnAttack21]

Huh. Ya know, there have never been any milkwomen, haven't there?

[AmunRa1]

@AuburnAttack21

I had one, but she wasn't good looking, that's for sure.

[Jokaanan]

This sketch never gets old. It's so simple, so perfect.

[pemdas927]

What's that old expression¿ "Y buy the cow when you can get the milkman for free¿"

[Thorne42]

Who else noticed that this music was used in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?

[dnm25]

Coheed and Cambria, Feathers!

[ButcherOfComedy]

Who is the woman?

[DenisSweet]

@ButcherOfComedy Carol Cleveland... often referred to as "The Python Girl".

[AxeManJax]

@DenisSweet Don't know who it is, but it definitely isn't Carol Cleveland in this sketch. You can see that if you watch from 0:38 onwards....

[Captinyromaniac42]

I guess 10 milkmen were watching. (\_(-.-)_/)

[MrsGick]

I really don't think she does anything sexual with them. She locks them in that little bitty room for the sheer pleasure of locking them in that itty bitty room. She didn't even clear out that skeleton. I mean, come on guys. It's Python. The usual reasons do not function here.

[rowiian]

@MrsGick I like how you have 69 likes :D

[Rabidhellbugs]

@MrsGick I think the others may have eaten him. They don't look like they're fed :P

[MXB2001]

@MrsGick Aye, she uses sex to entice them is all. After they're trapped, well it's bloody obvious they've been waiting a looooong time. :)

[beboman009]

X'D

[shiningbeans]

only monty python skit without dialog

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[gupta889]

She's a vegan from PETA.

[MirrorSymmetry]

Classic. Changing the video title to milkMAN would avoid spoiling the punch-line!

[Overblade9]

I'm wondering why they just didn't try to escape through the window. XD

[ButcherOfComedy]

@Overblade9 Maybe they're straight.

[manutdfan3535]

Sooooooo why does she kidnap milkmen?

[TheMrcrazy711]

@manutdfan3535 wink wink, nudge, nudge

[manutdfan3535]

@TheMrcrazy711 ? I'm 12 so I don't understand.

[OsxinBraveheart]

@manutdfan3535 To fuck them.

[meaganfarr2]

@manutdfan3535 Then what are you doing on an account?

Anyway, it's to most likely rape them.

[Hot80s]

I'll bet she'd milk every one of them dry...exc that really old one.

[gbindahouse94]

@Hot80s I dunno, he's still working so he may still have some of the white stuff...unless she ain't into skimmed.

[danning1]

I'd give that lady some milk of my own if you know what I mean.

[vote2skip]

@danning1 no we don't please explain XD yum

[HACKSAWxx]

they are running out of milk men

[Soilwar]

You haven't seen her postman collection yet!

[LuRawen]

.... WHY???? XD

[JuglarEuskaldun]

WTF??? xDDD

[carlsetzer]

What could stop a man in his tracks? Having Carol Cleveland's chest appear just inches away.

[jackmioff100]

looks like she's got plenty of her own milk. classic python

[TariqAlSuave]

So apparently there WAS a stock porn scenario before pizza delivery went big.

[Kzar5678]

Interesting collection she's got there XD

[ticnatz]

That is brilliant, just brilliant !!!

[TheRealManual]

No wonder there are no Milkmen anymore. Great skit by Monty Python.

[kuona007]

Great. Love it!

[thegirlinyourmind]

love!

[mazeman90]

Some people collect bottle caps or state coins, but she collects milkmen. Anyone else wonder why?

[reinux]

i was wondering why it's "milkmen" plural.

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

Guys you seriously have to stop making really unfunny jokes about the exact number of people that disliked the video. It gives me an overwhelming urge to dislike the video just to make your comment meaningless. And people have to stop voting these comments up. They got old the day they started and are never funny. /end of rant

[funnyman540]

@PowerfrogsBeotch I think they are funny.

[SilentStorm1987]

@PowerfrogsBeotch

29 people disagree :)

[Aognubjosh]

@PowerfrogsBeotch I found it funny for about a day.. but now it just pisses me off seeing it ON EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. And the fact it actually gets the highest rated comment confuses me..

Anyway.. loved this sketch :)

[givebeesachance]

@PowerfrogsBeotch

Other people like things that weren't said by you. TIME TO GET ANGRY.

[MrToiletclogger]

@PowerfrogsBeotch 14 people saw your comment and disliked the video because of it.

[MrDoubleONegative]

@PowerfrogsBeotch We need 14 condoms and a time machine!

[SnakesShed]

@PowerfrogsBeotch thumbs up

[madhat1979]

@PowerfrogsBeotch 183 people liked PowerfrogsBeotch comment. :P

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

@madhat1979 And 4 hours later, your comment is meaningless.

[byxxi]

666 likes, good job youtubers

[nickrundle1]

when i grow up, i want to be a milk man

[Lampmanofdoom]

Four people have no taste in comedy! XD

[MAtTTHAND]

at least they all have milk with them

[SamuelLazarEriksson]

Best punchline EVER!

[SangaxOfxThexThunder]

So... is the joke that she nuts?

[xxBlackmagixx]

@SangaxOfxThexThunder Sort of :D I mean, come one! She's kidnapped a dozen milkmen!

[Arosovid]

i cant believe 4 people don't like MONTY PYTHON

[qwerty2qwerto]

4 people are lactose intolerant XD

[myisyourname]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL

[mjpj189]

Only if we could ever figure out who that woman is... :( even though it's not Carol, she's lucky to get all the credit

[Kiahsobyk]

I've heard of pet hoarders, but this is a bit extreme...

[Useramen]

John's face is priceless. He really got into the part

[MrFirthguy]

teehee

[Jackarunda]

4 are seduced milkmen

[sulianjy91]

@Jackarunda likes to suck butts

[MimiYukkia]

@gus23a that or lactose intolerant.

[supermorshu]

@gus23a the others were there frends

[Ivdarrr]

@gus23a or the child of one.

[VentureCrew007]

That is hilarious XD Brilliant!

[Maxobillion]

What's the name of the song being played?

[mjpj189]

@Maxobillion Charmaine. The version by Mantovani

[Maxobillion]

@mjpj189 Ah. That's right. Thank you!

[gabrielx2games]

Demented woman WIN

[DaHuntsman1]

Lol, now that is funny, but what is she doing with all those men....

[Celiecinema1]

Does she have a room for mailmen and taxmen as well?

[Lostkiwi123]

Comedic genius

[mhcnael]

I hate it when that happens

[wigster600]

its the house where they had that funniest joke in the world sketch

[KingLashiec]

No wonder I've never seen even one milkman in my neighborhood.

[Thebestever441]

3 People stayed outside.

[containznutzrule]

This reminds me of a Coheed and Cambria video!

[thanx4life]

i'd follow HER into her house ANYTIME

[MrCheraxDestructor]

LMAO

[JWLspiritual]

i guess you could say she is either a vegan or lactose-intolerant...lol

[maryberyboo]

@JWLspiritual or a cannibal.

[EdwardNygma1]

lol wtf

[Soilwar]

Well at least I do now know why I don't see any milmen around here.

[Totema1]

First I wondered why he took his crate of milk with him. Then, I wondered why they ALL took their crates of milk with them.

[MtheGate]

I wanna be a lday-who-seduces-milkmen when I grow up! ^^

[SPIKEYQWERTY]

but umust admit....tht girl is too hot

xD

if im married to that....ill have to be working at home not the office ;]

[tkhushrenada]

This sooo reminds me of the spanish short movie La Cabina

[LiltedLullaby]

Mutton dressed as... gravy?

[ScatmanKirby]

Think this'll happen to the Scout after his 'Milk Man' themed update?

[KirbyEatedYou]

@ScatmanKirby D:

Scout: YEAH, DEH'S A SPY AROUND HERE.

[NephandiMan]

"Welcome, gentle sir milkman. Welcome to the House Anthrax."

"The House Anthrax?!"

[Soilwar]

probably the best short scetch I ever saw!

[garrybod]

Just love the way Palin looks around before going through the door....

[Allyouneedisluv1]

haha hilarious! :D