The Osbournes 1x09 - A Very Ozzy Christmas - Part 1/2

[burtcane]

5:35 you gotta think about these things...WHACK..Oh sorry Jack i didnt mean to do that LOL

[mymightyboosh]

fk kelly is ozzy mums double

[DestinationTruthTV]

I laughed so hard when Ozzy reched from the dog licking him. 08:06

[minecabus13]

Ozzy dancing to james brown LOOOOL

[Headslaught]

i love when ozzy says i will wack that cunt.

[xEMeehanx]

0:17 Oh Thatll do it.

[zottelmischel]

Thanks

[movingtomarbella]

i love how english they are

[SerenityCrysweet]

rolffff smelly old sock with nuts in

[OsbourneFan10]

<3<3,3<3<3<3<3<3<3 

[SuperYellow1989]

i cant imagen how much it must suck to spend christmas working for some rich family, cooking their food and waiting on them.

I know they get paid, but they wouldnt be there if they didnt really need the money, im sure theyd much rather be at home.

[Cargando321]

the guy who stoled from them is stupid. from the episode he was in it seems they let him watch tv, eat the food and play in the house and he got payed for all that. what a dumbass

[junkabuttafli05]

@Cargando321 he didnt steal from them, he was checking the house for them and someone thought he was stealing from someone else...

[TheMetallegend666]

yeee ribs, yeeeee

[Jordz600]

Ozzy was fucking hilarious this episode

[karumentic]

Wow how rich they are actually, just out of my imagination @@

[Zkaulitz89]

Lulu is my girlfriend,lulu is my girlfriend xD

[TheShakiebreaks]

OOWWW I FEEL GOOD

[SunShinesBlack]

hm ozzy had an really nice looking mom

[johnboy2296]

"gimmie some baby back ribs" lol ozzy

[jonescalypso]

5:52-6:02

YES!! XD LMAO

[ObamaIsInUrMom]

yeah one girl eating ozzys snow. lol

[Ch1l1MaN]

LOL. I kept rewinding for like 50 times juz to look at the girl spitting the fake snow out of her mouth. Stupid but funny.

[Freakylittlethingy]

lol poor Ozzy.. i just read "I Am Ozzy" and i understand why he doesnt like christmas... and he really freaks out with the singing doll xD

[girl123interrupted]

I love what Sharon said about the security guard who robbed their neighbors. That she thought he really did like their family and I think he did. Sharon has the biggest heart ever, I just love her.

[SuperKittycat5]

the woman at 3:30 " well u shouldnt have put it in yur month"

[JK666JK666JK]

who does the opening song?

[ef0xy]

@JK666JK666JK

The opening song is a cover of Crazy Train I believe, and as I type this I forgot the over artist ;[ sorry.

[JK666JK666JK]

@ef0xy Thx i normaly listen to heavy metal but i like it ^_^

[ef0xy]

@JK666JK666JK

Haha, it is an amazing song and I love Ozzy's original version but this version I don't know ;') I like it also.

[frontsquats]

@JK666JK666JK Pat Boone. youtube : watch?v=xxJhDlz4jxM

[jimamundo]

ribs.... yeaaaaaaaa

[zelda1722]

hah had 5:10 to 6:07 best part

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Ack I hate how they let the dogs lick their lips like that, it's so disgusting. After seeing all the shit those animals do and where their tongues go.. euugh makes me feel sick.

[cuppateaaa]

@KidsWithGuns1992 I'm sure you'll get over it :3

[zainadlr]

I laughed SO hard at the bitch eating the fake snow..... 3:38

[TronixTec]

if he is in there im gona wack the cunt!!!! Awesome

[TheVampireLucinda]

Epic dancing.

[FatBoySlim696]

What kind of hooker goes on a roadtrip?

[girl123interrupted]

@FatBoySlim696 Naw she probably has him drop her off at the next rest stop and so on.

[JBMusicFreaK]

why do i always feell soo full of drugs when i listen to ozzy?

[gnrqueen]

3:46-HAHA @ the chick being all like ''woo imma stick my tongue out eventho idk wtf these things are cause im hardcore...and later shes like..shit shouldnt've done that *choke*

[Ashleigh0229]

Lol i never know which is the funniest shit in each episode..

[rockndude87]

"It's got Gucci on it which means my balls are touching the back of my Johnson..."

Gotta Love Ozzy!

[DSkehan2004]

5:50 lol

[DSkehan2004]

a BJ and nude in the winter damn

[Stickpumilingmutha]

"....i'll whack the cunt"

[blackwolf222403]

no we didn't yes we did no we didn't yes we did no we didn't yes we did

[aydredre]

I remember being, 11 or 12 when the first season of this show came out, after watching this episode, all I asked for, for the next Christmas was the James Brown dancing doll. I still have it sitting in my basement, I sometimes randomly play it & all I think of is Ozzy.

[czwultraviolent4119]

I wish my family was as normal as this

[12chipi]

5:37 I just cried of laughter! XD!!!!!!

[sexybeeya]

7:47 hahahahhaha awwww

[phillyvinilli]

I wish my family was only as messed up as this one

[Nightshade142]

"Y-y-you see Sharon it s-says 'Gucci' which means m-my balls are touching the back of my shoulders!" GOLD x'''DD

[WWE7710]

are the background songs specially made for this show because they go together so god with the current scene

[comptonkillacpt]

haha

[filth69ify1]

HAHAHA!!! AT 2:38...SHARON! GET THAT MUTHAFUCKA. lol ozzy is so freakin hilarious!

[xfiles1986]

"I adore you sweetheart, now fuck off!" hahahahha...Ozzy you're awesome!

[iJaneWild]

09:42 EPIC FACE!

[lmt16]

Imma wack the cunt!

[juggHERnutt]

best opining to a tv show ever

[reymysterios9]

lol...at some times, Ozzy looks like a smaller, much scrawnier version of The Undertaker

[MrTeedoubleu]

5:28-5:50 Jack gets owned!!! LMAO!!!

[AstroGaga]

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH

[girl123interrupted]

"THAT WILL DO IT" hahahahahha Ozzy you are so hilarious.

[taishi]

monty python song, nice

[loudandnasty567]

I love his face at 9:43

[Killingglorie]

WOW.... their security guard robed them!!!!

[HeavyMetalNoize]

3:42 HAHA, dumb bitch was trying to taste the "snow".

[superhannahmarie]

When Sharon smacks Jack in the eye with a sock or whatever it was I actually burst out laughing :-)

[TheGusto69]

LOL. How wasted was kelly at about 9:25. Funny stuff. Loved the show. Definately my favorite.

[pika23]

ohhhh doggies!! I heart doggies! I have a 4 year old shih tzu named Dottie Jean Beauty Queen I call her Dottie Jean or dottie

[nerdzfolife]

LMFAO!

Tie it to a wing with duct tape?

tie it with duct tape? really jack? :P

[KachowRacer95]

"I adore you, sweeheart... Now f*ck off" I just love Ozzy and Sharon as a couple

[billy26100]

they say the f word a lot

[purrpleumbrella]

omg that fucking guard. lol ozzys watch lol my jewelry lol.

[Kellyannk308]

Kelly=I hate Christmas let sit a table with your family with your arguing worth a s***t

That so true about Christmas brunch or dinner ROFL

[Kellyannk308]

That pretty funny arrested security guy was wearing Ozzy t-shirt LOL!

[POGLUTEAR]

hey CY Twombly painting on the wall at the start ....awsome

[363Magi]

3:36 Yaaaay snow! Wait, this taste sucks!! Argh.. XD

[juggernaut0701]

good shit for uploading this funny as hell.

[macrent2]

Sharron: "......getting a fucking blowjob from a hooker..."

Ozzy:"....that will do it..."

[Kellyannk308]

@macrent2 yeah in middle of winter in CT LOL now that classic

[Jaggerx33]

@macrent2 ahahha your comment got 69 likes! LOL

[Alienmad462]

their daughter looks a bit like pixie geldoff kinda

[Alienmad462]

osbournes a down to earth normal guy.

[lulkica]

5:05 I FEEL GOOD!!! OMG I'm pissing all over the chair!!!!

[naowx09]

WARRHHH WAOURRHHH WAOORHH i feel good~

[bookworm1138]

ozzy singing monty python ... lol!

[dimebag4lyfe]

im going home and gonna wack the cunt! lol

[cutieang3l9407]

lol at Kelly's and Jack's bickering.

[royasalimi12]

fucking fucking

fucking GO TO HELL!!

[helen1948]

very fuckin funny.

[villanburrito]

yes please go back to shamrock and rock out hardcore for the rest of your life

[TheHimfan7388]

so fuckin funny luv them expecially kelly

btw kelly come back to the shamrock i want to meet u personally i know mark told you about me but i want to see you luv you and your fam too godbless

[Narutocubi]

oops i meant James

[Narutocubi]

lol Chris Brown toy xD anyays thnx for uploading :)

[NightShade1218]

I FEEEELL GOOOD!