Protect and Survive - Sanitation Care

[daveanders1967]

if the attack warning sounded i would fill that bucket in one go

[NUFC2010100]

Could you imagine if we had this now? We would probably have Adrian Chiles doing the voiceover, making nuclear holocaust seem an easy way out

[bryanw91178]

once all the nukes are used to fight World War 3, people can use the trash bags full of piss and shit to fight world war 4

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

@bryanw91178 All the feces will have been burned in incinerators, or decomposed naturally long before we get the chance to do that.

[wormwoodpearl1]

@bryanw91178 I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with bags full of piss and shit. - Albert Einstein

[wx4newengland]

Im from the us and this is alot better than duck and cover crap we had.

[IncidentalShine]

*fills up cutlery drawer with sand

[YochananMat]

I was 11 when I used to hear this....freaky

[mhoulden1]

I feel sorry for the poor sod on bin emptying duty. "Daddy went to take the toilet bin out last week and he hasn't been back since. Do you think he's OK?"

[deaconredwhiteandblu]

uggggh..I'd rather just die than shit in front of my family, imagine the stink :/

[Kirtev]

Timely and wise advice we all should heed! Its spot on pratical info that may someday, in the event of the unthinkable, save you and your families lives, expert knowlege like this is worth more than gold if followed and put to use. Well done and thank you!

[RedPanda79]

why does the arrow look like a pull-tab ticket? 

[GerDrSeltsam]

The best thing bout this "protect and survive"-stuff are all the naughty comments from brits here. Even if there whole country is fucked up, they still make silly comments which bring you to laugh tears. Thats would be one good reason to move over britain if they would drive on the right side of the road :D

[pacific303]

@GerDrSeltsam But we do drive on the right side of the road. :P

[loonmaniac]

Remove waste to where? Just toss it anywhere? What if it rains and your shit and piss run right back down into your basement?

[BuddyFantastic]

Oh aye....sure and after the Megaton devices have hit the UK and other countries, it'll be business as usual eh? Somehow i can't see the local Council bin men picking up the waste in a nuke damaged street. I suppose the local Milkman will start delivering much needed milk to our doorsteps too???? Oh wait, he can't....all the empties will have been melted.

[YoungScienceGuy]

Several questions, who would leave their shit in a box with the lid off?

Where are all these flies coming from?

Why do people keep leaving their fallout room?

[NikThaStik22]

So scary. Unnecessarily scary. America made good videos!! Bert the Turtle!

[TomTom0Go]

oh noooo, i forgot to line my lavatory bucket......ill just nip outside and rinse it out with the hose pipe...oh...shit :/

[RideFlame]

Advanced camping...seriously though having been taken back to the first time I saw this film I know why I decided at the first hint of a bomb, to run TOWARDS the blast and not away! These films were and still are seriously depressing.

[Acdc2693]

I would love to hear this guy go "If you have only one dustbin, then you're fucked".

[CardboardJase]

@Acdc2693 LMAO, that made me nearly wee myself xD

[fireball01e]

if you can take the bag "well away from the fallout room" you could just go to the can instead!

[altoidsours]

These videos scare me, and I don't like watching them, yet I find myself drawn to them every so often. Why? D:

[MLAOTNMCC]

I'm the same. So creepy...

[greenphantom]

These films were pretty scary- but there's nothing funnier than hearing the posh narrator saying "When you have used the bucket lavatory..."

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Dry clean sand will enable your children to make a sandpit and play games, thus keeping their minds off the fact that radiation is causing everyone's hair to fall out and giving them the shits and make them vomit blood

[mbyrne1963]

My bin men won't take away a few grass cuttings. I cannot see them taking away this bin be it empty or full.

[simpson30]

That is one of the best comments on You Tube ever, classic

[DramaLover234]

my dad and brother are really scared of these i dunno why though... though the first one protect and survive about disspossing dead bodies made me think wtf i dont want to think about even going near dead bodies !

[cat13woman]

what if someone has the runs!

[ranchero07]

lol me like 2 weeks ago.

[boobtuber06]

That end musical phrase will always guarantee goosebumbs for myself.

[GammyGoose]

Definitely watch the children wash their hands thoroughly. Childrens' hands are little petri dishes even when there is NOT a nuclear war. I love gastroenteritis as much as the next person but vomiting for 24 hours straight is enough to fray the toughest nerves.

[viperxeon]

hmm, i have some lovely sandy eating utensils..

and darn, my dusbin men only come on Fridays.. (if they aren't dead yet).

[annietimes]

Keep your utensils clean. Dry, clean sand is good for this.

HUH?

[umahuma4]

nothing better then a pinch of sand to flavor my beans, yummmmmmmmm

[audiocreator]

Always firmly zip up the flap on your fall out tent.

[morval99]

2:03 .... "for the bin men to collect on thursday morning"

[miniroll32]

"Cut down the smell and keep away flies"

What flies???? Their the ones up in the fallout dust!

[dragonkilla7]

that small kid at 1:00, is that what happens to em after fall out?? lol

[VirgLondon]

All you've got to hope is theres no little holes in the black bag after emptying. The disinfectant would have little effect on a stinking pile of black bags

[rubber4532]

keep the other bin "well away" from the fall-out room? how are u supposed to put the plastic bad in there?

[eugenespeed]

I was thinking that as well.

[miniroll32]

Haha great observation! Flawed as hell these videos - still scare me in a nostalgic way

[umahuma4]

what were the suposed to tell them, duck and cover and kiss youre ass goodbye.

[mrpfct]

Jeez life in the 70's wasn't too bad...ok we lived under the Nuclear Threat. But hey we're still living under that now (Iran/Korea/Whoever else) Add to that everything else Terror and the 70's was bliss.

[paularches]

"dry clean sand"??? wtf

[Stefnir94]

In case you're out of plastic bags!

[Drugst0rec0wb0y]

sounds like "The Ascent of Man" would make a really good replacement for shitters roll! Can't believe that this is what the govenment perceived as some sort of normality in the event of a nuclear war.

[cumberlandgap]

What with bolshy miners, crappy cars, bad clothes, the three-day week, the Bay City Rollers, plus this, life must have been shitty-shite in the 70s.

[hpmc61]

were they suggesting that you should be billeting wankers in your flat, if directed by a constable or bobby?

i'd be keen to billet right birds only

[playlp]

These series of films were made in 1975.They were only meant to be shown if the political situation became so bad that a nuclear attack was likely to become imminent.The British government judged that they would alarm the public too much,if shown under any other circumstance. A wanker is the same as a 'jerk off'.

[Applemask]

Is it deliberate that the arrows look like nuclear weapons, do you think?

[vavom]

any one know how long ago this was mad, im not from the uk, im from the us (and what is a wanker?)

[movieman523]

Early 70s, I believe.

[BuddyFantastic]

@vavom "Wanker" is a British slang term to describe an idiot or a fool.

[MrBronson66]

Remember to take plenty of books with you into your fall-out room.

A good book to have with you is Jacob Bronowski's "The Ascent Of Man", his seminal 1973 work charting the progress of mankind from ape-like primitives to a fantastically evolved race capable of splitting an atom.

It will provide some interesting reading while you are shitting in a bucket.

[boobtuber06]

Interesting, and highly ironic.

[morval99]

:-) funny. Good observation on how far we have come technologically, but also how little we have evolved as a race.