Alterniabound 05 - Terezi's Theme

[McLawls]

>Patron troll is Equus

>Doesn't cosplay

Well this is awkward.

[mikew1133]

>patron troll is green text

>cosplays as carrot

...

[MetaGiga]

>Patron troll is Tavros

>Cosplays Sollux

>Acts like Equius, Sollux, Gamzee, and Tavros

D--> uH,,,

D--> ii'M n0t 2uRe h0w ThAt MaKe2 aNy 2eN2e,,,

D--> aT aLl,

[justiceisdeadxX]

>patron troll is sollux

>acts like john

>cosplays as eridan

wwaiit wwhat :B

[petdrawplaykky]

>Patron troll is Feferi

>Acts like John

>Cosplays as Dave

ho--w do---es that e--ven wo--rk :B

[purplenurple1875]

>Patron troll is Karkat

>Cosplays Terezi

WH4T NOW FUCK4SS3S

[FullMetalAwesome7]

>Patron troll is Nepeta

>Acts like Jake

>Cosplays Terezi

:33< F1ST1CUFFS, M4T3!

[ItaChan20XX]

> Patron troll is Gamzee

> Cosplays as Terezi

> Acts like Gamzee

wH4T nOw?

[hanonumbers]

> Patron troll is Equius

> Cosplays karkat

D--> I..... must atton for my sins.

[HBAkaeicHKei]

> Patron Troll is karkat

>Acts liek roxy

>Cosplays nepeta

> :33< WHAT THR FUKC?

[edwardelrickaiju067]

Reminds me of an american or alternative version of Yahiko's theme.

[zelda6543]

> Patron troll is Terezi

> Acts like Terezi

> Cosplays as Terezi

> ... >:]

[KisaChama]

> Patron troll is Equius

> Cosplays John

> Acts like Terezi

> Adores Karkat

e ue;

[blabla99x]

> Patron troll is Tavros

> Acts like Vriska

> ::::?

[InflatiblePalmTree]

> Patron troll is Feferi

> Cosplays Eridan

no regrets

[ALEXhatena]

>ALEXhatena wants to make a good comment!

>ALEXhatena missed

>THIS IS STUPID!

[Valissa1206]

Patron Troll is Equius

Acts like Karkat, Terezi, Nepeta nd Jade

How does that work...?

[BitchyMcSmartass]

> Patron Troll is Aradia

> Acts like Terezi and Aradia

> IS T0T4LLY 0K4Y WITH THIS

[ZeldaShurrgnien]

> Patron troll is Aradia

> Soon to cosplay as Terezi (acts like a mix between Terezi and Karkat)

> Why T^T

[FukosStarfishBuddy]

>Patron troll is Tavros

>Cosplays and acts like Terezi ((Same. Exact. Personality.))

>Why can't I be Libra? >: ?

[MapleRockerz18]

>Patron Troll is Nepeta

>is going to start cosplaying Sollux

>uuuuhm....i don't know what to say....XD

[130cookies]

What is a patron troll?

...

Please don't flame me, I'm only on Act 3. ;_;

*started Homestuck a few days ago*

[MapleRockerz18]

@130cookies i'm pretty sure your Patron Troll is like, the one who's your zodiac, like the sign on their shirts is what zodiac they are, so...yea...thats what i think it is, i could be wrong though

[Sheemuri]

@130cookies It is the troll that matches your horoscope, I believe.

Notice how all the trolls are linked and based off of their respective signs-

Terezi, for example, is a Libra- her shirt has the symbol/personality is based off of that.

So just find your starsign/horoscope and then trace it to its respective troll and that is your patron troll.

[siliconspark]

came here for music

favorites' for comments

[siliconspark]

@Akazukincruz I know that feel bro... :C

[calambiria]

>Patron troll is Kanaya

>Cosplays Dave

Lolwut?

[iceegirl121314]

>My patron troll is Tavros (same, exact, personality)

>My best friend's patron troll is Gamzee (femzee incarnate)

>We will cosplay the fuck out of this. We're doing it man

WERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

[wrathandangels]

> Patron troll is Eridan

> Cosplays Kanaya

Well This Is Awkward

[blabla99x]

> Patron troll is Tavros

> Imaginate Rufio

> Self-confidence +

[peachypreacher]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT PATRON TROLLS OR WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO WITH YOU

[AkazukinCruz]

>Patron Troll is Tavros

>Realizes we almost have the same personality

>Fuck.

[PointBlank963]

>Patron troll is Gamzee

>has no polka dotted pants

I'll just stay home then.

[ALEXhatena]

> Brother's patron troll is Equius

> Sister's patron troll is Gamzee

> My sis is gonna kill my bro

[ALEXhatena]

> Patron troll is Tavros

> Shit...

[Leopardstar757]

>Patron troll is Nepeta

>Cosplays Eridan

This is my fuckin' OTP.

[sekaiinoREI]

>Patron Troll is Vriska

>Does nothing.

I:

[NinjaPeoplez]

>Patron Troll is the universe

>Cosplays as Cancer

what

[KyaraaShinkirou]

what are you people doing

[MrJacksonbeck]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Sasorizbitch]

> Patron Troll is Equius

> Cosplays as Eridan.

D--> highbl00d?

[erinlovesanime]

>Patron Troll is Eridan

>Cosplays Jade

>:3

[Attqqq]

> Patron troll is Hussie

>Cosplays as internet

Wait.. universe cancer..?

[EmoYetNot]

> Patron troll is Feferi

>Cosplays as a dead fish

Glub....w)(y........

[RoyStealer]

>Patron Troll is Sollux

>Cosplays John

I find this acceptable.

[LightRP]

>Patron troll is Nepeta

>Cosplay as Gamzee

HaHaHhAhAhHaH

[sammi441]

> Patron troll is Terezi

> Cosplay squiddle

wtf

[Auron10124]

> Patron troll is nepeta

> Cosplays tavros

I aint even give a fuck

[nw5111]

this reminds me of balance scales - makes sense

[HomestuckShinanegans]

>patron troll is Kanaya

> cant cosplay

>cry

(~ Ellie~)

>Patron troll is Nepeta

>Cosplay gamzee

>profit

(~Ray~)

[BeautyByKaty]

>Patron Troll is Terezi

>why do we even give a fuck.

[spinkick21]

>Patron troll is Gamzee.

>Do not cosplay.

It'S AlL cOoL, mOtHeRfUcKeR. :o)

[destructiondragon360]

> Patron troll is Sollux

> Does not Cosplay

thii2 ii2 completely rea2onable

[HoppTheHeroine]

> Patron troll is Nepeta

> Cosplays Terezi

*cosplaying nepeta next*

>:D H3H3H3

[peachypreacher]

This is around when I started liking Terezi, when she was supportive to Tavros and seemed to just be keeping everyone together :)

[meowcatmeowkitty]

> Patron troll is Nepeta

> Wants to cosplay as Sollux, has a Signless outfit.

[HAYITSMADIE]

> patron troll is eridan

> cosplays terezi

wwell take that glub

[stimpi93535]

My patron troll is terezi

i dont cosplay

take that general public

[killercoco29]

My patron troll is Gamzee

I cosplay nepeta and terezi

BOSS

[Darkmoon482]

I think every Homestuck fan just has this natural attraction towards they're patron troll

Mine happens to be Terezi, and she's definitely my favorite x'D

[Darkmoon482]

@Darkmoon482 their**

Oh gog I'm becaming Roxy

**Becoming D:<

[FukosStarfishBuddy]

@Darkmoon482 Nope. I don't like Tavros. He's my parton troll.

AND WHY CAN'T SHE BE MY PATRON TROLL????

[BeccaBearize]

OH TH3 LIK3 B4R T4ST3S LIK3 GR33N 4PPL3S! BUT YOU KNOW I LIK3 TH3 SM4LLER B4R B3TT3R!

[StuckInMurderCity]

@BeccaBearize >__< 1 W4NT YOU TO H4V3 TH3 TOP COMM3NT SO B4DLY.

Just thought you had to know.

[xXDanteskXx]

*licks screen* TH3 C0MM3NTS H4V3 GOOD T4ST3 BUT SOME 4R3 INSIPID

[Firesttar]

th15. 15 th3 m05t 4m4z1ng th1ng 1'v3 3v3r h34rd but 1f y0u t4k3 1t 4nd turn 1t 4r0und 1t 5ound5 3v3n b3tt3r! H3H3H3! <3

[MegaBytesFTW]

this has a good sound but it wwould be better if there wwas more a me.

[bladeoffate2]

TH1SN33DS7MOR3L1K3S!!!!!!!!

[TheLlamaPie]

I'm a Cancer and I love this song.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Sure the huge 8itch (8luh 8luh) might have an electric guitar.....BUT T3R3Z1'S GOT A GODDAMN HARPSICORD.

[TheDarkhollowteme]

1 LOV3 T3R3Z1 SH3 TH3 B3ST P4TRON TROLL 4 G1RL C4N 4SK FOR!

JUST1C3!!

L1BR4 POW3R!!! >:]

[PunkKagamine]

i feel compelled to want to spam the dislike bar to make terezi happy, but then it would make me sad.

[MadDoktor44]

WOOO I'm a libra. This song is appealing. >:U

[AnonymousJustified]

THIS SONG M4K3S ME H4PPY. >:)

HOW3V3R, TH3 V1D3O N33DS MOR3 D1SL1K3S!

[america0baka]

Patrol troll for the win!

[TheMusicalPsycho]

...My patron troll is Kanaya... the chainsaw lipstick may be REALLY REALLY cool, but... Terezi's still cooler.

[MimigaJoe]

@TheMusicalPsycho I wouldn't mind being a Virgo. Kanaya's my second favorite troll. After Terezi, of course >:P

[Jh5kRadio]

ORD3R! ORD3R 1N TH3 COURT!

[shadowsgirl4vr]

Yay! My patron troll is as crazy as me!!!! 8D

[Crimzoid21]

I am so proud to have Terezi as a patron troll :")

[yizo247]

TH3 TROLL UND3R M3 1S R1GHT.

1T DO3S T4ST3 L1K3 GR33N 4PPL3S!!!!!

[ItZpHaNtOmLiKe]

TH3 L1K3 B4R T4ST3S L1K3 GR33N 4PPL3S!!!

[ItZpHaNtOmLiKe]

TH3 L1K3 B4R T4ST3S L1K3 GR33N 4PPL3S!!!

[march88]

Goddamn I love how the sad and heroic parts have this tender balance in the beginning of this song. This feels so determined, but also sorrowful about the inevitable.

[SailorDigiMoon]

Okay, wow, at first I was just going to say some parts reminded me of The Doll Maker of Bucuresti, but then 1:47 started, and... Hartmann's Youkai Girl anyone? I swear SOMEONE involved in Homestuck has to be familiar with Touhou. Heir Conditioning only furthers my suspicions. :T

[MikuKonataMoon]

@SailorDigiMoon Yeah, in Nautical Nightmare, I heard a little bit of Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird. But that's good, considering Touhou and Homestuck are the best things I have ever come across. Touhou also has the best music ever out of ANYTHING in my opinion, though I do love Homestuck music. Anyways, Terezi is my favorite troll. Kanaya is best troll, though. She's my patron troll and I'm hoping to cosplay her or Jade at MTAC.

[Ratlittle1]

has anyone noticed how the little yellow tape-ish thing in between them makes an upsidedown heart??? O.o....

[FukosStarfishBuddy]

@Ratlittle1 Y44444YYYY!!!!! K4RKL3S, 1 KN3W YOU LOV3D M3.

[8Muffa]

> Patron troll is Equius

> Cosplays Terezi

D--> I don't even

[LadyAwesomelyawesome]

I have always love Terezi. I'm so proud that shes my patron troll!

[shadowangelchan]

> Patron troll is Tavros

 > Cosplays Terezi > isthismoralsupportorsomething.­jpg

[firefox12121]

> Patron troll is Karkat

> Cosplays Karkat

> AHAHAHAFUCKASSES.jpg

[EnigmaAlpha11056]

The opening of this song reminds me of the Phoenix Wright games.

[hidanfangirl42]

Im a cancer who switches from being karkat to terezi to equius to gamzee to vriska o_o theyre all so amazing its difficult to make up my mind

[xCinderDragonx]

I want to grab karkat's nose :T

[konataakira]

Algunas partes me recuerdan al theme de Koishi y Parsee de Touhou :O, aun así, este es de los mejores temas que tiene Homestuck

[CyanTheNyan]

>Patron Troll is Vriska

>Cosplays Terezi

>waitwhat.jpg

[Gadvac]

> Patron troll is Terezi

> Cosplays Sollux

> iguess.jpg

[Belgijako]

@deadboy180 eh.. that really isn't the correct typing quirk..

[dem0nk1d123]

I guess Terezi is my patron troll.. WOOP WOOP!



[Kraloths]

> Patron troll is Sollux

> Cosplays Terezi

> Is guy.

> Okay.jpg

[fdsgfgsdgsd]

@Kraloths Oh hey! Me too!

[TheMoonKitsune]

> Patron troll is Feferi

> Cosplays Karkat

> welp.jpg

[daftpumkins]

MUH4H4H4 T4K3 TH4T K4RkKL3S

[kolodragon]

GOOD TROLL,

B3ST P4TRON.

>:]

[Belgijako]

dammit my patron troll is Eridan.....

[CyanTheNyan]

My patron troll's Vriska, man I wish I was a Libra ;A;

[Wyrmses]

@CyanTheNyan wwell my patron troll is eri

you wwant a fill my quadrant

[CyanTheNyan]

@Wyrmses You 8nt got a chance with me fish 8reath. >::::P

[Wyrmses]

@CyanTheNyan wweh

wwhy do you alwways havve a be so difficylt vvris

[AnonymousJustified]

@CyanTheNyan

1TS OK4Y TO H4V3 VRISK4!!!

SPO1L3R 4L3RT

JUST KNOW TH4T T3R3Z1 K1LLS VRISK4!

>:]

[RomanianVampyre]

1 P3RSON4LLY H34RT MY P4TRON TROLL. W3 H4V3 W4Y TOO MUCH 1N COMMON. THR33 G3USS3S WHO 1T 1S.

[LivingOilSlick]

I'm a Sagittarius. >:)

STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNG.

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[447u]

@LivingOilSlick KNEEL, MOTHERFUCKER

[OmNomSherbet]

@447u There You Are Gamzee, Put The Bow Down Right Now

[DeSnubbehez]

@LivingOilSlick

3QUIUS, TH4T JOK3 W4SN'T FUNNY TO B3GIN W1TH

[TheDrunkPrussian]

I'm a Libra! Woohoo :D

H3H3H3H3

[noodlesthebunny]

@ the person below me: I can relate ( has gamzee asy patron troll nearly identical to Sollux ( or aradia/ feferi/eridan ) lol

[aidaidan]

/has Aradia for patron troll\

/is almost identical to Sollux\

;w;

[emberwing13]

@aidaidan i have Aradia as a patron troll too...

but i act like tavros,feferi,eridan,and nepeta all got put together.XD

[FanSoulEater]

@emberwing13 Kanaya is my Patron troll but i act more like Gamzee,Equius,Tavros and Sollux . . .AND IM A GIRL!

[EmetTheUndead]

@FanSoulEater Kanaya Is The BEST Patron, She's So Elegant And Kind. <3

[YumilX2]

I dUnno which troll I am

And I can't be bothered to check

bUt I'm cUrrently volUnterringly rping as UraniUmUmbra.

caUse nobody else will.

[DeSnubbehez]

@YumilX2

1 C4N CL4R1FY TH4T FOR YOU!

[Geekygirl456]

@RognarB @TheTael7 Yay for people that aren't Libras acting like Libras!

[DeSnubbehez]

@Geekygirl456

I'm a libra,

4ND NOW 1'M 4CT1NG L1K3 ON3,

H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[Geekygirl456]

I have poor eyesight, I'm super fast at typing leet, I love tasting things, I always sniff things out of nowhere, I laugh a lot and people think it's strange.

AND I'M A TAURUS.

[TheTael7]

@Geekygirl456 Oh really, well i love doing all the too, AND IM ON THE CUSP OF PISCES AND AUUARIUS

[RognarB]

@Geekygirl456 I barely sleep, I usually yell at my friends/teammates to get shit done (yeah im a poor friend), im also the only one capable of getting derp people working togetter and finally I swear inbetween each words.

AND YET IM ALSO TAURUS.

[Jh5kRadio]

She can't see.

[PurpleYorshee]

gotta love how the top two comments have nothing to do with terezi

[dorkenchire]

tz is my patron troll and i cosplay her and just ugh she rocks so hard

[shrewykirkland]

LOL, my patron troll is Eridan but I still love Terezi <3

[therandomexample]

wwhat's all this talk about patron trolls?

I know mine's awesome :D

[NameRetarded]

@therandomexample

SHUT THE HELL UP SPINELESS FISH.

MY PATRON TROLL IS THE BEST.

[lilchann]

proud libra. n_n

[ArticunoRocks5453209]

Love my parton troll :D

[averagepeach]

I love how the mood of the piece changes to reflect Terezi's kind side.

[B9Killer]

all you glubbin land dwwellers can go screww yourselvves!

i'm an aquarius and proud of it!

wwell, sure, eridan may be a lonely hipster...

but he is a lonely hipster wwith a nearly unstoppable god wweapon!

[TheMoonRiserS]

h33h33 I like Terezi but I'm happy Vriska's my patron troll :33

[purpledinosgorawrish]

@TheMoonRiserS Same here except Terezi's my patron troll and I like Vriska :D

[TheDollyDoctor]

@xxxxxAurora at least your patron isn't a fuckin retard like mine

he barely evven has a quirk

i hate typin like this

cod hes such an idiot

[RognarB]

@TheDollyDoctor uHH, aT LEAST YOURS DID SOMETHING, mINE JUST ACTED COWARDLY AND, uHH, MADE vRISKA A BIGGER PAIN. aLSO HE, uHH, DIED A POINTLESS DEATH

[B9Killer]

@TheDollyDoctor

eridan isn't all that bad

like rognarb said, he at least did somethin

sure that something invvolved butcherin 2 trolls and blindin another, but look on the bright side

he is powwerful and good at killin, so he isn't a pathetic retard like you said he wwas

oh and he is also my patron troll, so as badass as he is, i feel ya man. its not easy havvin your patron troll bein a lonely hipster

[DistortedSemance]

@AWonderingPanda

d0nt w0rry

n0-0nes al0ne f0r l0ng here

0u0

n0 wait that l00ks stupid

[AWonderingPanda]

@DistortedSemance i think it l00ks c00l 0u0

[xxxxxAurora]

I wis)( F--Ef--Eri wasn't my patron troll... D8( It's so )(ard typing lik--E t)(is.

[CanineFatalities]

I'm Terezi. My oldest sister is future Terezi. My older brother is Nepeta, and my older sister is Gamzee. My mom is Feferi, and my dad is Kanaya.

That is one sick family. The only one who seem to be related to their patron troll is my dad.

[AWonderingPanda]

im s0 al0ne 0_0

[AWonderingPanda]

are there n0 aries 0ut there 0u0 ??

[TheMoonKitsune]

All these comments make me smile. +9001 points to all of you!

[CanineFatalities]

@TheMoonKitsune ITS OVVER 9000

[Rose8213]

aww i wanna roleplay too!

:33< aww come on karkitty! stop fighing! :((

[Rose8213]

oh lol there's genimi in the URL xD

[RealSolidSalamander]

@Rose8213 Where?

[Styroksipaprika]

AT FIRST I HATED IT HOW SOME CRABBY DOUCHEBAG IS MY PATRON TROLL BUT

I GUESS I'M OKAY WITH THE FUCKING FACT THAT HE IS MY PATRON.

[bookisomg]

D--> I've learned to appreciate my patron troll's creepiness

D--> Although I was disappointed at first

[SumDudeDatDraws]

@TheMystikalMuffin13 8ut Scorpio is the 8est don't you think so? ::::)

[xMinnowflight]

@SumDudeDatDraws uHH, nO, nOT REALLY.

i BET A LIBRA COULD, uHH, bEAT YOU ANYDAY. hEHE. }:)

[TheWarnerSister]

This is so twinkly and crazy, but with a certain amount of sweetness. Perfect for Terezi. I love the little piano bit at the end :D

[Ranako515]

Must I Intervene Yet Again

Do Not Make Me Have To Use Force

[thenameiskip]

Yesterday I learned that I wasn't a Scorpio. I was explaining the patron troll system to my sister, and I pointed at Scorpio and said "see, this is me, an--" and then I noticed that my birth date didn't fall under Scorpio. This was huge to me. Like, it was like learning that I was adopted.

I mean I still love Vriska. She's one of my favorite trolls and I'll always root for her.

But I'm certainly proud to be a Libra. H3H3

[TheRogueVocaloid]

@thenameiskip At first I didn't like Terezi, but after a little more backreading and realizing how awesome a character she is and what she really thinks and feels, it's like...wow. Okay. I think I like having her as a patron troll afterall. 8D

[Soralover2008]

SO MUCH ROLEPLAY CHAT!!!!!!!!! i feel like adding something

"MAKARA, PYROPE, SHUT YOUR NOOKWHIFFING BULGESUCKING MOUTHS BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT SO HARD IT DOES IT FOR YOU!"

[TheBurrowingHippo]

@Soralover2008 HoLy MoThErFuCkInG sHiT, kArKaT iS hErE tOo?

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS.