Cologne (Jake and Amir)

[C4nadaBac0n]

Damn..promised myself only one more j and a before I go to bad...15 videos later...

[IrepJnigga]

lol 1:46 BODY SPRAY!

[nashj3]

1:31 THROW AWAY YOUR SHIRT...Wow that was *bleeping* fast... LOL

[nikaeyu]

The one episode where Jake is dressed like a douche.

... Still hot.

[Schubert34]

If Amir was a regular person he would be dead

[BobertGuacamole]

now im going to search a active listening tutorial

[TheBoozehammer]

NO TOP COMMENTS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

[shaunofredvibe]

jake looks like a douche

[itsjustthecause]

@shaunofredvibe noo, amir does, always

[djmland]

wow that was fucking fast LOL!

[BMMassacre]

@MrNasosa that comment makes no sense.

[SuperCQC]

whats with the hat?

[MrNasosa]

wow no top comment......

If you're not going to have any top comments, at least have 1.

If you're not going to have any top comments, at least have 1.

[MLpwnge]

Hahahhaa

[AvgScan]

Bodyspray!

Bodyspray!

[fleck684]

nice dog-tags 

[star43ify]

NO TOP COMMENT??YES!

[BlueNinjaMonkey]

Are some of the ones in the playlist repeats? I swear, I've seen this before...

[ajv1418]

Amir's laptop is on his desk at the start of the video.. He wasn't just coming in for the first time!

[FlyingTurtleVideos]

@ajv1418 u can leave a laptop at work??

[n00kacola]

Jakes dogtags! :D



[QueenFirefly]

Haha I won't like the top comment because it has 69 likes xD

[zeekdavis11]

so my biggest test of my life is tomorrow. and its 11 already.

[bananapingurl]

Oh god i hate when people put on too much cologne/perfume cause then i'm coughing like crazy and they're like omg are you ok? Or. Omg are you sick?

[OFrazzle]

snap it

[TheProphetCCC]

jake fly as fuc today

[ryguy690000]

thumbs up if you searched annoying listening tutorial after watching this

[tastethrainbow3]

I love how jake is dressed like a douchebag lol

[TheEloeo]

I'm curious how the episode scripts look. Or do they improvise?

[lila123425]

Amir is so cute!!!!

[123lightingman]

Heh just kidding thats mirrors.. LAUGH LAUGH i dont make a lot jokes but when I do. im the first to admit it . ya know ya gotta give me that "atta" Boy .. Ooh i love Amir

[Fisshuu2]

Amir's chest hair is shaped like a heart. Lol

[gaming1011]

Jake isn't really like dat he's actually more cooler although not as much as Amir but still cool

[pnoyboy264]

Amir fucking funny

[ModernWarfare2vsODST]

wow that was f$*#kin fast!

[YoungDub13]

Tool Jake?

[TheSPEEZY99]

haha jake still has his stylish dog tags on

[JohnMacyFilms]

I'd rather hang with Amir for a day than Jake.

[arcv96]

i've got that nalgene too lmfao :D



[worstrapper10]

head shoulders knee to toe , knee to toe

LMAO

[NEONPANDACRUMBSS]

2PM!

[ArcaneBastard]

"Hehe, no just kidding that's mirrors, LAUGH"

[darthkrueger]

I can't believe I'm the only one who sees the shape of Amir's chest hair.

[seventrebec]

im on your side.. xD

[rantchannel623]

when amir says relax romeo hes refering to how jake is dressing like little romeo

[ajnode]

If you're gonna wear 2 j-witz dogtags just wear one,

If you're gonna wear 2 j-witz dogtags just wear one.

[beastness1000]

My vid glitched up and it froze

[xxTheBrewersxx]

whoa. that was fucking fast.

[MairacleMaker10]

who watched 1:32 more than once?

[ieatfatbabies]

@MairacleMaker10 over and over for a solid minute. Fucking slain.

[Warf3reHD]

SMOSH ADDDDDD

[TheAbleOfficial]

I have that Axe

[settah17]

@JosyRocker

Oh shit! Thanks for reminding me.

[Gerrieboy11]

take off your shirt

*woosh*

WOW that was f*king fast!

[JosyRocker]

Im not studying :3

[NapolionTNT22098]

what technique waz amir using wen jake was trying to talk

[XLUpLoaderXL]

if you're gonna use two bottles of cologne, just use one.

if you're gonna use two bottles of cologne, just use one.

[glenviewbball]

i feel like i smell his calone from over here

[mickomoo]

gotta get that axe advertisement in at the end

[drwrate3437]

I am trying to work out wether or not jake is wearing his hat backwards ironically

[ThebombsquadDoc]

Wow that was fuckin fast!

[swizzazn]

I thought they were gonna make fun of jakes outfit again, especially his dog tags

[swizzazn]

I thought they were gönnt make fun

[Pinkfreak10111]

Jake. <3

[EJsmile15]

since when is jake such a G?!?!

[mil7osokar]

LOL, head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

[chillmeister509]

I remember Axe body spray was the shit...literally. My high school hallways wreaked of ass sweat and fumes.

[0Edyzredy]

@chillmeister509 bahahahah!

[endosch]

I'm from Cologne :)

[endosch]

I' m frkm

[troymvmoneyman]

whats that tutorial?

[TheSuperchris9]

you know it is actually completely possible to take your t shirt off that fast, take your left sleeve with your right hand and pull it over yourself. Actually works

[soupyman3000]

@TheSuperchris9 Amir had a backpack on

[MacewinJew]

@TheSuperchris9 hahahaha I tried it

[RocknRollParadiase]

@TheSuperchris9 not while carrying a backpack...

[MrHobdoola]

@TheSuperchris9 try doing it with your backpack on ;)

[ym54444]

@TheSuperchris9 yea but can you do that Technic with a back-pack on your shoulder?

[anotherhappyasianboy]

@TheSuperchris9 with a backpack on?

[GuiltySpark4312]

@TheSuperchris9 why did you tell me that now ill be trying it for hafe any hour

[lolocig125]

@TheSuperchris9 40 people tried this and confirmed it works

[OhShootKid]

@TheSuperchris9

douchebag....I actually tried it

[Player5xx]

@OhShootKid and it does work if you do it right

/watch?v=QVYiHI4cGlE

[anotherhappyasianboy]

@TheSuperchris9 with a backpack on?

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@TheSuperchris9 but he couldn't have took his backpack off, took off his shirt, and put the backpack back on that fast

[AssOffSpades]

@TheSuperchris9 Now try with a backpack lol

[EpicHatParty]

Amir shaved his nipples!

[pinupjess1]

amirs chest hair looks like a heart

[cuteguyholy]

thumbs up here, thumbs up there

PISSES ME OFF! I DONT KNOW WHY BUT GOOD GOD EARN URE GOD DAMN THUMBS AND NOT ASK FOR EM!!!

[ExceedingStudios]

LAUGH!

[juhjared]

If you're gonna use Jake and Amir twice in one title, just use one.

If you're gonna use Jake and Amir twice in one title, just use one.

[TheRedwolf11]

@juhjared If you don't know that the first one appears automatically if its actually in a show on YouTube and they put the second one so people picking it out of the suggestions and insist on posting that stupid fucking comment, just get off the YouTube.

[juhjared]

@TheRedwolf11 I'm sorry, you don't understand the joke. I forgot the episode where they broke two of Jake's monitors to seal the agreement. So, the joke originated from there and you obviously haven't seen it yet.

[mof4k1999]

@juhjared whats that from?

[JoshLikeCrazy]

@juhjared ya copied

[JDDragon2009]

@juhjared if your gonna use the same re-used joke twice, just use it once.

...

What? I'm NOT saying it twice!

[destddub]

@juhjared Ugg i've seen this same type of comment on Jake and Amir videos like 5 times and i reeeeeeally dont get it! is it from a vid r something? Someone PLEASE TELL ME!! Im going crazzzzy!!!



[ZombieDoctor1969]

@destddub Watch Hardly Working: 60's day

[supermido1995]

@juhjared i dont get it

[anne413able]

where is amirs nipple-hair??:O

[meglisious]

did amir try and put the batman symbol on his chest?

[EmmaInCandyland]

LAUGH! xD

[SuperJudgeable]

I have the same Nalgene as Jake!

[Mypikachu58]

He smashed two cologne bottles against his body and no cuts?

[lolocig125]

why do every youtuber want us to watch the videos in their webpages? I want to watch this in fucking youtube so stop annoying me with the anotations!!

[TheSuperdxhbk]

@cphil2405 aprills fool

[CPhil2405]

what's that episode of jake and amir when amir pulls down jake's zip while he is talking to sarah?

[horseluva4lyf]

@CPhil2405 April's fool

[TheMLVideos]

"Stop! That's... so many spritzes!"

[Amazinisity]

@TheMLVideos

How insightful.

[cpianoman1980]

pit to chesty..plug for axe

[JLdude87]

its funny cuz its true

[koen075zaanstad]

i always do a spray on both my wrests behind me ears in my hair and on my neck

me smeel delecious :3

[InnaFire]

@CJproductions226 He's very styling

[immortalindian22]

wow, that was fucking fast lol

[DarkShippoX]

his backpack stayed on wth?

[carlsm95]

@CJproductions226 He looks like a total douche thumbs up if you agree

[camerabox1]

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[kickscatsFORfun]

lol. Press 3 repedetly.

[bubbays]

why is jake dressed like a huge douchebag

[rundown38]

Probaly noone gonna read or care about this, But if only get 1 person to read it i feel it's worth it. I'm trying to be a Pokemon Trainer like a million else... I'm maybe no diffrent yet, but it would mean the world to me to get a decent following on youtube my mom will let me buy a Magic Carp to become a trainer! If you ever read this, please give me a "THUMBS UP" so other people can see this message too. it's so simple to maybe make my dream come true. :)) thank you very much!

[ubernuber804]

@rundown38 what does this have to pokemon I agree with shishizoomboom why do you guys hate him he is actually right POKEMON dont exist dumbass your mom wont buy you a red fish that splashes and farts all day god dude nobody even like POKEMON its stupid like if you through leaves and grass at people they die and if yo spit on them they die my god its retarded and I DO Mean mentally challenged

[rundown38]

@ubernuber804 its a joke

[foreverabro]

@ubernuber804 man wait to put a kid's dream down... you surely must be from team rocket

[rundown38]

Probaly noone gonna read or care about this, But if only get 1 person to read it i feel it's worth it. I'm trying to be a Pokemon Trainer like a million else... I'm maybe no diffrent yet, but it would mean the world to me to get a decent following on youtube my mom will let me buy a Magic Carp to become a trainer! If you ever read this, please give me a "THUMBS UP" so other people can see this message too. it's so simple to maybe make my dream come true. :)) thank you very much!

[ShiShiZoomBoom]

@rundown38 -.- You don't need ANY thumbs up to have a "decent following", plus, Pokemon -DOESN'T- exist, so it's IMPOSSIBLE to be a trainer, get that through your head. Magic Carp? Magic? Really? No carp is "magic", it's just a carp ... You would be an ANIMAL trainer, NOT a Pokemon trainer. And another thing, I've seen over twenty-four of these and none of which are even remotely true. Pfft... Well this has been fun. Buhbai now.

[RememberNobleReach]

@ShiShiZoomBoom Just let the kid have his dreams.

[rundown38]

@ShiShiZoomBoom its a joke dummy

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

@ShiShiZoomBoom wow you're dumb.

[ShiShiZoomBoom]

@TheAnnoyingThing1915 Actually, you thought I was serious, making you the dumb one. o:

[werecracker]

@ShiShiZoomBoom Shut up, He can be the very best, like no one ever was!

[koen075zaanstad]

@ShiShiZoomBoom why so serious?

[Dan95]

I totally agree to disagree with you, and I also had much fun having an educated conversation with you, opposed to most youtubers who will resort to swearing, your momma jokes, and nonsense.

[jonskymonsky]

I've been a College Humor fan since the jump. Love these guys.

[sant1to]

Lmmfaoooo

[TheAlchemist46]

Where did you even learned that technique?

Youtube tutorial!

xD

[qermfree]

This is horrible.

[schlecht13]

....Jake's dog tags....

[Belindaaa27]

I love Jake and Amir! :) hilarious.

[AnimeDoode]

this is more annoying than funny

[brandonman052]

blacknasty... lml

[JCarter0386]

Press...

1: Good morning, I

2: Did exactly what you told me to do,

3: and I slipped and fell chest first,

4: on another friggin bottle, ok? And did a few more spritzes!

5: That's so many spritzes! Yeah, exactly,

6: That's mirrors. LAUGH!

7: I'm on your side... Alright, let me talk,

8: Stop with the active listening!

[mrincredible26]

holy fuck that was fast!

[Bluebirdley]

haha nalgene bottle in the backround.....

[cianw10]

I can really relate to Amir...

[SNAnocxkai]

"that was fast" <---- here you put "thats what she said" :P lmao

[donfocker]

@SNAnocxkai not funny. you're gay. please die.

[SNAnocxkai]

@donfocker Wow trolling? OK son but as long i get to watch you hang your self.

[TheNMCLOUGHLIN]

lynx exite buddies :D

[xXJRD913Xx]

But now there are 2 problems.

1. you took it too far- He went from trying to be cool by

smoking a cig to stabbing Jake and putting shit on him.

2. you did it for too long- Nowadays, 90% of videos have him

as hostile and violent etc. it’s getting repetitive, you need to mix it up.

Please consider restoring the balance by making more

pathetic amir episodes, like the old ones.

[dakillaiskewl]

@xXJRD913Xx

or...u can stop complaining and enjoy what they show us? xD

[xXJRD913Xx]

Now that I have your attention- by posting the first

comment- I will say what i wanna say. I think you need to make Amir less

annoying/ hostile and more pathetic like the old days. Anyone who has followed

your show since it started can see a change in his personality. At first it was

really great and funny when you started making him all defensive and aggressive.

It was fresh and it seemed natural that on certain days he would be different, in

a more annoying mood.

[SweetBushHousewives]

Fun...we .like you guys!

[ChicoRiono]

I live in cologne

[kingjoog]

where is episode 13?

[Pollyform01]

Good morning i said! hahaha

[TheShazang]

Take the sticker off your hat, I don't care what size your head is Jake.

[TheJammal1]

@TheShazang he shouldnt even be wearing a new era hat anyway

[holleyvet]

I see that Amir finally shaved his long nipple hair...

[mellowman1024]

i actually went to look for that tutorial......

[TakeOverYouTvbe]

@mellowman1024 me too but idk what that tutorial is called

[roxmysoxify]

I JUST WATCHED EVERY JAKE AND AMIR!

[Scortch072]

so amir is in harold in kumar... apocalypse soon?

[alexmol1231]

Jake: 'I'm on your side'

Amir: 'Me too.'

lmao xD

[TheGrandmastercash]

came to youtube to listen to 1 song seen jake and amir in recommended, clicked on it saying in my head just one video. I have now watched 23 videos.

[TrickyOnePhD]

YOutube tutorial lmao

[theDECENTswe]

Oh, lol, I thought it was going to be a joke about Jake's clothes :D!

[Squireeee]

why never 720p?

[Krashtray]

I just watched the entire season all 212.... time to sleep

[cheesesteakphilly]

Probably smells like a hardcore douche or euro trash dude at the nightclub...or mall.