The Grabowskis - The Daily News

[ricarleite]

What if David Lynch directed the half in the Bag crew in a sitcom? This is the result!

[spaik007]

this is gold dont let assholes put you down

[AwesomeCoasters]

This made me laugh to tears 6 times in total. Mike, you are brilliant YOU HEAR?

[apcreed]

Haha. Man this killed me. Make a new season of this.

[johncocktosensen]

You guys are getting deep here. I think Cliff would be better off if he eased up on that johnny walker red. Too much barleycorn and your head'll spin right off.

[generation1313]

Part 2: Yet with each excited announcement of news that he proclaims to his love, she condescendingly bursts his fragile bubble. And each time she does this, it invariably leads to a schizophrenic episode involving an unsympathetic audience, laughing at his torment and humiliation. As the laugh track becomes surreally lower and slower, It seems almost inevitable that he is going to murder his wife. Yet he tries one more time, announcing that the titanic sank (symbolizing his world). Sympathy!

[generation1313]

Part 1: This work delves into the psyche of a young schizophrenic man. Though he is married, he clearly feels alienated from everyone around him, despite being in a seemingly calm marriage. This tragic duality is symbolized subtly by the fact that his wife's hair is dyed in a pink punk rock fashion, yet she is doing the most normal of kitchen work. He requires sympathy and identification from the world, or at least his wife. (Continued in Part 2)

[Knightmessenger]

Is the wife the same girl who played the woman kidnapped by Mr. Plinkett in the Star Wars reviews?

Wish you lived closer to Detroit, I'd want to be in everyone of your films.

[BobSlydell100]

Thanks for posting this. My kind of humor.

[jetflock]

you people are crazy. all his videos are great. nice and strange.

[diogeneslaertius666]

OMG IT DID!?

[zcxvasdfqwer1234]

Ya'll this isn't meant to be a real sitcom. Its called creativity. Stop trying to fit this into your cookie cutter ideas of entertainment and see it for what it is.

[No3225]

i dont get it

and i am like realy realy smart

[inkstar82]

I really liked your star wars, avatar review and even got intrigued by your star trek reviews but This simply misses the mark, I understand you are making fun of sitcoms, the dialog,the one liners, the "witty" music and the mind numbing Que. laughter so everybody knows when the funny is going on. Still don't find this fun to watch and it degrades you as an artist. I think deleting these stupid fucking videos and focusing on what you do best will help you more than keeping them on your portfolio.

[joneserooni]

Indeed, very Rabbits-esque. I love how his significant other knows the exact number of years since Lincoln's assassination.

[porcorosso81]

Seems we have a David Lynch fan here! ;)

[RussFx]

Behold, the most intelligent man in film history. No sarcasm..

[AWESOME90002]

Do you earn $400,000 an episode and beat your wife on Christmas Day?

[Fuzzy192006]

David Lynch's Rabbits.

[TheUTFilmCommittee]

just what i was thinkin dude

[nickismindbullets]

Jesus Christ that was bad XD

[moleman124]

yeah this "episode" itself sucked. but it's meant to, thats the joke :P

Ya only get this joke once you read the description and know who Andy Kauffman is :P

[Kyrandos]

this is funny?

[ChaoticSouls]

I liked it wouldn't say it's funny though

[howtoplanaparty]

Any how I'm goin back to the review of the 2nd movin picture now, I think "first contact"?

[howtoplanaparty]

If you want to do a sitcom, I won't say give up, but you have a lon way to go before you get it right. One thin I'll give you, the laughter sounded genuine. I automatically shut off any show that has canned laughter. Also, the actors are definitely usable. I would put the mike up and their voices down, get some real dialogue and a plot. Whom did I hear o late, complainin about lack of decent plot?

[RedLetterMedia]

This is all horrrrrrribly tongue in cheek if you didn't get it. I normally don't like sitcoms at all. It's satire of them and of internet shows. It started out (in season one) as 5 second long episodes for internet users with no attention span. It bloomed beyond that, but has always remained very tongue in cheek and intentionally bad/dry. It's all for a very select audience, mainly me. Lecturing me on the "plot" to the Grabowskis is comical in itself. You shouldn't be so quick to judge.

[howtoplanaparty]

I'm tryin to help you to find a way to make a good production, I'm not tryin to put you down at all, that is not my bent, nor my way.

[RedLetterMedia]

Shazaaaam!

[howtoplanaparty]

Red: The actors, diction, and sound are good. The production is lame. If your clone did a review of it, can you imagine that, which he would say? Please do a real sketch or skit, I think it your fans will tell you how to make it work, even if the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th effort doesn't please us.

Personally, rather than the rockabilly swing instrumental, I would prefer "Popeye The Sailor Man" by Huey Piano Smith and the Clowns, but that is just I, not that it was any wron choice.

[howtoplanaparty]

Hey, Red, I apologize, you are right. I have such an itchy "trigger finger", or keyboard hand. I didn't realize that the Grabowskis pre-existed your parody. You must be an intuitive person. For me, the lesson here is that God often speaks to us even from the seeminly most adverse of sources. I don't mean that you are adverse, but now I realize, even the most offensive adversary might tell me somethin, that I need to realize.

[Pentross]

@howtoplanaparty Wha?

[ScruffyGit]

@howtoplanaparty You sir, are and idiot :)

[spurnthemuse]

Pray tell, how you measure that, from this conversation? My understandin, the term means someone of 80 IQ. Maybe you use a different definition, that I don't know about. Please be scientific, not flippant, impertinent, nor dismissive.

[diogeneslaertius666]

@RedLetterMedia you forgot to say....now get back in the basement and plan my pizza roll party

[howtoplanaparty]

This didn't seem to go through the first time: The sound and diction are clear, that is a huge plus. I think, with decent plot and dialogue, you might be able to get somethin goin. But now you have the karma of criticism comin back to you from the star trek endeavours. Incidental, music, or background music, can help a lot. Research shows that sound matters more, unconsciously, to audiences, than visual. The number 1 show recently, CSI, listen to their fine resonant voices w deep overtones.

[RedLetterMedia]

And what language are you being translated from?

PS - I want to plan a party, can you tell me how?

[Max1JB]

@RedLetterMedia Either he really didn't get it or he made an attempt to copy your sense of humor, I guess.

[howtoplanaparty]

You have a real knack or talent for voices, for soundin like many different people, the way mel blanc did, only not so silly. That is a resource, if you want to use it.

[porcorosso81]

It seems you haven't understood one single word he was trying to tell you.

[howtoplanaparty]

@porco: I wumbie sapprized.

@scruffy Git: couldn't answer my question?

[sublimeade]

@howtoplanaparty you are a fucking retard if you dont get what he's doing.

[mack24seven]

I'll send you some pizza rolls if you don't put off the reviews ...

[finnobrit1]

He's got our attention, now he's going to use it to promote his own films. That makes sense.

Then if people stop paying attention... bam, another review!

At least, that's my theory. :-)

[vidclown]

See you in 16-24 months, Mr. Andy Kaufman

[straker454]

AWESOME! I always DID hate those reviews anyway! This show ROCKS! =D

[straker454]

Fuck you ALL for hating my comment!

Also, sarcasm is a bitch to the retarded!

[captain5enterprise]

why did this comment get thumbed- down so much????

[straker454]

I don't know, XD I thought it was funny, but apparently everyone only finds the movie reviews funny to such a degree that they will negative any comment about not liking the movie reviews XP

[howtoplanaparty]

I haven't seen the vid yet, but I gave you a thum up, just to be contrary.

[straker454]

Well, it's not like I actually DO hate the reviews but then again Red Letter i think was making a joke anyway so i thought it was funny. *shrugs* I just guess there are way too many stupid people on this site. XD

[howtoplanaparty]

I wouldn't limit it to "site"

[straker454]

Good point! How about "i guess there are way too many stupid people on the internet" ...makes me wonder how they ever managed to figure out how to log on but...

[howtoplanaparty]

Oops

[howtoplanaparty]

I haven't watched the vid yet, but I gave to you a thumb up, just to be contrary.

[Reagusmage]

Wait what? This has to be a joke, your reviews are hilarious and you have created a unique and humorous character out of that, please don't abandon it for this.

I shall literally pay you money to fund marriage costs for the near future, as well as all the pizza roll's you can eat if you stick with the reviews.

[Kleavers]

Concur.

[nineinchtaint]

@Reagusmage I shall literally pay you money to shut your pretentious dirty whore face

[Reagusmage]

@nineinchtaint Did you honestly just reply to my year old comment with a childish insult?

Funny thing was it was me and others who voiced our opinions to do more reviews which led to this channel becoming viral like we all hoped it would, so he would get the attention he deserved :)

Anything else you care to add in a mature and constructive way nineinchtaint?

[nineinchtaint]

@Reagusmage I'll say it a bit slower so your slow mind might have a chance to grasp it I shall literally pay you money to shut your pretentious dirty whore face

[Reagusmage]

@nineinchtaint That would be a no then :) And you can't "say" text slower when posting a comment you R-tard lol

I honestly have no idea what your problem is, but I still find it fucking hilarious that you can't come up with a less childish and unoriginal comment, AND that you replied to something a year old xD haha

[nineinchtaint]

@Reagusmage It's not going to be so funny when I tongue fuck your dad's anus (no homo)

[schradww00]

No reviews in the mean time? :-(

[ob1benji1]

no more review? noooooooo!!!!!

[Kalaida]

"a process which could take anywhere from 16 to 24 months."

Let me guess. Someone finally caught you in regards to your wife's death and Bambi's apparent suicide, but you just happen to win the jackpot and use the money to bribe the ever so corrupt government officials to get your sentence reduced to a year and a half to two years.

Oh, well. Enjoy your "pizza roll"less stay at prison old man!

[Domcrad]

Mother of God I hope that is a joke.

[cuntscab555]

i like the ones where he goes crazy