Let's Play Conker's Pocket Tales (01- Intro)

[MetalGearWelkin]

man this game stumped me sooo hard as a kid:P It was one of my first gameboy games, and is pretty close to my heart. I'm glad to see someone did an LP of it. Cheers mate :)

[TheTurtleNamedFil]

I had to mute this video after 60 seconds of the commentary

[THEReverendMaxwell]

Your commentary is shit and you aren't funny. :)

[cuteangel545]

Im 15 and i feel so old for some reason for playing this when i was young

[TehKrakerzGuy]

I played this when I was like 7, some kid got it for my birthday and I really didn't like it. And then I found Conker's Bad Fur Day years later and it made me go "FUCK YEAH!!!"

[charleysparks]

There....is....no great mighty poo...who is going to throw his shit at you.....

[5757Gamer]

this sucks

[TheMhn5]

thats no tthe conker from my childhood

[GameTuneMaster]

I think it's stupid making the sequel to something innocent like this the f*cked up game Bad Fur Day is.

[YellowLickilickyXL]

@GameTuneMaster You have a point there. Unaware parents may have bought their children a game strictly for adults (a good game, but a seriously filthy game that's not for kids on any level). I think if Conker ever comes to the Wii, he should be family friendly again.

P.S. I don't think CBFD is one of the best games ever although a lot of people say so. Spyro 3, Pokemon Platinum, and Zelda: Ocarina of Time outbeat it by a long shot.

[Phillip8981]

@GameTuneMaster

F*** you

[gerardogallegos26]

Where can I buy this game

[DaColdFlash]

lol i typed in worst let's play and this vid showed up

[haon7272w]

how, wha? i.. I thought this was an m rated game

[T00KAH]

@haon7272w This one is rated E actually.

[djaevlenselv]

@haon7272w

you're probably thinking of Bad Fur Day

[jes9044]

still find it funny how rare made this from E to M rated

[dfx987]

It's hillarious how just about every "Let's Play" video sucks. It's like the equivalent of what an NC-17 film in a theatre means to that film's sales

[FluffyCloudsandCats]

I prefer chocolates to refill energy.

[TheJackson4eva]

WOW they went from a loving little squirrel to a badass killing machine

[Thesquirrelguy45]

@TheJackson4eva ...............SWEET!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[CatMario100]

Berry is AWESOME in this game. Deal with it.

[KinggyEgg]

@animedude89732 Rare explained that in Bad Fur Day conker was an adult, and in DK Racing he was a child, and he is 12 years old or so in this game, so they were not as ''developed'' so making berri not as ''hot'' in this game.

[Wyrmses]

To be honest, I think that voice is adorable.

[jglwba]

I thought that the highest rated comment was pretty harsh, but when i heard his voice I thought it was so fucking annoying.

[Pein228]

Bien ya va este juego pal GAME BOY nomas que no allo ese pinche juego en ningún lado lo he buscado demasiado soy fan de CONKER me he comprado el NINTENTO 64 el XBOX el PSP y porsierto conker esta en caset en E.U pero no allo ese conker de GAME BOY

[The14Pugs]

I love the shit-brown graphics.

[papichino5]

Ummmmmmmmm pretty gay

[TehKablam98]

@papichino5 How does a game have a sexuality?

[raptorinator]

And then WAR HAPPENS AND HE KILLS A GIRL AND KILLS AN ALIEN AND SHOOTS ZOMBIES!

[krypto113]

You are such a ridiculous whore. I hate you so much...

[Warzel258]

how did the fudge did this game go to this then bloody & gory rated m games

[KinggyEgg]

Lol, who knew that in a little while he would be a gun shooting, swearing, furry bastard

[rayfanman]

Heyheyhey, those mushroom thingys....where have i seen something like them before.....ummm...oh those living mushrooms without arms on Monkey Hero. What were they called again?

Anyway, catchy music? Catchy music gets stuck in your brain. I have a song stuck in my head from conkers bad fur day, you wanna know? Guess. Got it? No? Want a clue? Let me sing something from that song: I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO. got it now?

[HamtaroSonicHedgehog]

@animedude89732: She's basiclly just chibi cute in this one. :3 and she would have been like this also in Conker Quest 64,or the other title name for that game,which did not happen since Conker was retooled into a Mature Game. :3

[Arran64]

If only this game knew what the future would hold for Conker...

[Hypersonadow400]

@NikoSilver18 It's called a LET'S PLAY. You're suppose to give commentary. If you don't want any commentary look up a walkthrough and stop being an idiot.

[NikoSilver18]

dude just shut up and play the game!!

[titanicpiano14]

Check out my rendition of Just Visiting on piano!

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

u should have put the initails BFD for bad fur day :3

[Luffymon88]

why can't you finish this LP?

[PrinceAppalling]

@animedude89732 That's because tits can't be pixelated

[Andrewiimovies]

twat

[dnotaro0]

Berri was killed this game is lieing she died inbad fur day

[puppetking82]

@dnotaro0 bad fur day comes after this

[GeraldStudios2]

Why is he called Conker?

[grnblt1]

0:25-0:27 it sounds like you said "Conker's F*ckin' Tales" lol.

[boondockschop30]

hold on hold on wait a second! so why they make an M version for xbox and N64, but they make a gay faggiety gameboy version? that's f**ked up.

[GeraldStudios2]

@boondockschop30 Conker grewth!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@boondockschop30 This was the first game Conker starred in. He was originally a kid friendly character but Rare canned that idea (thank god)

[antony763]

@boondockschop30

other way around

[linktheherooftime12]

i have no initials

[MEGAMAN7659]

conkers are horse chesnuts.

[CelenaGirl1]

i wish they had 2 conkers at least make conker M for like conker mature and put it under his name, while put E for everyone on most conker games. i think it'd be better that way.

[MissingnoTheGreat]

You're younger than most LPers, that or you have a rather high voice for your age.

[DragonBunni]

actually "conkers" aren't acorns. they're buckeyes.

[Mugenzor]

God damn this game was so scary when I was a kid.

[ivancastillo08]

so rare thinked that he was not going to be intended for kids they wanted him to be intended for adults

[ivancastillo08]

i know is just that a mature game and first game was rated E for a gameboy i dunno

[ivancastillo08]

was the conker games rated M? weird how they made a rated E one

[abrahamstudios]

well i geuss thats why they call conker conker and the slingshot a catapult

[Vianerd1]

YOU MAKE CONKER SAD, EVIL ACORN MAN.

Conker looks cute running around on all fours.

Also that sound when collecting the present is the same sound as getting an extra life in Donkey Kong Land!

Wooo, I'm so smart. 8D

[shwamgamez]

your voice is awsome,you would make a great narrorator

[STEFANROCKER23]

Man I wish I could finish this game but my save function broke when I had it about 2 weeks...

[Wrapmaster1000]

WHY EVIL ACORN MAN WHY!!!!!!

[axel4789]

Evil Acorn man made Conker sad!!! >:(

[johneymute]

if rare just made 1 version wich is splitted into sections to make it just compatible with other gameboy,s,like once running it on a old gb,that it runs in b&w,and once running it on gbc,that it just adds the needed colors,this to save costs and to avoid the massage that all data will lost once runnung it on another system overtimes.

[SUPERMARIOSONICX]

Your voice sounds a bit goofy and young, also funny. Did you ever consider being a voice actor for a cartoon character? Audition for Simba!!! Jk.

[Dawngaward0110]

@SUPERMARIOSONICX Agreed with the wise man above.

[RupeeLord]

what was the key for?

[iammadrightnow]

Fun Fact: Conkers bad fur day was meant to end with conker going up to a mirror, start crying, pull out a gun then black screen then *gunshot* but they took it out because it isn't fitting because they were making a sequel conkers other bad day. it's about the tediz war and conker dies in the beginning.

[iammadrightnow]

but then microsoft bought rare and microsoft said, "Duuurrrr this sequel sucks let's make a remake."

[optimusprime209]

so. befor they used chocolate in bad fur day and live and reloaded. they used acorns? well the makes sense. he is a rodent.

[FREEofVEGETABLES]

I miss that classic...

[lilone890]

The block puzzle they copyed from goof trupe game for the old old style Ninendo XD

[molemanninethousand]

WTF MOST random opening ever! They're just standing there and then a cake slides towards them and it explodes and an acorn comes out and steals Berri! Talk about random.

[10truefreak01]

I want this game.

[skyrunner14]

Does anyone but me think this is simply a Game Boy port of the unreleased Conker 64?

[mariofan130]

wow i guess thats why they had conker live and reloaded for XBOX because nintendo kicked rare out of company and rare started working for microsoft

[gunde30]

Microsoft offered them money.

[InfernalXpression]

lol awesome review..for some reason it took me longer to get past this part of the review about 7 years ago lmao

[StuffJunkers]

What you should have said was "It stars a certain hero before he hit puberty" That would've been amusing

[cyberhoodlum]

Yes, but in a good way.

[cyberhoodlum]

Yes, indeed. "Conker" is the British term for "nut".

[JCV226]

Conker IS a nut.

[ScorpionLuigi]

thank god conker went better on N64

[meowman117]

i love it rare hates nintendo even when they worked for them in conker for the N64 the intro was conker cutting a N64 logo in half with a chainsaw.... greatest intro ever

[JakAndDaxter5]

uh no, RARE doesn't hate Nintendo

[Cubivore10]

That's Berrie!?

[pandadbz1]

lol evil acorn man

[mariods91]

My friend gave me that game today the graphics and gameplay are not good but still good for an old game.

[MewMewJoanna]

I think after a giant acorn destroys your cake and scares the crap out of your guests, your birthday's pretty much ruined anyway, so what is the point of this? lol

[DogOfWar01]

Evil acorns they ruin parties

[MewMewJoanna]

oh yes those evil acorns, you have to watch out for them.

[starsiegeRoks]

totally

an evil acorn stole my squirrel to!

[smartdude9519]

this game is all inocent but the other conker games are one of the most badass games ive played.wow!

[kl4969]

damn i wish i could do a french accent..

nice job, as usual

[vivisdarksidevids]

hehe I loved this game, I'll enjoy watching an LP of it, you have a nice voice aswell which makes it better =D

[MetalSanke]

COnker looks like he could be Tails' cousin. lol

[kutterkirby]

Before he became...

You know..

[HeavensFrogman]

I had this game... if there was a bigger switch in attitudes for a video game character, it's not coming to my head at the moment...

[xwdishere]

I would've thought the birthday party would've been ruined as soon as the giant anthropomorphic acorn burst out of the cake; so why try to salvage it after everyone's already been scarred for life? I can understand trying to save the birthday, but the birthday party is toast.

[Fishyboy632000000]

For a moment I thought you were going to do Conker's Bad Fur Day. That would have been... interesting.

[Rainiac666]

Confirmation ho!

"Conkers" are the name given to the 'fruit' of horse-chestnut trees. So yeah, they're chestnuts basically...

Also, this LP is going to rock. Keep it up myrle!

[Quadraxis14]

rofl XD this looks to be promising!

[afterthesirens]

I love games that break the third wall via referencing controls :-)

Most notoriously, Metal Gear Series