Aziz Ansari Adopts A Kid

[avenger813]

awww great its that extremly unfunny indian guy....

[kuudez]

@avenger813 .........what did you say, aziz is a beaut

[supersapiencirca1983]

@avenger813 pretty sure dude is american...

[avenger813]

@supersapiencirca1983 same difference

[Theatrefreakk1234]

:O thats the dude from 30 minutes or less! AWESOME!

[miyatps]

@Theatrefreakk1234 and Human Giant :D

[DimitriusG31]

WHerees WALLACE!>!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[BigCheezbrgr]

half ass acting... hmmm...

[StellarNoire]

I could not laugh at all. I felt so bad for the kid...

[Sebretary]

Aziz is better than this

[mojomonkeymilkshake]

That is sad but dope

[JACKMAN9988]

i would not mind being adopted by him

[0207rayray]

LMAO XD

[Gangstal0ve]

Hahahhahaha i died at the ending

[redryderbbguy]

Owe my fingy! Haha

[SgtPepper303]

Kid reminds me of Muhammad Ali

[sucramsanders]

this is fucked up and funny at the same time

[nonlineark]

the kid looks like Blake Griffen

[celticrealness]

@nonlineark lmfao

[syrupticious]

"That girl would totally fuck you!" lmfaooooooo

[Rhobinson1993]

Mini Blake Griffin!



[kuneen]

Tommy looks like a young Blake Griffin

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

xD a turkey sanwhich

[shukla714]

Fuck you Harris

[DutchPrisoner]

When does the humor part come?

[aixledizon]

So Aziz Ansari is Blake Griffin's dad ... seems legit.

[funnywhiteroots]

Where's Wallace, Tommy!

[SteelersK36]

This is exactly what would happen.

[JDreamM23]

Why the fuck does this have so many dislikes? This is hilarious!!

[pandora3579]

You look like a sad version of this kid.

[MrGlitchthis]

I fucking hate Jay Z. Fuck the jigga man.

[YourVagIsMine]

fender guy. good cause gibson sucks lol even in rockband

[Romkunis]

IS THAT EVA MENDES!? I WANNA!

[YourVagIsMine]

@Romkunis how do you not know what eva mendes looks like....

[MrGlitchthis]

@YourVagIsMine Is she the one that played on that new show as Al Bundy's wife?

[Romkunis]

@YourVagIsMine i do know, and thats why i am asking, because her voice is alike and from that angle it looks like her but i am not sure, dude, how you not know what eva mendes looks like? :P

[YourVagIsMine]

@Romkunis ill give you the angle but i dont know about the voice haha.. but im sure we can just all agree that eva is fine as hell! :D

[Ammo1174]

you can't watch 5 seasons of the wire in one day, there's literally not enough time

[tomherohogan]

whos the cute girl in this video

[bendy177]

i almost cried at the end of this

[ScottZapper]

yeah i never watched the wire

[wombles17]

Why so many dislikes??

[falker08dude]

well im going to buy a lexus

[elmowithyaagain]

thats not funny.

[PaulFuckinCarroll]

Is that Blake Griffin?

[mchoppy]

love this guy funny bastard

[xmrcopo]

What a great father...

[dc3ac]

who the hell put my autobiography on the internet?!

[killercommercial]

if you want a genuine laugh look at my channel :)

[akulshi]

aww your so cute in your tuxedo... See Tommy that girl would totally fuck you.

[metru2222]

kid looks like a ginger blake griffen

[vboytan]

this is hilarious!

[DrSprinklez]

My screens all  sticky! AGH!

[nickpulgarin]

[insert video quote here]

[roflowned1023]

Tommy = baby BLAKE GRIFFIN

[NMbluestormtothemax]

is that real?

[snigidydigidy]

hey chill the internet is not only for fat people anymore .....

[UndeadGamer17]

is this kid a fat and short blake griffin?

[DistantCityLight]

"its a turkey sandwich. no carbs."

[TehUltimateSnake]

It's Blake Griffin!

[pizzaplanet121]

the wire is one of the best shows of all time and it will teach tommy about business, money, and power.

[themdamnwheaties]

I'm afraid I'm not black.

[manuelcamachojr]

@themdamnwheaties Whatever dude, leave me alone I have better things to do than this crapy conv.

[themdamnwheaties]

@manuelcamachojr Well, I'll be honest and say I don't. But seeing as you do, why do you keep replying?

[philhealy127]

...Blake Griffin?

[microman159357]

looks like a fat blake griffin!

[MissMarthaBurns]

AWWWWW Aziz is so cute!

[MrScooterpro777]

its kida fucked up



[Imdede85]

Lmao!! Love aziz!!!!

[toastychicken321]

was anyone elses add in spanish?

[bizzlebizzle1994]

Why was he drinking? Ooooh, he's in America...

[mitchfromyuma]

i wish aziz would adopt meeeeee

[tenspoonsofspin]

I am so fuckin' sick of the stupid country music awards ad. No body watches that shit except racists and dumb ass weepy bitches who think Taylor Swift is relevant.

[Yntixithy]

Everybody loves the jigga man.

[Th3NoButt3r]

@Yntixithy Everybody but Tommy.

[MultiRatrat]

who is aziz

[MultiRatrat]

throw teh frisbee... a-ight that's enogh o taht

[bzmotoninja83]

@manuelcama​chojr .... dont be a douche, go get a job and stop being a youtube whore. stupid little bitch.

[harliette]

Don't give him bread or pet?

[LootFragg]

Volume adjustment disorder.

[mookie9439]

Tgis is sad and funny bexus is an orphan

[sesshomarurox]

whoa, what a battle on this video... :/ this comment war was a duzy, sometimes people should just know to quit when literally EVERYONE on the comments section has said they hate them >.< ANYWAYS! I normally love Aziz Azari, but this video just made me sad :( poor kid.

[TheMpo1986]

Desease im sorry is sooo funny!

[xenophobiaist]

it doesnt offend me it makes me sad...

[snak3145]

I don't like Jay zee =l

[Okks]

Aziz, would you adopt a 21 year old son?

[TheCriminalSporadic]

Now you see people, the entertainment isn't in the video's it's in the comments section

[babiiviet]

The kid is such a cutie!

[ericmatrix1]

Hey Tommy, WHERE'S WALLACE! WHERE'S WALLACE TOMMY?!

[clint0374]

he locks the doors as he drives off lol

[manuelcamachojr]

@DUPERMAN99 well first I think you need to get a life. Second tell your mom to get a surgery in her C. U. N. T. cause she is the QUEEN of the W. H. O. R. E. S. and you probably love to get a 14 inches D. I. C. K. in your Ass that is why probably you are defending that stupid "comedian" maybe you want him to F. U. C. K. your tunel hole.

[Mehtaphorical]

@manuelcamachojr Wow, 14 inches? What a flattering comment, I'm sure it'd make Mr. Ansari blush to read it :p

[nickalos44]

@manuelcamachojr wow you really fucking suck at comebacks. I mean, dude if your going to give a shitty comeback you might as well not say anything at all and let everything pass.

[manuelcamachojr]

@nickalos44 I dont mind to answer back I love to see what the ignorants and jerks like to say about my comments. they are way more stupid because they are the ones that are writing shit about a simple comment i made about Aziz Ansari because i really dont think he is funny at all.

[Akiithebest]

@manuelcamachojr too bad you dont have a sense of humour.. it would really help! Aziz is fucking awesome

[bzmotoninja83]

Manualwhathefuckeveryourbeaner­name is, just because he is not a "LOPEZ" or a "MENCIA" DONT MEAN HE ISNT FUNNY. I almost shit my self the first time I saw any of his shit on TV. Also, sorry to hear your mom got dusted. Too bad you walked in on it.

[manuelcamachojr]

@bzmotoninja83 no sorry to hear you dont have a life either, and about your family i heard you mom adopted you cause they found you next to a sewer? and all your family have sex with each other cause nobody want to touch them because they have lepra and lupus so sorry to hear that about your disgusting family.

[Schwerics]

Saw the word Aziz and i thought this was going to be a Zyzz video :(

[coolsvilleowner]

he seems like a pleasant young lad (aziz im talking about)

[tomfoolery58]

aziz ansari's a g

[cefReconPaintBall]

you can adopt me

[TheSolstice777]

It's a joke. But not a funny joke.

[RoiReiT]

yeah he can't act. sorry.

[kmanextravideos]

wtf

[SpentAgesMakinMyName]

The scene wit the whiskey was awesome XD

[yojje]

kid looks like a young blake griffin

[tmantonym]

Haha, I actually felt sorry for the kid!

[redsox95100]

why the fuck are there so many dislikes? i mean this videos pretty funny, not the funniest ever, but better then most youtube videos, yet this one has like 1/3 dislikes, while most have idk like 1/10 of the bar red

[WoWZ3r]

@redsox95100 because people get butt hurt over the ending

[Neilcrazy]

Aziz Ansari called him Jason (the Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers) because he's better than Tommy (the Green/White Ranger)

[theytookmyjob95]

@Neilcrazy why do you know this or better yet why the fuck do you care?

[ShootEmUpStar]

@Neilcrazy no he's not. Tommy had the flute. Nobody can beat the flute.

[sikada]

damn, that was whack

[Ace4929]

poor kid

[wildcat4eva]

"Hey Tommy Where's Wallace Where's Wallace Tommy!?" lmao classic Aziz

[athomas313]

did you see that?.....that girl would totally fuck you! ahahahaha

[FrankFrankFrankB]

I bet to Aziz actually adopted this guy.

[bkuz132]

The AD volume and the actual video's volume are way different.

[ThePokeyPictures]

this was dark

[manuelcamachojr]

NOT FUNNY he is not a good comedian at all, all his videos are dumb and not funny.

[hockeypark]

@manuelcamachojr You've replied on every single Aziz video saying he's not funny. Did you walk in on him anally fisting your mother? What do you have against him? If you don't have anything positive to say, don't fucking say it junior.

[Bahzad23]

@hockeypark good one :)

[punisher00109]

@hockeypark lmfao haqhaha

[jhofay]

@hockeypark i like aziz but this actually wasn't funny

[lukeyandpukey]

@jhofay you were adopted werent you?

[alextoob1]

@hockeypark I loled hard at your comment.

[lolhahah21]

@hockeypark LOLOLOL

[3amDragon]

@hockeypark Honestly, what you are sying doesn't have much of a positive tone.

[lammyboy128]

@hockeypark i love you for that comment



[cutycake]

@manuelcamachojr You are an idiot

[eatredmeat420]

@manuelcamachojr you dont like him because he's not on el chavo. thumbs up if you think he's a fucking idiot.

[poohbeartheG]

@manuelcamachojr wow! you must be an AMAZING asshole for actually looking at his videos just to hate.

[ojrlaxplayer3]

@manuelcamachojr i heard you like to fist your butthole..

[Stinoism]

@manuelcamachojr faggot

[DUPERMAN99]

@manuelcamachojr yo, i heard your mom got fisted by aziz ansari..? damn yo. that's pretty dope

[DUPERMAN99]

@manuelcamachojr yo this dude just sent me a message and he wrote "Dont play with me cause you might be hurt 100 times more than you do to me... so keep it cute or keep it mute... you D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D." lol. it must be stressful to witness your mom get fisted by aziz. keep your head up bro. one day you'll realize it's actually pretty dope.

[DUPERMAN99]

@manuelcamachojr o and i blocked your ass so respond here if you want to "play" cuz i won't receive any messages from you. alright then, give your mom a high five for getting fisted by aziz will ya? cuz that's dope son.

[jpydebu]

@manuelcamachojr fuck off you fluffy cunt, go buy a Justin Bieber poster or something.

[manuelcamachojr]

@jpydebu wow do you eat with that mouth gosh you need to die and then reborn ugh what a LOOSER

[themdamnwheaties]

@manuelcamachojr lrn2spell.

[manuelcamachojr]

@themdamnwheaties learn to mind your business

[themdamnwheaties]

@manuelcamachojr It's on youtube, brah. It's everyone's business.

[manuelcamachojr]

@themdamnwheaties Whatever nigga

[manuelcamachojr]

@themdamnwheaties learn to mind your business

[Sammyman7]

my buddy met poot from The Wire today just walking around downtown D.C.

[irie1tes]

Oh no- his behavior! It is is so inappropriate (: hahaha ...

[dreakadon]

wallace got killed in the wire

[thisbro1]

alright tommy throw me the frisbee, alright that's enough of that. LOOOOOL

[TheMehFilms]

Thank you god for giving us this little bearded Indian angel

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

that girl would totally fuck you lol

[Pacebaseball11]

Everyone loves a jiggaman

[prinny081]

FUCK YOU LARRY!

[phxsuns169]

turkey sandwich without the carbs FTW

[JizzInMyPant1]

he looked like an asian ginger

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

Tommy: Can we go see Megamind?

Aziz: Damn Tommy, that movie's 10 weeks old!

Tommy: But, I've been in a foster home.

Aziz: Do you want to see Black Swan, I hear it's supposed to be dope. lol :)

[ohstate411]

@RoughEdgedBeauty If I was Aziz I would be like " There's a scene where two chicks are eatting each other out!"

[shibukisama]

@MrJohnsonwilliamray Steak Night!

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

who is balke griffin?

[mip707]

@hotleadPRODUCTIONS NBA basketball player

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

@mip707 oh ok cheers m8

[sakura3syaoron]

@hotleadPRODUCTIONS basketball playerr

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

@sakura3syaoron yeah i know now thanks :)

[obcflife97]

@hotleadPRODUCTIONS You're already on the internet, look it up its called Google dumbass.

[DArcbeetle]

why does this vid have so many dislikes?

[kurguzy]

thumbs up if you think he looks like a mini Blake Griffin!

[IcyHot311]

@kurguzy what..........is your problem? I think people like you must suffer from being ostracized in regular life that they have to come on youtube and ask for thumbs up...........even if the 2 highest rated comments are the exact same thing.

[kurguzy]

@IcyHot311 It was a joke. I wrote it for the exact reason that the two highest comments were the exact same thing. Not everything is as serious as it seems.

[IcyHot311]

@kurguzy okeeedokeee