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  • delicious sandwiches!!!hhaah.this old man hadn't have a "sandwich" for a long time

  • British comedy is so much better then American.

    I know it's just a commercial.

  • TRY A BOWEL MEAT SANDWICH

  • Gives a whole new meaning to "Eat your fucking vegetables!"

  • She's not disgusted. That look is her pissed off he destroyed the only way she could climax

  • @daaero No. She’s shocked because they're all (her parents too!) eating her fanny fruit.

  • She wouldn't need a cucumber if i was there... I'd have it fully serviced!!!

  • i dont get it, whats wrong with the cucumber

  • looooooooool nice Ads , and a good point :D

  • AHHAHAHAHHA LoL thats cute

  • Would be great if he had hotdogs boiling. lol

  • I trololololol´d

  • I hope he at least peeled it lmao

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Thats awesome!

  • You know...She's really an adorable girl. I've watched this 4 times over just to see her cute face. Funny stuff though...A bit much! But hey, good for quick laugh!

  • So what's for dinner?

    Zucchini casserole.

  • omg eww

  • AHaHaHaHaHh

  • XD LMAO

  • lol..XD

  • lol

  • hahahaha. but whats the big deal. i don't think her pussy has many bacteria.

  • ew. ew, ew, ew, EWW.

    :(

  • Ya, it really doesn't make sense that she put it back in the fridge though...

  • LMFAO

  • EW! y the hell would she put the cucumber BACK in the fridge!?!?

  • use it again? lol

  • LMAO

  • Why would she put the cucumber back in the fridge? Pendeja.

  • A vibrator still can't beat a good cucumber, I would say. Your local grocery story is very partial to cucumbers.

  • i can't help but laugh and be grossed out at the same time.

  • O_O !!!! LOL

  • really?... u dont?

  • she used the cucumber as a dildo ... seriously , duuuh

  • So, thats why our mothers always said dont play with your food.

  • LMFAO!!

  • Whats she all grossed out about? It was in her anyway.

  • ahhah thats quite funay :)

  • Fuck I lol'd

  • oh snap

  • Oh Damn

  • god i love the look on her face lol

  • ha ha lucky he didn't make carrot cake for desserts.........

  • aaahhhh noo, I just got that after watching the ending 3 times. Why would you put something like that back in the frig anyway ? They really must be broke.

  • hahaha holy shit thats funny

  • Five stars!

  • fucked up

  • lol/..funny and eww...lol

  • You're too young to know. Trust me, at your age it'd scar you.

  • LoL, That was so gross, but funny at the same time, it blew me away. Thanks :-D

  • LOL........EXCELLENT

  • can't they just buy more than one cucumber?

  • @ peon: yes, if it were an ad for cucumbers.

  • Were you born in 96 ?

  • rofl

  • She used the cucumber as a dildo.

  • she doesn't look like she could fit one in her ass. the mom on the other hand...

  • lol

  • that cute girl gets the taste of her own vagina, or maybe her ass...but if it was her vagina it wouldn't be too bad...maybe it was her ass...look at her face. Mom knew, that's why she wasn't eating any.

  • EEEW

  • ROFL!!!

  • si tuviera una tienda de verduras, a esta belleza le regalaria los pepinos!!

  • yum yum! did you see all those sandwiches! that must have been a BIG cucumber, poor guy has no clue.

  • HAHAHAH I LOVE IT!!!

  • fucking gross

  • dude that would only make me want to eat it more.

  • ...personally, I prefer a bannana. And one did once go missing from my room so some1 in my family has done that *points at the video* lol

  • rofl

  • I'll never eat a cucumber again... xD

  • thankyou, Hello!

  • LMFAO

  • omg ew id chuck it up.

  • Too funny... *wink*

  • lol

  • lol

  • LMAO

  • OH MY GOD AHAHAH BRILLIANT IDEA!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • damn bet those sarnies tasted pucker all the best guys stay off the cucumbers

  • I don't think I'll ever eat cucumber ever again... Great advert thoughy lol

  • If it was used by her, then fuck yeah, I would.

  • lol

  • My gf told me she used a cucumber once

  • Would be bad if she'd used it twice.

  • wow hahahaha

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ox

  • XD XD XD XD XD

  • *throws up* .....right....

  • rofl

  • yeah, i bet a person would put the cucumber back in the fridge after. The logic doesnt seem 100% to me =/

  • ummm maybe she wanted someone else to find it and eat it? i know everything i always pull outta my ass goes back in the fridge

  • In the heat of passion, who knows?

  • All cucumbers are different. Maybe she finally found one she really liked and wanted to preserve it so she could use it several times before it got old and went limp, like her hubby. :-)

  • Major props.

  • OMG, how true, yet I can't help but admit that just made me speechless... and laughing endlessly. XD

  • ROFL

  • that's funny. i don't really get the whole fasination with cucumbers though. Wouldn't it be really cold? My vagina would go BBBUUUURRRR!

  • Cucumbers are made of matter, and therefore can be warmed up.

  • PILOMOTOR really meant:

    "You are an idiot."

    PILOMOTOR wants to be a scientist when he grows up.

  • to:pilomotor & nosense1

    The guys in the commercial siad he got the cucumber from the fridge. Therefore it was cold. Why would she warm it (wouldn't it get soggy in the microwave?), bang herself with it, then put it back in the fridge to chill up again. you guys just read way to much into my comment when all i really wanted to do was talk about my vagina.

  • To pilomotor and nosense1: Ya! Shush!

    To weezerfan007: Please go on, weezerfan007.

  • HAHAHA :p

  • I GET IT

  • LMFAO!

  • Ah, those wacky Brits!

  • ha ha ha ha omfg that is funny

  • Your mother's very partial to a cucumber. :O

  • I say you just experiment and use anything that could fit in there. Moron. Just start stuffing all sorts of things in there. I know if I was a chick I would totally shove my cell phone in my snatch.

  • haha!

  • hahaha awesome

  • LOL PWNED

  • I have a cucumber for you...

  • hahahah

  • hehehehe

  • omfg

  • that's funny as hell

  • Well observed, ChomuSclavus! You are quite the busy detective aren't you.

  • He had to make it obvious for the retarded majority of YouTubers! :]

  • Yum!

  • it's funny....'cause it's true! tee hee

  • is it?

  • LOL....love it !!!!

  • i shat myself!

  • Simply Brilliant.

  • Oooooooooooh, shit.  I nearly pissed mehself.

  • oh weak man! never eating my moms cucumber pie again@!11!

  • (insert I'll eat your mom's cucumber pie joke here)

  • classy. some of the best pornos involve cucumbers.

  • LMAO WOW. HAHAHHAHAH thats fucking disgustingggggg.

  • Goddamn idiot..can you not tell it's a joke?

  • haha

  • I love cucumber sandwiches

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ROTFL

  • Dig Dugg

  • lol

  • Dugg.

  • *Perv Smile*

  • i would eat worse things out of that girl's pussy

  • Yum... pussy cucumber.

  • Or possibly in her anus. He he.

  • sweet mother of god, who the fuck eats cucumber sandwiches?!

  • british people... they eat it with their tea all the time...

  • I think you missed the...nevermind.

  • nono i get the whole thing. i was just saying.

  • Everyone in England. Haven't you ever read/seen "The Importance of Being Earnest"?

  • That play kicks ass.

  • LMFAO!!  one of my favorite plays of all time (i love oscar wilde). and i was totally thinking the same thing! XD

  • British people.

  • It's funny because she had previously put the cucumber in her vagina. Vagina. He he. If you know what I mean.

  • holy fuck.

  • oh god D:

  • How on earth is this spam?

  • holy shit...

  • It took few seconds to get the point ;)

  • I want to eat some cucumbers now...

    And no, I don't mean penises.

  • brilliant!

  • Her face. MAJOR LULZ!

  • ROFL.

    Holy damn, that is as good as it gets.