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  • delicious sandwiches!!!hhaah.this old man hadn't have a "sandwich" for a long time

    demoncoreftw 8 months ago

  • British comedy is so much better then American.

    I know it's just a commercial.

    LLNAMROD 10 months ago 6

  • TRY A BOWEL MEAT SANDWICH

    MAXMAXTON 1 year ago

  • Gives a whole new meaning to "Eat your fucking vegetables!"

    random711 1 year ago 2

  • She's not disgusted. That look is her pissed off he destroyed the only way she could climax

    daaero 1 year ago

  • @daaero No. She’s shocked because they're all (her parents too!) eating her fanny fruit.

    Rascaduanok 3 months ago

  • She wouldn't need a cucumber if i was there... I'd have it fully serviced!!!

    daaero 1 year ago

  • i dont get it, whats wrong with the cucumber

    PhazonKirby 1 year ago

  • looooooooool nice Ads , and a good point :D

    nxdyez 1 year ago

  • AHHAHAHAHHA LoL thats cute

    sonoputtanellasempre 1 year ago

  • Would be great if he had hotdogs boiling. lol

    scryerofold 1 year ago

  • I trololololol´d

    Ugleskjegg 1 year ago

  • I hope he at least peeled it lmao

    archeia 2 years ago

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Thats awesome!

    JoesStoryTime 2 years ago

  • You know...She's really an adorable girl. I've watched this 4 times over just to see her cute face. Funny stuff though...A bit much! But hey, good for quick laugh!

    DoorofPerception60 2 years ago 3

  • So what's for dinner?

    Zucchini casserole.

    monkeyman1140 2 years ago 3

  • omg eww

    TheCastlefan 2 years ago

  • AHaHaHaHaHh

    lyaskoff 2 years ago

  • XD LMAO

    theyellowman1234 2 years ago

  • LMAO

    asteroid684 2 years ago 2

  • lol..XD

    timetosleep123 2 years ago

  • lol

    WoWbomber 2 years ago

  • ew. ew, ew, ew, EWW.

    :(

    donniehavoc 3 years ago

  • Ya, it really doesn't make sense that she put it back in the fridge though...

    meamverysmart 3 years ago

  • LMFAO

    TeeJayFlowTV 3 years ago

  • EW! y the hell would she put the cucumber BACK in the fridge!?!?

    dantmanc124 3 years ago

  • she used the cucumber as a dildo ... seriously , duuuh

    jagjaghuh 3 years ago

  • A vibrator still can't beat a good cucumber, I would say. Your local grocery story is very partial to cucumbers.

    thisismyaccount67 3 years ago 6

  • i can't help but laugh and be grossed out at the same time.

    jomomo 3 years ago 5

  • really?... u dont?

    sansan36 3 years ago

  • O_O !!!! LOL

    dogzilla09 3 years ago

  • So, thats why our mothers always said dont play with your food.

    jhdigital 3 years ago 22

  • LMFAO!!

    skok65 3 years ago

  • Whats she all grossed out about? It was in her anyway.

    bigl240 3 years ago 4

  • ahhah thats quite funay :)

    windheavenX 3 years ago

  • Fuck I lol'd

    Stormith 3 years ago

  • oh snap

    venuism 3 years ago

  • Oh Damn

    BlackShadow2500 3 years ago

  • god i love the look on her face lol

    ChappaMan13 3 years ago

  • ha ha lucky he didn't make carrot cake for desserts.........

    kitno1 3 years ago

  • hahaha holy shit thats funny

    Takune009 3 years ago

  • Five stars!

    Davelittler1 3 years ago

  • You're too young to know. Trust me, at your age it'd scar you.

    Wirld 3 years ago

  • LOL........EXCELLENT

    ilovealaska 3 years ago

  • can't they just buy more than one cucumber?

    peon2345 3 years ago

  • @ peon: yes, if it were an ad for cucumbers.

    xybervid 3 years ago

  • Would be bad if she'd used it twice.

    creaothceann 3 years ago

  • rofl

    wilyhead 3 years ago

  • She used the cucumber as a dildo.

    Kaoxon 3 years ago 6

  • she doesn't look like she could fit one in her ass. the mom on the other hand...

    fugbo 3 years ago 5

  • lol

    wilyhead 3 years ago

  • that cute girl gets the taste of her own vagina, or maybe her ass...but if it was her vagina it wouldn't be too bad...maybe it was her ass...look at her face. Mom knew, that's why she wasn't eating any.

    macmelmorgan 3 years ago

  • EEEW

    ingii89 3 years ago

  • ROFL!!!

    JoeyMontanaMang 3 years ago

  • si tuviera una tienda de verduras, a esta belleza le regalaria los pepinos!!

    rjvc69 3 years ago

  • yum yum! did you see all those sandwiches! that must have been a BIG cucumber, poor guy has no clue.

    splatwacker 3 years ago

  • HAHAHAH I LOVE IT!!!

    Comedyanatomy 3 years ago

  • fucking gross

    ProudAnselmo 3 years ago

  • ...personally, I prefer a bannana. And one did once go missing from my room so some1 in my family has done that *points at the video* lol

    auricstorm 3 years ago

  • rofl

    Norwayfoeshoe 3 years ago

  • I'll never eat a cucumber again... xD

    rj28sc 3 years ago 2

  • thankyou, Hello!

    SkyBlues247 4 years ago

  • omg ew id chuck it up.

    XxGreenDayzxX 4 years ago

  • lol

    Backscrachter 4 years ago

  • lol

    SabreTooth123 4 years ago

  • LMAO

    ozzzzysh 4 years ago

  • OH MY GOD AHAHAH BRILLIANT IDEA!

    wishingbox8 4 years ago 2

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    anthosaur 4 years ago 2

  • damn bet those sarnies tasted pucker all the best guys stay off the cucumbers

    smeg1981 4 years ago

  • I don't think I'll ever eat cucumber ever again... Great advert thoughy lol

    rj28sc 4 years ago

  • lol

    Lvaneede 4 years ago

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ox

    ohhsokimberley 4 years ago

  • XD XD XD XD XD

    bobadopolis1st 4 years ago

  • rofl

    orb2005 4 years ago

  • yeah, i bet a person would put the cucumber back in the fridge after. The logic doesnt seem 100% to me =/

    smurfaka 4 years ago 2

  • ummm maybe she wanted someone else to find it and eat it? i know everything i always pull outta my ass goes back in the fridge

    roganisafag 4 years ago 9

  • In the heat of passion, who knows?

    phlegmuffin 4 years ago 3

  • All cucumbers are different. Maybe she finally found one she really liked and wanted to preserve it so she could use it several times before it got old and went limp, like her hubby. :-)

    Dan4Dresden 4 years ago 32

  • OMG, how true, yet I can't help but admit that just made me speechless... and laughing endlessly. XD

    civilwildman 4 years ago

  • ROFL

    dannysplace7 4 years ago

  • that's funny. i don't really get the whole fasination with cucumbers though. Wouldn't it be really cold? My vagina would go BBBUUUURRRR!

    weezerfan007 4 years ago 7

  • Cucumbers are made of matter, and therefore can be warmed up.

    Pilomotor 4 years ago 11

  • PILOMOTOR really meant:

    "You are an idiot."

    PILOMOTOR wants to be a scientist when he grows up.

    nosense1 4 years ago

  • to:pilomotor & nosense1

    The guys in the commercial siad he got the cucumber from the fridge. Therefore it was cold. Why would she warm it (wouldn't it get soggy in the microwave?), bang herself with it, then put it back in the fridge to chill up again. you guys just read way to much into my comment when all i really wanted to do was talk about my vagina.

    weezerfan007 4 years ago

  • To pilomotor and nosense1: Ya! Shush!

    To weezerfan007: Please go on, weezerfan007.

    riyo84 4 years ago

  • HAHAHA :p

    WeAllLoveKitties 4 years ago

  • I GET IT

    shadowsora 4 years ago

  • Ah, those wacky Brits!

    sanoy01 4 years ago 4

  • ha ha ha ha omfg that is funny

    reditus2 4 years ago

  • Your mother's very partial to a cucumber. :O

    zaitesushion 4 years ago 6

  • I say you just experiment and use anything that could fit in there. Moron. Just start stuffing all sorts of things in there. I know if I was a chick I would totally shove my cell phone in my snatch.

    yoggs 4 years ago

  • haha!

    pedbarstow 4 years ago

  • hahaha awesome

    invinciblenow 4 years ago

  • LOL PWNED

    semperfize 4 years ago

  • I have a cucumber for you...

    feet77 4 years ago

  • hahahah

    ins4n0 4 years ago

  • hehehehe

    brahimsoft 4 years ago

  • omfg

    pattipatti 4 years ago

  • that's funny as hell

    anondc7777 4 years ago

  • Well observed, ChomuSclavus! You are quite the busy detective aren't you.

    GregorCZ 4 years ago 17

  • He had to make it obvious for the retarded majority of YouTubers! :]

    G0blinS0ul 4 years ago 8

  • Yum!

    feet77 4 years ago

  • it's funny....'cause it's true! tee hee

    weezerfan007 4 years ago

  • is it?

    roganisafag 4 years ago

  • LOL....love it !!!!

    emilynyb 4 years ago 2

  • i shat myself!

    Ravenman1x 4 years ago

  • Simply Brilliant.

    jwbartle 4 years ago

  • oh weak man! never eating my moms cucumber pie again@!11!

    saffakanera 4 years ago 5

  • (insert I'll eat your mom's cucumber pie joke here)

    SovereignZuul 4 years ago 8

  • classy. some of the best pornos involve cucumbers.

    rrearleii 4 years ago 5

  • LMAO WOW. HAHAHHAHAH thats fucking disgustingggggg.

    hirosama3 4 years ago

  • Goddamn idiot..can you not tell it's a joke?

    ceejay0999 4 years ago

  • haha

    adk920 4 years ago

  • I love cucumber sandwiches

    rutlegirl 4 years ago 5

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    TheAlchymist 4 years ago

  • ROTFL

    pathseen21 4 years ago

  • Dig Dugg

    Boltacti0n 4 years ago

  • lol

    kdwormy 4 years ago

  • Dugg.

    spell024 4 years ago 2

  • *Perv Smile*

    ChrisEdgehead1138 4 years ago 2

  • i would eat worse things out of that girl's pussy

    xlaudio 4 years ago 11

  • Yum... pussy cucumber.

    TwoZigZags 4 years ago 2

  • Or possibly in her anus. He he.

    trouser 4 years ago

  • sweet mother of god, who the fuck eats cucumber sandwiches?!

    xyzunit 4 years ago 10

  • british people... they eat it with their tea all the time...

    micah179 4 years ago

  • I think you missed the...nevermind.

    CounterRevolutionary 4 years ago 4

  • nono i get the whole thing. i was just saying.

    micah179 4 years ago

  • Everyone in England. Haven't you ever read/seen "The Importance of Being Earnest"?

    gravytrain73 4 years ago

  • That play kicks ass.

    xyzunit 4 years ago

  • LMFAO!! one of my favorite plays of all time (i love oscar wilde). and i was totally thinking the same thing! XD

    xmeevizzlex 3 years ago

  • British people.

    therealdudeguy1234 4 years ago

  • It's funny because she had previously put the cucumber in her vagina. Vagina. He he. If you know what I mean.

    trouser 4 years ago 7

  • holy fuck.

    CarterFilmLtd 4 years ago

  • oh god D:

    noodle976 4 years ago

  • How on earth is this spam?

    Moreau 4 years ago 4

  • holy shit...

    jaychins 4 years ago

  • It took few seconds to get the point ;)

    rekhabeauty 4 years ago

  • I want to eat some cucumbers now...

    And no, I don't mean penises.

    notknown 4 years ago

  • brilliant!

    alefmtz 4 years ago

  • Her face. MAJOR LULZ!

    RaptorJesus04 4 years ago

  • ROFL.

    Holy damn, that is as good as it gets.

    xNarrowSoulx 4 years ago

  • ROFL MAO

    nholmes 4 years ago

  • Yum!

    drybleeder 4 years ago 3

  • poor dad

    tsutomukun 4 years ago

  • eeew.

    jaroberts24 4 years ago

  • Haha, that's awesome. The girl's face is priceless.

    "You can't beat a good cucumber, I always say."

    FootFairy 4 years ago 10

  • zomg! eew!!

    takitsu 4 years ago

  • you cant beat a good cucumber, can you...you're mother is very partial to a cucumber

    rutterj2 4 years ago 5

  • now why the hell would she put it back in the fridge after that?

    gunner49oranje 4 years ago 3

  • to preserve it and use it again later, duh

    iRetiredAt25dotcom 4 years ago 11

  • loll

    WiiWiiSlap 4 years ago

  • to keep it fresh ... you know, for next time.

    TAXMAN1978 4 years ago 2

  • lolllzzzzzzz

    Tuoder 4 years ago

  • Oh my god! *cringe* hilarious

    DZrache 4 years ago

  • ha! very funny, great acting, should have been a TV ad

    DubhDog 4 years ago 5