batman joke

[ILIKEgorp]

they dont call you dick for nothing either

[HolmanAlexander]

@ILIKEgorp isn't that jason?

[clickclackBlipBlop]

Why did they give Tim's outfit to Dick?

[ogloclol]

The head that popped out of the barrel was bigger than the plane.

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[GhostLink92]

Robin stole a joke from Morgan Freeman. He must die.

[superberry00]

0:34 they don't call you batman for nothing but still twilight is worse

[px5destructivex]

ther is no 0:39

[DestructionAMV1]

that pun......for....the....win

[Maaniiek]

I still don't get it. lol

[randomperson1367]

"They don't call you Batman for nothing."

*few minutes later* Oh!! I get it! xD

[hr2damax]

Horrible.....just awful....

[robin549195]

i love richard grayson even if he tells bad puns

[stubk22]

@robin549195 did you use his full name just to avoid awful misquotes?

[Jackeduphobo33]

Even one of the henchmen had to shoot him for it at the end!

[xbox360monkey]

if i was batman and he said that to me i would say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU...

[RavenFinsternis]

"they don't call you Dick for nothing either."

[thegiantpigeon]

''they don't call you batman for nothing'' :D

''Robin. Come here.'' -_-

*THWACK! D:

[ilovethelegend]

0:25 Looks like they should have done a barrel roll.

[NinjaKittyMaster]

@ilovethelegend

... wha- Ooooooh, more puns.

[Aetheilas]

BOOOOOO

[121Mayan]

I thought it was pretty funny

[ShadowSoldior]

Fuck, if I were Bruce I'd have saved the thug the trouble and snapped Robin's neck myself.

[ButtonsAndPillows]

... I don't get it...

*sits at computer in intense thinking mode*

FACEPALM!!!

[MetaFumu218]

*facepalm* God, i'm such a dumbass, it took 5 replays to get the joke X(

[tomontherun99]

This is why Batman beats Grayson in All-Star Batman and Robin

[nightwalkerFW]

And they don't call you Dick for nothing either....

[Akkadianvolcano]

@nightwalkerFW haha good one!

[inuyasha9454]

robin: they dont call you batman for nothing

batman: -walks over- the fuck you just say?

[JonLuTube]

So bad that it became good again

[TheBigBluePixel]

Joker in the background:

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah oh eeh eeh a ha ha hoo hee ha a ha... and I thought my jokes were bad".

[SmashLiXs]

that's so funny for such a corny line

[plankton22]

Robin: (attempting lame joke) They don't call you Batman for nothing!

(henchman arrives with gun)

[Shorbin]

0:37 I know the Joker said to take them alive but that was unforgivable.

[markus45150]

at 0:27 Dick looks so horny i bet hes thinking: mmh when im done here im taking this home with me

[koolij34]

OMG!! THE BAT BAT!! 

[MetroidODST]

thats y every1 h8s robin

[janeyrevanescence12]

Hey it could've been worse; he could've broken out with a "Holy Homerun, Batman!"

[MarkArandjus]

NINJA

BASEBALL

BAT MAN

[indignationmaster]

@MarkArandjus I was about to post this :[. James Rolfe put out the word perfectly

[oneperson2person]

Ah makes me think of the 'good old days' of Adam West and "Holy Mechanical Marvel" Robin...good times...

[Sonny14251]

Bat-man

[dergrosseomg]

batman and a joke ? how about flying pigs ?

[perun1nj]

Okay guys, if the toy airplanes fail, we move to plan B: the machine guns.

[Linky56]

The joke came from Robin, what was everyone expecting.

[AbStar921]

Da-boom-tish!

[LordValor001]

i wish he would of broke it over robins head

[XmenPlayTheXbox]

"they don't call you batman for nothing" thats why he used a baseball BAT

[S0RREN]

@XmenPlayTheXbox If there was batgirl as well. she would probably responed to Robin same thing you just said, and added "DUH!"

[Wolf6120]

god that was awful

[GAF1987]

This is why the animated series will always kick ass.

[jedihunter176]

BAD JOKE POLICE

IS ON IT'S WAY

[S0RREN]

@jedihunter176 Batman has his own BAT joke police? Jeez. No wonder why he is so grumpy all the time.

[MrTheGReAtON3]

Robin: they dont call you batman for nothing

*gun cocks back* lmao

[MrXavier789]

I swear after all these years I finally got the "bat"man joke just now.

[04whim]

@MrXavier789 You've managed to survive multiple years? o.O

[AttractiveMeat]

0:37 He's going to shoot Robin for that joke.

[wer1002]

@AttractiveMeat i would to

[EmmyDucky23]

Bad pun xD

[xxGitty101xx]

*ULTRA FACEPALM*

[idioticinagoodway]

"What do you wanna use? The batarang, the bat-chainsaw, the bat-pickaxe, or my personal favorite, the bat-BAT!"

[Jaser200]

@idioticinagoodway that depends: is the bat-BAT...well a bat? XD

[Admercial]

I love how at the end of the video, it looks like Batman is about to kick Robin's ass for that joke.

[LBJordan1]

haha nice one robin

[RyouuichiKun15]

NINJA BASEBALL BAT-MAN FOR THE WIN!

[JungleOasis]

Batman before he got paid at the end of the month LOL.

[biglooneytic]

ohhhhhh that's why they call him the batman. It all makes sense now

[KanaraMac]

I think he's about to kill Robin for that pun.

[Shadomancer]

Stand ready, MORON the way...XD

[Meman136]

ba-dum-cha!

[1234Shadow1]

*batman hits an Plane*

Batman: HomeRun !

0:17

[Buradori0]

Robin deserves that machine gun.

[AnchorBatman]

*insert facepalm*.

[xXrissluvsuXx]

@AnchorBatman ahhh you beat me to it!

[RTKTS]

I like how he pulls out the gun after robin made that bad pun.

[evanescfan]

last frame should had an "o shit"

[DarkenAnimations]

lol, i just watched this episode xD

[StargateMunky]

oh snap

[blaquejaxx]

Ugh, not the puns! They should have added in some animated "POWS!" in, too!

[Omnitrix12]

What episode was that from?

[BatmanAAsylumFan]

Robin: They don't call you Batman for NOTHING! :D

Guy on railing: *Whispers to self while aiming at robin* Shut the fuck up...

[brutomsf]

which song that plays in the background, anyone know?

[amitamaru]

@brutomsf It's one of the themes from the Nutcracker. I don't know the exact title.

[phantomatt502]

That guy with the gun at the end wasn't one of the Joker's henchmen. He just really hated that joke.

[whaowman]

and they don't call you Dick for nothing!

[Nanaman12345]

Robin: They don't don't call you Batman for nothing!

Batman: ...Get back in the car, Dick.

[johnjinyoung]

@Nanaman12345 haha i get it



[FandeJay]

...silly, wasn't it?

[gimenez123200]

cute

[tgh00ker]

Wow, Bats only have four fingers?

[tgh00ker]

...swing away.. just tell Batman, to swing away...

[Linky56]

Everything that batman uses must have the prefix "bat" in front of it. And I mean everything

[Anilucard1]

The Joker may be the Clown Prince of Crime, but Robin is the King of Puns.

[Hayles46]

I guess they cut the video just before they both get shot because they're too busy laughing at Robin's 'joke'...

[ClownMonstaa]

Robin: They dont call you BATman for nothing! :D

*guy comes in with gun*

[crypto66]

Robin... No- just, no...

[HolyinserthereBatman]

Oh GOD Dick, at least your humor improves with your age

[CheesyGranola]

Robin...that was...I don't....you just...DAMMIT Robin. >_<

[LoveNoteProjects]

robin for that joke you must die!!!! says the guy holding the gun.

[ThatBlackPanda]

The guy with the gun was on their side... then he heard that joke.

[xxVincentHuffxxx]

and then Batman gave Robin a good smack across the mouth

[TheToenninga]

And then they got shot.

The End.

[akkifans]

batman has turn into baseman 

[theguywhoannoysme]

0:25 Those things were collectively smaller than the head that popped out.

[paulanka2000]

@theguywhoannoysme HAHAHAHAHAH i never noticed that ahah

[shadowblade15277]

@paulanka2000 0:27 Robin you are one lucky bastard thanks to Joker's lack of creativity... That head could've easily spurted out smilex gas/acid and we would've been short one dick...grayson/bad pun, and does this make me more evil than the Joker? O.o

[shadowblade15277]

0:27 Dick smiles, head spurts out acid/smilex gas, Dick: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA/AUGHAHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[blixi123]

Mabye it was a balon

[passwordis12341234]

Did he just pull that bat out of his utility belt??!! How in the world did it fit!

[ScarletPhoenix17]

@passwordis12341234 It was in the bin behind him. I thought the same thing and re-watched it and was like "Oh, it's over there..."

[Leafeatinggirl]

@ScarletPhoenix17 he pulled it from the bucket behind him...A bat that was conveniently lying there

[iqsymphic]

WTF is the point of the toys? THey just flew right into the barrel

[SuperMicklovin]

he looks like a fag when he swings

[Jericho1138]

15 people didn't get it.

[thelegendaryred16]

And they don't call you Dick for nothing, either.

[AethosDkaari]

Badum PSH!

[SirColAmiX]

Am I or were the animators on drugs? XD

[TheUnlifeExile]

Batman's jedi rank you say?

Batman. thats it no jedi master..hes higher than that, hes a jedi lord level, why? cause hes the batman.

[Goastfreak]

They don't say your gay for nothing either, Robin.

[DJVirgoNeun]

Wow, Robin. You think? >_>

[imIULI]

that bat looks like a huge dildo , but in batman's hands it looks manly :)

[piccorotto]

DAMMIT ROBIN, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GET TO BE IN ANY OF THE GOOD MOVIES.

[JonnotheHedgehog]

ಠ_ಠ

[narunarulove24]

And I thought my jokes were laaame.

[ZeroGForce]

Just for giggles, they need to give Batman an actual weapon shaped like a baseball bat... but instead of having the Batman™ logo or theme to it, it should have big, muscly arms straight down along its side... or, rather, it should just be a baseball bat shaped like one of Schwarzenegger's arms circa the premiere of his "Conan the Barbarian" movies.

In a comically ironic twist, it would be known by everyone as the Man-Bat (no correlation between that and the Batman villain also named 'Man-Bat').

[jonnavdpas]

Ooohhh Myyyyyy Gaaaawd!! >.<

His puns are even worse than some of Joker's!!

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

Lame.

[Bobzeaux]

I just saw this again for the first time in years the other night. Did this story come out of the Silver Age or something? *lol*

[kylesullivan96]

haha That guy at the end is about to shoot him for telling such a terrible joke!

[mitie23]

They might as well change gotham inta BAt-tam .. !!

[SURFiNGisL0VE]

Hahaha.. It's funny because it's sexual.. No actually it's not... BATMAN HAS A BAT jajajajajajajajajajaja *laughs in Spanish*

[DBZ1FAN1GIRL]

lol robin's standing there like he's bored then cracks that lame joke

[comicshaun07]

Would've been better if Batman said "BATter up Bitch"

[MmmCouchPotato]

I miss this show.

[bulaxa]

I SERIOUSLY TOOK OVER 2 SECONDS TO GET THAT JOKE! LOLOLOL

[saraviacastro]

@bulaxa ME TOO I WAS LIKE "Ahmm?"

[TheZacula]

Oy..... While I still think this was the best Batman (and overall superhero) series of all time, (BEFORE the change in art style and the subsequent dumbing down for idiots) this was one godawful episode.

[journeymanX]

If that thug is gonna fire he better shoot robin first

[skedardestroyer]

This episode is about as close to the old 1960s Adam West version as they get....and it's not that bad

[omegashinobi]

@skedardestroyer dude i have 5 words foy you "batman and robin the movie"

[daftvampire16]

Joker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha  ho hi hi ha ha ho hi ha ha ho hi ha ha... and I thought my jokes were bad."

[Cameronngram]

the timing on that horrible joke was just so perfect...it was so bad it was good...On the other hand if i was bruce I wouldve said,"Actually its the ladies who originally called me BAT man."

[SuperMicklovin]

never heard that 1 b4 wish i still didnt

[Tweedbit]

You see how Batman looms over Robin at the end?

Batman is about to eat him. -_-

[SuperGoku339]

Everybody is laughing at Robin for being Lame nobody is laughing at the actual Joke, Hence why its a "Lame Joke."

[ultimatechaos2007]

Robin has always been this Gay that's why his name is "Dick" Grayson.

[MrNuts70]

woah hahah that was pretty good hahaha

[Exarian]

If it weren't for the guy with the gun, batman woulda smacked him one.

[blueyoshimenace]

>:(

[iliaPayne]

Lol, The Bat-bat !!! XD XD

[Mattboesch8917]

When i saw batman pick up the bat I said to myself "BAT-TER UP!" yeah i know lame joke.

[gatecrasher86]

Jesus Robin, cant you keep your fucking mouth shut, or you'll get your ass kidnapped again...

[Flumong]

Ba-dum-kish -.-

[elpatron85]

lol

[RTKTS]

Batman: *Unnamused face*

[Heavyweponsguy2000]

corny XD

[Treemeadow]

Finally!

There's the Bat-man, the Bat-cave, the Bat-suit, the Bat-mobile, the Bat-arang and finally, we get to see the Bat-bat!

[blazerj21]

@Treemeadow and let's not forget use of the Bat-can by robin at 0:27 !

[GazetteVampireZero]

Who else to utter a lame joke then Robin

[DeathGodRiku]

@GazetteVampireZero which is why dick grayson is better suited as nightwing.

[Candidsor]

the writer of this episode was immediately fired

[laylo777]

Robin is such a "Dick".. get it? no?

[JesseParkour]

@laylo777 Yeah, I got it, just not very original...

[KEOKOsensei]

lol. Batman bat

[RebornRevolution]

...HA!

[BBknickers]

Which series was this from?

[SwampLord9]

@BBknickers The Adventures of Batman and Robin

[clc5161]

lol

[SugacaneNinja]

That was a bad joke & you should feel bad Dick

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

Batman: Dick, what did I tell you before we left the batcave???

Robin: "sigh"....no stupid lame one-liners....

Batman: Good, let's keep it that way.

[hypnodance]

Is that the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies playing when the Joker-planes attack?

[appleallergic]

HAHA genius and cheesy.

[AliceElizabeth2]

Wow, that joke was so terrible it was funny.

[PaulAnt2008]

Those snipers on the upper railing? They're trying to shoot Robin for that lame-ass joke! XD

[Gambitgirl1974]

LMAO that is a lame joke

[elrapido5150]

DAMMIT DICK

[AidanMclaren]

I love how you call this a lame joke, when I dare say most of you here have said something similar to this at least once in your life.

[ultimatechaos2007]

@AidanMclaren Maybe you have but I have never told anything even close to a similar joke about how hitting a bunch of Flying airplanes with a Bat makes you "Batman"

[AidanMclaren]

@ultimatechaos2007

You forgot to mention that he's called "Batman" in your explanation.