Sniper Quotes: Part One

[thelightningthief897]

Why arent you making any more videos??

[MrBlueSoup6]

And the sniper says you should be polite.

[MrBlueSoup6]

Ahaha, oh my god you're bloody awful! My favourite class :D

[monkeypuked1]

From now on, all demomen are "Wobblin' scots"

[CherryCokeMeister]

Stab stab stab!

[MrMyvince]

PUUUUUUUSH

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!­!!!!!!

[Blazingwheel]

why does he hate fruit shop owners wtf

[CherryCokeMeister]

@Blazingwheel It's a reference to the amount of Greek fruit shop owners who live in Australia.

[Blazingwheel]

@CherryCokeMeister lol thanks

[metalgearrexlover]

@Blazingwheel he's a hunter,meat gives him a chalange

[LoneOcarinaPlayer]

the voice actor of this guy if married to the voice of glados who is also the announcer on tf2 =D

[sasukenarutofan2880]

GOD i love his voiceee sooo muuuchhh

[dregomz]

STOP THE BLOODY BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

[Jorjeca]

wheres the FULL OF CABIES quote?

[pulmonaryarchery88]

That's how we do it in the bush!

Oh my ;)

[darkfox9]

Best quotes in my opinion:

"You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? Your both dead women. Go to hell Wankah"

"How many times have you died? Im actually getting impressed"

"Where'd I get you that time? The Liver? The Kidney? Im losing track"

"Oh my God you've been shot! Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"

This guy is a beast

[larchex]

GIVE-

UP!!!

[Turtleleafre]

Lol. Id say this to a woman having a baby. "WHERED YOU LEARN TO PUSH!?"

[cakemaster10]

Wow, alot of cart comments

[CaptainCookieStealer]

"Say goodbye to ya head, WANKAH!"

[wariofan14]

@CaptainCookieStealer I never understood what he was saying, now that you say that, it sounds like "wave goodbye to ya head, wanka"

[tehzombeh98]

I never knew the sniper could be so mean...

[LihAniaih]

I had to pause this video a few times. I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear it anymore!

[TheMojo88]

if he called me a big head wanker i woued tell hie hes a big eyed prick

[PuReH4TRED]

0:03 "NOW docter NOW"

Made me laugh for some reason

[Superconroy101]

0:16 thats what she said

[SirRedSniper]

His more whispered, raspy "Now doctor, now" gets me every time.

His voice is just so sexy. <3

[Turtleleafre]

@SirRedSniper or his whispered "Incoming..."

[voidnothing]

I don't care who you are. If you are straight and male you are gay for Sniper. If you are lesbian and female you are straight for Sniper.

[mickiblay1]

I love listening to their evil laughs, they're AWESOME :D

Especially the Snipers! O_O

[mamanettie]

"That's how we do it in the bush!"

[communistrecords]

PUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH! WHERE DID YOU MONGRELS LEARN TO PUSH!

[Shiva1313]

. . .i think i just jizzed . . .

[randomdude7272]

a knawf

[BosnainGamR]

So many PUWSHES!

[SollaceLux]

Dayyyyyuuuum. <3

[jared201345]

why does the sniper have so many more quotes about pushing the carat than any other class?

[Rynorak46]

That's how we do it in da bush!

[oceanwaves17]

The soldier is a SPY!

The Pyro is a SPY!

The Medic is a SPY!

The Sniper is a SPY!

I lol'd.

[not4me2see]

A lot of people talk about how their accents are exaggerated, but when you think about it, it kinda fits the style of the game. I mean, THEY'RE cartoonish; why not make their origins cartoonish?

[Evilsparkdragon]

I'm Australian too, and I agree heartily when you say his accent is extremely exaggerated.

It's also very arousing, if I may say so.

[ChristyHemmeFanBoy]

As an Australian myself, I'd have to say that the Australian accent the Sniper is speaking is very exagerrated. Our accents DO NOT sound like that in real life. (We also say "arse", not "ass". At least some of us do these days...)

But he does have some very interesting lines, though.

[ChristiansCartoons]

@ChristyHemmeFanBoy of course, its cartoony. all voices are exaggerated

[snowlion20]

@ChristyHemmeFanBoy Also the fact that in the meet the sniper video he asks for his dad to put "mom" on the phone instead of mum D:

[SpadeHand]

I want to have sex with his voice

[CurseCreep]

@SpadeHand Thats GLaDOS job

[jared201345]

pssssssssssssssssttttt

hehehe

[Jaseida]

He's my favorite.

[white0cobra]

mmmm apples! SWiFT :D

[BlurProduction]

another one cumming?