Im a level 74 Mage and while I was fighting an ancient dragon m, I summoned a dremora and he said "THERE YOU ARE WEAKLING" then he just got mouth thrown by it. I then started my ROFLCOPTER
The only thing dual summoning these guys doesnt solve is dragons. And in that case I repeatedly summon more until the dragon dies, or one shot it with destruction.
So then I was planning on getting Star Wars: The Old Republic, and recalled that I could make a Sith. I thought, and thought. And no matter how much I thunk, I always came to the conclusion that I would open any fight with the phrase:
What's crazy is I have a guy right now that is like 90 Heavy Armor, 65 blocking, 100 double hand weapons, 80+ single handed weapons 70 arching and like 72 conjuration... Once I conjure one of these dudes I don't even have to worry about swinging my sword lol
I was laughing the entire video XD he just calmly waits and hears the dying screams and is just looking at the door. At the end, Dremora Lord calmly walks out.
I have really like the Dremora Lord as well, i got a staff from a quest that summons one. The problem with relying on him all the time though is that you aren't getting skill points for your weapons and spells.
name him "Mr Barlow" so you can say "it will all be sorted when Mr Barlow arrives" and "You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you." if you get the reference you are epic
By the way, dremora lords will actually steal items lying around, one of my two dremora lords (yes you can summon two if you get the twin souls perk) stole the staff of magnus gauldson or w/e its called that you get during the quest for the winterhold college -_-. I had to do the whole dungeon over again to get it back D:
I used to tell "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I took an arrow to the... local blacksmith, hoping to sell the arrow to him, but he was not interested, so I walked out. But as I was exiting the blacksmith's shop, I tripped and fell down a couple stairs, landing on the the arrow, taking an arrow the knee.
I love this guy, he decapitated Acano at the College of Winterhold. Laughed so hard when he did, I took the head and teabagged it. I hated that asshole, I knew he was evil the moment I first met him.
@Shuriko the best kills are when you watch the NPC freeze up as the dremora moves in to execute it and I swear you can see the hope drain out of their eyes as they die
@M3aaaqHD some call it weakness, I call it ingenuity. There's one dungeon with an orc miniboss in a room off to the side from the main corridor. The first time I encountered him I ran in, daggers twirling. He promptly stood up, prepped his mace, and with an overhead swing oneshot me.
@UkammakU After a few attempts with poisons applied and sneak attacks it was clear he simply had way too much health to take down with just rogue tactics. Queue summon badass demon to tank while I lay into the orc with my daggerss A
@UkammakU That's called blind rushing, as an assasin i always take out the strongest enemy first.. an arrow or the throw voice shout to make his back towards me with risking detection..
*Conjures Dremora Lord* *Closes Door* *Lotz of Lulz for my Ears* :D Just Epic, you are
Paulbreetbisihrkotzt 1 day ago
Im a level 74 Mage and while I was fighting an ancient dragon m, I summoned a dremora and he said "THERE YOU ARE WEAKLING" then he just got mouth thrown by it. I then started my ROFLCOPTER
2001mrwiigamer 2 days ago
He even opened the door for you. My followers never did that.
Spiegel1989 2 days ago
THERE COULD BE NO OTHER END.
ToonLinkTink 3 days ago
I smell weakness...
TheSancretor 5 days ago
NO MATCH AT ALL!
Fettfan996 1 week ago
Well since I dun have that yet... CONJURE FAMILIAR FTW!?
MrItalianmustard 2 weeks ago
is that spell called summon unbound dremora?
SkyrimxCODxPWNED 3 weeks ago
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@SkyrimxCODxPWNED no its conjure dremora lord
TheRatedMformature 2 weeks ago
I... SMELL... WEAKNUSH!
doomer66 3 weeks ago
i just use dead thrall on a deadra from mehrunes dagon, he follows me forever :D
OblivionOblivious 3 weeks ago
The only thing dual summoning these guys doesnt solve is dragons. And in that case I repeatedly summon more until the dragon dies, or one shot it with destruction.
requium1 3 weeks ago
@requium1 Ha, I can one shoot it and one hit it (did it with alduin)
GORNIAK47 3 weeks ago
is that Justin Biebers' dick? Oh wait that's the dislike bar
TookeyCostello1 1 month ago
@TookeyCostello1 you mean like bar dick head i see no red idiot!
rustyduno 3 weeks ago
@rustyduno Thats the point his dick is so small you can't see it dumbass
TookeyCostello1 3 weeks ago
now thats how a real mage should fight!!!
wolfmoon256 1 month ago
How do i get this spell??
griffindor971 1 month ago
Haha i love the dremora his quotes are awesome. A CHALENGER IS NEAR :D
vojnovicful 1 month ago
I...
smell...
WEAKNESS!
NameIsAce 1 month ago
Nice
gterrymedJR 1 month ago
THERE U ARE WIMP
EnermaX4815162342 1 month ago
A CHALLENGER IS NEAR.
AbominableSailor 1 month ago
So then I was planning on getting Star Wars: The Old Republic, and recalled that I could make a Sith. I thought, and thought. And no matter how much I thunk, I always came to the conclusion that I would open any fight with the phrase:
"I SMELL WEAKNESS."
BlueRogue6 1 month ago
THERE COULD BE NO OTHER END!
lenmutt 1 month ago 3
Oh don't mind me, NPCs, I just stopped by to introduce you to the last 30 seconds of your life, I'll show myself out while you three get acquainted.
TheBovineLord 1 month ago
ROOOOOOOOARR!!
Levitikai 1 month ago
I like summoning Dremora Lords to slaughter the wildlife. "I honor my lord BY DESTROYING YOU!"
Kev95682 1 month ago
Looks like he's having fun, good for him :) xD
Blackdodgeviper 1 month ago
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OBEYWEEGEE 1 month ago
haha raep
katosjoes 1 month ago
WHOA WHOA WHOA what was going on behind the door? :p
rrryyyy01 1 month ago
:D !.com
ImTheBiscuitJunkie 2 months ago
sick vid actually lol
funnystuff3221 2 months ago
This video is pure win.
LukeAlto2007 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Channeling pure badass.
TheMooseWaffle 2 months ago
lol these guys are so much fun to summon
B12GORD 2 months ago
Dremora lord saves another day!
chn1459 2 months ago
0:30
Dremora Lord:" Got a smoke?"
Syko7s 2 months ago 2
What's crazy is I have a guy right now that is like 90 Heavy Armor, 65 blocking, 100 double hand weapons, 80+ single handed weapons 70 arching and like 72 conjuration... Once I conjure one of these dudes I don't even have to worry about swinging my sword lol
dl30wpb 2 months ago
The ppl who died in that room and Justin Bieder disliked this video before the Dremora Lord opened his can of whoop ass.
DopeBoyMagic66 2 months ago
Hell yes. I just found my spell tome for the dremora lord. Cant wait to use him.
SourGrey 2 months ago
Nice one m8! That was hilarious!
Ra1nChaos 2 months ago
LOL
NoBSDannyBoy 2 months ago
I was laughing the entire video XD he just calmly waits and hears the dying screams and is just looking at the door. At the end, Dremora Lord calmly walks out.
fiveup7 2 months ago
0:05
I...smell....BACON!
Mijumaru500 2 months ago 2
Have you ever try to cast two dremora lord at once? I did, and it was AAAAAAAWWWWWWEEEESSSSSSOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!
sylvie0925 2 months ago
hardcore sex
jopagraznaia 2 months ago
@Arcadia117 you need to get the perk Twin Souls on the conjuration tree, i think you need 100 conjuration to get it
batmanexit13 2 months ago
best thing in skyrim
SpermicidalManiac1 2 months ago
" censored "
NeloGTz 2 months ago
he raped them , thats why you closed the door
SealDude 2 months ago
I honer my lord by destroying you XD
crazyskull9999 2 months ago
I honer my lord by destroying you XD
crazyskull9999 2 months ago
how can i summon 2 dremora lords ?
Arcadia117 2 months ago
what is a dremora lord? .
Deathbringer99699 2 months ago
I have really like the Dremora Lord as well, i got a staff from a quest that summons one. The problem with relying on him all the time though is that you aren't getting skill points for your weapons and spells.
firstmiddlelastname 2 months ago
I got the Twin Souls perk for conjuration.
Double Dremora Lords, baby. I call 'em Burt and Ernie.
arpeedaggs 2 months ago 35
@arpeedaggs LOL Clever
imWELCOMEGOHOMEbitch 1 month ago
name him "Mr Barlow" so you can say "it will all be sorted when Mr Barlow arrives" and "You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you." if you get the reference you are epic
fionntain 2 months ago
'A challenger is near!'
....
'No match at all'
TheMrCazano 2 months ago
I made used to roll as a pure conjuration mage, then I missed taking arrows in the knee.
fotuto13 2 months ago
Suprise Dremorasecks!
darkxaur 3 months ago
ez mode i choose u!
: )
condorX2 3 months ago
He went a bit too rough with em.
Ecselsiour 3 months ago
they are too imba in my opinion. you can use them on master and everyone gets raped. if you have the perk you can summon TWO DREMORA LORDS -.-
Ixtzalit 3 months ago
Makes me wonder what happened in there.
nisnast 3 months ago
He went and r-r-r-rubbed them out, see? R-r-r-r-rubbed them out.
Dinictus 3 months ago
awsome ! <3
jens2you 3 months ago
You should name your Dremora Lord (suggestions - Fluffy or Tickles).
TheDarthMoron 3 months ago
The explosion at 00.13 makes it so hilarious.
Slarto 3 months ago
0:30 Done who's next?
sesestro1440 3 months ago 31
@sesestro1440 spoiler alert
SPaZaTTakXD 1 month ago
Hey OP, try this one. Open console and type "fov 90", because right now you're playing with blinders on.
avatarion 3 months ago
By the way, dremora lords will actually steal items lying around, one of my two dremora lords (yes you can summon two if you get the twin souls perk) stole the staff of magnus gauldson or w/e its called that you get during the quest for the winterhold college -_-. I had to do the whole dungeon over again to get it back D:
TheZearinox 3 months ago
Would you like to know why I don't use dremora lords? /video. They're unfair to the poor, poor enemies you call it on.
AlienxLord32 3 months ago
The funniest part is you closing the door and sheathing your weapon
bbrump 3 months ago
I smell weakness. AND PUSSYYY
CMDRafaelPacheco 3 months ago
I used to tell "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I took an arrow to the... local blacksmith, hoping to sell the arrow to him, but he was not interested, so I walked out. But as I was exiting the blacksmith's shop, I tripped and fell down a couple stairs, landing on the the arrow, taking an arrow the knee.
Brohemoth55 3 months ago
nice video
SexCyberGuideCom 3 months ago
pffft you can get a staff early on in the game that casts dremora for you and you dont even need to be a caster or have the spell....
jacknife10000 3 months ago
so what level is needed?
TheProGamerRS 3 months ago
@TheProGamerRS 90 i believe
TheZearinox 3 months ago
I made a pure conjurer character also :) pretty fun
ForgottenMemoryLost 3 months ago
I used to walkout just like you, then I took a fireball to the knee. :P
kducpham 3 months ago
I used to walk out of a battle like you, then I took a arrow to the knee.
joujou264 3 months ago
sounds like a porn scene behind closed door with some SERIOUS firepower....thats what she said
NumbHeaded 3 months ago
conjuration: the lazy way to play skyrim
ProducShuns 3 months ago
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korea535 3 months ago
I almost half expected the room to be slathered with the blood of everyone that was in it
tikkeh987 3 months ago
I used to have a dremora lord, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
ihmen 3 months ago
chuck norris? 0_o
samerouno 3 months ago
Nirvana is the fucking best
Jagstang67 3 months ago
Protip: don't open random YouTube videos and only listen to the audio. Otherwise it sounds like porn.
Gamified 3 months ago
how d.d.d.dddd.d do u get hhhhhhim,?
italianmachine1222 3 months ago
well it sucks cause u basicly gain nothing, no skills not anything
TheProGamerRS 3 months ago
@TheProGamerRS Conjuration levels when summoned creatures are in combat.
KieCuster 3 months ago
conjuration...
well worth it
stalingrad32 3 months ago
Good job, VI-952.
HateNamingkthxbai 3 months ago
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YourCyberEva 3 months ago
Hell yeah.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 3 months ago
@UkammakU, yeah same here. I'm a stealth character and didn't have a lot of armor or health when I tried to finish the Black Star quest.
It was absolutely impossible to fight those daedra mages until I remembered I had the Sanguine Rose.
Well, I now have the Black Star. 'Nuf said.
easuter 3 months ago
wach this...
cabildobabes 3 months ago
"There is no better end..."
I love this guy, he decapitated Acano at the College of Winterhold. Laughed so hard when he did, I took the head and teabagged it. I hated that asshole, I knew he was evil the moment I first met him.
Shuriko 3 months ago
@Shuriko the best kills are when you watch the NPC freeze up as the dremora moves in to execute it and I swear you can see the hope drain out of their eyes as they die
coKestar 3 months ago
Awesome!
dvlfsh 3 months ago
Dremora Lord: Yeagh!! Rrrraaaaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!
Hag: Nuh...
Dremora Lord: Aghhh!! Oooooooffffffffffffffffffff!!
Witch: Ugh....
LOL
monkeytsuna 3 months ago 28
About time someone started posting videos about dremora lords. I walk everywhere double fisting conjure dremora lord.
williamwzl 3 months ago
Is this actually in the game? If so I needa start looking for this immediately :D
anonymousowa1 3 months ago
@anonymousowa1 it is. you can even summon 2 of them with 100 conjuration
aawsome69 3 months ago
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There can be no other end.
themendios 3 months ago
nice!
tedmcfly 3 months ago
which spell is that? i have a staff called "sanguine rose" that summons a dremora
William1990hill 3 months ago
@William1990hill
I think there's a spell that actually summons a Dremora lord.
LegendarySock 3 months ago
I'm not sure what he did to them... but it was super effective.
canashblacob 3 months ago
Oof!
iggyman91 3 months ago
@UkammakU yep and with conjure skill you can have 2 of those...
Darusdei 3 months ago
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I want to spawn one of them in every kebab house!!
slam1na 3 months ago
Threesome.
garavel222 3 months ago
@UkammakU No Cicero, I'm not going to kill you... I'm going to leave that to my friend here!
Ripotes 3 months ago 3
It also reminds me of Futurama. "What's that you're hacking? Is it my torso?! It is!! My precious torso!!!"
Slashco 3 months ago
a challenger is near!
6seven89 3 months ago
Raped
KohTheName1 3 months ago
O.o
Kellyrosetta 3 months ago
Sound's like they're having sex.
WilliamTSshadow 3 months ago 16
Good boy
Technicolor909 3 months ago
Reminds me of that moment in Secret of Monkey Island.
cubeface21 3 months ago
Sanguine Rose :'D
UberMinecrafter 3 months ago 4
give it to your follower
dropilol 3 months ago
All I hear is a scream and then *BOOM*
xD
sharma19143 3 months ago
@UkammakU I loved that quest
Reason71944 3 months ago
lmao :D
TheHazardCinema 3 months ago
Chaos behind closed doors. Classic censorship, bravo!
Firewolf269 3 months ago 64
I love my Sanguine rose for this, i dont use any magic apart from that.
shilipsy 3 months ago 6
REALLY FAIR
leves777 3 months ago
spell used?
AHUGEMUSHROOM 3 months ago
....baller much?
randombeing95 3 months ago
That's some really kinky secks
homeyG75 3 months ago
Walks through, "Job's done!"
Kill some more people, "More work?"
Oh Warcraft.
geeca85 3 months ago
Why did it bother me that you didn't jump onto the table when you entered?
effoffutube 3 months ago 15
@effoffutube I had the same instinct O.o
WhereBeDragons 3 months ago
Well... that was easy.
Barkilax 3 months ago
The subtitles make it comical.
casw265 3 months ago 27
@casw265 Yea lolz
TeamEliteHD 3 months ago
He comes back like "have i served you well master"
GreekRomanGG 3 months ago
Fuckin' love the subtitles
kfcboy27 3 months ago
i can summon Two!
DoctorAntelope 3 months ago
that was fucking great.
Loststory08 3 months ago
Watching the red dots disappear one by one on the HUD was oddly satisfying.
Repression 3 months ago
*incoherent screaming*
*explosions*
*death rattle*
*stab sounds*
*explosion*
"Jobs a good'un, boss!"
ContradictoryNature 3 months ago 5
shhhh... the trolls are sleeping
TLaw989 3 months ago
OH GOD DAT CONSOLE FOV IT BURNS!
amancalledstig 3 months ago
Reminded me of that scene in Dirty Work...
DontFearGrim 3 months ago
@DontFearGrim OH GOD HE'S GOT THE CHAINSAW AND HE'S USING IT ON MEEE
Slashco 3 months ago
@Slashco LOL glad somebody else got it :D
DontFearGrim 3 months ago
I SMELL WEAKNESS....
zedyue1 3 months ago
There you are, weaklings!
iambored404 3 months ago
walk out like a BOSS
okklkito 3 months ago 186
The lightning on the blade... Where does it come from, my weapons enchanted with storm enchantments just glow. Is it a settings thing?
Vohcaz 3 months ago
@Vohcaz it's a sword you find in sky haven temple named dragon's bane
crazyrobloxiansfan 3 months ago
"I don't want to know what happens, go clean out that room."
bbrump 3 months ago
The only possible outcome!
D3nnehy 3 months ago
anyone else think the dremora lords sound like Prime from fallout 3
ICONnor333 3 months ago
@ICONnor333 Liberty Prime was voiced by Wes Johnson. He also voices the Dremora Lords, as well as Lord Sheogorath and the Emperor in this game.
Pilaf1984 2 months ago
Wait til 100 conjure... when you can have 2...
Fr0z3nR 3 months ago
Is that the same you get with the Sanguine Rose?
Z3uS2 3 months ago
dremora's are awesome!
fdrnik420 3 months ago
Those subtitles plus the explosions make me think they are having violent sex.
crikkyy 3 months ago
@UkammakU I smell weakness..
M3aaaqHD 3 months ago
@M3aaaqHD some call it weakness, I call it ingenuity. There's one dungeon with an orc miniboss in a room off to the side from the main corridor. The first time I encountered him I ran in, daggers twirling. He promptly stood up, prepped his mace, and with an overhead swing oneshot me.
UkammakU 3 months ago
@UkammakU After a few attempts with poisons applied and sneak attacks it was clear he simply had way too much health to take down with just rogue tactics. Queue summon badass demon to tank while I lay into the orc with my daggerss A
UkammakU 3 months ago
@UkammakU That's called blind rushing, as an assasin i always take out the strongest enemy first.. an arrow or the throw voice shout to make his back towards me with risking detection..
M3aaaqHD 3 months ago