massage pakistani style

[RatchetSouth]

luigi is my homeboy

[mammajama7]

hardog

[Finula99]

lol!



[OminousLatinUsername]

Amazing. Best addiction ever.

[Toastrodamus]

Maalish just means massage. In South Asia, there is a long tradition of massage. A lot of people enjoy head massage, known as "tel maalish."

[Toastrodamus]

Not "marish" ... "maalish."

[frankmyrand]

Marish... don't know why, but I like that word... (I don't even know what it means ;;)

[1DKAku1]

PAKISTANESHE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[RatchetSouth]

this cost $7 in us dollars, sweet, gotta find that luigi and mario's dad

[RatchetSouth]

i like that luigi dude, he bad ass

[21hippygolucky]

Luv 1:55. So fun!

[misterbonzai08]

I have the urge to massage someone's head with a fly swatter.

[daisyg23]

the oils look like the suryps at ihop! lol

[darkspoon9000]

2:02 why so serious?

[deadfrontier13]

Indian luigi at 0:47

[namy21212121]

name of the song please  ...

[namy21212121]

what's the name song? i lovi´n <3

[darrylhaynes]

lice in your rice....

[ThePP997]

click on the vid-screen and then hold space.

you'll laugh :P

[HolgerLovesMusic]

@ThePP997 i did not.

[ThePP997]

@HolgerLovesMusic

ok, some of the people will laugh -.-

[HolgerLovesMusic]

@ThePP997 if their iq is under 80, yes.. for sure.

[ThePP997]

@HolgerLovesMusic

Thats what i mean :D

[PSNPete1991]

@ludek92 ..Because everyone in Pakistan is a gun-wielding extremist........?

[vvikramraj]

I had this done to me once at a saloon in New Delhi. Coming from south India, I had no idea what he was doing; I had only asked for my hair to be cut. At the end of it, he twisted my head in both directions, and I heard a series of clicks. And, it felt really good. These masseurs seem to be more advanced! Need to visit Pakistan sometime!

[namy21212121]

@vvikramraj thx!!! =3

[mtotheHo]

I've pwnd a lot of noobs in Karachi...

[Cloverkitty]

LOL put it on the 1911 setting. xD

[Martena56]

0:44 "FINISH HIM!"

[ICONMKR22]

man if i was in the country i would pay them multiple time for great massages

[extreme1is1me]

0:44 uh why?

[barry0728]

@extreme1is1me why not?

[georgeofthajungle]

i didnt realize that was english until half the movie was over

[Ranteal]

@psychosean GSP wouldnt be so bad, but Rampage would be weird lol.

[cpgangsta13]

wheres mario 

[TheAdventuresOfQuinn]

WildBillHickum. I agree this is Pakistan what you see is what you get.

[nibargerswife51482]

i was like ---> o.O?? when he lifted his leg up at the beginning lol

[TheAdventuresOfQuinn]

If they had massage in a restaurant that's fine but I think having a separate section for massage would be more hygienic.

[WildBillHickums]

@TheAdventuresOfQuinn Come on, this is Pakistan we're talkin about here

[addiG]

its cafe-piyala ryt?by gulberg chorongi?i knw 2 of malashia been dere wen i was dere...

[WildBillHickums]

mustache guy's eyes are super close together

[KuzzeKuzze]

whats that song?

[wachaelandwilip]

why are there no women in this is it not standard practice for women

[HAKUDAKUhd]

im a pakistani and a student here in lahore.

when the guy with the big mustache says that some times we get 200 or 300 some times nothing he actually means 200 or 300 per day.believe me you guys can get a massage here in 80 or 100 rupees and its nothing for us as well as for you guys less than 2 dollars i think.

and in the end i loved the guy with the big mustache.i will meet him someday

[chris58695]

The guy at :46 looks mexican hahahaha

[ramans11]

@SuperDbzfreak1 dude I'm an Indian Hindu, but I think that cosmic energy stuff is just theatrics. He wastes time instead of doing the real thing..

[cyrjam]

if these people have dandruff..then doing the massage while eating....they most probably eat those!

[Ranteal]

@cyrjam Flavor my friend, Flavor.

[ichbingott4510]

Song is "Sar Jo Tera" by Mohd Rafi

Amazing the heritage of this area. You can hear "Malish" in the song.

Here's the song. It's dated 1957

watch?v=pq--kAMZYPA

Bollywood must have lots of stars like Michael Jackson was in Thriller; a movie based on a character that sings most/all the songs. I saw this originally with Prabhu Deva, which is in my mind, an amazing musician, dancer; everything.

In any case, this REALLY opens my eyes to this tradition.

[my89tube]

0:46-0:51

Damn that looks intense.

[YRandomVideosY]

the guy with the mustache looks like a indian version of Luigi lol

[darrylhaynes]

what...a head massage while you eat....well i guess there is nothing like lice in your rice....

[Hautamekki]

0:45?????????? wtf, why???

[JimmyJoeTheHobo]

1:52-1:56 If I could get this as an animated GIF....

Best. Avatar. Ever. :D

[Bastoun34]

@JimmyJoeTheHobo Yes and the intro music as your phone ring.

[WarriorLeonardo]

they they reference they making rupees, I immediately think of Zelda. lol

[misterbonzai08]

Pakistanis & Indians are so enterprising, good luck to these guys.

[jedirifleman]

awesome song !!! what is the name of the song in the begining?

[Sowyet]

paikstan > India

[lochwes]

:44. They're practicing for their annual "Nutcracker" production.

[DIJANA77777]

lol wtf 1:16 ?

[slatertots017]

funny how people in stressful conditions sort of naturally find ways to relieve themselves

[MooseHunter911]

no matter how crazy and fucked up that looks like I want on of those massages .. :]

[adrugfreeamerica]

Id smoke a blunt during my malish

[WildBillHickums]

guy at 00:10 is like "Fuck yea"

[NIGHTxDAD]

actually guys 200-300 rupees are nothing in pakistan, things are pretty expensive there!! cuz 200-300rupees can't even efford to have a good dinner....!! anyway they do great massage though!!

[Blackie3chan]

@IMAcomPOSER Thank you

[Blackie3chan]

@IsabellaDonnaM

I kinda meant how they look and talk and things of that nature.

[Blackie3chan]

So the difference between Pakastani's and Indians is?

[BrownIdol]

@Blackie3chan It's not only about the religion. Our languages, culture and a lotta other things are different as well. If it weren't for the similarity between Hindi and Urdu, we would be entirely different cultures. Hope that helped. :)

[Blackie3chan]

@BrownIdol You guys are awesome!

Thanks

[maricourtavenue]

@Blackie3chan Religion. Unfortunately.

[Podbursky]

@Blackie3chan religion

[Ranteal]

I wonder how much something like this costs. Cant imagine they charge the same price for the dudes off the street that they charge the Doctors.

[SkanRashke]

@Ranteal Well, one of the guys said sometimes they don't get paid, but sometimes they make 200-300 rupees- so I imagine thats alot, but its only about $6 US/$7.50 CAN- so its not like you'd be breaking the bank indulging in one of these massages. And if it sucks, theres like 8 million more guys you can go to til you find one that feels good.

[Crueljustice90]

The Mustache guy, Unibrowman, and baba are the greatest

[lexsite]

Man, these pakis steal indian songs for their videos without givin due credit.

[360DEUS360]

@ 3:04 it's like the guy is thinking "man, i REALLY hope they don't find the body..." :P

[TheAdventuresOfQuinn]

i can see where this would be nice in a park but not at a restaurant. i dont know about you but i wouldnt want some other guys dandruff in my food.

[emachinesforever]

When are we going to send these primitive bastards back to hell?!!??!! These guys are French right?

[guyslade]

i wish the people here who were unable to get a job would do something like this and become a productive memeber of society, instead of living off others. Also that dude has a killer tash

[InOmniaParatus83]

Does anyone know the name of the delightful song that is heard in the video??

[TheNo1Princess]

This may sound like a really stupid question, but why are there only men? Is it not socially acceptable for women to get massaged in Pakistan?

[denvercolorado999]

I have killed many people in Karachi..............

But that was in cod haha

[DmxCrazy]

@denvercolorado999 lol.. I love that stage in cod 6..

[nobodybutme1000]

Wow, some of these guy's head's are big as a melon! Is that the typical head size over there in Pakistan??

[frankmyrand]

who does'nt like this video are racist!

and I hate racist

[mecrazy5]

@frankmyrand

Or they didnt like the video, Prick.

[96JUSTIN]

0:09 I dont know why but his hair how its moving always makes me laugh

[SAkingjuggy]

if u gave one of these guys 20 bucks do u think it will last him a week?

[usnavysss]

so if I go there I won't get kid naped and beheaded rite?

[Ihatepeople666z]

i would give these people at least 15 dollars, 20 if it was really great! According to the guy with the moustache, he gets about 5 dollars for ever customer (i assume thats what he meant)

[phatasm]

Id hook them up with a couple bucks

[MrKatana215]

I would give them 15-20 dollars. at least

[geldtelt]

I was in karachi last week haha also got à massage like That verry relaxing.

[7SinfulPleasures]

what song is that?

[berangert]

@7SinfulPleasures try search "Sar Jo Tera Chakaraye"

[doobiesmoke15]

That guy with the big mustache always makes me smile

[djxeroic]

@doobiesmoke15

i want his face on a t shirt.

[wolderbeast]

@doobiesmoke15 i love that guy he is comparable to ba ba

[raigami]

@doobiesmoke15 i think the dude with the big mustache is mario and luigi's long lost father haha

[Ranteal]

If I were a UFC fighter, I would totally use that intro song as my walk out music.

[hallnoats4ever]

@Ranteal how about the song u play as u inter the ring

[Sowyet]

@Ranteal but if u will be strikeforce fighter?

[RedDaVincy]

@Ranteal Champi!?

[misterbonzai08]

@Ranteal You would win every fight!

[wyatt5550]

Man i would kill for just a simple shoulder massage.

[girldevl]

It's a shame that people in American cannot take pride in their work like most people in India. You see it in all of these types of services. From both females and males. Those that perform services such as haircuts to massages to facials and everything else. They really put in everything for each client. Here, you spend $75 on a massage that is rushed, where the person just wants to hurry and move on to the next person.

[bigtaxdizzle]

i agree 100% i wish that american services were as detailed and with the care provided in India. Over here u always feel like your on the clock.

[khansahb8]

this is pakistan, i know we look like indians but we're not

[bigtaxdizzle]

oh sorry about that! My mistake.

[darkness9994]

@girldevl problem, india and pakistan are not the same country.

[girldevl]

Ok then...people of Indian decent.

[bigforrap]

@girldevl just say south asian, middle eastern, african american, caucasion, european, oriental, and russian ; never go wrong :)

[astrayl]

lol i think you missed the point... people who live in Pakistan do not wish to be called Indian (in general) not just because it is not there country but because India and Pakistan have been more or less at war since Britain divided up the colonies. Not always literally at war, but always tense. It's akin to saying a Palestinian is of Israelite decent or vice versa. Geographically close, but VERY different.

[tucsondog]

@astrayl Similar to calling a Canadian an american, or visa-versa.

[abbyr5087]

wats the sng at the start and in background?

[thediemaster]

oh yea i realy want to be the guy next to the guy getting the malish. i can see his dandruff and lice flying allover the place and getting in my food. no thanks lol.

[UberMidgetClone]

@thediemaster Don't be afraid of flavor my man.

[Ranteal]

Wow, theres something you never want another man saying to you.

[Gekkou25]

Malish massage.

[zerogatez]

1:17  ....lol

[ashhsoflyy]

i wish i could get a 3 dollar massage here in the us...impossible

[CUBuff10]

you ever asked anyone on the street for a massage i bet a bunch of homeless would massage you for 3 bucks

[IvGunZ]

@CUBuff10

LMAO

[MADdrummer971]

Agreed!!!!

[sirtinycreep]

Massage is so expensive where I live. It should be inexpensive, then more people can receive it.

[UberMidgetClone]

i know what you mean. in my area, "cheap" massage is like $30, with anything good being $100+!

[sirtinycreep]

And they're always watching the clock. With an hour's massage, they start winding up after 30 minutes.

[mundayps]

good to see my first hindu doctor in pakistan

[chillipeanuts]

dude, there are loads.

[MrJacobGraham]

i'm sure there is "special" oil for those customers that do not pay!

[Xolares]

in pakistan there counts humanility, not like europe or usa, only money money!

[ashleybeshir]

it very cheap 400 rupp is 2.90 pounds could have one every day

[greyoldfellow]

i would.

[R2R3L4]

I wish I could get a massage, I just can't relax, man.

[skyesaorsa]

I Know! is that a special groping massage move?!

[spartanses]

chichum bleeemay bally bally boom!

[UL439]

damn it seems that you can get awesome massages anywhere just except Europe :(

[JimmyJoeTheHobo]

its "irrespective of age and class".

[WildBillHickums]

lol at 00:01, the mustache guy is hilarious

[rmo22]

that guy at :50 has a KILLER stash.

[spamwillkillyou]

1:53 haha

[lucathepurplepanda]

I wish they did this in england!

[Devzero5900]

Indian's know how to do it... period!

[0605H55597]

what a skill....

[wyatt5550]

They make about 5$ a day, and they probably work all day too.

[lilbl6]

No.

[wyatt5550]

At 1:41 the masseuse said they sometimes

earn about 200-300 rupees and sometimes they don't even get paid.

200-300 rupees is about 5 US dollars, which is all i was trying to point out. I didn't state anything false, not sure what you are smoking.

[360DEUS360]

actually not even 5$... 200 rupees is 2,40$ US and 300 rupees is 3,60$ US. but i think thats what they make per customer, not per day (or at least i hope so).

[TheAdventuresOfQuinn]

Well I think it depends on if it's indian rupees or pakastani rupees

[eventress]

Could a woman get a massage in Pakistan?

[Chenzo2323]

no it is physically impossible.

[Chenzo2323]

0:21

wha?

[Aceile]

It would be deemed very improper for women to be touched by a man who is not her husband or part of her family. Over there women are not seen as respective citizens.

[theicecoldcool]

women go to parlours men tends to get the outside massage malesh

[bigtaxdizzle]

that song rocks!

[buddhastrike]

That massage technique was so aggresive it looks more like martial arts !!!! It so interesting to see how other cultures unwind and relax from daily stress !! Great clip !!!

[bolanthfcmod44]

0:48 indian bruce forsyth =)

[kosniper]

I really miss those kind of massages...

[aaron602]

0:45

[terrorshark141]

hahahaha 1:51 - 1:58 that cunt was goin aff his visor!!!!

[Ranteal]

Not really sure I want some dude whipping someones elses hair all over the place while Im eating.LOL at the cat at 2:22.

[fabien82]

they did not show the cook chasing the cat shortly after...lol

[dtippins1979]

Looks like they are playing twister at 1:11

Do woman not enjoy massages in pakistan???

I didnt see any in the video