How To Give a Massage

[VAGlNlA]

0:38 lol

[Bekykool]

nice massage wish i had one

[dingdongditch1000]

If you girlfriend does this to you, make sure you keep her!

[ilikewhalesMORE]

Oooooo, he's attractive.

Oh yea...good tips by the way!

[rmeyerson2]

Whats up with the porn music...

[JessieSmithTV]

Um i promiesd my mom i would do one of these for her. i have to do that????

[Nekkroto]

@JessieSmithTV roflcopter

[TheVampiresLoveMe]

"Gentle Pressure" Oxymoron?? O.o

[rmeyerson2]

@TheVampiresLoveMe No it's not...

[PoptropicaLover]

Is it a bad thing that I have given a massage to my entire family??? (Same and opposite sex) CURSE MY WONDERFUL GIFT OF GIVING AWESOME MASSAGES

[MIXEDNA]

He's hott!!

[CrossFire0073]

You know why I watched this... because I knew there would be a lot of funny comments.

[assit2]

1:03 ..... OR SEMEN!!!

[mogearz]

what no happy ending :)

[dingdongditch1000]

She is an instant hit!!!

[FallenAngelofTime]

My thoughts were: "WTF. Dude, just fuck her already."

[boomkilla12345]

She forgot Step 10: Be prepared, as your man will be incredibly horny and will fuck your brains out.

[PassionFruitKisses]

@boomkilla12345

hahahahaha very funny......... not really.

[Lamentfordeath]

That looks like a pansy massage. a massage to me its supposed to hurt and feel good at the same time. This crap is so gentle it shouldn't even be categorized as massage. Through a few elbow drops in there FFS.

[TheBellarella]

BY ANYWHERE DO YOU MEAN HIS PENUS ALSO?

[TheOscar401]

eh for me its more fun to give a girl a massage than get one

[oooTOFAooo]

LOL at 0:39, suddenly the guy became her bitch

[oooTOFAooo]

lol for the narrator porn-like voice XD

[TimWhichman]

Whenever I ask my dad to give me a massage, he starts beating on my back for a few minutes. It's pretty funny

[IGORIGOR125]

wowww i could get high if i was seeing her naked...

[2eyedsharingan]

lol, wait!! why is it that the girl is the only one to recieve massages these days lol

=0

[TehEddy]

....15mil of them are fat....

[billybatson55]

ill just cum on her back do this ;D

[neffin]

damn... my girl saw this and she broke my neck trying to do it

[lester0091]

if ur gf actually does this to u,she a keeper

[j1number1]

@lester0091 we can all dream

[Avian98X]

@lester0091 

[shezzos]

step 10 seduce

[Pslpng2]

Ever seen pulp fiction?...It's like Samuel L Jackson said, a massage is somethin special, both of them pretends like it's nothin big but it is. Flirty way you know?

[SoChaii]

i am going to send this video to my boyfriend! he doesn't like massages himself so i think that is why he has no clue about what feels good. he always presses on my spine and shoulder blades and i am like "hello? a massage is for the muscle not the bone!"

[bryan1824444]

they forgot step 11 - happy ending (wiener suckin)

[Caps081]

yea

[LisaRae435]

Most guys give girls massages. This is totally twisted around.

[ricosuave882]

thats what i thought!! but i wouldnt mind getting one every once in a while!! haha

[ridebmx1958]

guys give girls messages cause they love feeling them

[YourShowSucks]

to be honest i bet there would be 3 times as many views if the guy was giving the massage, or better yet 10 times as many if it was 2 girls LOL

[NicPassions6]

what about olive oil?

[fadyaa]

when are you available?

[followyourbliss101]

mineral oil? sure, if you want to end up with clogged pores and breakouts... purely amateur

[miguelroks1]

lol this is sooooooooo funny

[michaelthonger]

semen: the natural massage oil

[jdgng15]

errrr cos ude rub ur jizz juice into a womens shoulders wunt you? :|.....twat

[michaelthonger]

1. just speaking from experience

2. calm down bitch, its a fucking joke.

[jdgng15]

hahaha so u do rub ur jizz into womens shoulders?

[michaelthonger]

Yes, on a regular basis.

Don't knock it until you've tried it is what I say

ps don't try ear sex, it's not very nice

[pmccallig18]

HAHAHAHA LEGEND

[seanconneryyayay]

i must agree from experience

[otheronething]

i must agree from no experience lol

[ash031532796]

dont you just love how she just shoves him on the bed. lol

[rolltider247]

kul

[JJEEFF1234]

when do they fuck?

[rg1223]

The guy acts kind of like a fag but I'm pretty sure they had sex after. Your thoughts?

[Druis2264]

My thoughts are: "You're a virgin, shut up."

[jdgng15]

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha well said

[efbanach]

lol

[xXsweetness1Xx]

wtf is apple water?

[dcbayhwks29]

wtf is apple water?

[bandgeek4747]

Lol they said ample.

[Hakkai96]

LMAO

[pigebarn]

That is one you can actually learn from.. haha..

[mshc888]

Step 1 -Massage cock. Step 2 -give him blowjob

[infamuzblayze]

lmfaoooooooo im sorry that was just too funny msh888

[Speakpunch]

lool

[zer0vich]

they forgot the blowjob part lol

[RaveRsTYle666]

this crap doesnt work :P iv tryd it (Y)

[BethAndMeg]

same here

[18yerold]

try using your mouth and um, slightly lower.

[namesaretaken1]

lol the down time is time that real massage places give men to soften up their boners

[PiNeApLeR]

Yes, exactly! And thank god for that!

[neunleben]

LOL

[18yerold]

"many americans enjoy some form of massage" haha, all you really need is one hand

[hellojuls]

HAHAHA well said XD

[honeybucket93]

no fair. i want to get a massage by that girl.

[nelyat13]

USE MOTOR OIL.

[sozishere]

That actualy made me lol

:D

[immrass]

it is slippery...

[ElMiedoHitsuzen]

Hmm, and if im giving it to a girl? (im 15) Ill tell her... TAKE OFF UR BRA BITCH o_O

xD

[ElMiedoHitsuzen]

Great! Now she loves me :D

[maxgallieri]

:( i have no girl friend XD (=_=' i love massages XD)

[FSaccount]

am I weird, cause i got relaxed only by watching this?

[imAlittleDEVIL4u]

me too!

[z0z]

no it had the same effect on me

[ChelseeDynamite]

I know me too. I think It might have been the music.

[darthramen441]

LOL! after i read your commment, i started getting tired!

[FSaccount]

:DD

[killgore09]

ur not weird,i got hella relaxed too

[x23ghost]

join the club

[FSaccount]

what club??

[jogeryjogo]

the club fucker are you in it!!

[FSaccount]

...okay. 0.o

[incessantmace]

Fight Club.

[suppmarkxb]

must fell good god i want1 so badly

[bananapeter]

i'm going to try this on my teddy bear tonight

[MuffinTheFluffyCat]

lol nice

[GuitarHeroJunky]

i suddenly want to be a howcast actor XD

[ChelseeDynamite]

lol.

[wheez14]

How about peanut butter? does that work too?

[paidmagicman21]

Damn I can't watch this is makes me want to get one.

[foppa123]

well done, kinda professional without the stupid Asian girls

[redananu]

I agree with you, because anyone can and should be able to give a good massage. But I disagree ´cause asian girls (at least chinese) they REALLY know there business. You can say whatever you want but the best massages of my life have been here in China ;)

[NukeA6]

We already got enough of the peep-show crap. I like Asians but it's getting in the way of the ones that are actually useful.

[Binkypinky14]

Does petrol count?

[dragonfitter]

no i tryed it once but i forgot i was smoking the ungratfull bitch never spoke to me again

[LandD0wnUnd3r]

haha, how do u forget u were smoking?

[dragonfitter]

mainly as i was in the middle of a 5 day crystal meth binge and it makes you a bit forgetfull

[pmsing123]

All I could think through that whole thing was... HAPPY ENDING!!

[ThatFreakinRandy]

...are you serious about the peanut oil?

[enuffrespect]

this video is made only for girls to watch or gay fags....

[Goldy151515]

Why?

[enuffrespect]

cuz it shows massage given to a guy...i wish it was the guy giving the massage to the girl

[Noodlelette]

Reply to enuffrespect:

1)A guy giving a massage to his gf isn't THAT Important.

2)RETARD. The video is an EXAMPLE of how to give a massage.

Just like that one howcast video with those two chicks that were flirting.

It's just an example.

3)I don't think.I know.

4)Oh and...I AM WASTING YOUR TIME? Last i checked. You're wasting your own time pal,You have the option to not comment back to me...or read what i have to say.

PEACE!!!!

[Noodlelette]

or Men who love their woman.

Ironic how your username is 'enuffrespect' ..Because you're not giving enough respect to the good men of the world.

[enuffrespect]

no, a guy giving a massage to his gf is really nice and important..my point is that this vid is for girls or fags cuz it teaches how to give a massage for a guy !!!

you think you're a smartass, think first before you waste my time with your stupid comment

[MSxSpin]

Reply to enuffrespect: Yes because a straight man would never give a message to his gf. Oh wait, thats stupid. Get a life and take that darn stick out of your ass.

[enuffrespect]

hey retard...a guy giving a massage to his gf is one of the best things in a relationship and its nice...i'm talking about this vid, its only to teach girls or fags to give a massage to a guy..

and oh, you're a dumb shit and maybe you're 12 cuz you can't even read..

[Goldy151515]

The reason I asked why at the very start is coz this can be applied to guys an girls. It's not like you have to use different methods to massage different genders muscles.

[xTreillyx]

He was being sarcastic you fucking goon.

[MrAitAliProductions]

the fuck is wrong with everyone!? if this dude has an opinion, then he might as well tell us about it... i'm sure he didn't me to offend anyone... just expresing his opinion, that's all - isn't that ONE of the ressons why we have a comments list? To comment on videos?

[MSxSpin]

my comment was from 4 months ago... and your replying to it? Lol.

[xTreillyx]

Fucking moron.

[AustinMoreaux]

its called being romantic

[Bopkasen]

does car oil count?

[BlitzWing00]

LOL, only if you drain it from the car after you've warmed it up first!

[drmofcali4niktun]

i wish she would massage me right about now :D

[AmandaMschalkins]

I'm allergic to peanuts.

[bimbillo]

lol worst massage ever if he or she uses peanut oil ...

[vvh0c4r3s]

lol

[eladbari]

how the hell can we feel if a muscle is tensed or released?? :\

[BRIANROX94]

imagine if it was a first date. she uses peanut oil. but he's allergic. that would suck

[penguin3647]

wow

that really would suck =[

[TheAlmighyShia]

I think giving a massage on the first date would be kinda...awkward. But yeah, useing peanut, or any oil, and the other person being allergic would suck big time. Nothing like a hospital trip to end that romantic evening.

[pmsing123]

In less of course you into that sort of thing...

[mammoth321]

good video, I like how she just throw him on the bed.

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

yay i actually have a comment on the first page!

[olbaid99]

Can i get a happy ending? =)

[socialxhazzard]

I want a masage...LOL!

[eriksoto]

finaly one of the first

[Aarononator]

Yes! I WAS FIRST! WOOO!

[jfkjrlover]

You're such a dork! lol

[oulaalia]

2nd I think :D

[Aarononator]

Its probably not because it might not be working but oh well =/

[Aarononator]

First comment... I hope