Cave Johnson Political Campaign

[BenjaminWirtz]

Vote for me if you want to live, more should say that.

[Dittomark101]

Omfg where can I vote?

[DeLaVich]

Never mind, I read the title. Still feel mind raped...

[DeLaVich]

Did Valve make this? :0 what is this, im so confused.

[maliga97]

President: Cave Johnson. Vice- President: GlaDOS. Speaker of the House: Wheatly

[pmd2lolz]

@maliga97 Fuck GLaDOS being Vice- President. Put her in charge of the military. Also, don't let Wheatly do anything. Ever. Even for a second.

[ThePoll321]

Well, he is the voice actor for Cave Johnson in Portal 2. He's J.K. Simmons btw. You can look him up on IMDB. =D

[neroxtreme1380]

Totally serious here, but if JK Simmons ran for president as Cave Johnson, I would vote the shit out of him.

[TheGoddhammer]

He can burn your house down.... With lemons

[GSRJeRDLe]

DAMN, as soon as i saw this video, i went searching for this movie. Then realized it wasn't a movie, but cutscenes from a video game. Really made me sad. I really wanted to see this movie :*(

[Luigipwnsall12]

He'll twist your knee... with the lemons.

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

I am now into politics.

[ShitsAndGigglesPrank]

Vote for me and together we can take pictures of spider man.

[rockydempsey94]

two people support Ron Paul 

[spintecatorul1]

Red Alert 3 + Portal 2 force!

[Amerikaner25]

Science!

[caflynn87]

This is awesome!!! I know who I'm voting for :D

[bleefinson]

that was...

interestingly hilarious! :D

[CityofButterfly]

Wow, this really does sound like what Cave Johnson would say.

[Shadowranger85revize]

One person does not want to live. CUE DEADLY NEUROTOXIN! AND LEMONS! COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

[Yenrx]

441 people voted for

1 person voted against

and 21,055 are unsure

Vote now to fix these outrageous odds! That's right, turn the like/dislike button into a voting booth!!!

[muffinpunk1]

i know who im not gonna vote for because im not from the usa :( fml

[Endlessshadow1032]

The should have replaced Attack Dogs, with "Combustable Attake Lemons"

[wildgoosespeeder]

Only Cave Johnson can solve the world's problems with combustible lemons!

[dalekthey]

HE'S SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

[vincentcunningham92]

vote for this man i want to live 

[TheHannibalzero]

I VOTED FOR HIM!

[ztSHOCK]

If only the gameplay of Red Alert 3 was as fun as its cutscenes.

[DilinxDafonte]

The one dislike is Barrack Obama

[ALBERTxWESKER1]

@usernamen0tfound DONT GO THERE JUST DONT!!!!

[MagronesBR]

Cave Johnson for President

Michelle Bachmann Vice-President

[tjhoenecke]

@MagronesBR Fug that -- Cave Johnson for President AND Vice President! 

[Valkyryshadow]

2 words:

ATTACK DOGS

need i say more?

[LizaMMX]

Armored Kodiak bears? ELECT THIS MAN!!!!!

[legoclockfreak710]

so if i vote for him... do i get my 60 bucks???

[Legoghost14]

he reminds me of the head TSF Officer from KOTOR2

[aniretak92]

0:53 "No, the party don't start til I walk in." XD

[lchigoKur0saki]

Great stuff, too bad the, "I've never been sick" doesn't apply to Cave Johnson.

[doctorwhom1]

Sorry Cave I voted for Caroline. (We need more deadly neurotoxin)

[MagronesBR]

Vote for me. Or I'll rape you in prison. With combustible lemons.

[CBAwiththisshit]

Attack dogs.

Combustible ones.

[eks812]

illegal immigrants make good test subjects , i don't see why would cave Johnson think about attack dogs ... unless he's planning on testing them ...

[Wrestlemania24444]

This sounds so much like Cave Johnson its uncanny

[erikchan002]

@Wrestlemania24444 becasue he IS Cave, he voiced Cave

[shelby4369]

his opponent is the president of Black Mesa

[eks812]

@shelby4369 G-Man

[ninjamemnoch]

All Cave Johnson's needs to say to win:

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[OzaiFan]

"Vote for me. If you want to live." Best. Campaign Slogan. Ever.

[RioEllington]

Why has this not been featured?

[deathfromabove332]

horay for cave johnson and red alert

[lordxeras]

Even though this's from Red Alert, it sounds very Cave Johnson

[WhiteArcticFoxhound]

@lordxeras That's because he is the voice actor of Cave Johnson

[anangrygoldfish]

Surely tiny capitalist-dog cannot beat might of parachuting bears!

[lordxeras]

@anangrygoldfish True. True. But we can beat them. WITH SCIENCE

[3shaiamigas]

I would vote for him. Not even a joke. It would be very easy to win wars, it'd be a very fair "get what you work for" country, and we'd have a lot of scientific breakthroughs. Only downfall, he might spend a lot of money, but the first lady will stop him before spending to much. Thank God for Caroline.

[KennyDaPILOT]

@3shaiamigas You'll always win the nightfights with PORTAL GUNS!....So long as you can see the moon. And you have depressurization units for fast-exposure...

If you don't, just take your enemy down with you! BHAHAHAA

[MegaMan6947]

too bad cave died :[

[DarkAce1337]

WHERE IS THE DAM LOVE BUTTON

[darklordfry]

cave johnson for canada's prime minister!!

[TheJuggernaut1322]

im voting for him

[Constantine767]

One person is getting their house burnt down with lemons. VOTE CAVE JOHNSON!

[Kite117]

Cave Johnson, a retired Newspaper editor, wants to run for President.

He is a man of the people, who wants to go from informing America to help America grow.

Cave Johnson, 2012.

Also, he is running for Vice President as well.

[supertoasteroftoast]

@Kite117 And every other position.

[payveful]

This is amazing

[Crusadier91]

I´d vote for this guy

[Hartjesz]

I'll vote for him

[SiegLhein]

I wanna live.

[Humphrey1337]

I'll vote for him

[TheNoMan774]

He's got my vote

[ClevelandRock]

Welcome to my party. The Lemon Party.

[moviemak3r678]

2:23 ohhhhh so thats how Francis is Indistructable

[ZiggyR2750]

Sounds liek the same voice actor :o

[Yzacata]

@ZiggyR2750 It is!

[Cyron43]

@ZiggyR2750 In fact J.K. Simmons IS the voice actor for Cave Johnson.

[SkysProdigy]

I want to live T_T b-but those tumors and...science >.<

[thelonewanderer13]

this is amazing. i need all of the clips from C&C:RA3

[POPCORN454545]

He said his blood is strong and pure. But that can't be right...it has lunar poison in it!!!

[Rora989]

Cave johnson, we're done here

[TheFishingLuke]

I vote cave.

[POPCORN454545]

Sure hes got my vote, but why vote for him anyways? He's got lunar poison in his blood stream. He is deathly ill. He's gonna die soon anyways D:

[ZiggyR2750]

@POPCORN454545 He never did die. He's been too busy making combustable lemons and running for president to even think about death.

[POPCORN454545]

@ZiggyR2750 Nope. He's dead lol.

[Quadunit404]

Cave's got my vote.

[starfox991]

Vote for me if you want to live? Uhh, thats nice

[onemariobro]

1 person is a lemon

[FabulousResults]

Why don't we have a guy like him in the real world?

[SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI]

HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

[KiddyCorky]

So this is Cave Johnson in real life huh?

[Cr4bc4kes]

@KiddyCorky He'd would've made those combustible lemons a reality if he were president.

[KiddyCorky]

@Cr4bc4kes I just wants to know if he really looks like that :P

[Cr4bc4kes]

@KiddyCorky Cave Johnson role plays the actor J. K. Simmons in real life, who plays many roles in movies and some voices, who just by chance happened to play his own voice in the game.

[KiddyCorky]

@Cr4bc4kes :| You like to make everything difficult don't ya? Just say Yus!

[Rexco33]

ROBOT ATTACK DOGS POWERED BY LEMONS!

[SMAXZO]

@Rexco33 Not just any lemons, COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[Sylverstone14]

Turning 18.... I'd vote for him.

[AfroKemp]

This guy is perfect.

[EMPPT]

I am Cave Johnson, and I am an controlled AI built by the fine Japanese engineers at APERTURE SCIENCE!

[KilasaurusRex]

sure beats Donald Trump..



[Hrolfgartheviking]

I don't want re-election!

I WANT A PARTY! PARTIES OF SPIDERMAN!

[booyah344]

for any one who gets a pint of his blood youuuu miiigghht wanna stay away from moon rocks ....... just a suggestion

[ThePeterOverlord]

0:44 in the corner left "Electronic Arts" O_O

[Cool70sfreak]

J.K. Simmons is so awesome, to voice two guys that are just that awesome.

[ashcrown09]

Im not sure if i want to be in a combustible lemon party...

[t50j50]

if trump can run, i dont see why J.K. Simmons cant :P

[WinchesterLock]

I'd vote for him.

[kriszium]

I miss the dolphin with the turret on its head :(

[J16FOX]

Attack Lemons

Combustible Dog-oh wait...no

[XDkennXD]

Two Words... COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!

[TheDeadPlayers]

I'd vote for Weathley and then i'd buy me some popcorn while watching the news.

[CombineHgrunt]

I'd vote for glados.

[Jitterskull]

@CombineHgrunt Stfu fag :3

[dbgtrgr]

Dis deserves more views!

[Infernalhazard]

I'd vote for him.

[stewieisthelord]

@Infernalhazard I'd vote, create a new name, and vote again.

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

@stewieisthelord I'd keep repeating that.

[2dreamy]

Where is this originally from? Red alert?

[ZenLikeCalm]

@2dreamy Try thinking with Portals instead.

[Nokem]

@2dreamy Yep