Too long on the throne

[babyboy1876]

im not english................this is thw worst stand up shit i have ever seems

[ThomasDotComSlashHa]

god i love being scottish

[tigers2lov]

why would you want us back?

[NotStuckJustResting]

I love how he says weeKEND. =)

[BeA90sKidAgain]

@NotStuckJustResting or the way he said "kentucky DARBY"

[nicoleo22]

He is the best!

[dirtygrinder]

not funny really not funny cheap jokes a two year old could do better

[rgv666]

I live in Britain and want to live in America - no bad thing just preference. This chap has to do this style to suit his audience - irony just doesnt work although this one line soft core stuff does

[MyMerlin1]

@rgv666 You want to live in America ? Most Americans have like 5 locks on their front doors , you cant go out at night because of being mugged or murdered. Every neighbourhood in America has a gang , you cant even walk into a black neighbourhood without being killed. Good luck if you think America is for you.

[flippysnotze]

@MyMerlin1 Are you kidding? Where did you hear that? LOL Don't believe everything you hear or see on T.V.

[SquallLionhart409]

@MyMerlin1 Here's an excerpt from epodunk.com. Total population is around 45,000, 29% of which are below the age of 25. We have one working lock on our front door, and one lock we actually use on the others. You can walk around at night with little threat.

About the racial thing... well we are 98% white...

Crime: The number of violent crimes recorded by the FBI in 2003 was 165. The number of murders and homicides was 0. The violent crime rate was 3.6 per 1,000 people

[whimsymoondesigns]

@MyMerlin1 What part of America do you live in? Good night....a little hyperbole maybe?

[MyMerlin1]

@whimsymoondesigns So why do Americans feel the need to buy guns ?

[whimsymoondesigns]

@MyMerlin1 You have seen somewhere a snapshot of a so-called America and want to paint the entire country with one brush. I'm not saying that America is by any means safer than most other western nations. But if I'm not mistaken, Britain is plagued with it's own fair share of muggings and robberies, as are France, Spain and Italy. In fact if you look up assaults per capita per country Britain is no. 2 and the United States is no. 9.

[AOAWHATSUP]

@MyMerlin1 yeh thats not totally true.....completely over exaggerated!

[MadyWolfe]

@MyMerlin1 really? i've lived all over the country, I've never known someone who had five locks on their door. I got out at night all the time, never been mugged or murdered. I know plenty of gang-free neighborhoods. And really? Can't even walk into a black neighborhood without being killed? You've got to be kidding.

[malt8291]

another sell out brit.loves scotland so much, [ like sean connery] but doesent live there. also noy funny

[RaikoKensei]

@malt8291 your a sell out person with no respect....couldnt you just not like the video and not express your hate?

[malt8291]

i was speaking of his great love of Scotland, a liitle place in Great Britain,yet he lives elsewhere.What part of that is hating,its the truth..Every famous person from Scotland loves it so much,but they never return..

[RaikoKensei]

well im japanese but i love australia....ill never move back to japan.

sure there the love for your country, but it shouldnt be an obligation.

feelings dont depend on governance and ethics...its your feelings...craig likes america...doesnt like england...and still loves scotland...no man woman or child on this world or out of it has the right to judge that!

[markjamesbmouth]

hes scotish thats why he slaggs off the queen!!

[dablulurox]

I live in america and want to live in britain

[IIPr0phet9II]

ME TOO

[Epickfail]

All your opinions are valid and I will completely accept your comments because you are an anonymous person on the internet that I have never seen or met in real life.

[Allgamesplayed]

If it was'nt for britain,america would still be a undevelbed country.

i took offence to that yankee.atleast are country isnt obiese

[eatshishkebabanddie]

LMAO! Craig is the best.

[Qballfph]

go suck a lime cobalt

[cobaltvillain]

go fuck yourself

[cobaltvillain]

pissed up scottish cunt needs to learn to speak before talking shit about the royal family. i bet 99% of the audiance didnt know what the fuck he was talking about bunch of fucking inbreds.

[TheJazzyMan1988]

WOAH...the royal family is like...what...a few dozen people? YOU are the one who hates ALL of America (fucking imbreds) and ALL of Scotland ("SCOTTISH cunt" instead of just "cunt")...so America is like 300 million people...what is Scotland like 5 million...you are against 305 MILLION people just for a piece of land they live on basically...WHO is causing the harm here?

I'm sorry but I am a Christian and an anarchist, so I am QUITE non-conforming and will not BOW before ANY human.

[cobaltvillain]

a non-conforming yank so what you paint your nails black listen to music alone with your lights turned out and cry yourself to sleep because no one gives a fuck about you? must pain you to know the royal family do more good in a day then you or this talentless dickhead will do in your whole lives.

[TheJazzyMan1988]

HAHA you could only read two words of what I typed. The point is I will not BOW before any HUMAN...Only English do. And I don't paint my nails black, in fact my nails and hands are blistered and scarred by the hard work I have done, although I am only 20. One day I will be rich for this hard work, MEN like ME are the rise and fall of nations.

The whole point of my last comment was this...I WILL NOT BOW BEFORE ANY HUMAN...BRITS WILL...I am a Christian and will bow only before God.

[cobaltvillain]

you will bow before an imaginary being? i think you will find god was a tool brought up by people of power kings/queens the pope to keep the commoners in line and to get richer what do you think the crusades were about. i would rather bow before a queen who has done so much for this country then a fairytail character who most certainly does not exist outside gullible idiots minds

[TheJazzyMan1988]

You just called the queen a gullible idiot.

PS...change in my last comment, typo of sorts..."BRITS WILL" should be "ENGLISH WILL" given Brits includes Scots.

[cobaltvillain]

1st we arnt the only country to have a monarchy. 2nd there are lots of people all over the world who are still loyal to the queen why do you think she is head of state in 16 countrys around the world? so dont act like we english are backwards because of it. 3rd what right do you are anyone else have to critisize her or the royal family they run charitys spread awareness of wrong doings serve the military and bring millions £££ a year in tourism to the uk ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES AND N.IRELAND.

[TheJazzyMan1988]

They've done nothing to stop the epidemic of police brutality in the U.S., shut down mental hospitals which have children who are worse off than kids in the third world being tortured by evil doctors, or what about the gang epidemic we've had since the 1930's? WHAT RIGHT DO I HAVE??? I don't like my own U.S. government why would I like anyone else's? And aren't you the person who just critisized me for being a Christian AND a "goth" (which I'm not a goth)?

[carefree1905]

amen! God save the queen. I just hope she never allows any of her nationa or any in the commonwealth to have independence now!

[QxdavexQ]

monarchys were said to be chosen by god and rule in his name so bow down

[jadamturner]

Al Gore's Book. Hahahahahahaha.

[doublsh0t]

cause Al Gore wrote a book, not a movie lol

[seba0205]

What a horrible tie. But he's one of my favourites, anyway.

[mugshotesp]

bush supporting is terrorism ;)

[TheJazzyMan1988]

Bush AND Al-Quida are terrorists. Of course a lot of ppl in the middle east will say "ONLY Bush is a terrorist" just as a lot of people in America, where I live, will say "ONLY Al Quida is terrorists"...people REALLY Need to see the threat from both sides of equations though. When you are struck by enemies you must unite "as citizens" and NOT unite "under leadership"

[TX1985]

I'm English - and I love it. :-)

[Dekker451]

@TX1985 Whoopty-fucking-doo, you're English. You want a goddamn medal?

[Someloke8895]

@Dekker451 Well it's better than getting a Purple heart for being American

[Dekker451]

@Someloke8895 What the hell are you talking about?

[Someloke8895]

@Dekker451 You asked if he wanted a medal for being English, whereas Americans automatically receive a purple heart for their injuries sustained by American citizenship.

[Dekker451]

@Someloke8895 Well, first of all I was being sarcastic.

Secondly, anyone who is in the US Military can receive its awards and medals, and you don't need to be an American citizen to be accepted into the US Military.

So I ask again, what the hell are you people talking about?

[TX1985]

@Dekker451 Who's "you people"? You being racist now?

[Dekker451]

@TX1985 That's ridiculous. I was obviously referring to the people who had replied to me.

[kitkatwaslover79]

i love craig

[WilliamTaylor1]

Nice one Craig. Funny as.

[MrBattleship]

he used to be a Glaswegian comedian called BING HITLER.

[vu4u2]

funny dude!

[sider1971]

super funny!!!

[Slimstor]

I was on the throne before I came upon this and while typing this too.

[HotShotWideout88]

love it too

[lfcolo]

Apparently the Queen was just a little girl when Jamestown was established. LOLOL! Love the way he says, "Kentucky Dairby."

[JackAwful]

I'm addicted to this twat.

[ePhilosopher]

i find it bowely shart

[PimpMyAfterLife]

wife swap

:o

hes so bad I'd love to spank him 4 being naughty.

lmao

[willymywonka]

that thing about camilla racing was the best burn i've ever heard..wonderful absolutely wonderful

[WEIRDALROXMYSOX]

"Elizabeth II is here to celebrate the founding of Jamestown, which was 400 years ago, of course she was justa young girl then..." SOOOO FUNNY! I LOVE YOUR MONARCHY JOKES, CRAIG!

[respect89]

funny so funny

[98smithg]

he should have more respect for his superiors . God save the queen.

[punkstoper]

God save the Queen

[moco635]

that guys effin funny

[wogsland]

Global Warming is a religion!

[barb99999]

can you read?

[EccaGoesToTown]

It seems like he's too apologetic.... but he's still hilarious!

[igniteice]

Ah, but that's the best part! Cuz he's only apologizing to make the crowd laugh more, and cuz he's kind of regretful of saying things he doesn't mean to say. That is, he's saying them to get laughs, not cuz he has a personal opinion on it.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

yes, this guy is the real comedian of the century. its' good hes apologetic, it means hes sincere

[Rohit69]

lol this guy is soo funny

[dragonpaladin]

comment #1 ^ ^ lol funny