Carol Burnett Show- Went With the Wind, Part 1

[71crm]

Any person who tries to take this down sound be tried for crimes against humanity!

[Beatlemania63]

Vicky Lawrence singing while Carol Burnett gives her God as my witness speech is priceless!!! LMAO

[123sherylin]

@Beatlemania63

PRICELESS INDEED!!!... and look @ how she's walking (LOL) and right in front of "Starlett" no less... this part is so hilarious i have to keep re-winding it...

[xVenomousVixenx09]

What the hell is Kissy doing, while Starlett is doing her monolouge?? All that wailing and stuff. It's halirious. i can't stop laughing!!!

LMAO!

[xVenomousVixenx09]

Scralett: Oh, Bradley i love you, i love you, i love you. Now what was it you wanted to tell me, darling?

Bradley: (clears his throat) i wished you would have said that sooner, this is going to be easy

Scarlett: Oh bradley, .i love you, i love you, i love you.

Bradley: well, i uh married melody this afternoon.

Scarlett: Oh Bradley, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, how could you do that to me, how could you?

LMAO!!

[Tareltonlives]

I remember watching that dreadful film and thinking about this sketch throughout the whole experience.

[Betsy440]

The BEST sketch ever! Always cracks me up!

[35777]

look at the doo rag on Vickie's head..lol lol lol..ah know evrathin bout birthin babies...........wack I'll try.........hysterical.....Vic­kie walking in a circle singing, lol lol lol

Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett Miss Scarlet....lol Vickie was the best.....

[zWildNFree101]

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!" *collum falls over* classic, I cracked up haha

[35777]

AH lol lol lol, I'm dyin, funniest funniest stuff on TV, I love Harvey, when he sucks his cheeks in to look like Clark Gable..lol...they were all fabulous, Thank you for the best TV ever, good ol days......thank you, Tabstarkin...lol lol

[Bookfreak07]

Favorite sketch ever!

[hilljayne]

I love this so much!

[o2bnparadise]

@KekoaOnorati Hahahahahaha! Yep, she sure did say that!

[DancerQueen4331]

A baby? Oh shooooooooooe

[SpockLover27]

And make tuna casserole! XD

[dmucci100]

Oh, Billie Joe! My goodness, I thought you had jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

[RaChiEgiRl101]

thanks for posting

[steve10153]

is melody his cousin???

[PinkGlitter014]

@steve10153  Yeah, that's how it was in the movie. The Wilkes always married their cousins. (That's one reason Ashley married Melony and not Scarlett.) Back in those days it didn't matter, because they weren't like immeadiate family.

[Serena2009ification]

@PinkGlitter014

Actually, in the original novel, the Wilkeses were all thought of as sort of weird because, among other things, they married their cousins.  There was a conversation between Gerald and one of the neighbors early in the book about how it was weakening the Wilkes' bloodline and making them unhealthy.

[jamesjeffreypaul]

"What did you do, Melody? Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree"?

[El316]

well that's pretty but that doesn't answer my question! rofl epic win man i love these skits!!!

[TheHireTheBetter]

LOL, at 6:30: "If I have to lie, steat, cheal, and murder..."

[Meldy20]

"why don't you just stick your head in the punch bowl I think it could use a little more sugar...." hahahahaa!! and true.

[studioMAXIMO]

I love you I love you I love you I love you I rlly rlly do love you. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!

[uVueD2b]

"My money's gone."

"Gone? Gone where?"

"It went with the wind."

"Wind? What wind?"

(Cue music)

"Well,it's pretty but it didn't answer my question."

The whole show from it's 11 year run was pure greatness!!!

[wmbrown6]

While this is deservedly best-remembered, this was actually the second time Carol parodied "GWTW." The first was exactly nine years prior, on her Nov. 13, 1967 show, where she played "Scarlett O'Fever," Rat was played by guest Richard Chamberlain, and there was a character named "Ashley Famous" which was also a reference to a then-prominent Hollywood talent agency which, after a series of mergers and acquisitions over the next decade, morphed into International Creative Management (ICM).

[samjean1122]

1:28 OMFG ROFLMAO!!!

[CarolinaSP20]

Too good to be true!

[Suedeheadlover]

0:38-0:45 - Ace Bobbie Gentry reference (Ode To Billie Joe FYI)!

[wmbrown6]

@Suedeheadlover - At the time of this parody, there was a TV-movie made that was based on Ms. Gentry's song, so that piece had a new lease on life at the time.

[OMalleyDoubleOhSeven]

This is awesome!

[gothic9siren]

hehe she said cheal and steat instead of steal and cheat

[leeza2007]

hahahaaa..."mm hmm..in the meantime..why don't you stick your head in the punch bowl, melanie...i'm sure it could use some more SUGAH*

[hyancinth70]

The 6 people who disliked this, don't have a sense of humor.

[MPL029]

@hyancinth70 they are probably black

[hyancinth70]

@MPL029 Haha!! This could be true! lol

[Yesica1993]

One of my favorite skits in the world. Thank you so much for this!

[MsSpiderpig93]

I'm playing Sissy in the coming play, and it is just Hilarious. my throat hurts now though... but its so much fun to do it:D

[BionicWolf4]

6 people wouldn't know comedy if it smacked them acrossed the face after they yelled "MS. STARLET" six times.

[Yesica1993]

@BionicWolf4 Hahahaha! Exactly!

[art4thecure1]

how they can poke fun at a four hour long movie in 20 mins and have it be hilarious is absolute genius!

[cripplehawk]

6 people need to stick their heads in a punch hole. I'm sure It, use more sugar

[robynsegg]

6 people just don't get this. I'll never forget being a little girl & watching this w/ my mom. I NEVER saw her laugh so much in my entire life!

[freeagent678]

Brashley I love you i love you i love you i love you.....i hate you i hate you i hate you!

[NQ201]

Who's the nurse? She looks familiar...

[steelerfanTX]

@NQ201 You mean Prissy? It's Vicki Lawrence :)

[gambitcolumbus]

@husker222

Marrying cousins used to be FAR more common than it is nowadays. And most evidence suggest it probably isn't that problematic genetically.

[KekoaOnorati]

Has anyone else caught that, in her final speech, she totally says, "If I have to lie, STEAT, CHEAL, and murder..."?

[FelixLRodriguez]

@KekoaOnorati Nice catch!



[dylantiger2]

@KekoaOnorati They had to change the script and character names due to trademarking and copywright.

[patient451]

well that's pretty but it doesn't answer my question.

[Cheryl1166]

Oh Brashley! I loveyaIloveyaIloveyaILUUUUVVya­....IhateyaIhateyaIhateyaIHATE­ya!! LOLLOL

[markatack99]

and you two shut up ... tauh faling wall

[PhillyRicanNorth]

i love carol noone like her lol!

[princessmissy50]

I always thought the hot water was to sterilize the scissors which would cut the umbilical cord. Anyway, Carol's famous line in this skit is one of the funniest ever recorded!!

[taltuls]

carol burnette does a gr8 greta garbo impression at 3:38 lmao...

[DiznyFanGerl]

A baby.

Oh Shewwt.

[szqsk8]

Did Starlett say "lie, steat and cheal" instead of lie, cheat and steal?

This is my number one favorite skit The Carol Burnett show ever did. Hilarious from beginning to end. :-))

[ultraviolet221]

What the heck did you do Melody, Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. LOL..

[videografx]

flub-at 6:33, carol says, i if i have to lie, steat, chill (cheat, steal)

lol

love this skit

[lollipopfop]

"Could I offer you a chair? Youve got it."

[lollipopfop]

I never did understand why they boiled water to have a baby. 

[KrysOfSorrow]

@lollipopfop Haven't you ever seen the movies of pre-modern medical facilities?

As they say in the movies: All you need to have a baby, is towels, scissors, and hot water!

[StinkyWren]

I love this video!

[CreoleCW]

At 6:34 listen for the spoonerism:  "lie, steet and cheal" instead of "lie, cheat and steel." LOL! They left it in!

[leftiesrox]

harvey korman really pulls off clark gable

[22moviefan22]

@husker222 they were just following the storyline of GONE WITH THE WIND

[Acemaster53]

6:33 "If I have to lie, steet, cheal, and murder..." LOL Carol messed up... ;D

[leftiesrox]

@Acemaster53 10 bucks says the original line is copyrighted. but i love that.

[Acemaster53]

@leftiesrox You can't copyright a term. Paris Hilton attempted to copyright "that's hot", and Donald Trump attempted to get "You're Fired" and they both lost. :D

[leftiesrox]

@Acemaster53 those are terms they say. if it's in a copyrighted book, that's different.

[Acemaster53]

@leftiesrox No, if it's in a book then it cannot be published in a book. The court has held, most notably in Hormel Foods vs. SpamArrest, that you cannot copyright or trademark a term. It's much more likely that was just a screwup.

[PinkCowgirl925]

@husker222 not only married had a kid with

[TheCounslor]

this is a classic!

[tomboy2081]

she still is the QUEEN OF COMEDY !

[Beny8378]

Carol Burnett is the ULTIMATE queen of comedy... NOBODY owns the sketch BUT Carol Burnett!

[popap1995]

7:06 ROFLMFAO "Will you two SHUT UP?!?" haha just as the column falls HAHAHALOLOLOL

[Thornmask]

@husker222 . . . .have you even seen 'Gone With the Wind'?

[taloolamay]

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS.--

WHAT!!

hahahahahahaha

[Thadesgal]

Bob Mackey was quite the designer. He did all the costumes for Carol and the gang.

[froglady99]

I love this video--it's so hilarious!

[zacandtaylorrule]

Is that Michael Jeter as the soldier she hits with the chair?

[FunkFresh92]

She has to be the funniest woman of all time NO contest.

[4everTailsFan11]

ROFLMAO

6:18-7:07

[LadyRevan7]

"You're sick!" XD

lol she's having a baby and all she can say is "oh my goodness" and "oh my" XD

"wind, what wind?" *dramatic music* "well that's pretty but it doesn't answer my question!

this is awesome!! I love it :D

[Mspendragon1972]

ohhhh, my elementary school years...at home in front of the TV.

[wowoak]

Vickie Lawrence is the best!

[MaerinB]

*knock* HE'S HERE HE'S HERE *slap* I GET IT

[luname82]

hahahahaha wow this is funnny, i've never seen this before.hahahaha!!! thanks for uploading

[tntbsyht]

better quality

[LovesMyJimmyStewart]

haha i love they skipped around 4 years of war in about 30 seconds. And Melody and Brashly got married that afternoon, and she had a baby that evening. LOL!!! Oh, and I love Sissy's wailing during Starlett's monologue! Wow. This is great! "If I gotta make tuna casserole's!!"

[LovesMyJimmyStewart]

"You have a full and generous heart!"

"You're sick!"

[Gunstar1701]

A true timeless classic. Never fails to crack me up. Thanks for posting it.

[REMlNGTON]

I don't care what age you are (I'm 24) this is hilarious! Timeless!

[timmaykoe2000]

HILARIOUS

[cmdrdave2]

@ 8:31 "If I have to lie, steat, cheal or murder, I won't be defeated".

Didn't notice that the first time around! This sketch is a classic!

[ClassicMovieClub]

"Why Billy Joe I thought U jumped off the Talhachi Bridge" lol!

"Why dont u stick ur head in the punch bowl im sure it can do with some more sugar"

"Alright" haha

"Great Balls of Fire their burning Atlanta!"

[lilacmagnolia]

starlet,Brashley,melody,and sissy lol hilarious

[blueberr1]

What are we going to do with a baby in the middle of the wawr?

Oh now, don't you worry Mrs. Starlet, I know everything there is to know about birthin' babies..I done it lots of times.

Oh that is such a comfort to me Sissy, because I do believe I am going to have it now!

Oh my goodness Mrs. Starlet..I don't know what iI'm going to do...I don't know what to do!

*slaps Sissy**

I'll try!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[PitoNfan91]

Jááááj' imádom :P

[ClassicMovieClub]

"What wind? Well thats pretty but it doesnt answer my question" lol!!

[Brinah]

"I thought you jumped off the Talahatche Bridge" (sorry for the misspelling) I laughed at that at first but when I heard that's from a song I laughed even harder! lol

[ramsback28]

Dinah Shore playing Melody Hamilton....I remember this bit as a kid watching the KB show. CLASSIC. thanks for posting !!!!

[jennah101]

xDDDD

[Knitonepurl2]

steat cheal LOL

[tobbyjames1]

She is on the sofa, it is a high back.

[MissLeigh78]

Can someone tell me why Melody is laying on the floor when there's a sofa right in front??

[LexiixoxRoxx]

Starlett O' Hara

Rat Butler

Melody Hamilton

Brashley Wilkes

Sissy

Absolute GENIUS! The best line was "I came by way of a streetcar named....desire." XD lmao...

[Treemeadow]

Its funny, but often times during the long and dreary days, I find myself humming that opening tune...

[stardusth2o]

wow seriuosly? that was dumb to say

[Treemeadow]

Rightio then....

[tolkienfan51]

I wish I could find the classic skit where she makes a spoof on Mildred Pierce on the Old Old Movie skit! It was the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[Treemeadow]

Vicki/Sissy at 6:22

[shynsexy12]

lmao!! Vicky Lawrence sounds just like Prissy from GWTW

[XxnijachikxX]

What war ...

sissy:MISS STARLET THEY JUST DECLARED WAR ... WAR....WAR...WAR.WAR.....

*cannon fire* AHHHHHH miss starlet im sOOOOO scared

[stardusth2o]

they mean the civil war

[MissLeigh78]

you don't say?

[XxnijachikxX]

Why im just so upset i could spit

[Meyek12]

Sissy: Don't you worry none miss Starlet, I know everthing there is to know about birthing babies I've done it lots of times.

Melody: Oh that is such a comfort to me Sissy because I do believe I'm going to have it now!

Sissy: Oh my goodness Miss Starlet I don't know whatever made me tell such a lie!

*Starlet slaps Sissy*

Sissy: I'll try!

This is so funny!!!!!

[Meyek12]

Starlet:.......Get out of my sight forever!

Brashley: For a minute I thought you was going to be mad.

Love that line!

[Mascro1977]

Dinah Shore

[rubberducky79]

Dinah Shore, I believe

[leighzlady]

Starlett: "If I have to lie, steat, cheal....." LOL

[amythesenior]

I love that part and Vicki Lawrence is walking around singing! That cracks me up!!

[Treemeadow]

I keep laughing, I can't breathe!!

[pricefan2007]

Well how 'bout: HE'S AT THE DOOR, HE'S AT THE DO *SMACK*.

I'LL GIT IT.

[myrnaturner]

There is a Barbie "Went With the Wind" doll that I bought and just cherish,.

Starlet is in her famous curtain rod dress.

This is the funniest skit in a show chock full of funny skits.

TV sucks now in comparison. I miss classic TV. Where is the fun now in any of today's programming?

[alrawlins2000]

i love Carol!!!!

[rb101456]

Rat: I arrived here by way of a streetcar named.....desire.

Thats one of my favorite lines!

[advnchrchik]

Vicki Lawrence steals these scenes. :)

[man975dog]

looks like Carol's TV show has "went with the wind" since it ain't on TV anymore.

[bryguyonthekeys]

"If I have to lie, teet, cheal" bahaha

[sSophisticateds]

great quality. thanks for uploading.

[jimcarreyonline]

"Oh thats pretty but it doesn't answer my question"lol

[SariannaJ]

LOL Melody sure works fast...they only got married that afternoon and only a few hours later she's conceived and giving birth... XD

[Meyek12]

If i gotta make tuna casseroles!!!!!

I aint down yet *yanks dress* will you to shut up!!!!!

lol

[TRISAND]

I love this show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rb101456]

Both: GOODBYE MY DARLING BRASHLY!!

Melody: Why Starlet, your concern for my Brashly is overwhelming. You have a full and generous heart.

Starlet: you're sick.

lol funny!!!

[angeloflove]

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. STARLET!

MS. *smack!*

what would we do without comedy!

[mckeymousegirl]

Lol they just got married that afternoon he left for war that minute I think Im having a baby (skinny as ever) I knoweverything about babies lol.. good cause Im having it now ohh miss scarlet I aint know nuthin about birthin babies.... SMACK..... Rofl

[Astridboy429]

the first time i saw this i was crying!!! Its so funny!

[amythesenior]

This gets funnier and funnier everytime I watch it!

[OonaCanute]

Hi girls, what's for dinner?

[justabroadwaybay91]

best sketch EVER!!!

[snowbaby96]

this is hilarious!!! i love gone with the wind, and this is such a funny parody!!!

[amgceg]

i LOVE viki Lawrance!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rb101456]

This is the funniest thing ever! especially when she says MISS STARLETT MISS STARLET MISS STARLETT! *SMACK* and WHA DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I SAY! *SMACKS SELF* I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

[couturefruityy96]

wasnt melody his cousin?

[yessie55]

Yeah. In the book Brashley (Ashley) and Melody (Melanie) are cousins but they get married and have a kid.

[amgceg]

the old west was wierd......

[PengWinOne]

it wasn't the west, it was the deep south

[amgceg]

ohhhhhh :)

[angeloflove]

and the deep south is amazing!

[scarlettthedestroyer]

Ms. Burnett, you are a genious.

[15lit]

haha thankxto cowgirlhero08, i got to see this becuse she is the one that sent it to me

[auntieskip62]

Brilliant!

My dad and I watched this show religiously when I was a kid. We bonded a lot over old TV shows (Baretta, Kolchak the Night Stalker...). But this show was the best, and it brings back great memories of my dad. Thanks so much!

And I agree with the person who said "Vicki Lawrence owns this sketch". :-)

[How5by5]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I remember this. No shows like this anymore.

[Viznel137]

This is THE bit!Classic

[TexasTina]

Perfection. Absolute perfection. RIP Harvey Korman and thanks for the laughs.

[WireLover]

Long live Ratt Butler! For some reason I always forget that it's Dinah Shore playing Melody.

[sexyhottiebunny]

my mom has loved this show since she was 5yrs old im glad that u put this on YT cuz i got to show this to her thank you very much. and my mom just found out that Harvey Kormen died so she got to see her favorit episod of the carol burnett show thank you again.

p.s. this is my favorit episode too =)

*wiggles ear*

XXlove,4rm bunnys (liz &isabella)XX

[vlcupper]

Vickie Lawrence owns this sketch.

[Mspendragon1972]

@vlcupper YEAH SHE DOES...part of me hated this thing at the time because of what it meant. But yeah she sure did own it!

[ryanglitter]

did she say lie, steat, and cheel?

[nicolecleopatra]

basically yes. It was a play on "steal and cheat"

[OGTR44]

RIP HARVEY

[bulldog1447]

Harvey Korman died today

[Kevindl1985]

It's a shame comedy like this doesn't exist anymore. Nothing will ever compare to Viki and Carol.

[ClarenceFisher]

Lie, steat, cheal and murder...hmmm, a blooper not noticed or part of the writing...hard to say

[nicksmith128]

I think she did it on purpose... Cause she's purposly trying to mess up one of the greatest monologues af all time...

_Nick_

[ClarenceFisher]

You could be right - it's been so long since I've seen Gone With The Wind, it's hard to tell.

[LadyWhitehart]

I remember watching this when I was a kids. It's even funnier now.

[tdgruber]

clearly i am not the target audience because this is incredibly not funny.

[vlcupper]

Wow you must be 10.