Bert The Conqueror - Human Slingshot

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powerful bert kriescher

[KyleMinns]

Powerful

[dcourtn1]

what? The Machine didn't do it in this cliiiiip!?!?!

I'm angry.

[rollemifugotem]

Fuck jay mohr this is the Machine!!!

[MrNicCluxton]

The first 15 minutes of this is fucking hilarious!

[CallMeDaddyHoe]

is this just a family/local thing with a homemade slingshot? or is it an actual ride that tourists can pay to get on? if it's homemade then it seems unsafe. lol

[mazerunner13]

@CallMeDaddyHoe yeah it's homemade O_O

[MichaeldbLinton]

holy shit he does sound like will ferrell and dane cook

[paintedd]

Haha I love Bert.

[vanessassassin]

the machine!

[ledestroyer]

the machine!

[eqsmooth]

inbred Mormons do this shit? Watch out. One of them could be our President. That is far scarier than this sling shot garbage.

[CaptainRidley]

@eqsmooth Mormons don't inbreed silly. Nice try at trolling though.

[eqsmooth]

@CaptainRidley Can you prove that? I guarantee I know far more about Latter Day Saints than you do. They should be ridiculed at all times and all costs.

[CaptainRidley]

@eqsmooth Considering I am one I doubt that. Ridiculing anyone is not a good way to live your life. Is any group perfect? No of course not but we should look for the good in all men. This video is about having fun so I don't want to fill the comments with some silly debate. If you have any questions or wish to talk further just message me. Hope you are having a Merry Christmas!

[eqsmooth]

@CaptainRIDICULOUS

If you read a bio of Joseph Smith you would leave your filthy church, WELL I mean FOR BIG PROFIT business. To ridicule is to make someone or something look ridiculous. It is not necessarily a Good or bad thing to do. Your old confidence man, cult leader, thief Joe Smith made it very easy to ridicule you, the cult's beginnings, the Book, your political candidates, the Church's racism, clowns like Glenn Beck/Romney. I can't believe Hunstman is a Mormon, he seems reasonable.

[CaptainRidley]

@eqsmooth Wow calm down. This is a video about a human slingshot in Utah. You seem to have a serious hatred for Mormons since the mere mention of Utah causes you to go into attack mode. I am well versed in the life of Joseph. The good and the bad. He was human as we all are. Rough Stone rolling is a great bio to read. Have you ever been to a Mormon Sunday service? You should go. I know you think it's sinister and all an act but what do you have to lose?

[eqsmooth]

@CPTNRIDCULOUS YOU STUPID FUCK & ABSOLUTE ELITIST TROLL! I would not be allowed in, as my parents Were not allowed in to see their cousin's wedding! Wha tchurch in the wold denies entrance to non baptized people? Fuck you to eternal damnation. If you were on my property right now I would slaughter you like a wild pig.' Your trolling has gotten you far my padawan learner. WHY DO DO YOU FUCKERS PROSELYTIZE ABOUT THE WORLD AND THEN SHUT THE DOORS TO TRUE AMERICANS? FUCK YOU TO HELL. MORMONS BURNI!

[monkeybutt033002]

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[monkeybutt033002]

ths=ats some sites

[TMCube]

These are the ideas you come up with when you can't drink any booze...

[GlenwoodCaverns]

Love it! We can't wait to have Bert visit in May!

[rinxas24]

omg i thought that in the 1st launch the guy was really going to fly

[76077]

I like how at about min 1 sec 3 to min 1 sec 17 u can see the girls left nipple

man shes hot.

[gamecraze1234]

i love this guy's job

[jin256]

What happens when it breaks?

[revdesigns]

@jin256

Don't worry, the mountain will stop you :)

[CharlesStudios]

@revdesigns what about backwards?

[strong1here]

Another stupid show with an unlikeable host from Travel Channel. Save Sam Brown, ditch the rest.

[shopetozilla]

hahah he really does sound like will ferrel hahahahha thats halirious

[prestonmartin69]

terranitup wutever

[justpapersman]

Bert the conqueror is super lame, maybe even uber lame.

[terranitup5]

This is the same human slingshot featured on Nitro Circus :) I wasn't there that time though :/

[everlastsalreve1]

He sounds like Will Ferrell, and Dane Cook

[91Borz]

du arschloch

[kyle862722]

He sounds like Will Ferrell.

[terranitup5]

im the kid in the dark blue shirt on the far right holding tha hat at 0:24!!!!! i need to see the full show cuz i havent yet!!! i got to meet bert!

[reneeangel101]

@terranitup5 sureee

[terranitup5]

@reneeangel101 believe it dawg

[xDeadMisfitsx]

@terranitup5 no ur not XD

[FatNinjaMachinima]

@idmgoteam FAIL

[oscarmayer0123]

It is in Springville

[extremesnowboarder63]

does anybody know exacly what town this is in utah because it looks nearby and i wana try it

[poplug]

lol mormons

[EatTinker]

@poplug Oh NOES!!! Ask them about their sacred underwear.

[BlurConfusion]

@poplug is that insulting mormons?

[swainhunterswain]

ok not the best



[raeloves16]

i want to do it

[iztech101]

love this show!!!!!!!

[maybabylive]

<3<3<3

[jerryadams5]

Utah is the bast

[Jwats96]

I THINK HE KISSED HIS ANKLES!

[alero00]

I was there with some friends for a party, I've ridden the thing - such a rush!

[omar1906]

This show is OUTSTANDING!

[2222sweetie]

omg i want to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ConnorStroff1]

Great show

[VGWEntertainment]

This guy is so funny.

[beautydancer247]

my friend is in this

[mikey4301]

where do i do this , and is ther a weight limit

[garrycool345]

Nice cussing in front of the kids mate. Are you gonna do that in front of your kids mate?

[Sh3pardMelody]

@garrycool345 Oh Get The fuck Out of Here you Fucking Wimpy Tea Drinker

[ZodiacAirplane]

I think this is proof that promoted videos doesn't work. 326 views.

[Oho159]

nice try to die

[Boriquaniqht]

bert yuh need to pick me up lmao i want to go on all these rides holy shit dude im tired of boring six flags shitty england superman ride is over rated n slow n disney world suxx iim sorry to say it its cool the first time but after awhile its annoyinq.

[eyeluv2dance]

Another new shitty irrelevant show. This channel is going down hill. I don't even watch it anymore.

[ChauTranMan]

first